The foreman shook his head. "That oughtn't to influence our decision."

Mr. Plummer differed, and said so.

"It'll influence mine. James Bailey is not yet eighteen. To send him

to prison will do him more harm than good. If his case is to come

under the First Offenders Act, we shall know where we are."

"We might make a recommendation to that effect," suggested Captain

Rudd.

"Excuse me," interposed Mr. Moss, "but I doubt if I could agree to our

doing that. I'm afraid that Master Bailey deserves some punishment.

This is not the first time he has done this sort of thing. He was

dismissed from his last two places for dishonesty."

Again the foreman shook his head.

"That didn't come out in the evidence. You know, gentlemen, what we

have to do is to dismiss from our minds any knowledge of the parties

which we may have outside the case, and confine our attention to the

sworn testimony."

Mr. Moss smiled, declining to be pooh-poohed.

"That's all very well in theory, Mr. Grice, but in practice it won't

do. Nichols, with his fish-cart, has done a daily round in this

country of some twenty miles or so for the last twelve or fourteen

years. I doubt if there is a person in this room who has not some

knowledge of him. As for Bailey, his mother lives within a hundred

yards of my house; I have known him ever since he was born. I am

acquainted, too, with his last two employers, and with the

circumstances under which he left them."

"I know nothing of either of the parties," said Captain Rudd.

"You are a new-comer. I doubt, as I say, if any other person present

can say the same."

If any other person could, he didn't. There was a pause--broken by the

foreman.

"Let us understand our position. Eight of us say guilty--Mr. Tyler

goes with the majority; two of us have not yet made up our minds; and

Mr. Longsett is the only one who says not guilty. May I inquire, Mr.

Longsett, on what grounds you favour an acquittal?"

"You've no right to ask me anything of the kind. This is not the first

jury I've served on. Although you're foreman, you're only like the

rest of us. What you've got to do is to ask me if I say guilty or not

guilty. I say not guilty.

"I believe, Mr. Longsett," insinuated Mr. Moss, "that Bailey is a

relation of yours?"

"That's no business of yours."

"Then are we to understand, Mr. Longsett"--the foreman spoke with

almost ominous suavity--"that you have arrived at a point at which you

are impervious to argument?"

"I say not guilty."

"Even though it may be demonstrated beyond a shadow of a doubt that

the prisoner is guilty?"

"It's no good talking to me, Mr. Grice. I say not guilty."

The foreman, stretching out his hands in front of him, looked round

the table with an air which was eloquent with deprecation. Old Parkes

banged his fist upon the board.

"And I say guilty, and I hope they'll give him seven years--the

thieving varmint!"

"Arrived at a state of sudden conviction--eh, George?"

This was Mr. Timmins, who was middle-aged and jaunty.

"Some people are easily convinced," growled Mr. Longsett.

"You're not one of that sort, are you, Jacob?"

This again was Mr. Timmins.

"You won't convince me."

Nor, judging from the expression of Jacob's visage, did there seem to

be much probability of their being able to do anything of the kind.

There was another interval of silence--broken this time by Captain

Rudd.

"Then because this gentleman chooses to differ from us, without

condescending to give us his reason for so doing, are we to stultify

ourselves, and is justice to be baulked? Is that the situation, Mr.

Foreman?"

"Excuse me, Captain Rudd, but Mr. Longsett is not alone. I also say

not guilty. The observation of Mr. Parkes, expressing a hope that the

prisoner will get seven years, shows to me that a spirit of malignancy

is in the air, and to that spirit I am unable to subscribe."

The speaker was Mr. Plummer. The others looked at him. The foreman

spoke.

"Pardon me, Mr. Plummer, but why do you say not guilty?"

"Because I decline to be a participator in the condemnation of this

mere youth to a ruthless term of penal servitude."

"But, my dear sir, he won't get penal servitude--Mr. Parkes was only

joking. He'll get, at the outside, three months."

