THE WEEPING WOMAN.

I have not written much for publication lately, because I did not feel

well, I was fatigued. I took a ride on the cars last week and it shook

me up a good deal.

The train was crowded somewhat, and so I sat in a seat with a woman who

got aboard at Minkin's Siding. I noticed as we pulled out of Minkin's

Siding, that this woman raised the window so that she could bid adieu

to a man in a dyed moustache. I do not know whether he was her dolce

far niente, or her grandson by her second husband. I know that if he had

been a relative of mine, however, I would have cheerfully concealed the

fact.

She waved a little 2x6 handkerchief out of the window, said "good-bye,"

allowed a fresh zephyr from Cape Sabine to come in and play a xylophone

interlude on my spinal column,' and then burst into a paroxysm of damp,

hot tears.

I had to go into another car for a moment, and when I returned a

pugilist from Chicago had my seat. When I travel I am uniformly

courteous, especially to pugilists. A pugilist who has started out as an

obscure boy with no money, no friends, and no one to practice on, except

his wife or his mother, with no capital aside from his bare hands; a man

who has had to fight his way through life, as it were, and yet who has

come out of obscurity and attracted the attention of the authorities,

and won the good will of those with whom he came in contact, will always

find me cordial and pacific. So I allowed this self-made man with the

broad, high, intellectual shoulder blades, to sit in my seat with

his feet on my new and expensive traveling bag, while I sat with the

tear-bedewed memento from Minkin's Siding.

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She sobbed several more times, then hove a sigh that rattled the windows

in the car, and sat up. I asked her if I might sit by her side for a few

miles and share her great sorrow. She looked at me askance. I did not

resent it. She allowed me to take the seat, and I looked at a paper for

a few moments so that she could look me over through the corners of her

eyes.

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