PLATFORMULARS.

"_We have no personal quarrel with our opponents_;" _i.e._, "They said

some dreadfully rude things about me last night. Hope one of the local

speakers will give them a trouncing afterwards, _I'm_ expected to be

polite."

"_I congratulate you upon the growth of your Association, and the

excellent political work it is doing in this district_;" _i.e._, "Know

nothing about it, except what the pasty-faced Secretary has just crammed

me with, but must butter them a bit."

"_Your admirable Member, whose voice we hear only too seldom in the

House_;" _i.e._, "A silent 'stick' whose silence is his only merit."

"_No words of mine are necessary to commend this vote of thanks to your

good will. You all know your Chairman_;" _i.e._, How long will that

stammering idiot be allowed to preside at these meetings?

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