CHAPTER XXXVII

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After I had finished my readings, I was no longer myself; I was tranced,

uplifted, intoxicated, by the almost incredible perils and adventures

I had been following my authors through, and the triumphs I had been

sharing with them. I sat silent some time, then turned to Harris and

said:

“My mind is made up.”

Something in my tone struck him: and when he glanced at my eye and

read what was written there, his face paled perceptibly. He hesitated a

moment, then said:

“Speak.”

I answered, with perfect calmness:

“I will ascend the Riffelberg.”

If I had shot my poor friend he could not have fallen from his chair

more suddenly. If I had been his father he could not have pleaded harder

to get me to give up my purpose. But I turned a deaf ear to all he said.

When he perceived at last that nothing could alter my determination, he

ceased to urge, and for a while the deep silence was broken only by his

sobs. I sat in marble resolution, with my eyes fixed upon vacancy, for

in spirit I was already wrestling with the perils of the mountains, and

my friend sat gazing at me in adoring admiration through his tears.

At last he threw himself upon me in a loving embrace and exclaimed in

broken tones:

“Your Harris will never desert you. We will die together.”

I cheered the noble fellow with praises, and soon his fears were

forgotten and he was eager for the adventure. He wanted to summon the

guides at once and leave at two in the morning, as he supposed the

custom was; but I explained that nobody was looking at that hour; and

that the start in the dark was not usually made from the village but

from the first night's resting-place on the mountain side. I said we

would leave the village at 3 or 4 P.M. on the morrow; meantime he could

notify the guides, and also let the public know of the attempt which we

proposed to make.

I went to bed, but not to sleep. No man can sleep when he is about to

undertake one of these Alpine exploits. I tossed feverishly all night

long, and was glad enough when I heard the clock strike half past eleven

and knew it was time to get up for dinner. I rose, jaded and rusty, and

went to the noon meal, where I found myself the center of interest and

curiosity; for the news was already abroad. It is not easy to eat calmly

when you are a lion; but it is very pleasant, nevertheless.

As usual, at Zermatt, when a great ascent is about to be undertaken,

everybody, native and foreign, laid aside his own projects and took up

a good position to observe the start. The expedition consisted of 198

persons, including the mules; or 205, including the cows. As follows:

CHIEFS OF SERVICE   SUBORDINATES

Myself 1 Veterinary Surgeon

Mr. Harris 1 Butler

17 Guides 12 Waiters

4 Surgeons 1 Footman

1 Geologist    1 Barber

1 Botanist 1 Head Cook

3 Chaplains 9 Assistants

2 Draftsman 4 Pastry Cooks

15 Barkeepers 1 Confectionery Artist

1 Latinist

TRANSPORTATION, ETC.

27 Porters 3 Coarse Washers and Ironers

44 Mules 1 Fine ditto

44 Muleteers 7 Cows

2 Milkers

Total, 154 men, 51 animals. Grand Total, 205.

RATIONS, ETC.       APPARATUS

16 Cases Hams 25 Spring Mattresses

2 Barrels Flour 2 Hair ditto

22 Barrels Whiskey Bedding for same

1 Barrel Sugar 2 Mosquito-nets

1 Keg Lemons 29 Tents

2,000 Cigars   Scientific Instruments

1 Barrel Pies 97 Ice-axes

1 Ton of Pemmican 5 Cases Dynamite

143 Pair Crutches 7 Cans Nitroglycerin

2 Barrels Arnica 22 40-foot Ladders

1 Bale of Lint 2 Miles of Rope

27 Kegs Paregoric 154 Umbrellas

It was full four o'clock in the afternoon before my cavalcade was

entirely ready. At that hour it began to move. In point of numbers and

spectacular effect, it was the most imposing expedition that had ever

marched from Zermatt.

I commanded the chief guide to arrange the men and animals in single

file, twelve feet apart, and lash them all together on a strong rope. He

objected that the first two miles was a dead level, with plenty of room,

and that the rope was never used except in very dangerous places. But

I would not listen to that. My reading had taught me that many serious

accidents had happened in the Alps simply from not having the people

tied up soon enough; I was not going to add one to the list. The guide

then obeyed my order.

When the procession stood at ease, roped together, and ready to move, I

never saw a finer sight. It was 3,122 feet long--over half a mile; every

man and me was on foot, and had on his green veil and his blue goggles,

and his white rag around his hat, and his coil of rope over one shoulder

and under the other, and his ice-ax in his belt, and carried his

alpenstock in his left hand, his umbrella (closed) in his right, and his

crutches slung at his back. The burdens of the pack-mules and the horns

of the cows were decked with the Edelweiss and the Alpine rose.