"That would be too much. It would be sufficient punishment for one of

his years--my views on the subject of juvenile delinquency I have

never disguised--that he should be requested to come up for judgment

when called upon."

"But, my dear sir, if the magistrates leave us a free hand to do our

duty, why can't we leave them a free hand to do theirs? The issue we

have to decide upon is a very simple one; the responsibility of acting

on that decision will be theirs."

Mr. Plummer settled his spectacles on his nose and was silent. Captain

Rudd addressed him.

"I suppose you will not deny, sir, that all the evidence goes to prove

the prisoner's guilt?"

"There are degrees in guilt."

"Possibly--but you admit that there is guilt, even though it may only

be in the positive degree?"

Again Mr. Plummer was still. Mr. Slater called to Mr. Longsett across

the table:

"You're a sportsman, Jacob, and I'm a sportsman. I tell you what I'll

do. I'll toss you, guilty or not guilty. I can't stop messing about

here all day--I've got my beasts to dress."

Mr. Longsett was obviously tempted; the offer appealed to the most

susceptible part of him. Still, he shook his head.

"No," he grunted, as if the necessity of announcing such a refusal

pained him. "I shan't."

Mr. Plummer was scandalised.

"Such a proposal is disgraceful--it ought not to be allowed to be

made. Making of justice a mockery!"

Mr. Slater declined to be snubbed--at least by Mr. Plummer.

"Seems to me as if you don't quite know where you are. First you want

to preach to the magistrates, then you want to preach to the jury;

perhaps you think you're at the corner of High Street?"

There were those who smiled. The reference was to Mr. Plummer's

fondness for open-air expositions of "the Word." Mr. Grice drummed

with his fingers on the table.

"Come, gentlemen, come! we're wasting time. As business men we ought

to know its value. Now, Mr. Longsett, I've too much faith in your

integrity not to know that you're open to conviction. Tell us, where

do you think the evidence for the prosecution is not sufficiently

strong?" Mr. Longsett did not justify the foreman's faith by

answering. "Be frank, on what point are you not satisfied?"

After more than momentary hesitation Mr. Longsett replied, without,

however, raising his eyes.

"It's no use talking to me, Mr. Grice, so that's all about it. I say

not guilty!"

Mr. Moss explained.

"The plain fact is, Mr. Foreman, Mr. Longsett is a relation of the

prisoner; he ought not to have been on this jury at all."

This time Mr. Longsett did raise his eyes--and his voice too.

"I've as much right to be on the jury as you have--perhaps more. Who

do you think you are? I pay my way--and I pay my servants too! They

don't have to county-court me before they can get their wages. Only

the other day I was on a jury when they were county-courting you. So

it isn't the first jury I've been on, you see."

Mr. Moss did not seem pleased. The allusion was to a difference which

that gentleman had had with one of his servants, and which had been

settled in the county court. Again the foreman drummed upon the board.

"Order, gentlemen, order!"

Mr. Timmins turned to Mr. Hisgard. He winked.

"Have a game at crib, Bob? I knew Jacob would be here, so I came

provided!"

He produced a cribbage-board. Once more the foreman interposed.

"Keep to the business we have in hand, please, gentlemen."

"Oh, they can have their game, I don't mind. Perhaps I came as well

provided as anyone else."

As he replied Jacob took from his pocket a brown paper parcel of

considerable dimensions. Tom Elliott, who was sitting by him,

instantly snatching it, passed it on to Mr. Hisgard.

"Have a sandwich, Mr. Hisgard?"

"No, thank you. But perhaps Mr. Timmins will?"

He passed the packet to Mr. Timmins. That gentleman made a feint of

opening it. Mr. Longsett, rising from his chair, reached for his

property across the table.

"None of that; give it back to me." Mr. Timmins tossed the packet to

the other end of the table.

"Now, Timmins, what do you mean by that? Do you want me to wipe you

across the head?"

Mr. Timmins addressed Mr. Grice. "Now, Mr. Foreman, won't you offer

the jury a sandwich each? It is about our dinner-time."

