A few days before the Stinger left the China station the P. and O.
steamer Jowra arrived in harbour, and within an hour of her coming to
anchor it was rumoured through the fleet that Captain Woodward and
Lieutenant Russell were promoted. This news was received with great
demonstration of delight by the Stingers; but when they heard that their
good commander was to go home by the overland route, and that their
first lieutenant had orders to take charge of H. M. S. Polecat, which
had just arrived on the station, their pleasure gave way to regret.
Woodward was exceedingly sorry to leave his men, but he wished to see
his family, and a son and heir, born about two weeks after his departure
from home, so he gave his steward orders to pack his clothes, and within
six hours after he received the news was on his way to Singapore in the
return P. and O. steamer. By this time a morose-looking individual,
named Tortle, had read his commission, and taken charge of the Stinger.
As Woodward left the ship the men clustered round to bid him good-bye,
and the tears trickled down some of their faces, when he stood up at the
gangway, and exclaimed, "Good-bye, my brave fellows! God bless you all."
"There goes the best captain in the service, and it's a black day for
us."
"Why?"
"Why, indeed! I knows, worse luck. We've been free under that gentleman,
but bully Tortle will have the gratings rigged afore we have been at sea
a week, see if he don't."
"Do you know him?"
"Don't I? I sailed in the old Spider with him, and a worse tempered man
never wore uniform. He's all honey one day, and winneger the next."
Captain Tortle was what is called in the navy a disappointed man, never
having been lucky enough to get promoted, according to what he
considered his merits, and had done all sorts of naval drudgery for some
years, but being ordered out to China as commander of the Stinger, was
promised promotion upon his return in that ship; so his only object was
to get home as quickly as possible. Ill-natured people said he drank
secretly; and if an inflamed visage and generally bloated appearance are
criterions, it may safely be said they were not far wrong in their
assertions. Upon joining the ship he read his commission, said he was
glad to see the ship was ready for sea, and then ordered the acting
boatswain to pipe down.
Upon the following day Lieutenant Russell left the ship, and to the
surprise of the officers and crew, "Nosey" Cravan made his appearance on
board, and announced his appointment as first lieutenant.
After a few days' delay, during which about twenty of the best men in
the ship volunteered to remain out upon the station, provided they were
allowed to exchange into Captain Russell's vessel, which offer was at
once accepted, and the same number of indifferent hands transferred to
the Stinger, Captain Tortle received instructions to proceed to sea; and
upon the first of August the ship steamed slowly out of the harbour,
amid hearty cheers from the crews of the ships at anchor. As they passed
H. M. S. Polecat, their late first lieutenant stood upon the bridge and
waved his cap, exclaiming, "There go the happy fellows; what a nice
voyage they will have," little thinking how miserable they really were,
and forgetting it was his humanity and Woodward's generous example which
had raised them to what they were when he left the ship. The Stingers
were sad at heart when they bade adieu to Hong-Kong, and the voyage
which all had looked forward to as one of the happiest they could
imagine, now seemed fraught with trouble and discomfort.
Cravan did not mince matters, but let the men know they were once more
under the command of a tyrant, and all Russell's improvements and plans
for their benefit were ruthlessly abolished. Three days after they left
the harbour it came on to blow, and in directing part of the watch to
perform some duty, upon their failing to carry out the order to his
satisfaction, the first lieutenant swore at them so brutally, that the
men, who were old hands on board, determined to wait upon the commander
and endeavour to prevent such language being used towards them for the
remainder of the voyage. So the next day the sailors who had been abused
went aft, and respectfully submitted their case to Tortle, who was
steadying himself against the capstan, evidently slightly the worse for
liquor.
"What do you want, my men?"
"If you please, sir," said the spokesman, respectfully removing his cap,
"yesterday the first lieutenant swore at us, and abused us in a way as
we hasn't been used to: our last captain wouldn't allow no bad language,
and we have kind of dropped it. Now, sir, will you be so kind as to
speak to the first lieutenant, so as to prewent this in future? We are
all ready and willin' to do our duty, but beg to be treated like men."
