CHAPTER XXVIII

IN A JAPANESE INN

If we received a slight shock when we saw the woman in the shop adding

up by the help of beads, what about the booking-clerk at the station? He

seems unable to give the simplest change without this sort of reckoning.

Comic, isn't it? Picture the clerks at Euston fumbling away at their

beads while an impatient throng elbowed one another before the

pigeon-hole!

The station is quite small, merely a shed with a wooden roof set on

posts. We are going second-class and taking Yosoji with us, so that we

shall see some of the native life.

The trains are corridor, with the seats lengthwise and across the ends.

Many of the Japs are sitting sideways on them with their feet tucked

under them,--they are not used to have them hanging down,--but one grand

gentleman, directly opposite to us, is quite European in his top hat

and long coat, and his feet are on the floor as to the manner born.

We have not been long started before he begins to fidget and shuffle,

and presently he hauls up a wicker basket beside him, undoes it, and

fishes out a very nice dark purple kimono. His top hat goes into the

rack. His collar, tie, and stud disappear. His coat comes off and is

carefully folded on the seat. We watch the gradual unpeeling with an

absorbed interest, wondering how far it will go. Luckily there are no

ladies present! We can stare as much as we like without being rude,

because everyone else in the carriage has their eyes fixed with a

straight unwinking stare upon us. It is difficult to realise that we are

more entertaining to them than the gentleman who is disrobing himself

with ineffable dignity in public, is to us.

He has now slipped on the kimono over his remaining garments, there is a

little twist, and a slight, a very slight struggle, and in some

miraculous way the rest of his European outfit glides off underneath the

kimono, neatly folded. It is like a conjuring trick! Last of all come

off the boots also, and with his stockinged feet tucked up under him he

sits transformed into the Complete Jap. Judging from the lack of

interest taken in the performance by his fellow-countrymen, it must be

quite a usual thing to undress in trains.

Having finished his task the gentleman on the seat turns to us and asks

innumerable questions. Where have we come from? Where are we going to?

How do we like Japan? Is it not a very poor, mean country compared with

the glorious and august land we belong to? All this is interpreted by

Yosoji, who no doubt puts our answers into the flowery language Japanese

courtesy demands; for instance, when I say that I like Japan very much,

I am sure, from the breathless sentence that follows, that he is saying

that the strangers think the honourable country of Japan far more

beautiful and wonderful than their own poor land. The man opposite does

not for a moment think really that England is to be compared with Japan,

but in Japan people are taught to talk like that, and must often think

us very rude and abrupt.

It is not a long journey, and after an hour or so of passing through

pretty, hilly country, with many bushy pine trees dotted about, we stop

at a station which Yosoji says is our destination. It is a good thing we

have Yosoji with us, for certainly we could never have discovered the

name of the station for ourselves. We see a long scroll covered with

Chinese characters, and other smaller scrolls ornamented in the same

way, these are, of course, the name of the station and the inscriptions

on various waiting-rooms, but they leave us none the wiser. I ask Yosoji

how any European travelling alone could discover where he had got to,

and he smilingly points out a board at the extreme end of the station

with some of our own lettering on it. No one could possibly see it from

the incoming train.

We still feel absurdly big as we get out of the little train on its

little narrow gauge line and wait while Yosoji captures our luggage from

the van. It is packed in great baskets which fit into each other like

two lids; we see them in England often, but there they are rather looked

down upon, here they are quite the correct thing. Indeed, among all the

luggage in the van there is no trunk or wooden or tin box at all, only a

great pile of such baskets of all sizes, mingled with a few bundles

simply tied up. When our belongings are rescued and identified they are

stowed away in a rickshaw by themselves, while we three mount in three

others and set off for far the most interesting part of the journey. At

first the road is quite good, and the men trot away contentedly, the

big hats bobbing up and down before us. What do these hats remind you

of? To me they are exactly like the lids of those galvanised dustbins

you see put out in streets for the dustmen at home.

[Illustration: PORTERS, JAPAN.]