Mr. Grice eyed the packet in front of him as if he were more than half

disposed to act on the suggestion.

"I really don't think, Mr. Longsett, that you ought to eat sandwiches

out of a pure spirit of contradiction."

"Never mind what you think; you give me back my property, or I'll give

the whole lot of you in custody." The parcel was restored to him. He

brandished it aloft. "There you are, you see, a lot of grown men go

and steal another man's property, and you treat it as a joke. A mere

lad goes and looks at a truss of mouldy hay, and you want to ruin him

for life. And you call that justice! You ain't going to get me to take

a hand in no such justice, so I tell you straight!"

"It went a little farther than 'looks,' didn't it, Mr. Longsett?

'Looks' won't carry even mouldy hay three miles across country."

"And 'looks' won't carry my property from where I'm sitting down to

where you are! If Jim Bailey's a thief, so's Tom Elliott--there's no

getting over that. Why ain't we sitting on him instead of on that

there young 'un?"

"See here, Jacob." Mr. Timmins stretched out towards him his open

palm. "Here's a sporting offer for you: if you'll bring Jim Bailey in

guilty, I'll bring in Tom Elliott!"

"I won't bring in neither; the one's no more a thief than the other."

"Nice for you, Tom, eh?"

"Oh, I don't mind. I know Jacob. It's not the first time a member of

your family's been in trouble, is it, Jacob?"

"By----! if you say that again I'll knock the life right out of you!"

The foreman rapped upon the table.

"Order, gentlemen, order! Keep to the business in hand, if you

please."

Mr. Longsett confronted him, towering over Elliott, with clenched

fists and flashing eyes.

"Keep him in order then--don't keep on at me! You make him keep a

civil tongue in his head, or I will." He glared round the board. "I

don't care for the whole damned lot of you. I'm as good as any one of

you--perhaps better! I'm here to do my duty according to my conscience

and conviction, and I'm going to do it, and I say not guilty, and if

we stop here till Christmas you won't make me say no different!"

This announcement was followed by an interval of silence; then Captain

Rudd attempted to voice the sense of the meeting.

"In that case, Mr. Foreman, we may as well intimate to the court that

we are unable to agree."

"What'll be the consequence of that?"

"The prisoner'll have to stand another trial, when, should none of his

relations happen to be upon the jury, there will be no hesitation

about bringing in a verdict of guilty--in which case the young scamp

will get his deserts."

Stretching his body across the table, Jacob shook his clenched fist in

the speaker's face.

"Look here, Captain Rudd, you may be a captain, but you're no blooming

gentleman, or you wouldn't talk like that. Captain or no captain, the

next time you say anything about Jim Bailey being a relation of mine

I'll crack you in the mouth!" Straightening himself, Jacob shook his

fist at the eleven. "And I say the same to every one of you. It's no

affair of yours what Jim Bailey is to me--so just you mind it."

The captain curled, at the same time, his lip and his moustache, his

bearing conveying the scorn which he doubtless felt.

"If you suppose, sir, that I shall allow you to play the common bully

with impunity, you are mistaken. You forget yourself, my man!"

"Oh, no! I don't forget myself--it's you who forgot yourself. And as

for playing the common bully, it's you began it. You're trying to

bully me when you taunt me with Jim Bailey being my relation; you

think if you keep it on long enough you'll frighten me into acting

against my sense of duty."

The foreman intervened sharply: "Order! Mr. Longsett, your language is

improper and irregular; if you are not careful I shall have to report

it to the court."

"It's no more improper and irregular than theirs is. We're here to say

guilty or not guilty, not to pry into each other's private affairs. If

they don't make no personal remarks, I shan't."

"Listen to reason, Mr. Longsett. Do I understand, Mr. Plummer, that

you will acquiesce in a verdict of guilty if we prefer a

recommendation to the court that the case shall be treated under the

First Offenders Act?"

"You are at liberty to so understand, Mr. Grice."