I and my agent were the only persons mounted. We were in the post of

danger in the extreme rear, and tied securely to five guides apiece. Our

armor-bearers carried our ice-axes, alpenstocks, and other implements

for us. We were mounted upon very small donkeys, as a measure of safety;

in time of peril we could straighten our legs and stand up, and let

the donkey walk from under. Still, I cannot recommend this sort of

animal--at least for excursions of mere pleasure--because his

ears interrupt the view. I and my agent possessed the regulation

mountaineering costumes, but concluded to leave them behind. Out of

respect for the great numbers of tourists of both sexes who would be

assembled in front of the hotels to see us pass, and also out of respect

for the many tourists whom we expected to encounter on our expedition,

we decided to make the ascent in evening dress.

We watered the caravan at the cold stream which rushes down a trough

near the end of the village, and soon afterward left the haunts of

civilization behind us. About half past five o'clock we arrived at a

bridge which spans the Visp, and after throwing over a detachment to see

if it was safe, the caravan crossed without accident. The way now led,

by a gentle ascent, carpeted with fresh green grass, to the church at

Winkelmatten. Without stopping to examine this edifice, I executed

a flank movement to the right and crossed the bridge over the

Findelenbach, after first testing its strength. Here I deployed to the

right again, and presently entered an inviting stretch of meadowland

which was unoccupied save by a couple of deserted huts toward the

furthest extremity. These meadows offered an excellent camping-place.

We pitched our tents, supped, established a proper grade, recorded the

events of the day, and then went to bed.

We rose at two in the morning and dressed by candle-light. It was a

dismal and chilly business. A few stars were shining, but the general

heavens were overcast, and the great shaft of the Matterhorn was draped

in a cable pall of clouds. The chief guide advised a delay; he said he

feared it was going to rain. We waited until nine o'clock, and then got

away in tolerably clear weather.

Our course led up some terrific steeps, densely wooded with larches and

cedars, and traversed by paths which the rains had guttered and which

were obstructed by loose stones. To add to the danger and inconvenience,

we were constantly meeting returning tourists on foot and horseback, and

as constantly being crowded and battered by ascending tourists who were

in a hurry and wanted to get by.

Our troubles thickened. About the middle of the afternoon the seventeen

guides called a halt and held a consultation. After consulting an hour

they said their first suspicion remained intact--that is to say, they

believed they were lost. I asked if they did not KNOW it? No, they said,

they COULDN'T absolutely know whether they were lost or not, because

none of them had ever been in that part of the country before. They had

a strong instinct that they were lost, but they had no proofs--except

that they did not know where they were. They had met no tourists for

some time, and they considered that a suspicious sign.

Plainly we were in an ugly fix. The guides were naturally unwilling to

go alone and seek a way out of the difficulty; so we all went together.

For better security we moved slow and cautiously, for the forest was

very dense. We did not move up the mountain, but around it, hoping to

strike across the old trail. Toward nightfall, when we were about tired

out, we came up against a rock as big as a cottage. This barrier took

all the remaining spirit out of the men, and a panic of fear and despair

ensued. They moaned and wept, and said they should never see their homes

and their dear ones again. Then they began to upbraid me for bringing

them upon this fatal expedition. Some even muttered threats against me.

Clearly it was no time to show weakness. So I made a speech in which I

said that other Alp-climbers had been in as perilous a position as this,

and yet by courage and perseverance had escaped. I promised to stand

by them, I promised to rescue them. I closed by saying we had plenty

of provisions to maintain us for quite a siege--and did they suppose

Zermatt would allow half a mile of men and mules to mysteriously

disappear during any considerable time, right above their noses, and

make no inquiries? No, Zermatt would send out searching-expeditions and

we should be saved.

This speech had a great effect. The men pitched the tents with some

little show of cheerfulness, and we were snugly under cover when the

night shut down. I now reaped the reward of my wisdom in providing one

article which is not mentioned in any book of Alpine adventure but this.

I refer to the paregoric. But for that beneficent drug, would have not

one of those men slept a moment during that fearful night. But for that

gentle persuader they must have tossed, unsoothed, the night through;

for the whiskey was for me. Yes, they would have risen in the morning

unfitted for their heavy task. As it was, everybody slept but my agent

and me--only we and the barkeepers. I would not permit myself to sleep

at such a time. I considered myself responsible for all those lives. I

meant to be on hand and ready, in case of avalanches up there, but I did

not know it then.

We watched the weather all through that awful night, and kept an eye on

the barometer, to be prepared for the least change. There was not the

slightest change recorded by the instrument, during the whole time.

