By HARRY STEPHEN KEELER

_Take a board with 64 squares on it. Put a grain of wheat on the

first square--two on the second--four on the third. Keep doubling in

this manner and you will find there isn't enough wheat in the world

to fill the sixty-fourth square. It can be the same with compound

interest._

On the 201st day of the year 3221 A.D., the professor of history at the

University of Terra seated himself in front of the Visaphone and

prepared to deliver the daily lecture to his class, the members of which

resided in different portions of the earth.

The instrument before which he seated himself was very like a great

window sash, on account of the fact that there were three or four

hundred frosted glass squares visible. In a space at the center, not

occupied by any of these glass squares, was a dark oblong area and a

ledge holding a piece of chalk. And above the area was a huge brass

cylinder; toward this brass cylinder the professor would soon direct

his subsequent remarks.

In order to assure himself that it was time to press the button which

would notify the members of the class in history to approach their local

Visaphones, the professor withdrew from his vest pocket a small

contrivance which he held to his ear. Upon moving a tiny switch attached

to the instrument, a metallic voice, seeming to come from somewhere in

space, repeated mechanically: "Fifteen o'clock and one minute--fifteen

o'clock and one minute--fifteen o'clock and one min--" Quickly, the

professor replaced the instrument in his vest pocket and pressed a

button at the side of the Visaphone.

As though in answer to the summons, the frosted squares began, one by

one, to show the faces and shoulders of a peculiar type of young men;

young men with great bulging foreheads, bald, toothless, and wearing

immense horn spectacles. One square, however, still remained empty. On

noticing this, a look of irritation passed over the professor's

countenance.

But, seeing that every other glass square but this one was filled up, he

commenced to talk.

"I am pleased, gentlemen, to see you all posted at your local Visaphones

this afternoon. I have prepared my lecture today upon a subject which

is, perhaps, of more economic interest than historical. Unlike the

previous lectures, my talk will not confine itself to the happenings of

a few years, but will gradually embrace the course of ten centuries, the

ten centuries, in fact, which terminated three hundred years before the

present date. My lecture will be an exposition of the effects of the

John Jones Dollar, originally deposited in the dawn of civilization, or

to be more precise, in the year of 1921--just thirteen hundred years

ago. This John Jon--"

At this point in the professor's lecture, the frosted glass square which

hitherto had shown no image, now filled up. Sternly he gazed at the head

and shoulders that had just appeared.

"B262H72476Male, you are late to class again. What excuse have you to

offer today?"

From the hollow cylinder emanated a shrill voice, while the lips of the

picture on the glass square moved in unison with the words:

"Professor, you will perceive by consulting your class book, that I have

recently taken up my residence near the North Pole. For some reason,

wireless communication between the Central Energy Station and all points

north of 89 degrees was cut off a while ago, on account of which fact I

could not appear in the Visaphone. Hence--"

"Enough, sir," roared the professor. "Always ready with an excuse,

B262H72476Male. I shall immediately investigate your tale."

From his coat pocket, the professor withdrew an instrument which,

although supplied with an earpiece and a mouthpiece, had no wires

whatever attached. Raising it to his lips, he spoke:

"Hello. Central Energy Station, please." A pause ensued. "Central Energy

Station? This is the professor of history at the University of Terra,

speaking. One of my students informs me that the North Pole region was

out of communication with the Visaphone System this morning. Is that

statement true? I would--"

A voice, apparently from nowhere, spoke into the professor's ear. "Quite

true, Professor. A train of our ether waves accidently fell into

parallelism with a train of waves from the Venus Substation. By the most

peculiar mischance, the two trains happened to be displaced, with

reference to each other, one half of a wave length, with the unfortunate

result that the negative points of one coincided with the positive

points of maximum amplitude of the other. Hence the two wave trains

nullified each other and communication ceased for one hundred and

eighty-five seconds--until the earth had revolved far enough to throw

them out of parallelism."