Now, the articles of war are very definite upon the matter of swearing,
and they provide that any officer, seaman, or marine who shall be guilty
of using profane language, shall be duly punished for the same; but,
like many other admirable naval regulations, this only refers to
officers upon paper, and is virtually a dead letter as far as they are
concerned; so when the captain heard what the men had to say, he stared
at them, and replied,
"You complain of Lieutenant Cravan swearing at you, do you?"
"Yes, sir."
"Is that all?"
"Yes, sir."
"Very well, that will do. You can go forward."
Tortle laughed until the tears trickled down his cheeks. "Oh, ha, ha,
ha! Here's a crew--can't be sworn at. Oh, ha, ha, ha! I'm--ha,
ha,--hanged--!" At that moment Cravan came up; and, seeing the commander
laughing, joined in the merriment.
"What do you think, Cravan? Oh, ha, ha, ha! Those precious saints of
Woodward's have actually had the cheek to come aft and--Oh, it's too
much for me--to request I will be kind enough to ask you--Oh, ha, ha,
ha!--it's too ridiculous--to leave off swearing."
"What did you tell them, sir?"
"What did I say? Why, I said--ha, ha!--go forward, which meant--go to
the devil! I wonder what next. Why, they'll want to hold
prayer-meetings, bless them!"
After this there was a marked difference in the behaviour of the crew,
who exhibited a sullen, dogged manner, when going about their duty; and
by the time they reached Singapore more than one man was reported for
punishment; but, in spite of Cravan's endeavours, the commander did not
flog them.
"I think that fellow deserves it, if ever a man did," observed the
first lieutenant to Tortle, speaking of a fore-topman whom he had
reported for some trivial offence.
"No doubt he does; all of them do, more or less. But the regulations are
getting more severe; and if you flog for any less crime than mutiny you
get a lot of bothering letters inquiring for particulars, and the
newspapers take the matter up. I cannot flog the brutes for mere
ordinary crimes; that time has passed, I am sorry to say. But if they
only raise their voices in mutiny, I'll give them all they ask for--with
the cat."
"You see, sir, Captain Woodward has spoilt the crew: taught them to
believe they were of some importance, and given them ideas far above
their position. It will be a very difficult matter to convince them they
are liable to the lash now. Why, some of the fellows actually think,
because you have not flogged the men I have reported to you within the
last few days, that you have no power to punish them without a
court-martial."
"Do they?" chuckled the captain, cracking the joints of his fingers as
he passed one hand over the other. "Do they? Only let them mutiny, Mr.
Cravan, then they will find out if the lash is abolished. It never will
be until there's an Act of Parliament passed for that purpose, as we can
always find reasons enough for its use; and if we do not choose to give
any explanation, who can interfere with us as long as we only use it to
suppress mutiny?"
"But these are such a psalm-singing lot, that they won't mutiny."
"Then we wont flog them. Ha! ha! ha! Please, Cravan, don't swear at
them. Have some regard for their feelings in future."
One night, when Thompson had retired to bed, he was suddenly awakened by
the sick-bay man, who informed him that Tom Clare was in a fit, and in a
few moments he was by the side of his friend, whom he found in a state
of great prostration.
"What's the matter, Tom?"
Evidently the sufferer did not know who it was that addressed him, and
soon after Thompson saw the poor fellow's head fall upon his chest, and
he seemed to all appearance dead.
"Take him into my cabin! I'll look after him," said the acting
boatswain, and the inanimate form of poor Clare was conveyed into
Thompson's cabin, where the doctor did his best to bring him to
consciousness.
As the surgeon stood by the man, with his fingers on his pulse, he
observed, "It's one of his old attacks, Mr. Thompson. Don't you remember
he has suffered from them about this time every year?"
"God bless us. What day of the month is this, sir?"
"The sixteenth of August--sure enough it's what he used to call his
wife's day. Poor fellow, he won't enjoy her society long, his
constitution is too much impaired."
"Don't you think it's flogging has brought this on, sir?"
