While Noor ad Deen was drinking, the fair Persian cut half an

apple, and presented it to Scheich Ibrahim. "Though you refused

drinking," said she, "yet I believe you will not refuse tasting

this apple; it is very excellent." Scheich Ibrahim had no power

to refuse it from so fair a hand; but taking it with a very low

bow, put it in his mouth. She said a great many pleasant things

on the occasion; and Noor ad Deen, falling back upon a sofa,

pretended to fall fast asleep. The fair Persian presently

advanced towards Scheich Ibrahim, and speaking in a low voice,

"Look at him," said she, "thus in all our merry parties he

constantly serves me; and no sooner has he drunk a cup or two,

but he falls asleep, and leaves me alone; but I hope you will

have the goodness to keep me company till he awakes."

At this the fair Persian took a cup, and filling it with wine,

offered it to Scheich Ibrahim. "Here," said she, "drink off this

to my health; I am going to pledge you." Scheich Ibrahim made a

great many difficulties, and begged her to excuse him from

drinking; but she pressed him so, that overcome by her charms and

entreaties he took the cup, and drank off every drop of the wine.

The good old man loved a chirruping cup to his heart, but was

ashamed to drink among strangers. He often went to the tavern in

private, as many other people do; and he did not take the

precaution recommended, but went directly where he was well known

(night serving him instead of a cloak), and saved the money that

Noor ad Deen had ordered him to give the messenger who was to

have gone for the wine.

While Scheich Ibrahim was eating fruit after his draught, the

fair Persian filled him out another, which he received with less

difficulty than the former, but made none at all at the third. In

short, a fourth was quaffing, when Noor ad Deen started up from

his pretended sleep; and bursting out into a violent fit of

laughter, and looking at him, "Ha! ha!" said he, "Scheich

Ibrahim, have I caught you at last? did you not tell me you had

forsworn wine? and now you have drunk it all up from me."

Scheich Ibrahim, not expecting to be surprised, blushed a little;

however, that did not spoil his draught; but when he had done,

"Sir," said he laughing, "if there is any crime in what I have

done, it lies at this fair lady's door, not mine: for who could

possibly resist so many charms?"

The fair Persian, who perfectly understood Noor ad Deen, took

Scheich Ibrahim's part. "Let him talk," said she, "Scheich

Ibrahim, take no notice of him, but let us drink on and be

merry." Awhile after Noor ad Deen filled out a cup for himself

and the fair Persian; but when Scheich Ibrahim saw that Noor ad

Deen had forgotten him in his turn, he took his cup, and

presenting it to the fair Persian, "Madam," said he, "do you

suppose I cannot drink as well as you?"

At these words Noor ad Deen and the fair Persian laughed very

heartily. They poured him out some wine; and sat laughing, chatting,

and drinking, till near midnight. About that hour the fair Persian

began to notice that there was but one candle on the carpet. "Scheich

Ibrahim," said she to the good old officer, "you have afforded us but

one candle, when there are so many wax-lights yonder; pray do us the

favour to light some of them, that we may see a little better what we

are doing."

Scheich Ibrahim making use of the liberty that wine inspires when

it gets into the head, and not caring to be interrupted in his

discourse, bade the fair Persian light them herself. "It is

fitter for a young person like you to do it," said he, "than for

me; but be sure not to light above five or six" Up rose the fair

Persian immediately, and taking a wax candle in her hand, lighted

it with that which stood upon the carpet, and without any regard

to Scheich Ibrahim's order, lighted up the whole fourscore.

By and by, while Scheich Ibrahim was entertaining the fair

Persian with some discourse, Noor ad Deen took his turn to desire

him to light up some of the candles in the lustres, not taking

notice that all the wax-lights were already in a blaze.

"Certainly," replied Scheich Ibrahim, "you must be very lazy, or

less vigorous than I am, that you are not able to light them

yourself; get you gone, and light them; but be sure you light no

more than three." To work he went; but instead of that number, he

lighted them all, and opened the shutters of the fourscore

windows, before Scheich Ibrahim, who was deeply engaged with the

fair Persian, knew any thing of the matter.