"And you, Mr. Longsett? If we are unable to agree the prisoner will

have to go back to prison, and, on his again standing his trial, I

have no hesitation in saying that he will be found guilty, when he

will be likely to receive much less lenient treatment than now, when

we are ready and willing to recommend him to mercy."

"We're going to agree."

"That's good hearing. You agree to a verdict of guilty, coupled with a

recommendation to mercy?"

"I don't do nothing of the kind."

"Then what do you agree to?"

"I agree to a verdict of not guilty--that's what I agree to."

"Then, in that case, we're likely to disagree. You can hardly expect

eleven men to go against the weight of evidence for the sake of

agreeing with you."

"There's no hurry that I knows on. We'll wait a bit. I have heard of

juries being locked up for eight-and-forty hours. I daresay before

that time some of you'll have changed your minds. Seems to me that

there's three or four already that can change their minds as easy as

winking." He began, with a certain amount of ostentation, to untie the

string which bound his brown paper parcel. "I'm getting peckish. If

you don't mind, Mr. Foreman, we'll talk things over while I'm eating."

The unfolding of the paper revealed the fact that it contained a

comfortable number of succulent-looking sandwiches. The eleven eyed

them--and their owner--sourly. Carefully taking the top one of the

heap between his finger and his thumb Mr. Longsett took a bite at it.

Seldom has the process of attacking a sandwich had a more attentive

audience.

"I say, Jacob," observed Mr. Timmins, "aren't you going to give me

one?"

"What, give you the food from between my own lips! Not if I know it.

We may be here till this time to-morrow. I've got to think of myself,

Mr. Timmins."

"I'm not going to stop here till this time to-morrow, Jacob Longsett!"

As he spoke old Parkes banged his fist upon the table.

"All right, George Parkes, nobody asked you to, so far as I know.

Seems to me you're uncommon keen to send the lad to gaol."

"I don't wish the lad no harm."

"Seems to me as how you do."

"I say I don't!"

Mr. Parkes punctuated each of his remarks with a bang upon the board.

"Then why don't you do what you've sworn to do, and bring him in not

guilty along of me?"

"I don't care what I brings him in. It don't make no odds to me. It

ain't none of my affair. I've got my own business to 'tend to, and

when a man's got to my years he don't care to meddle in no one else's.

I'm willing to bring him in not guilty along of you, Jacob Longsett."

"That's more like it. If there was more like you and me, George

Parkes, we'd soon be outside of this."

Captain Rudd, who had listened to this short dialogue without evincing

any signs of approbation, once more endeavoured to urge the foreman to

action.

"Don't you think, Mr. Foreman, that the time has arrived for you to

communicate the fact of our disagreement to the court?"

Mr. Longsett made haste to differ.

"Excuse me, Mr. Foreman, but, if Captain Rudd will allow me, I don't

think it has. We haven't been here hardly any time. There's no hurry,

so long as we're doing our duty. I daresay we'll all agree yet before

we've finished. All we want is a little patience."

"And something to eat," said Mr. Timmins.

"Then do you mean to say," exclaimed Mr. Longsett, as he commenced

upon another sandwich, "that you'd send a young lad to gaol, and blast

his good name for ever, just because you're hungry?"

"May I be permitted to make a remark?" The inquiry came from Mr.

Tyler. He was holding his handkerchief to his ear; his general

expression was one of suffering. "Considering how little of the

evidence I really heard I don't wish it to be supposed that I have any

objection to a verdict of not guilty. And I may add that not only is

my earache driving me nearly mad, but my health, as a whole, as some

of you know, is bad, and I am easily exhausted. Had I supposed that

any of this sort of thing would have taken place I should have

procured a medical certificate excusing me. I appeal to gentlemen to

arrive as rapidly as possible at a decision, which will enable me to

obtain measures of relief."

"Hear, hear!" Mr. Longsett rapped with his knuckles on the table.

"I'd never have come," declared old Parkes, "if I'd a known I was

going to be kep' all day without my dinner. When a man gets to my

years he wants his victuals regular. I didn't have hardly no

breakfast, and I ain't had nothing since."