Words cannot describe the comfort that that friendly, hopeful, steadfast

thing was to me in that season of trouble. It was a defective barometer,

and had no hand but the stationary brass pointer, but I did not know

that until afterward. If I should be in such a situation again, I should

not wish for any barometer but that one.

All hands rose at two in the morning and took breakfast, and as soon as

it was light we roped ourselves together and went at that rock. For some

time we tried the hook-rope and other means of scaling it, but without

success--that is, without perfect success. The hook caught once, and

Harris started up it hand over hand, but the hold broke and if there

had not happened to be a chaplain sitting underneath at the time, Harris

would certainly have been crippled. As it was, it was the chaplain. He

took to his crutches, and I ordered the hook-rope to be laid aside. It

was too dangerous an implement where so many people are standing around.

We were puzzled for a while; then somebody thought of the ladders.

One of these was leaned against the rock, and the men went up it tied

together in couples. Another ladder was sent up for use in descending.

At the end of half an hour everybody was over, and that rock was

conquered. We gave our first grand shout of triumph. But the joy was

short-lived, for somebody asked how we were going to get the animals

over.

This was a serious difficulty; in fact, it was an impossibility.

The courage of the men began to waver immediately; once more we were

threatened with a panic. But when the danger was most imminent, we were

saved in a mysterious way. A mule which had attracted attention from the

beginning by its disposition to experiment, tried to eat a five-pound

can of nitroglycerin. This happened right alongside the rock. The

explosion threw us all to the ground, and covered us with dirt and

debris; it frightened us extremely, too, for the crash it made was

deafening, and the violence of the shock made the ground tremble.

However, we were grateful, for the rock was gone. Its place was occupied

by a new cellar, about thirty feet across, by fifteen feet deep. The

explosion was heard as far as Zermatt; and an hour and a half afterward,

many citizens of that town were knocked down and quite seriously injured

by descending portions of mule meat, frozen solid. This shows, better

than any estimate in figures, how high the experimenter went.

We had nothing to do, now, but bridge the cellar and proceed on our way.

With a cheer the men went at their work. I attended to the engineering,

myself. I appointed a strong detail to cut down trees with ice-axes and

trim them for piers to support the bridge. This was a slow business, for

ice-axes are not good to cut wood with. I caused my piers to be firmly

set up in ranks in the cellar, and upon them I laid six of my forty-foot

ladders, side by side, and laid six more on top of them. Upon this

bridge I caused a bed of boughs to be spread, and on top of the boughs

a bed of earth six inches deep. I stretched ropes upon either side to

serve as railings, and then my bridge was complete. A train of elephants

could have crossed it in safety and comfort. By nightfall the caravan

was on the other side and the ladders were taken up.

Next morning we went on in good spirits for a while, though our way

was slow and difficult, by reason of the steep and rocky nature of the

ground and the thickness of the forest; but at last a dull despondency

crept into the men's faces and it was apparent that not only they, but

even the guides, were now convinced that we were lost. The fact that we

still met no tourists was a circumstance that was but too significant.

Another thing seemed to suggest that we were not only lost, but very

badly lost; for there must surely be searching-parties on the road

before this time, yet we had seen no sign of them.

Demoralization was spreading; something must be done, and done quickly,

too. Fortunately, I am not unfertile in expedients. I contrived one

now which commended itself to all, for it promised well. I took

three-quarters of a mile of rope and fastened one end of it around the

waist of a guide, and told him to go find the road, while the caravan

waited. I instructed him to guide himself back by the rope, in case of

failure; in case of success, he was to give the rope a series of violent

jerks, whereupon the Expedition would go to him at once. He departed,

and in two minutes had disappeared among the trees. I payed out the rope

myself, while everybody watched the crawling thing with eager eyes.

The rope crept away quite slowly, at times, at other times with some

briskness. Twice or thrice we seemed to get the signal, and a shout was

just ready to break from the men's lips when they perceived it was a

false alarm. But at last, when over half a mile of rope had slidden

away, it stopped gliding and stood absolutely still--one minute--two

minutes--three--while we held our breath and watched.

Was the guide resting? Was he scanning the country from some high point?

Was he inquiring of a chance mountaineer? Stop,--had he fainted from

excess of fatigue and anxiety?

This thought gave us a shock. I was in the very first act of detailing

an Expedition to succor him, when the cord was assailed with a series of

such frantic jerks that I could hardly keep hold of it. The huzza that

went up, then, was good to hear. “Saved! saved!” was the word that rang

out, all down the long rank of the caravan.

