CHAPTER IX. THE PICKWICK CLUB

This was a common form of social meeting, and we find in the memoirs of

Adolphus and John Taylor and Frederick Reynolds descriptions of the "Keep

the Line," "The Finish," and other oddly-named societies. The cheerful

glass was the chief object. Mr. Lowten's Club, "The Magpie and Stump,"

in Clare Market, supplies a specimen of a lower class club. "Veels

vithin veels," as Sam would say.

In his speech at Dulwich, at the close of the book, Mr. Pickwick spoke

rather pathetically of the closing of his wanderings. "I shall never

forget having devoted the greater part of two years to mixing with

different varieties and shades of human character, frivolous as my

pursuit of novelty may have appeared to many." He spoke of the club

also, to which "he had communicated both personally and by letter,"

acquainting them with his intention of withdrawing from public life to

the country. He added that "during our long absence it had suffered much

from internal dissensions," and this, with other reasons, had obliged him

to dissolve it. This "absence," both as planned and carried out, was

merely occasional. Mr. Pickwick and his friends were rarely, and only

now and then, absent from town, going away for short spells, save, of

course, the enforced absence in the Fleet Prison and the months or weeks

(as it may be) in Bath. "The George and Vulture" was not far from Huggin

Lane, so Mr. Pickwick must have been constantly at the Club, or _could_

have been had he chosen to go there. All this notion of severance,

therefore, was somewhat sentimental.

But the "dissensions" the President spoke of were natural enough. He was

the founder and mainstay of the association--probably paid its expenses.

The whole object of the institution, it may be suspected, was to exalt

the founder. In such a state of things, it was natural that there should

be an opposition, or discontented party, headed by "that Blotton." When

Blotton was got rid of, his friends would think that he had been badly

treated and take advantage of the occasional absences of the chief to

foment revolt. Then Blotton was expelled, assuredly unfairly, for he

merely took the opposite view on the Cobham stone, and he might have left

some who belonged to his faction and who thought he had been harshly

dealt with. Mr. Pickwick, in fact, merely returned from his agreeable

junketting to have this gentleman expelled. Despotism of this sort

always leads to discontent and parties--hence the "dissensions." Mr.

Pickwick, from his treatment of Blotton, must have been a Tory of the old

Eldon school. Here was his blemish. He had no toleration for others,

and had an undue idea of his own position. We can trace the whole thing

perfectly. He was a successful man of business--an export merchant

apparently--being connected with an agent at Liverpool whom he had

"obliged." Round such a man who was good-natured and philanthropic would

gather flatterers and toadies; hence the suggestion to found a club with

his own name and "button." Of this he could be "Boss," and he was

listened to and courted. It was like the devotion of satellites to the

late Mr. Gladstone. We can see all this in the picture of the club at

the beginning, where, with the exception of the four legitimate

Pickwickians, all seem rather of the tradesman class, and are vulgar

types enough. In such surroundings, Mr. Pickwick could "rule the roast"

and grow despotic and even arrogant.

Blotton, however, who seems to have been an independent sort of fellow,

could not submit to this, was of the Opposition, and, no doubt, a thorn

in Mr. Pickwick's side. And here is yet another point of the likeness to

the Johnsonian coterie. In "The Club," Hawkins--Sir John of that ilk--was

uncongenial--"a detestable fellow," Bozzy calls him--objecting,

quarrelling, and, at last, on one occasion was so rude that he had to

withdraw. Now, that this offence was rankling is evident, and it

explains the fracas which took place at the opening. Blotton looked on

Mr. Pickwick's travelling as pure humbug. The idea of his contributing

anything useful or instructive in his so-called reports seemed nonsense.

Further, was it not something of a job? Pickwick was taking three of his

own special "creatures" with him--Winkle, to whom he had been appointed

governor; Snodgrass, who was his ward; and Tupman, who was his butt and

toady. They were the _gentlemen_ of the club. None of the outsiders

were chosen. From Blotton's behaviour, too, on the Cobham business, it

is clear he thought Mr. Pickwick's scientific researches were also

"humbug." A paper by that gentleman had just been read--"The tracing of

the source of the ponds at Hampstead" and "Some observations on the

theory of tittlebats." There was somewhat too much of this "bossing."

