A FIXED PLASTER.

N.B.--No connexion with the corn doctor who recently vacated the concern

now occupied by Sir R.P.

Hours of attendance, from ten till four each day, at his establishment,

Downing-street.--A private entrance for M.P.'s round the corner.

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Ben D'Israeli, the proprietor of the Learned Pig, applied for permission

to exhibit his animal at the fair. A license was unhesitatingly granted by

his lordship, who rightly considered that the exhibition of the

extraordinary talents of the pig and its master, would do much to promote

a taste for polite literature amongst the Smithneld "pennyboys."

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A poor old man, who called himself Sir Francis Burdett, applied for a

license to exhibit his wonderful Dissolving Views. The most remarkable of

which were--"The Hustings in Covent-garden--changing to Rous's dinner in

Drury-lane"--and "The Patriot in the Tower--changing to the Renegade in

the Carlton." It appeared that the applicant was, at one time, in a

respectable business, and kept "The Old Glory," a favourite public-house

in Westminster, but, falling into bad company, he lost his custom and his

character, and was reduced to his present miserable occupation. Punch, in

pity for the wretched petitioner, and fully convinced that his childish

tricks were perfectly harmless, granted him a license to exhibit.

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Licenses were also granted to the following persons in the course of the

day:--

Sir E.L. Bulwer, to exhibit his own portrait, in the character of

Alcibiades, painted by himself.

Doctor Bowring, to exhibit six Tartarian chiefs, caught in the vicinity of

the Seven Dials, with songs, translated from the original Irish Calmuc, by

the Doctor.

Emerson Tennent, to exhibit his wonderful Cosmorama, or views of anywhere

and everywhere; in which the striking features of Ireland, Greece,

Belgium, and Whitechapel will be so happily confounded, that the spectator

may imagine he beholds any or all of these places at a single glance.

Messrs. Stephens, Heraud, and Co., to exhibit, gratis, a Syncretic

Tragedy, with fireworks and tumbling, according to law, between the acts;

to be followed by a lecture on the Unactable Drama.

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