"I tell you what it is," cried Slater; "I want my dinner, and I've got

my business to attend to--this is the busiest day of the week for me.

So far as I can see it doesn't make much difference how we bring it

in. You say that if you bring him in guilty you're going to get him

off: then why shouldn't you bring him in not guilty right away? If you

bring him in guilty I can't help thinking that he ought to be

punished--he won't care nothing for your bringing him in guilty if he

isn't; while, if you bring him in not guilty, he'll thank his stars

for the narrow squeak he'll think he's had, and it'll be a lesson to

him as long as he lives."

"There is," allowed Mr. Plummer, "a good deal in what Mr. Slater

says."

"There is one thing against it," murmured Mr. Moss. His voice was

rather squeaky, and, as if conscious of the fact, he generally

produced it as softly as he could.

"What's that?"

"The evidence. We are supposed to be influenced by the evidence, and

by that only."

"It struck me that the evidence was all one-sided."

"Precisely--on the side of the prosecution. Since the case was

practically undefended the presumption is that the prisoner had no

defence to offer."

"But, as practical men," persisted Mr. Plummer, "does it not occur to

you that there is a good deal in what Mr. Slater says? If we find the

lad not guilty we shall teach him a lesson, and, at the same time, not

be placing on his character an ineffaceable slur. We might, for

instance, state in open court, through the mouth of our worthy

foreman, that we are willing to give the prisoner the benefit of the

doubt."

"But there is no doubt. Let us do justice though the heavens fall.

Have you yourself any doubt that James Bailey stole Samuel Nichols's

corn and hay?"

"Ah, dear sir, there is only One who can say. He has no doubt. We are

not omniscient."

"That sort of talk may be all very well in a pulpit, Mr. Plummer. It

is out of place in a court of law when we are dealing with ascertained

facts."

Mr. Plummer raised his hands and shook his head, as if he was sorry

for Mr. Moss.

"Let us show mercy, that we may be shown it," he all but whispered.

"In other words," struck in Captain Rudd, "we are to do evil in order

that good may come--even to the extent of prostituting truth."

"I am afraid, in our present situation, these things are not arguable.

Some of us, thank Heaven, see things through eyes of our own."

"Precisely, and it is because they don't appear to be arguable that I

once more suggest to the foreman that the court be informed that we

are unable to agree."

"And I again take leave to differ. Why now, there's"--Mr. Longsett

pointed with his finger--"one--two--three--four--five of us as says

not guilty. We're agreeing more and more every minute. I dare bet any

money we'll all be like one family before we get outside this room. If

the foreman ain't got no particular objection I'll have a moistener. I

never could eat dry." Taking a black bottle out of an inner pocket in

his overcoat he applied it to his lips. Such of the eleven as were not

keenly observant ostentatiously turned their eyes another way. He took

a long and hearty pull, then he smacked his lips. "Good stuff that; I

always like a drop when I've been eating--helps digestion."

"This is more than human nature can stand," groaned Mr. Timmins. "Mr.

Foreman, I move that the magistrates be informed that we are unable to

agree, and I request that you put that motion without further delay."

"I second that motion," said Captain Rudd.

"And I say no!"

Jacob flourished his bottle. Mr. Timmins's visage, as he confronted

Mr. Longsett, became slightly inflamed.

"We don't care what you say. Do you think we're going to sit here,

watching you guzzling, as long as ever you please? If you want

to give a proper verdict you give one which is according to the

evidence--we're not going to let you play the fool with us, Jacob, my

boy."

Extending the open palm of his left hand, Mr. Longsett marked time on

it with the bottle which he was holding in his right.

"Excuse me, Mr. Foreman, but perhaps I know a bit of law as well as

the rest of you, and I say that the law is this, that before a jury

can tell the court anything it's got to agree upon what it's going to

tell. And what I mean by that is this, that before any one of us--I

don't care if it's the foreman, or who it is!--can tell the court that

we disagree we've got to agree to disagree--and I don't agree!"