"I cannot express an opinion, Thompson," the little doctor replied; but
he knew full well that the lash was the cause of the poor fellow's
trouble, although he could not say so.
"He ain't never been the same man since that cruel sentence was executed
on him, sir. That and being separated from his wife has done it. See,
he's reviving."
After a time he became sensible, and spoke quite rationally to those
near him, but he steadily refused to speak about what he had seen.
"It's a horrid dream, a kind of nightmare, and I know it ain't real.
Please, Jerry, don't ask me nothing more about it."
When the first lieutenant went his rounds the next morning, he observed
Clare lying upon the bed in the acting boatswain's cabin, seeing which
he sent for Mr. Thompson, and sneeringly remarked that he did not
approve of the warrant-officers' cabins being turned into hospitals.
"If you please, sir, may poor Clare remain there for a day or two? I
don't think he will last long anyhow."
"No, sir; let him go into the sick-bay, along with the rest of the men.
It won't do to show favour. Why, they will want me to turn out of my
cabin next."
"Never fear, sir."
"What do you mean by that reply, Mr. Thompson?" angrily demanded the
bully.
"What I said, sir! No foremast hand would think of axing such a thing,"
coolly replied Jerry.
"Oh, very good. You must mind what you say. It will depend on me whether
you are confirmed as boatswain or not, as Captain Tortle will be guided
by my advice when he makes his report about you."
"I'll do my best to do my duty, sir; but maybe I shall never be a
confirmed boatswain. I don't want to get it by unfair means, and I
didn't ask for the rate, as you knows."
"Well, that will do, Thompson. I wish you well; but take my
advice--don't show too much sympathy for your old associates. The time
may soon come when you may be called upon to do your duty towards some
of them, and it wont do to be too tender-hearted."
"You brute!" observed the acting warrant-officer, as the lieutenant
vanished up the hatchway, "so that's your little game, is it? Well, if
ever I lays a cat across a fellow-creature's back, may I never be happy
afterward. Them's my sentiments;" saying which he walked aft to the
doctor, and told him what the first lieutenant had said.
Clare was moved into the sick-bay, where he had a better chance of
recovery than in the boatswain's cabin, that place being somewhat close
and uncomfortable; but still to offer it showed Thompson's generous
nature, and how willing he was to sacrifice any comfort to serve his
friend. Tom mended apace, and when they left Singapore was able to get
about; but the doctor kept him upon the sick-list, knowing that the
slightest excitement might prove fatal to him.
Many of the crew returned to their old habits, and began to use bad
language, doubtless encouraged by the example of Cravan, who worried and
harrassed them nearly out of their senses.
One evening, when the watch below were as usual indulging in a song, he
sent forward and ordered them to desist. Now, under ordinary
circumstances the command would have been obeyed, but as this was the
last of many petty vexatious orders, some of the men rebelled, and one
of them continued singing. Upon hearing this Cravan put on his sword,
and going forward, attempted to pull the man out from their midst;
seeing which his shipmates threw a number of articles at the lieutenant,
and compelled him to retreat aft.
"Come, chaps, let's rise and free ourselves," cried the excited sailor;
and in a few moments several of the men had secured arms from the
steerage, and were collected forward behind a barricade of clothes bags,
&c., awaiting the return of the first lieutenant. At this time the watch
on deck were at their duty, quite unconscious of the riot below, and, in
spite of the bad treatment they had received, few of the original crew
joined the disaffected party, although repeatedly urged to do so, and
even being threatened when they refused to comply.
Cravan walked down to the captain's cabin, and found Tortle snoring upon
a sofa.
"Captain Tortle, the men have mutinied."
"All right--let--'em--flog 'em--I'll do it," grunted the drowsy
commander.
"But, sir, what shall I do?"
"Fire among 'em! put down the mutiny! Don't bother me, sir, I'm sick,"
observed the captain in a dignified manner.
Finding he could not obtain the support of his superior, Cravan entered
the ward-room and consulted with his brother officers, who advised him
to reason with the men, when, as they were speaking, they heard the
derisive cheers of the mutineers, who had succeeded in obtaining the
arms belonging to the Royal Marines, and were shouting to them to come
and take them back if they dared.
