* * * * *
A MAN IN ADVANCE OF HIS TIME.--One who has been knocked into the middle
of next week.
* * * * *
THE LORD MAYOR'S RESIDENCE.--The munching house.
* * * * *
[Illustration: A NEW TERROR FOR THE UNPUNCTUAL CLERK
[According to the _Scientific American_ they have commenced making in
Switzerland phonographic clocks and watches, which pronounce the hour
most distinctly.]
]
* * * * *
THE BEST SCHOOL OF COOKERY.--The office of a City accountant.
* * * * *
[Illustration: THE OBSTINACY OF THE PARENT
_Emily Jane._ "Yes, I'm always a-sayin' to father as 'e oughter retire
from the crossin', but keep at it 'e will, though it ain't just no more
'n the broom as 'olds 'im up!"]
* * * * *