The air is brilliantly fresh and sweet; we pass along by pine trees of

many sorts, and between them see the fresh green of the feathery

bamboos; these two colours, the dark blue-green of the pines and the

brilliant yellow-green of the bamboo, are seen everywhere in Japan. Then

there are avenues of red-stemmed trees called cryptomeria, we should say

cedars, with dark heads spreading out at the top of their immense

branchless stems. We see squirrels leaping about and scuttering up the

trunks. Then we go across open spaces, which are like an emerald sea,

for they are the brightest green you can imagine, the green of the

growing paddy, which is cultivated here as in Burma. There are men

dressed in garments of glorious blue, like those we saw in Egypt, hoeing

and watching the important crops. Then we plunge into cool woods and

follow little paths up and down, and when we want to get out and walk,

feeling lazy brutes to sit still and let a fellow-creature haul us

uphill, Yosoji says no, it would hurt the feelings of our men, who would

imagine we thought them poor weak things and scorned them.

We twist down to a wooden bridge, dark maroon in colour, and built in

one single span across a raging, leaping stream that dashes and splashes

merrily far below. At the other end is one of the picturesque roofed

arches or gates that the Japanese are so fond of, with its rich red

tiles curved up at the corners. Not far on we catch a glimpse of a

waving sheet of blue, a mass of flowers growing wild on a hillside, and

in sight of it, but still in the shade of the trees, we sit down for

lunch and to give the coolies a rest.

Several times during the run we have noticed shrines with images of

little foxes before them, some clean and new, but some weather-worn and

grown over with lichen. As Yosoji unpacks the lunch he tells us these

are Shinto shrines put up in honour of the god of rice. It seems very

appropriate to hear this now, just as we are going to fare merrily on

hard-boiled eggs, a tiny chicken, and plenty of rice, finishing up with

those astonishing bright-coloured cakes, which we have learnt to eat

without fear. We rest a long time, and all except you smoke contentedly,

watching the blue films curl upward under the still foliage; and then up

and on once more.

[Illustration: OUR DINNER IN A JAPANESE INN.]

It is nearly five o'clock before we reach our destination, a little

village, with a rather famous inn, not very far from the sea. In fact,

as we approach we can see the blue water shining out only about a mile

away across a flat expanse broken by hummocky sandhills. The village is

one long straggling street of thatched huts, rather like huge beehives,

with broad eaves. Our rickshaw men, who have been showing signs of

exhaustion, make a gallant effort at the last, and run us up to the door

of the inn in fine style. The inn stands on legs raised a foot or two

from the ground, and is well built, with solid wooden posts and a tiled

roof. It is two storeys high and has verandahs round both floors.

As our men let down the shafts of the chairs for us to alight, two women

and a man in native dress come out on to the verandah, and immediately

fall down on their faces before us, with their foreheads on the ground.

I don't know how you feel about it, but not having been born in the

purple this sort of thing is embarrassing to me, and I wish they

wouldn't! I have a vague idea that I ought to rise to the occasion by

taking their hands and saying, "Rise, friend, I also am mortal," or

something like that!

Yosoji, of course, does all the talking, and with a great deal of bowing

and volumes of flowing language, arranges for us to stay here the night,

requesting us to pass on into the house. In the porch it is evidently

expected that we should take off our boots, so we do, and they are

stowed away in a little pigeon-hole, while we are offered instead large

and awkward pairs of slippers like those we had at the mosques. You

reject them, preferring stocking feet, and you have the best of me, for

the next move is to go up a very slippery ascent like a ladder that is

trying to grow into a staircase. While you hop along gaily I leave one

slipper behind on the last rung, and in trying to recover it slip and

bark my shin! However, when it is retrieved, I take off the other and,

carrying them both in my hand, mount quite easily.

[Illustration: FUJIYAMA.]

The room we go into is specklessly clean, and through the wide sliding

panels, which are open on to the verandah, we see a glimpse of the blue

sea. The floor is made of mattresses in wooden frames neatly fitted

together, and is quite soft and comfortable to the feet; boots with

heels would certainly be out of place here. In a little alcove on one

side is a miniature tree such as those you sometimes see offered for

sale in England now, and behind it a quite beautiful sketch of Fujiyama

on a scroll. There is no other furniture at all, but when our luggage is

brought up we can sit on the baskets. We explain to Yosoji that we would

greatly like--first, a hot bath, after the heat and dust of the journey,

and next some food. Presently in comes the little Japanese maid whom we

saw on her face at the door in company with her master and mistress.

