Vallie you villain what's this I hear about your visit to Brighton?
Swanking in the Hotel about having cut the Kaiser into little bits and
put him down the dust shoot. _Swank_ Sir, you never did _nothink_ of
the sort. He's still bossing Germany and giving us no end of trouble.
You must have cut up somebody else by mistake. You really should look
before you chop.
Bye bye, my darling little man. I love you most muchly much. How do you
like me?
Your
DOODY.