As matters were becoming serious, the first lieutenant requested the
officers to put on their swords and go forward with him. When the
mutineers saw Cravan they howled with rage, and swore they would serve
him out.
Thompson arrived from the upper deck just then; and seeing how matters
stood, was stepping forward to speak to the foolish fellows, when a
marline-spike, thrown by one of the malcontents, struck him, causing his
right arm to drop powerless by his side. Without noticing this, the now
disgusted acting boatswain rushed forward, and before the mutineers
could understand what he was about, had seized the ringleader with his
left hand, and dragged him aft to where the officers were standing, upon
seeing which the rest of the men gave in, and sued for quarter.
"Put 'em all in irons, Mr. Thompson. You have behaved nobly, sir."
By the time five of the most prominent mutineers were secured, the
others, who could not be readily identified, had mingled with their
shipmates, and it was deemed best to let them alone. When the last of
the malcontents was secured, Mr. Thompson repaired to the surgery, where
the doctor examined his arm and pronounced it broken.
"How did you contrive to seize that big fellow with only one hand?"
demanded the surgeon.
"Well, doctor, you see I felt so mad with the fools, knowing they would
never get their rights that way, and the sooner they come to their
senses the better, that I rushes in and collars big Dick Henston, and
afore I knew how much I was hurt, I had hustled him out; but my arm's
mighty painful now, I can tell ye, sir."
"You won't be able to punish the men when they are flogged," slyly
observed the doctor.
"Thank goodness for that! I'd rather have both my arms broken than use
their strength in that way. I'm on the list, ain't I, sir?"
"Yes; you had better keep in your cabin for a day or two."
Thompson felt quite thankful for having been crippled by the mutineers,
as he would most assuredly have refused to flog the men had he been so
directed. His promotion was through the kindness of one who did not use
the lash, and when he accepted the appointment, Jerry little imagined he
would ever be called upon to perform such a brutal duty.
The morning after the disturbance the five prisoners were brought before
the commander, who, after listening to the complaint of the first
lieutenant, and refusing to hear more than a few words in explanation
from the men, sentenced each of them to receive forty-eight lashes,
directing the punishment to take place twenty-four hours after the
sentence was passed. At the appointed time the gratings were rigged, and
five foolish fellows were duly made more reckless than they were before.
Thompson lay upon his bed and watched the countenance of Clare, who was
seated by his side, and noticed that as the sailor heard the words "one!
two!" his lips moved, and it was with great difficulty that he
controlled himself.
"I thought all this devil's work were over in this ship, Jerry."
"So did I, chum, or I'd never ha' taken the warrant. Why, if any one 'ud
have said to me, 'Thompson, before the ship arrives in England the
gratings will be rigged, and the cat laid across one of the Stingers'
backs,' I should have laughed at 'em."
"Jerry! did you hear that poor fellow cry out?"
"Hear him! Ay, Tom, and pity him. Poor devils, they put up with
ill-treatment until flesh and blood could stand it no longer, and then,
not knowing any better, they mutinied. Lieutenant Cravan worked 'em up
to it, knowing he had only to keep on long enough, and they'd turn at
last, but I was proud to see none of the old hands jined the foolish
fellows--But--who are they flogging now? why, he groans awful!"
"That's Jack Jones. I can tell his voice. He ain't a bad man."
"He'll be a devil after this, though, Tom!"
"Gracious me! why, don't it seem strange, that here we've been for
months and months, and never a lash laid on a man, when a few kind words
kept all as orderly as possible; now nothing is heard but abuse, and the
men gets the same sort of treatment as they did from Captain Puffeigh
and Lieutenant Crushe? Well, it can't last long anyhow, that's one
comfort."
