Once upon a time there was a gentleman and lady. They had a child. The
father was captain of a ship. The mother regularly sent her son to
school, and when the father came back from his voyages he asked his
child if he had learnt much at school. The mother answered, "No,
no! not much."
The father went off for another voyage. He comes home the second
time. "My child, what have you learnt at school?"