"Ah! Thank you," replied the professor. He dropped his instrument into

his coat pocket and gazed in the direction of the glass square whose

image had so aroused his ire. "I apologize, B262H72476Male, for my

suspicions as to your veracity--but I had in mind several former

experiences." He shook a warning forefinger. "I will now resume my

talk."

"A moment ago, gentlemen, I mentioned the John Jones Dollar. Some of you

who have just enrolled with the class will undoubtedly say to

yourselves: 'What is a John Jones? What is a Dollar?'

"In the early days, before the present scientific registration of human

beings was instituted by the National Eugenics Society, man went around

under a crude multi-reduplicative system of nomenclature. Under this

system there were actually more John Joneses than there are calories in

a British Thermal Unit. But there was one John Jones, in particular,

living in the twentieth century, to whom I shall refer in my lecture.

Not much is known of his personal life except that he was an ardent

socialist--a bitter enemy, in fact, of the private ownership of wealth.

"Now as to the Dollar. At this day, when the Psycho-Erg, a combination

of the Psych, the unit of esthetic satisfaction, and the Erg, the unit

of mechanical energy, is recognized as the true unit of value, it seems

difficult to believe that in the twentieth century and for more than ten

centuries thereafter, the Dollar, a metallic circular disk, was being

passed from hand to hand in exchange for the essentials of life.

"But nevertheless, such was the case. Man exchanged his mental or

physical energy for these Dollars. He then re-exchanged the Dollars for

sustenance, raiment, pleasure, and operations for the removal of the

vermiform appendix.

"A great many individuals, however, deposited their Dollars in a

stronghold called a bank. These banks invested the Dollars in loans and

commercial enterprises, with the result that, every time the earth

traversed the solar ecliptic, the banks compelled each borrower to

repay, or to acknowledge as due, the original loan, plus six

one-hundredths of that loan. And to the depositor, the banks paid three

one-hundredths of the deposited Dollars for the use of the disks. This

was known as three percent, or bank interest.

"Now, the safety of Dollars, when deposited in banks, was not absolutely

assured to the depositor. At times, the custodians of these Dollars were

wont to appropriate them and proceed to portions of the earth, sparsely

inhabited and accessible with difficulty. And at other times, nomadic

groups known as 'yeggmen' visited the banks, opened the vaults by force,

and departed, carrying with them the contents.

"But to return to our subject. In the year 1921, one of these numerous

John Joneses performed an apparently inconsequential action which caused

the name of John Jones to go down in history. What did he do?

"He proceeded to one of these banks, known at that time as 'The First

National Bank of Chicago,' and deposited there, one of these disks--a

silver Dollar--to the credit of a certain individual. And this

individual to whose credit the Dollar was deposited was no other person

than the fortieth descendant of John Jones who stipulated in paper which

was placed in the files of the bank, that the descendancy was to take

place along the oldest child of each of the generations which would

constitute his posterity.

"The bank accepted the Dollar under that understanding, together with

another condition imposed by this John Jones, namely, that the interest

was to be compounded annually. That meant that at the close of each

year, the bank was to credit the account of John Jones's fortieth

descendant with three one-hundredths of the account as it stood at the

beginning of the year.

"History tells us little more concerning this John Jones--only that he

died in the year 1931, or ten years afterward, leaving several children.

"Now you gentlemen who are taking mathematics under Professor

L127M72421Male, of the University of Mars, will remember that where any

number such as X, in passing through a progressive cycle of change,

grows at the end of that cycle by a proportion p, then the value of the

original X, after n cycles, becomes X(1 + p)^n.

"Obviously, in this case, X equalled one Dollar; p equalled three

one-hundredths; and n will depend upon any number of years which we care

to consider, following the date of deposit. By a simple calculation,

those of you who are today mentally alert can check up the results that

I shall set forth in my lecture.

"At the time that John Jones died, the amount in the First National Bank

of Chicago to the credit of John Jones the fortieth, was as follows."

The professor seized the chalk and wrote rapidly upon the oblong space:

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