She prostrates herself at once, and with her forehead against the floor

says something, indrawing her breath in a most accomplished hiss. Do you

think we ought to do it back again?

[Illustration: IN COMES THE LITTLE MAID.]

Yosoji interprets that with great good luck the hot water is ready, and

if we go down now we can have a bath. Our things have been brought up,

so selecting a few clean garments we go once more along the polished

passage and down that dangerous ladder, then through a room, presumably

the kitchen, which is quite full of people, on to a covered-in verandah

on one side of the house, where two large shining brass basins stand on

a sink, and an iron tub stands on the floor, with its own fire beneath

it like a copper; clouds of steam arise from it. But what catches our

attention most quickly is an amiable Japanese man, who, clad in a very

slight garment, has evidently just had a bath. We can see he has been

pouring the contents of the basins over himself, and letting the water

run away between the wooden slats of the floor, so we wait for them to

be refilled for us. All the people who were in the kitchen have by this

time drifted in here, and stand in interested contemplation of our

proceedings. "Which is the bath?" I ask Yosoji. He motions toward the

tub of boiling water. "But that's too hot; we shall be boiled sitting on

the top of a fire," I explain. Thereupon a great commotion ensues,

embers are raked out, and there is much running about and chattering.

The Japs themselves take their baths at a temperature which would peel

the skin off our bodies. As the water is still too hot, even when the

fire has been removed, we wait for it to cool, and meantime I ask where

is the other bath, as there are two of us? This produces great

consternation in Yosoji; who ever heard of each person having a bath to

himself? The notion is absurd. He knows the ridiculous prejudice of the

English, who do not like to use the same water as the Japanese, but, as

it happens, this water is perfectly clean, for even the gentleman who

has just gone out did not use it. Is it possible we can't use it, one

after the other? I ask him what state the water gets into when half a

dozen people have been boiled in it, one after another, and he tells me

that it is in no state at all, for, of course, etiquette does not allow

them to use soap actually in the bath! Well, we must manage somehow;

when they clear out we can tip some of the hot water into that second

basin and use it afterwards. Meantime they all stand, gaily expectant,

smiling affably. I explain to Yosoji that we can't undress before the

crowd, and he seems to think my ideas most extraordinary. In Japan

people always bathe in a garment and have not the least objection to

doing it in full view of the street.

With considerable difficulty our absurd scruples are made clear to the

assembled company, who reluctantly depart, defrauded of their fun, and

draw close the sliding screen.

Then--yah--it _is_ hot! We manage to tip out two good basins full and

fill up with cold water from a tin pail which stands near. Well, we both

find it very refreshing. You go first, and while I am revelling in the

hot water I hear a dismayed exclamation, "Oh, the towels!" and see you

holding up a tiny thing no bigger than a table-napkin, embroidered in a

wandering blue pattern. There are two for each, and though they are

little more than pocket-handkerchiefs we must make them do.

When we get back to our rooms in a more or less steamy condition, we

find that the screens, which are made of paper framed in wood, have been

drawn, and outside them wooden shutters have been fastened. The room is

very close, and there isn't an inch open for ventilation. After a long

expostulation with Yosoji we are allowed to have the outer shutters open

an inch or two, though he explains they must be shut and bolted before

we go to bed at night or the police will be down upon us. There are two

loose, flowing Jap gowns lying ready for our use, and very delightful

they are. As they are quite clean we slip into them instead of coats and

laugh across at each other. In comes the little maid, once more

prostrating herself, then she goes out and returns with a lacquered tray

on tiny legs a few inches high. This she sets on the floor, and after a

considerable interval, during which she has brought up many tiny dishes

and bowls, she suddenly seats herself on one side of the tray and

motions to us to begin.