Mr. Moss put a question to the foreman.

"Is that really the case?"

The foreman smiled a wintry smile--and temporised.

"I shouldn't positively like to say."

"But I do say positively. You can ask the magistrates, if you like,

and see if I'm not right. Why, if you go into court now and say that

we disagree I shall say we don't! I shall say that if we only have a

little more time we shall agree yet; all we want's a chance of talking

it over."

The foreman, pressing his fingers together, addressed Mr. Longsett

with an air that was acid.

"Then, according to you, if one member of a jury chooses to make

himself objectionable his colleagues are at his mercy?"

Jacob rose from his seat in such a flame of passion that it almost

seemed he was going to hurl his bottle at the foreman's head.

"Don't you call me objectionable, Mr. Grice! I won't have it! I'm no

more objectionable than you are! I've got as much right to an opinion

as you, and because my opinion don't happen to be the same as yours

you've no right to call me names. If we all start calling each other

names a nice state of things that'll be. A pretty notion of a

foreman's duties you seem to have!"

Mr. Grice, who was not pugilistic, turned a trifle pale; he did not

seem happy. Captain Rudd, tilting his chair backwards, and thrusting

his hands into his trouser pockets, looked up at the ceiling.

"This is the sort of thing which brings the jury system into

contempt."

"What's that, Captain Rudd?" Mr. Longsett, who was still upon his

feet, chose his words with much deliberation, emphasising them with

shakings of his fist. "You mean you're the sort, I suppose? You're

quite right, you are. You've been in the army, you see, and you think

we're soldiers, to come to heel whenever you tell us, and that's where

you're mistaken, Captain Rudd. We're free Englishmen, and we don't

choose to have you come the officer over us--and that's how you make

the thing contemptible by trying."

There was silence. His colleagues seemed to be arriving at the

conclusion that Jacob was a difficult man to differ with.

"It strikes me," said Mr. Timmins, when the silence was becoming

painful, "that if the law is really such that we've got to stop here

till our good Jacob takes it into his generous head to let us go, you

and I, Mr. Hisgard, might have that little game of crib I was speaking

of; it may help us forget where we are, and that we're not going to

have any dinner till it's past supper time."

"Just you wait a minute. Perhaps," replied Mr. Hisgard, "I may be

allowed to say a word." No one appeared to have any objection. "What I

wish to remark is this. With all deference, I think Mr. Slater spoke

as a practical man. I don't see that there's much difference between

saying guilty and at the same time asking the magistrate to award no

punishment, and, as Mr. Slater puts it, bringing it in not guilty

right away."

Mr. Timmins, who had been shuffling a pack of cards, replaced them on

the table.

"All right. Let's have it that way and make an end of it. Suppose we

all say not guilty and caution him not to do it again--what's the

odds?"

"So far as I'm concerned," observed Tom Elliott, "I'm willing to bring

him in not guilty. It's my belief he's been led into it all along, and

I know perhaps as much about it as anyone. There's a good deal about

the affair what's been kept quiet by both sides. Perhaps I might have

said a word for one."

Mr. Moss interrogated the foreman with uplifted eyebrows.

"Do you think it does make any difference?"

The foreman shrugged his shoulders. He was still. Captain Rudd spoke

for him.

"It makes the difference between right and wrong--that's all."

Mr. Plummer leaned his elbows on the table; his spectacled countenance

wore its most benevolent smile.

"Hearken to me, dear sir. We are all Christian men----"

"Not necessarily at this moment; at this moment we are jurymen--only

jurymen."

Mr. Plummer sighed, as if in sorrow. He turned to the others, as if

desiring their forgiveness for the captain.

"This gentleman--I trust he will pardon me for saying so--puts a curb

upon his natural generosity. His is what we may, perhaps, term the

military mind--precise, and, if we may say so, just a little--the

merest atom--hard. For my part I think, Mr. Foreman, we might, as

Christian men, conscientiously return a negative finding, intimating

at the same time that, owing to the prisoner's tender years, we are

not unwilling to give him the benefit of the doubt."