The caliph Haroon al Rusheed being not yet gone to rest, was in a

room of his palace on the river Tigris, from whence he could

command a view both of the garden and pavilion. He accidentally

opened the casement, and was extremely surprised at seeing the

pavilion illuminated; and at first, by the greatness of the

light, thought the city was on fire. The grand vizier Jaaffier

was still with him, waiting for his going to rest. The caliph, in

a great rage, called the vizier to him. "Careless vizier," said

he, "come hither, come hither; look at the pavilion of pictures,

and tell me the reason of its being illuminated at this hour, now

I am not there."

The grand vizier at this account fell into a violent trembling;

but when he came nearer, and with his own eyes saw the truth of

what the caliph had told him, he was more alarmed than before.

Some excuse must be made to appease the caliph's anger.

"Commander of the true believers," said he, "all that I can say

to your majesty about this matter is, that some five or six days

ago Scheich Ibrahim came to acquaint me, that he had a design to

assemble the ministers of his mosque, to assist at a ceremony he

was ambitious of performing in honour of your majesty's

auspicious reign. I asked him if I could be any way serviceable

to him in this affair; upon which he entreated me to get leave of

your majesty to perform the ceremony in the pavilion. I sent him

away with leave to hold the assembly, telling him I would take

care to acquaint your majesty with it; and I ask pardon for

having quite forgotten it." "Scheich Ibrahim," continued he, "has

certainly made choice of this day for the ceremony; and after

treating the ministers of his mosque, was willing to indulge them

with the sight of this illumination."

"Jaaffier," said the caliph, with a tone that plainly shewed his

anger was a little mollified, "according to your own account, you

have committed three faults; the first, in giving Scheich Ibrahim

leave to perform this ceremony in my pavilion, for a person in

such an office is not worthy of so great an honour; the second,

in not acquainting me with it; and the third, in not diving into

the bottom of the good old man's intention. For my part, I am

persuaded he only did it to try if he could get any money towards

bearing the charge of it; but that never came into your head."

The grand vizier, overjoyed to hear the caliph put the matter

upon that footing, very willingly owned the faults he reproached

him with, and freely confessed he was to blame in not giving

Scheich Ibrahim a few pieces of gold. "Since the case is so,"

added the caliph, "it is just that thou shouldst be punished for

thy mistakes, but thy punishment shall be light: thou shalt spend

the remainder of the night as I mean to do, with these honest

people, whose company I shall be well pleased with; and while I

am putting on a citizen's habit, go thou and disguise thyself

with Mesrour, and come both of you along with me."

The vizier would have persuaded him it was late, and that all the

company would be gone before he could get thither: but the caliph

said he would positively go. The vizier, who knew that not a

syllable of what he had said was true, began to be in great

consternation; but there was no reply to be made, and go he must.

The caliph then, disguised like a citizen, with the grand vizier

Jaaffier and Mesrour, chief of the eunuchs, stole out of the

palace together. They rambled through the streets of Bagdad till

they came to the garden; the door, through the carelessness of

Scheich Ibrahim, was open, he having forgotten to shut it when he

came back with the wine. The caliph was very angry at this.

"Jaaffier," said he to the grand vizier, "what excuse have you

for the door's being open at this unseasonable hour?" "Is it

possible that Scheich Ibrahim makes a custom of leaving it thus

all night? I rather believe the hurry of the feast has been the

occasion of this neglect."

The caliph went into the garden; and when he came to the

pavilion, resolving not to go into the hall till he knew what was

doing, consulted with the grand vizier whether it was not his

best way to climb up into one of the trees that was near, to

observe what was going forward. The grand vizier casting his eyes

upon the door, perceived it stood half open, and told the caliph.

It seems Scheich Ibrahim had left it so, when he was prevailed

upon to come in and bear Noor ad Deen and the fair Persian

company.

The caliph laying aside his first design, stole softly up to the

hall-door, which standing half open, he could see all the company

within, without being discovered himself.

But how was he surprised, when he saw a lady of incomparable

beauty and a handsome young man sitting, with Scheich Ibrahim by

them. Scheich Ibraham held a cup in his hand. "My fair lady,"

said he to the fair Persian, "a true toper never drinks without

singing a song first: if you please to hear, I will give you one

of my best songs."

Scheich Ibrahim sung, and the caliph was the more surprised,

because till that moment he never knew of his drinking wine, but

always took him for a grave, solid man, as he seemed to be to

outward appearance. The caliph retired from the door with the

same caution as he had made his approaches to it; and coming to

the grand vizier, who was standing on the steps a little lower,

"Come up," said he to him, "and see if those within are the

ministers of the mosque, as you would have made me believe."

