LYNCH-LAW FOR CORKEY
It is a month after the election. Lockwin has been out of bed for a
week.
"You astound me!" cries Dr. Tarpion.
The doctor is just back from his mine in Mexico. The doctor has
climbed the volcano of Popocatapetl. His six-story hotel in Chicago is
leased on a bond for five years. He has a nugget of gold from his
mine. His health is capital. He is at the mental and physical
antipodes of his friend. Talk of Mexican summer resorts and Chicago
real estate is to the doctor's taste. He is not prepared for Lockwin's
recital.
"Your Davy, my poor fellow, had no constitution. Mind you, I do not
say he would have died had I remained at my office. I do not say that.
Of course, it was highly important that his stomach should be
preserved. You fell in the hands of a Dr. Flod--let me see our list.
Why, by heavens! his name is not down at all!"
Dr. Floddin's name is not in the medical peerage. Dr. Floddin,
therefore, does not exist.
"Well, David, let us speak of it no more. You were entrapped. How
about this Congress? I tell you that you must go. You must do exactly
as our leader directs."
Lockwin is elected, and he is not. He received the most votes, but
great frauds were openly perpetrated. Without the false votes Corkey
would have been elected. There is to be a contest in the lower House.
The majority of the party in the House is only three, with two
republicans on sick beds in close districts.
Interest in the Chicago affair is overshadowing. The President's
private secretary has commissioned the Chicago political boss to fix it
up.
Corkey is an unknown factor. The boss assures the administration that
the district would be lost if Corkey should win.
What does Corkey want?
"I was elected," says Corkey.
"You don't carry the papers," answers the boss.
"I just made you fellers screw your nut for 2,000 crooked votes," says
Corkey.
"None of your sailors had the right to vote," says the boss. "Now,
here, Corkey, you are going to lose that certificate. It doesn't
belong to you, and we've got the House. Here's a telegram from a high
source: 'Lockwin must get the election at all hazards. See Corkey.'
I'll tell you what you do. You and Lockwin go on and see the
President."
"That will never do," says Corkey. "But I'll tell you what I will do."
"Go on."
"Do you know I've a notion that Lockwin ain't goin' to serve. If he
resigns, I want it. If he catches on, all right. I want him or you to
get me collector of the port. You hear me? Collector of the port.
His nobs, this collector we have now--he must get out, I don't care
how. But he must sherry. I can't fool with these sailors. If they
see me trading with Lockwin they will swear I sell out. See? Well, I
want to see Lockwin, just the same. Now, I'll tell you what I'll do:
You Send Lockwin to Washington to explain the situation. Get in
writing what is to be done. Don't let there be any foolin' on that
point. Tell Lockwin to return by the way of Canada, and get to Owen
Sound. I know a way home that will leave us alone for two days or
more. In that time I can tell what I'll do."
"All right; Lockwin shall go."
"I'll give it out that I've gone to Duluth for the newspaper. But I've
no use for newspapers no more. It's collector or Congress, sure.
Don't attempt no smart plays. Tell that to the jam-jorum at
Washington. If they want me to take down my contest and cover up the
hole you ballot-box-stuffers is in here at home, let 'em fix _me_."
"All right."
"It's all right if Lockwin meets me at Owen Sound. I've got the
_papes_ to send a lot of you duffers to the pen if you don't come to
time."
Corkey therefore sails for Duluth. It increases his standing with the
sailors to make these trips late in the year.
Lockwin is to go to Washington. It is evident, say his friends, that
he is greatly exhausted with the efforts of the campaign. Dr. Tarpion
has hinted that Lockwin is not the ambitious man that he has seemed to
be. Dr. Tarpion has hinted that it was only through strong personal
influence that Lockwin has been held faithful to the heavy party duty
that now lies upon him.
Dr. Tarpion has hinted that Lockwin did not want the office if it did
not belong to him.
But Lockwin has had brain fever for nearly a month. What could you
expect of a man who made so many speeches at so many wigwams?