The whole report read by the secretary was full of gross flatteries. They

had "just heard read with feelings of unmingled satisfaction and

unqualified approval," &c., "from which advantages must accrue to the

cause of science"--cause of rubbish! Then, it added, obsequiously,

something about "the _inestimable_ benefits from carrying the

speculations of that _learned_ man" &c. Mr. Pickwick, in his speech, was

certainly self-laudatory and provocative. He talked of his pride in

promoting the Tittlebatian theory, and "let _his enemies make the most of

it_." This was marked enough, and no doubt caused looks at Blotton. Then

he began to puff his new enterprise at "a service of some danger."

There were, were there not, upsets of coaches "in all directions," horses

bolting--boats overturning, and boilers bursting? Now, Blotton--after

all the humbug that had gone before, and particularly after a provocative

reference to himself--could not stand this, and, amid the obsequious

cries and "cheers," said, boldly, "No!" (A Voice: "No!") That is,

signifying there were no such dangers. The fury of the orator on "the

Windsor chair," was quite Gladstonian. "No!" he cried; on which the

cheers of his followers broke out. "Who was it that cried No?" Then he

proceeded to imagine it came from some "vain and disappointed man--he

wouldn't say haberdasher."

To the Pickwick Club there was a Vice-President, named Smiggers--Joseph

Smiggers, Esq., P.V.P.M.P.C., that is, Perpetual Vice-President and

Member of the Pickwick Club. Smiggers was, of course, supposed to be

"Pickwick's creature," or he would not have been there. He was a tall,

corpulent man, with a soft face--as we see him in his picture. As Mr.

Pickwick speaks, it is remarkable that both Vice-President and

Secretary--the two officers--have each one arm raised as if in ecstatic

rapture--clear proof of their subservience to Pickwick. On Smiggers'

right is a "doddering" old fellow of between seventy and eighty--clearly

a "nullity"--on his left, another member nearly as old, but with a

glimmer of intelligence. Down the side of the table, facing the orator,

are some odd faces--one clearly a Jew; one for whom the present Mr.

Edward Terry might have sat. Blotton is at the bottom, half turned away

in disgust. His neighbour looks at him with wonder, as who should say,

"How can you be so insensible?" Odd to say--and significant, too--Blotton

has brought into the club his _dog_, a ferocious looking "bull," which

sits at his feet under the table. We should say, on the whole, that

Blotton could only count on--and that, with but a limited sympathy--the

Terry-faced and Jew-faced men--if he _could_ count on them. The

Secretary was like a clerk--a perky fellow--and had a pen behind his ear;

probably in some Bank or Counting House, so strong is habit. One member

of the Club alone is invisible--the one beyond Tupman--all that is seen

of him is a hand holding a tumbler as if about to drink. The Dodderer is

applauding; so are the Jew, Blotton and Tupman; so is the round-faced

man, just beyond the invisible one.

Mr. Pickwick and his three friends being removed or absent, and Blotton

expelled, out of the fourteen members there were left but nine, whereof

we reckon four or five as Pickwickians and the rest as _Blottonites_.

And how easily can we imagine the acrimonious discussions that went on!

"This 'ere Pickwick, who was always making the club a hend to his own

glorification, had gone off on his touring to get more grist for his

mill." It was really, a "mutual admiration society," and as for the

reports, notes, &c., he was sending back "they 'ad 'ad enough of it." The

club didn't meet to be listening to long-winded yarns to be read out by

their worthy secretary, but for a glass and social intercourse. As for

the "travels and preambulations," what were they more than visits to

genteel 'ouses where Pickwick was "showing oft" at their expense? Then

where were the "Sportin' transactions?" The whole thing was "rot." Then

the Cobham stone business, at which the whole town was laughing, and

which their worthy friend Blotton had exposed. Blotton was the only long-

headed, creditable man they had. _He_ ought to have been their

president. But he had been turned out by the "_lick-spittles_" of the

society.

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