By the tone of voice in which the caliph spoke these last words,

the vizier understood that things went ill on his side: however,

he went up the steps; but when he had peeped in at the door, and

saw the three sitting in that condition, he trembled for his

life. He returned to the caliph, but in such confusion, that he

knew not what to say. "What riotous doings are here?" said the

caliph to him: "who are these people that have presumed to take

the liberty of diverting themselves in my garden and pavilion?

and how durst Scheich Ibrahim give them admittance, and partake

of the diversion with them? I must, however, confess, I never saw

two persons more beautiful or better paired in my life; and

therefore, before I discover my anger, I will inform myself

better, and know who they are, and the reason of their being

here." He went to the door again to observe them more narrowly;

and the vizier, who followed, stood behind him, while he fixed

his eyes upon them. They both plainly heard every word that

Scheich Ibrahim said to the fair Persian. "Is there any thing, my

charming lady, wanting to render the pleasure of the evening more

complete?" "Nothing but a lute," replied the fair Persian, "and

methinks, if you could get me one, all would be well." "Can you

play upon it?" said Scheich Ibrahim. "Fetch me one," replied the

fair Persian, "and you shall hear whether I can or not."

Scheich Ibrahim, without stirring very far from his place, took a

lute out of a press, and presented it to the fair Persian, who

begun to tune it. The caliph, in the mean time, turning to the

grand vizier, "Jaaffier," said he, "the young lady is going to

play upon the lute; and if she performs well, I will forgive her,

and the young man for her sake; but as for thee, I will have thee

impaled." "Commander of the true believers," replied the grand

vizier, "if that is your intention, I wish to God she may play

ill." "Why so?" said the caliph. "Because," replied the grand

vizier, "the longer we live in this world, the more reason we

shall have to comfort ourselves with the hopes of dying in good

sociable company." The caliph, who loved a repartee, began to

laugh at this; and putting his ear to the opening of the door,

listened to hear the fair Persian play.

The fair Persian began in such a style, that, from the first

moment of her touching the lute, the caliph perceived she did it

with a masterly hand. Afterwards accompanying the lute with her

voice, which was admirably fine, she sung and played with so much

skill and sweetness, that the caliph was quite ravished to hear

her.

As soon as the fair Persian had finished her song, the caliph

went down the steps, and the vizier followed him. When he came to

the bottom, "I never," said he to the vizier, "heard a more

charming voice, or a lute better touched. Isaac, whom I thought

the most skilful player in the world, does not come up to her. I

am so charmed with her music, that I will go in, and hear her

play before me. We must, therefore, consider how I can do it."

"Commander of the true believers," said the grand vizier, "if you

should go in, and Scheich Ibrahim chance to know you, he would

infallibly die with the fright." "It is that which hurts me,"

replied the caliph, "and I should be loth to be the occasion of

his death, after so many years service. A thought is just come

into my head, that may succeed; stay here with Mesrour, and wait

for me in the next walk."

The neighbourhood of the Tigris had given the caliph an

opportunity of turning the stream under a stately bridge into his

garden, through a piece of water, whither the choicest fish of

the river used to retire. The fishermen knew it well; but the

caliph had expressly charged Scheich Ibrahim not to suffer any of

them to come near it. However, that night, a fisherman passing by

the garden-door, which the caliph had left open as he found it,

made use of the opportunity, and going in, went directly to the

canal.

The fisherman immediately fell to work with his nets, and was

just ready to draw them, when the caliph, fearing what would be

the effect of Scheich Ibrahim's negligence, but willing to make

use of it to bring his design about, came to the same place. The

fisherman, in spite of his disguise, knew him, and throwing

himself at his feet, humbly implored his pardon, and excused

himself on account of his poverty. "Rise," said the caliph, "and

be not afraid; only draw your nets, that I may see what fish you

have got."

The fisherman, recovered of his fright, quickly obeyed the

caliph's orders. He drew out five or six very large fishes; and

the caliph choosing the two biggest, tied them together by the

head, with the twig of a tree. "After this," said he to the

fisherman, "give me thy clothes, and take mine." The exchange was

soon made; and the caliph being dressed like a fisherman, even to

his boots and turban, "Take thy nets," said he to the fisherman,

"and get thee about thy business."