We wriggle across the floor inelegantly and squat opposite to her. The

first thing we see are two steaming bowls of soup; we make short work of

these, drinking from the bowl, and find at the bottom some tough-looking

bits of something. Then we discover all at once there are no knives,

forks, or spoons, only chopsticks, like forks with one prong. We try to

fish out the bits of something, but even when we have caught them the

result is not satisfactory; it is like eating leather. Next comes bowls

of rice, and if it was difficult before, it is doubly so now. I should

certainly never be able to pick up grains of rice with a chopstick while

that solemn little maid sits opposite; it would take a Cinquevalli to do

it! I make a desperate attempt and explode suddenly, the maid giggles,

you roar, and even Yosoji, who is somewhere in the background, begins

tittering. After this the ice is broken; we entreat Yosoji to get the

maid away without hurting her feelings, and when she has departed we

finish the rice with our fingers. There are various other things--beans

which can be skewered on the chopsticks, and funny little bits of stuff

like mixed pickles, but even when we have eaten everything we are as

hungry as when we began. Just as we are realising it our little friend

appears again with a decent-sized fish on a dish, decorated with onions,

and we quickly fall to, using a funny kind of bean-paste made up like a

cake, instead of bread. By the time we have finished we are rather fishy

but very much more satisfied.

The meal taken away, our handmaiden slides back a panel in the more

substantial side of the room, which is of wood, and produces various

stuffed rugs which she spreads on the ground--these are called _futon_,

and are very like our useful friend the _rezai_; we have some of our own

to add to them, and altogether the beds look so comfortable that we are

quite ready to get into them at an early hour. Having lit a Chinese

lantern at one end of the room before the little picture recess, a

sacred place in every Japanese household, the maid retires for the

night, and so does Yosoji. Only then do we discover that for pillows

they have given us tiny wooden stools, not unlike the national clogs,

only slightly larger! These we are supposed to place in the crick of the

neck; having tried it you declare that if you slept at all that way you

would certainly dream you were lying on the block to be beheaded, so

instead you choose the lid of one of the baskets, which, being yielding,

makes not half a bad pillow.

Good-night!

After a profound sleep I am awakened by a flood of light, and sit up

with a start, to find myself in bed before an admiring crowd. The

sliding panels opening on to the verandah have been pushed back, and

there stand my landlord and landlady, and the little maid-servant, and

several other persons, bowing and prostrating themselves and asking

innumerable questions, to which, as there is no Yosoji, I can give no

answers. Everyone in Japan asks questions, I find; it is supposed to

show a polite interest in you. I feel rather awkward sitting up there

among my futon and making a series of little jerks meant to be bows, and

I am glad when you wake up too and help me a little. You are not so shy,

it seems, for you hop out of your rugs and dance to the verandah,

revelling in the light and sunshine.

An hour later we have had a sluice down with cold water from the brass

basins, eaten a most unsatisfying and unsubstantial breakfast, much like

the dinner the night before, minus the fish, and are out to visit the

village schools, at the suggestion of Yosoji, before going on.

They are worth visiting! I never saw anything quite so quaintly pretty

as these rows of little dolls in their brilliantly gay garments, tied up

with their big sashes. They are sitting on the floor and laboriously

making strokes with a paint-brush. That is to say, they are learning to

write. The Chinese writing is not an alphabet like ours, but each

complicated symbol stands for an idea, and there are thousands and

thousands of them. It takes a child seven years even to learn fairly

what will be necessary in after life.

These little mites are not making complete signs, but just doing one

stroke again and again, all over a large sheet of paper, and when they

have learnt that they will go on to another, until one complete symbol

is mastered. The writing is done by brush-work instead of with a pen,

and is more like artistic painting than stiff writing. Suddenly the

teacher gives a signal, and the tiny tots rush out into the air, and

dance and play and run and twiddle each other round and round like

little kittens; they are so gay and so bright it is quite evident that

Japanese children are not ill-treated.

It is with great reluctance we pick up our luggage, pay our very

moderate bill, and leave this dear little village. Whatever else fades

out of our minds as time goes on I am sure the picture of those gay

children will never be forgotten.

[Illustration: AN INDIAN RESERVATION.]

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