Under the generous Woodward the good qualities of the men were
developed, and all endeavoured to show how anxious they were to please
him. Yet in a few weeks all this was changed, and his excellent work
undone through the ignorance of two men, who were utterly unfitted to
hold command. It may be said that even had the power to flog been out of
their hands, they would probably have devised other methods of torture;
and a brute will always find some means of revenging himself. But one
thing is certain: were the iniquitous custom completely abolished, and
the cat-of-nine-tails numbered with the rack and other things of the
past, _no one would dare revive its use_. It is a cruel, savage
punishment, degrading to all concerned in its infliction, and there is
no excuse for it that man or demon can invent.
In the U. S. Navy this degrading practice exists no longer. Congress
passed a law which for ever wiped the stain from the stars and stripes,
it being therein enacted, "That in no case shall punishment by flogging
be inflicted, nor shall any court-martial adjudge punishment by
flogging."
When the Stinger came to anchor in Simon's Bay the men were kept close
prisoners on board, and, in spite of having a large amount of pay and
prize-money due, many of them deserted or attempted to do so, and were
brought back.
After the ship had been in harbour a few days, Mr. Thompson went on
shore, and paid a visit to some of his old friends. His first call was
upon Miss Pferdscreptern, he not being aware she had entered the
marriage state. Mrs. Schwartz was slumbering in a rocking-chair, while a
small tow-headed, sleepy-eyed edition of herself sat blinking, and
dozing upon a footstool by her side. The store presented about the same
appearance as when he last saw it; but the lovely fraulein had so
extended in latitude that the acting boatswain found he had quite lost
his reckoning. Advancing with his cap respectfully doffed, Jerry
politely inquired if the lady could inform him where Miss Wallbug
Pferdscreptern lived.
Mrs. Schwartz turned her head and chuckled slightly, whereupon the rolls
of fat forming her neck undulated like the folds of a flag when first
agitated by the breeze; and opening one eye, she slowly replied,
"She tousant pe here at all now."
"Why, when did she die?"
"She tousant get tead."
"Where is she then?"
"For why does you ask?"
"Well, you see, marm," replied the somewhat puzzled acting
warrant-officer, "I knows a great friend of hers named Jerry Thompson,
and he has axed me to look her up, and tell her all about him."
"No, you tousant know Sherry Thompson. He's tead, and his drue love
marry ein odder man," observed the obese lady in a dreamy sort of
manner.
"Well, never mind about his being dead; I wants to see his old friend,
so please mum, I'd thank ye kindly if you'll give me her directions."
"I'm vas Wallburg Pferdscreptern, but vas marry to Captain Schwartz."
"You--Wall--bug?"
"Yaw, I'm vas her."
"Well, hang me if I can see a liniment of her face in yours, mum. I'm
Jerry Thompson."
Mrs. Schwartz managed after a great effort to produce an incredulous
sort of chuckle.
"Don't you believe it, mum?"
Slightly roused, the lady bubbled off a laugh, which started in her
throat and seemed to die away in her slippers, then turned her
pumpkin-like visage towards him, and slowly ejaculated, "I tousant
believe ein vord of vot you spoke."
"Well, mum, they says, absence makes the heart grow fonder, isle of
beauty, fare thee well; but I must observe that any little weakness as
you may have felt for me I am happy to see is quite vanished. Good-day,
mum."
"Stop, mine friend! vill you trink some schnapps?"
Jerry was about to decline the offer, but, thinking it might be
considered impolite, he seated himself upon a bag of coffee, and,
knowing the lady objected to long sentences, nodded an assent to her
proposition.
Having filled two glasses, Mrs. Schwartz motioned to Thompson to take
one; then, without more ceremony, observed, "My love to you," and in a
moment set the glass down empty.
"God bless me!" ejaculated her visitor.
"Yaw, yaw! Gott pless you, mein friend!"
Jerry advanced to the unwieldy form, and, holding out his hand,
exclaimed--"Well, I thought to find you altered, but 'pon my word, my
dear marm, you puzzles me--and that 'ere little kid, I supposes it's
yourn?"
"Yaw, dat is mine kind."
"Well, mum, I must say adoo, and can't say I feels any sentiment of
affection a-knocking in my bosom when I looks at you, but I'm Jerry
Thompson, although you don't know me."