When the fisherman, well pleased with his good fortune, was gone,

the caliph, taking the two fishes in his hand, went to look after

the grand vizier and Mesrour; he first met Jaaffier, who, not

knowing him, asked what he wanted, and bade him go about his

business. The caliph fell a laughing; by which the vizier

recognising him, "Commander of the true believers," said he, "is

it possible it can be you? I knew you not; and I ask a thousand

pardons for my rudeness. You are so disguised that you may

venture into the hall without any fear of being discovered by

Scheich Ibrahim." "Stay you here with Mesrour," said the caliph,

"while I go and play my part."

The caliph went up to the hall, and knocked at the door. Noor ad

Deen hearing him first, told Scheich Ibrahim of it, who asked who

was there? The caliph opened the door, and stepping a little way

into the hall to shew himself, "Scheich Ibrahim," said he, "I am

the fisherman Kerim, who being informed of your design to treat

some of your friends, have brought you two very fine fishes,

fresh caught, to ask if you have any occasion for them."

Noor ad Deen and the fair Persian were pleased to hear him name

fish. "Pray," said the latter to Scheich Ibrahim, "let him come

in, that we may look at them." Scheich Ibrahim, by this time, was

incapable of asking this counterfeit fisherman how or which way

he came thither, his whole thought being only to oblige the fair

Persian. With much ado he turned his head towards the door, being

quite drunk, and, in a stammering tone, calling to the caliph,

whom he took to be a fisherman, "Come hither, thou nightly

thief," said he, "and let us see what thou hast got."

The caliph went forwards, and counterfeiting all the actions of a

fisherman, presented the two fishes. "These are very fine ones

indeed," said the fair Persian, "and if they were well dressed

and seasoned, I should be glad to eat some of them." "The lady is

in the right," answered Scheich Ibrahim; "but what can you do

with your fish, unless it were dressed? Go, dress it thyself, and

bring it to us; thou wilt find every thing necessary in my

kitchen."

The caliph went back to the grand vizier. "Jaaffier," said he, "I

have been very well received; but they want the fish to be

dressed." "I will take care to dress it myself," said the grand

vizier, "and they shall have it in a moment." "Nay," replied the

caliph, "so eager am I to accomplish my design, that I will take

that trouble myself; for since I have personated the fisherman so

well, surely I can play the cook for once; in my younger days, I

dealt a little in cookery, and always came off with credit." So

saying, he went directly towards Scheich Ibrahim's lodgings, and

the grand vizier and Mesrour followed him.

They all fell to work; and though Scheich Ibrahim's kitchen was

not very large, yet there was every thing in it that they wanted.

The fish was quickly cooked; and the caliph served it up, putting

to every one's place a lemon to squeeze into the sauce, if they

thought proper. They all ate very heartily, but especially Noor

ad Deen and the fair Persian; and the caliph stood before them.

As soon as the repast was over, Noor ad Deen looking at the

caliph, "Fisherman," said he, "there never was better fish eaten;

and you have done us the greatest favour." At the same time,

putting his hand into his bosom, and pulling out a purse of

thirty pieces of gold, the remainder of forty that Sangiar, the

officer of the king of Bussorah, had given him just upon his

departure, "Take it," said he to him; "if I had any more, thou

shouldst have it; had I known thee in my prosperity, I would have

taken care to secure thee from want: do not refuse the small

present I make thee, but accept of it as kindly as if it were

much greater."

The caliph took the purse, thanked Noor ad Deen, and perceiving

by the weight that it contained gold, "Sir," said he to him, "I

cannot enough thank you for your liberality, and I think myself

very fortunate in having to do with a person of your generosity;

but before I take my leave I have a favour to ask, which I beg

you not to deny me. Yonder is a lute, which makes me believe that

the lady understands playing upon it; and if you can prevail with

her to play but one tune, I shall go away perfectly satisfied;

for a lute, sir, is an instrument I am particularly fond of."

"Fair Persian," said Noor ad Deen, immediately addressing himself

to her, "I ask that favour of you, and I hope you will not refuse

me." She took up the lute without more entreaties, and putting it

presently in tune, played and sung with such an air, as charmed

the very soul of the caliph. Afterwards she played upon the lute

without singing, but with so much strength and softness, as to

transport him into an ecstasy.

