I threw up the window.

"Police! police!" I shouted.

A solitary policeman was in sight. Considering that the street in

front of my house was rendered practically impassable by the concourse

of people and of vehicles, the wonder was that the whole force had not

been on the spot an hour ago. His attention had been attracted by the

crowd; he was hastening towards it. Some fifty to sixty persons

endeavoured to explain the situation as he advanced. He waved them

majestically from him as only a policeman can. As he came near the

house I shouted to him:

"I'm the owner of this house! I require your assistance, constable! I

want you to turn these people out!"

The effect of my words was spoilt by the opening of the drawing-room

window, which was immediately under the one at which I was. Half a

dozen men and women thrust their heads out. They simultaneously

addressed the constable. Under the circumstances he did the best thing

he could have done--he blew his whistle.

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