"Mine friend," replied the frau, in measured tones, "you tousant hombogs
me like that. Scherry was ein handsome man, and ein deal petter-looking
than ever you vos pe."
"Possible, mum, werry possible; I never was considered striking in that
line--adoo, mum--may you be happy," cheerfully remarked the unabashed
fellow, who then left the store, muttering,
"From all such as she,
O Lord, deliver me;"
and in a short time found one of his old acquaintances, who invited him
to dine with him that evening. Mr. Tomson had made the acting
boatswain's acquaintance when the latter was living on shore with his
old commander, they having formed a sort of friendship on account of
the similarity of their names, and since they last met both had
prospered in the world. After strolling about the place until four
o'clock, Thompson returned to his namesake's store, and shortly
afterwards was driven by him to his residence, where he was welcomed by
his friend's wife, and two charming children.
"We often used to talk about you, and were right sorry to hear you were
killed," observed the lady.
"Thankee, mam, for your kind feelings--but really I didn't deserve them,
as I have never written to you, although I promised to do so."
"Your old sweetheart is married! Do you know that?"
"Yes, mam, I called to see her this morning, and, would you believe it?
she said I wasn't myself, and that Scherry Thompson (as if I were named
arter sherry wine) were a deal handsomer man than ever I had been--ha!
ha! ha!"
"That was scarcely polite of her, Mr. Thompson."
"Well, she didn't know me, for she spoke very kindly about me, evidently
thinking of me as dead."
Thompson amused his friends by relating some of his adventures, and they
enjoyed his company immensely, when about ten o'clock a servant brought
in a card, and saying it was for the sailor gentleman, and a gentleman
was waiting for an answer, tittered and retired from the room.
Jerry, who had just commenced a song, apologized to his friends, and
perused the card, which ran thus:--
CAPTAIN MAX SCHWARTZ,
LATE
HANS JACOB PFERDSCREPTERN,
SHIP CHANDLER,
Licensed to sell Wine and Spirits wholesale and retail.
N. B. M. S. boards all the shipping upon their entrance into
the harbour.
Having read the foregoing, Thompson glanced at his friends, who were
laughing most immoderately, and observed,
"What does it mean?"
"Why, it's a visit from Max Schwartz," replied the lady, somewhat
recovering from her merriment.
"Shall I ask him in?"
"Certainly, certainly. He is an honest sort of man, and very German."
Jerry walked into the hall, where he encountered the gigantic form of
Captain Schwartz, who, looking at him in an absent manner, mildly
demanded,
"Is you Scherry Thompson?"
"Yaw, yaw, mine-ear," bawled the acting boatswain, as if hailing some
one in the attic. "What you want, mine-ear? Won't you come in?"
Captain Schwartz fumbled in his coat pocket, and bringing out another
card, gravely handed it to him, and exclaimed,
"I schust vants zadisfaction."
"Satisfaction?"
"Yaw; zadisfaction! I sbeaks blain, doesn't I?"
At this juncture the host came forward and invited the captain to go
into the parlour, and take a drink, but the gigantic Schwartz would not
move, declaring he wanted satisfaction, and not schnapps.
"Well, what sort of satisfaction do you require, and what do you want
it for?"
"I vant zadisfaction for you to go und make love to mine vrow. Yah, dat
ish vot I vonts zadisfaction for," observed the burly Teuton.
Upon hearing this Jerry burst out into a loud laugh, in which his
friends joined, and for some time he could not reply to the
imperturbable Schwartz, who gazed on the party in a most calm and
indifferent manner. At last, however, his host addressed the man in
German, and demanded to know why he had thus intruded upon their privacy
and disturbed his guest; upon which the big one replied in a deep,
monotonous voice,
"Vell, you see, mine friend, I vos ashleep in mine ped ven Hansen mine
broder gomes in, and dells me tere vash un matrose make loves to mine
vrow, so I gets up, and beeps between ein knot hole in mein store, and
zees mein vrow trink schnapps mit der Scherry, und den I goes and takes
a trink mit Hansen, and we talks it over until he tinks I must have
zadisfaction, so I takes ein Doitch book and reads, tat I has to call
upon mine enemy and temand zadisfaction, and so I vound him out and
comes up here."