The captain dissented.

"What sort of mind do you call yours, sir? Were we to return such a

verdict, we should make of ourselves the laughing-stock of England."

The foreman shook his head.

"I hardly think England will interest itself in our proceedings to

that extent. Similar verdicts in similar cases are, I imagine, more

common than you may suppose. I am not advocating such a course, but I

believe it would be logically possible for us to inform the

magistrates that, while some of us entertain strong opinions on the

subject of the prisoner's guilt, being desirous to arrive at a state

of agreement, and also bearing in mind the youth of the accused, we

are willing to acquiesce in a verdict of acquittal."

"I agree to that," cried Mr. Longsett. "That's fair enough. Now, is it

all settled?"

"I'm not."

The speaker was the captain. All eyes were turned on him.

The foreman spoke.

"Don't you think, captain, you--might swallow a gnat?"

"I don't wish to set myself up as a superior person, but, under the

circumstances, I'm afraid I can't."

"Quite so. Now we know where we are." Mr. Longsett composed himself in

his chair; planting his hands against his sides he stuck out his

elbows; he screwed up his mouth. "It just shows you how one man can

play skittles with eleven others."

The captain was silently contemptuous.

"I really doubt if it matters." It was Mr. Moss who said it; he

whispered an addition into the captain's ear: "If the young scamp

isn't hung to-day he'll be hung to-morrow."

The captain ignored the whisper; his reply was uttered with sufficient

clearness.

"Perhaps, sir, your sense of duty is not a high one."

The eleven eyed each other, and the table, and vacancy; a spirit of

depression seemed to be settling down upon them all. Old Parkes, with

elongated visage, addressed a melancholy inquiry to no one in

particular. "What's us sitting here for?"

Jacob responded--"That's what I should like to know, George. Perhaps

it's because a gentleman's made up his mind to ruin a poor young lad

for life."

The captain took up the gauntlet.

"I presume it is useless for me to point out to you that your

statement is as incorrect as it is unjustified. I have heard a good

deal about the absurdities of the jury system. I may tell you, sir,

that you have presented me with an object-lesson which will last me

the rest of my life. It occurs to me as just possible that the sooner

the system is reformed the better."

"Ah! I daresay it would. Then gentlemen like you would be able to

grind poor lads under your feet whenever it suited you. Oh, dear, no!

You think yourself somebody, don't you, captain?"

Captain Rudd looked as if he would if he could; in his eyes there

gleamed something very like a foreshadowing of assault and battery.

The foreman made a little movement with his hands, which, possibly,

was intended to be a counsel of peace. Anyhow, the captain allowed the

last word to be Jacob's. Mr. Tyler, his handkerchief still pressed to

his ear, appealed to the captain in a tone of voice which was almost

tearful.

"As man to man, sir, let me beseech you to take pity on the dreadful

situation we are in."

"To what situation do you allude, sir?"

"I am alluding, sir, to the dreadful pain which I am enduring in my

left ear; you can have no conception of its severity. Besides which I

have a sadly weakly constitution generally--as is well known to more

than one gentleman who is now present. I have suffered for the last

twenty years from chronic lumbago, together with a functional

derangement of the liver, which, directly any irregularity occurs in

my hours or habits, invariably reduces me to a state of collapse. I

assure you that if this enforced confinement and prolonged abstention

from my natural food endures much longer, in my present state of

health the consequences may be highly serious."

"I don't follow your reasoning, sir. Because you are physically

unfitted to serve upon a jury, and culpably omitted to inform the

court of the fact, you wish me not to do my duty, you having already

failed to do yours?"

"I wish you," sighed Mr. Tyler, "to be humane."

"This is the first jury ever I was on," groaned Mr. Parkes, shaking

his ancient head as if it had been hung on wires, "and I'll take care

that it's the last. Such things didn't ought to be--not when a man's

got to my years, they didn't. Who's young Jim Bailey, I'd like to

know, that we should go losing our dinners acause of him? Hit him over

the head and ha' done with it--that's what I say."