We rose up and started at once. We found the route to be good enough

for a while, but it began to grow difficult, by and by, and this feature

steadily increased. When we judged we had gone half a mile, we momently

expected to see the guide; but no, he was not visible anywhere; neither

was he waiting, for the rope was still moving, consequently he was

doing the same. This argued that he had not found the road, yet, but

was marching to it with some peasant. There was nothing for us to do

but plod along--and this we did. At the end of three hours we were

still plodding. This was not only mysterious, but exasperating. And very

fatiguing, too; for we had tried hard, along at first, to catch up with

the guide, but had only fagged ourselves, in vain; for although he was

traveling slowly he was yet able to go faster than the hampered caravan

over such ground.

At three in the afternoon we were nearly dead with exhaustion--and still

the rope was slowly gliding out. The murmurs against the guide had been

growing steadily, and at last they were become loud and savage. A mutiny

ensued. The men refused to proceed. They declared that we had been

traveling over and over the same ground all day, in a kind of circle.

They demanded that our end of the rope be made fast to a tree, so as to

halt the guide until we could overtake him and kill him. This was not an

unreasonable requirement, so I gave the order.

As soon as the rope was tied, the Expedition moved forward with that

alacrity which the thirst for vengeance usually inspires. But after a

tiresome march of almost half a mile, we came to a hill covered thick

with a crumbly rubbish of stones, and so steep that no man of us all

was now in a condition to climb it. Every attempt failed, and ended in

crippling somebody. Within twenty minutes I had five men on crutches.

Whenever a climber tried to assist himself by the rope, it yielded and

let him tumble backward. The frequency of this result suggested an idea

to me. I ordered the caravan to 'bout face and form in marching order; I

then made the tow-rope fast to the rear mule, and gave the command:

“Mark time--by the right flank--forward--march!”

The procession began to move, to the impressive strains of a

battle-chant, and I said to myself, “Now, if the rope don't break I

judge THIS will fetch that guide into the camp.” I watched the rope

gliding down the hill, and presently when I was all fixed for triumph

I was confronted by a bitter disappointment; there was no guide tied to

the rope, it was only a very indignant old black ram. The fury of the

baffled Expedition exceeded all bounds. They even wanted to wreak their

unreasoning vengeance on this innocent dumb brute. But I stood between

them and their prey, menaced by a bristling wall of ice-axes and

alpenstocks, and proclaimed that there was but one road to this murder,

and it was directly over my corpse. Even as I spoke I saw that my doom

was sealed, except a miracle supervened to divert these madmen from

their fell purpose. I see the sickening wall of weapons now; I see that

advancing host as I saw it then, I see the hate in those cruel eyes; I

remember how I drooped my head upon my breast, I feel again the

sudden earthquake shock in my rear, administered by the very ram I was

sacrificing myself to save; I hear once more the typhoon of laughter

that burst from the assaulting column as I clove it from van to rear

like a Sepoy shot from a Rodman gun.

I was saved. Yes, I was saved, and by the merciful instinct of

ingratitude which nature had planted in the breast of that treacherous

beast. The grace which eloquence had failed to work in those men's

hearts, had been wrought by a laugh. The ram was set free and my life

was spared.

We lived to find out that that guide had deserted us as soon as he had

placed a half-mile between himself and us. To avert suspicion, he had

judged it best that the line should continue to move; so he caught that

ram, and at the time that he was sitting on it making the rope fast to

it, we were imagining that he was lying in a swoon, overcome by fatigue

and distress. When he allowed the ram to get up it fell to plunging

around, trying to rid itself of the rope, and this was the signal which

we had risen up with glad shouts to obey. We had followed this ram round

and round in a circle all day--a thing which was proven by the discovery

that we had watered the Expedition seven times at one and same spring in

seven hours. As expert a woodman as I am, I had somehow failed to notice

this until my attention was called to it by a hog. This hog was always

wallowing there, and as he was the only hog we saw, his frequent

repetition, together with his unvarying similarity to himself, finally

caused me to reflect that he must be the same hog, and this led me to

the deduction that this must be the same spring, also--which indeed it

was.

I made a note of this curious thing, as showing in a striking manner the

relative difference between glacial action and the action of the hog.

It is now a well-established fact that glaciers move; I consider that

my observations go to show, with equal conclusiveness, that a hog in a

spring does not move. I shall be glad to receive the opinions of other

observers upon this point.

To return, for an explanatory moment, to that guide, and then I shall be

done with him. After leaving the ram tied to the rope, he had wandered

at large a while, and then happened to run across a cow. Judging that a

cow would naturally know more than a guide, he took her by the tail,

and the result justified his judgment. She nibbled her leisurely way

downhill till it was near milking-time, then she struck for home and

towed him into Zermatt.

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