When the fair Persian had given over playing, the caliph cried

out, "What a voice! what a hand! what skill! Was there ever finer

singing, or better playing upon the lute? Never was there any

seen or heard like it."

Noor ad Deen, who was accustomed to give all that belonged to him

to persons who praised him, said, "Fisherman, I find thou hast

some taste for music; since thou art so delighted with her

performance, she is thine, I make thee a present of her." At the

same time he rose up, and taking his robe which he had laid by,

was going away, and leaving the caliph, whom he believed to be no

other than a fisherman, in possession of the fair Persian.

The fair Persian was extremely surprised at Noor ad Deen's

liberality; she took hold of him, and looking tenderly at him,

"Whither, sir," said she, "are you going? sit down in your place,

I entreat you, and hearken to what I am going to sing and play."

He did as she desired him, and then the fair Persian, touching

the lute, and looking upon him with tears in her eyes, sung some

verses that she had made ex tempore, to reproach him with his

indifference, and the easiness as well as cruelty with which he

resigned her to Kerim. She only hinted, without explaining

herself any farther to a fisherman; for she, as well as Noor ad

Deen, was ignorant of his being the caliph. When she had done

playing, she put the lute down by her, and clapped a handkerchief

to her face, to hide the tears she could not repress.

Noor ad Deen made no answer to all these reproaches, but by his

silence seemed to declare he did not repent of what he had done

The caliph, surprised at what he had heard, said, "Sir, as far as

I see, this beautiful, rare, and accomplished lady, of whom so

generously you have made me a present, is your slave?" "It is

very true, Kerim," replied Noor ad Deen, "and thou wouldst be

more surprised than thou art now, should I tell thee all the

misfortunes that have happened to me upon her account." "Ah! I

beseech you, sir," replied the caliph, still behaving like a

fisherman, "oblige me so far as to let me hear part of your

story."

Noor ad Deen, who had already obliged him in several things of

more consequence, was so complaisant as to relate the whole story

to him. He began with the vizier his father's buying the fair

Persian for the king of Bussorah, and omitted nothing of what he

had done, or what had happened to him, from that time to their

arrival at Bagdad, and to the very moment he was talking to him.

When Noor ad Deen had ended his story, "And whither are you going

now?" asked the caliph. "Where Heaven shall direct me," answered

Noor ad Deen. "If you will believe me," replied the caliph, "you

shall go no farther, but, on the contrary, you must return to

Bussorah: I will write a short letter, which you shall give the

king in my name: you shall see upon the reading it, he will give

you a very handsome reception, and nobody will dare to speak

against you."

"Kerim," said Noor ad Deen, "what thou hast told me is very

singular; I never heard that a poor fisherman, as thou art, had

any correspondence with a king?" "Be not astonished at that,"

replied the caliph: "you must know, that we both studied together

under the same masters, and were always the best friends in the

world: it is true, fortune has not been equally favourable to us;

she has made him a king, and me a fisherman. But this inequality

has not lessened our friendship. He has often expressed a

readiness and desire to advance my fortune, but I always refused;

and am better pleased with the satisfaction of knowing that he

will never deny me whatever I ask for the service and advantage

of my friends: let me do it, and you shall see the success."

Noor ad Deen consented to what the caliph had proposed; and there

being every thing necessary for writing in the hall, the caliph

wrote a letter to the king of Bussorah; at the top of which he

placed this form, "In the name of the most merciful God," to shew

he would be absolutely obeyed.

"Haroon al Rusheed, son of Mhadi, sends this letter to Zinebi,

his cousin. As soon as Noor ad Deen, son to the late vizier

Khacan, the bearer, has delivered you this letter, and you have

read it, pull off the royal vestments, put them on his shoulders,

and place him in thy seat without fail. Farewell."

The caliph folded up the letter, sealed it, and giving it to Noor

ad Deen, without saying any thing of what was in it, "Go," said

he, "embark immediately in a vessel that is ready to go off (as

there did constantly every day at the same hour); you may sleep

when you are aboard."

Noor ad Deen took the letter, and departed with the little money

he had about him when Sangiar gave him his purse; and the fair

Persian, distracted with grief at his departure, retired to one

of the sofas, and wept bitterly.

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