"You must excuse me, Captain Rudd," said Mr. Timmins, "but why can't

you strain a point as well as the rest of us? Why shouldn't we, as a

body of practical men, take a merciful view of the position and give

the boy another chance? He is only a boy after all."

"We are not automata though we are jurymen, and surely we may, without

shame, allow ourselves to be actuated by the dictates of our common

humanity."

Thus Mr. Plummer. Mr. Slater agreed with him in a fashion of his own.

"Let the boy go and have done with it--I daresay we can trust Jacob to

give him a good sound towelling."

"He's had that already."

There was a grimness in Mr. Longsett's tone which caused more than one

of his hearers to smile.

"I'll be bound his mother's crying her eyes out for him at home."

This was Tom Elliott. Mr. Plummer joined his hands as if in

supplication.

"Poor woman!" he murmured.

"It comes hard upon the mothers," said Mr. Hisgard.

"And Jim Bailey's mother is as honest and hard-working a woman as ever

lived--that I know as a fact. And she's seen a lot of trouble!"

As he made this announcement Mr. Timmins shuffled his pack of cards,

as if the action relieved his mind. For some moments everyone was

still. Suddenly Mr. Tyler, who had been looking a picture of misery,

broke into audible lamentations.

"Oh dear! oh dear! I'm very ill! Won't anyone take pity on a man in

agony?"

So intense was his sympathy with his own affairs that the tears

trickled down his cheeks. Mr. Timmins endeavoured to encourage him.

"Come, Mr. Tyler, come! Bear up! It'll soon be over now!"

"If anything serious comes of the cruel suffering which is being

inflicted on me I shall look to you gentlemen for compensation. I'm a

poor man; it's always a hard struggle, with my poor health, to make

two ends meet. I can't afford to pay doctors' bills which have been

incurred by the actions of others!"

"That's pleasant hearing--what do you think, Mr. Hisgard?--if we've

got to contribute to this gentleman's doctors' bills! Come, Mr. Tyler,

don't talk like that, or soon we shall all of us be ill. I know I

shall!"

There was a further pause. Then Mr. Moss delivered himself.

"I'm bound to admit that what Mr. Timmins has said of the prisoner's

mother I know to be correct of my own knowledge. Mrs. Bailey has been

a widow for many years; she has brought up a large family with the

labour of her own hands; she has had many difficulties to contend

with, and is deserving of considerable sympathy. There is that to be

said. Come, Captain Rudd, for once in a way let us be illogical. If

you will agree to a verdict of not guilty I will."

Captain Rudd, his head thrown back, continued for some moments to

silently regard the ceiling. The others watched him, exhibiting, in

various degrees, unmistakable anxiety. Finally, with his eyes still

turned ceilingwards, he capitulated.

"All right. Let it be as you say. Rather than the gentleman in front

of me should perish on his chair, and other gentlemen should suffer

any longer from the absence of their 'natural food,' I am willing to

be joined with the rest, and, with you, to place myself under the

dominion of Mr. Jacob Longsett's thumb."

"Hear, hear! Bravo!" There were observations expressive of

satisfaction from different quarters; but Mr. Longsett, in particular,

was enthusiastic in his approbation.

"Your words does you honour, captain!"

"You think so?--I'm sorry we differ."

The foreman rapped upon the table.

"Order, gentlemen, please. Then may I take it that, at present, we are

finally agreed upon a verdict of not guilty?"

"Coupled," corrected Mr. Moss, "with an intimation to the effect that,

considering the prisoner's age, we have been willing to give him the

benefit of the doubt."

"Precisely. Does any other gentleman wish to make an observation?

Apparently not. Then may I also take it that we are ready to return

into court?"

Acclamations in the affirmative rose from all sides. The foreman rang

the hand-bell which was in front of him. The usher appeared.

* * * * *

So the prisoner was acquitted, no one in the court having the faintest

notion why.

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