"Well, now you had better go back again," observed the acting boatswain
in a jocular manner. "I'm laid up, can't you see, and don't want to
fight about a woman who ain't nothing to me. Besides, you might get
injured, which would be a pity."
The captain did not deign to reply: but drawing two ancient-looking
flint-lock horse pistols from the depths of his capacious pocket, and
producing a couple of bullets, and a tin canister of sporting powder,
gravely placed them on a table near him, and waited for an answer to his
challenge.
Seeing his host was about to interfere, Jerry begged to be allowed to
settle the matter himself; and bidding his hostess not alarm herself,
walked towards the table, and taking up one of the pistols between his
finger and thumb, coolly inquired of the placid German if it were his
property.
"Yah, it ish."
"Well, then," exclaimed the now annoyed acting warrant-officer, throwing
the pistol through the window, and rapidly sending the other after it;
"now, my lyebeer fryend, make sail, or with my friend's permission I'll
put you off the premises."
Captain Schwartz gravely picked up the bullets and powder, which he
carefully placed in one of his pockets, then advancing towards Mr.
Thompson, held out his hand and said he "vas zadisfied." Hearing this,
the master of the house invited him to take some liquid refreshment,
which offer was promptly accepted.
When the husband of Wallburg became a little animated by the good liquor
he imbibed, Jerry again inquired what prompted him to bring the pistols,
to which the captain replied,
"Vell, Scherry, mine friend, ven I looks in the Doitcher book, I vind it
says ven a man vants zadisfaction, he pest get it by calling on his
enemy und offering him schoice of arms, zo I kets down ter bistols of
mine vrow's vater, und as I knowed, you see, der bistols vould be no
goots mitout ter powder and balls, I shust brings tem, according to what
is says in ter book; and," added the captain, with a grave shake of the
head, "ter book vas right, you see, for I've got zadisfaction;" saying
which he arose, and nodding solemnly to the party, stalked out of the
room.
"Is that the Cape style of getting satisfaction, friend Tomson?"
demanded Jerry.
"Possibly," laughed his friend. "The captain is contented, and so you
may laugh at him. But what is that? Why, as I live, Schwartz is hunting
for his pistols in our garden. Well, he's a harmless fellow, and
evidently thought if he followed the book he would be doing the correct
sort of thing under the circumstances."
Thompson bade his kind entertainers good-bye, and proceeded on board his
ship, and the next day told Clare of his adventure; but by some means
Tom seemed to imagine that Jerry had been up to his old tricks, and
consequently Mr. Schwartz had good grounds for challenging him.
"I don't understand you, Jerry. First you say that the girl didn't know
you, and then that her husband wanted to fight you because you made love
to her."
"Them's the facts, Tom, old man."
"Why, how could he be jealous if she didn't know you?"
"Why, you see, this is how the case stands. Captain Schwartz is a man
who wants a good deal of time to calculate in. Now, this matter wanted
settling at once, so he consulted a book, and being in a hurry, took the
wrong receipt, and werry near got a thrashing for his pains."
"Well, that may be so," replied Clare; "but I must say that my opinion
is, you was both to blame, and I advise you to leave other men's wives
alone, as no good never comes of it;" saying which Tom nodded to his
friend and left his cabin.
"What a world this is," thought the acting boatswain. "I only call upon
an old flame in a friendly sort of way, when I get into a row with her
wooden-headed husband, and my motives are wrong understood by my chum.
Now, had I gone in for a regular fashionable high and mighty first-class
flirtation, and offered to elope with her, or some such thundering
foolishness, no one would have said a word. 'Pon my soul, I believe the
straiter one keeps the worser one's off. Well, never mind; in a few
weeks this voyage will be over, and then I'll marry Mary Ann Ross, and
settle down into a respectable member of society, for we single men
always gets blamed when we're innocent."
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