"Besides," says the political boss, "he had sickness in his family."
"Some one died, didn't they?" asks a rounder where these reports are
bandied.
"Yes, a little boy. Good-looking little fellow, too. I saw him with
Lockwin."
"When I was a young man," said the boss, "old Sol Wynkoop got in the
heat of the canvass, just like Lockwin. Old Sol was just about as good
a speaker. He would talk right on, making 'em howl every so often.
Well, his wife and his daughter they both died and was buried, and Old
Sol he didn't miss his three dates a day. He didn't come home at all.
I had a notion to tell Lockwin that. Oh, he ain't no timber for
President, or even for senator. I did tell Lockwin how my wife died.
I got to the funeral, of course, for this is a city, and Old Sol was
forty miles away, with muddy roads. But, boys, when I get tired I just
have to go up to the lake and catch bass. I tell you, politics is
hard. I must find Lockwin right away. Good-bye, boys. Charge those
drinks to me."
It is Sunday. David Lockwin is walking toward the little church where
Davy went to Sunday-school. He passes a group at a gate near the
church. "Every week, just at this time, there goes by the most
beautiful child. Stay and see him. See how he smiles up at our
window."
"He is dead and buried," says Lockwin in their ear. They are young
women. They are startled, and run in the cottage.
Lockwin walks as in a dream. To-morrow he goes to Washington.
"Politics is hard," he says, but he does not feel it. He feels
nothing. He feels at rest. Nothing is hard. He is weak from an
illness, of which he knows little. He has never been in this
infant-room. Many a time he has left Davy at the door.
The pastor's wife is the shepherdess. She has a long, white crook.
Before her sit seven rows of wee faces and bodies. It is sweeter than
a garden of flowers. They are too small to read books, but they learn
at the fastest pace. The shepherdess gets Lockwin a chair. There are
tears in her eyes. The audience is quick to feel. Tears come in the
eyes of little faces nearly as beautiful as Davy's. Roses are sweetest
when the dew sparkles on them.
"Oh, my dear sir, no. None of them are as pretty as he was." Such is
the opinion of the shepherdess. "We see only one like him in a
lifetime," she testifies. A wee, blue chair is vacant in the first row
at the end--clearly the place of honor. A withered wreath lies on the
chair. The man's eyes are fastened on that spot. Here is a world of
which he knew nothing. Here he follows in the very footsteps.
"Listen, listen," says the motherly teacher. "This is Davy's father."
Three of the most bashful arise and come to be kissed. Strange power
of human pity!
[Illustration: Three of the most bashful arise and come to be kissed.]
"Little Davy is with Jesus," says the shepherdess. "Now all you who
want to be with Jesus, raise your hands."
Every right hand is up. Their faith is implicit, but many a left hand
is pulling a neighboring curl. Busy is that long shepherd crook, to
defeat those wicked left hands.
A head obtrudes in the door. "Excuse me," says the political boss.
"Mr. Lockwin, can you spare a moment? Hello, Jessie! no, papa will not
be home to-night. Tell mamma, will you?"
A curly head is saddened. Lockwin thanks the shepherdess, and follows
his boss.
"The train goes East at 4:45. Don't lose a moment. Lucky I found you."
The newspaper press is in possession of a sensation. On Monday morning
we quote: "A plot has been revealed which might have resulted in the
loss of the First district, and possibly of Congress, just at the
moment the re-apportionment bill was to be passed. Notice of contest
has been served on Congressman Lockwin as a blind for subsequent
operations, and yesterday the newly elected member left hurriedly for
Washington to consult with the attorney general. It is evident that
the federal authorities will inquire into the high-handed outrages
which swelled the votes of Corkey and the other unsuccessful candidates
on election day.
"The time is coming," concludes the article, "when lynch law will be
dealt out to the repeaters who haunt the tough precincts at each
election day."
The prominent citizens say among themselves: "We ought to do something
pretty soon, or these ward politicians will be governing the nation!"