PAYING THE FOOTING.

Now, it don't matter a bit what sort of clay a pot's made of, if when

it's been tried in the fire it turns out sound and rings well when it's

struck. If I'm only common red ware, without even a bit of glaze on me,

and yet answer the purpose well for which I'm made, why I'm a good pot,

ain't I, even if I only hold water? But what I hate is this--to see the

pots that we come against every day of our lives all on the grumble and

murmur system, and never satisfied. The pot of common clay wishes he

was glazed, and the glazed pot wishes he was blue crockery, and the blue

crock pot wishes he was gilt, and the gilt pot ain't satisfied because

he ain't china; and one and all are regularly blind to the good they

have themselves, and think their neighbours have all the pleasures of

this world. They're so blind that they can't see the flaws in some of

the china. "Oh! if I had only been that beautiful vase!" says the

common yellow basin that the missus washes the tea-things up in--"Oh! if

I had only been that beautiful vase!" says the basin, alluding to a

piece of china as stands on our mantel-piece--a vase that I picked up

cheap at a sale. Why, the jolly old useful basin can't see the cracks,

and flaws, and chips in our aristocratic friend; he can't see the

vein-like marks, where he has been put together with diamond cement, nor

that half-dozen brass rivets let into him with plaster of Paris. There,

go to, brother yellow basin; and look alive, and learn that old saying

about all not being gold that glitters. Aristocratic china is very

pretty to look at--very ornamental; but if we put some hot water into

the mended vase, and tried to wash up in it, where would it be, eh?

Tell me that; while you, brother yellow basin, can bear any amount of

hard or hot usage; and then, after a wipe out, stand on your side, dry,

and with the consciousness of being of some use in this world; while the

bit of china--well, it is werry pretty to look at, certainly. It's

werry nice to look at your heavy swell--the idle man of large means, who

gives the whole of his mind to his tie or his looking-glass; the man

with such beautiful whiskers, and such nice white hands; and when you've

done looking at him you can say he's werry ornamental, werry chinaish,

but he ain't much good after all. But there; instead of grumbling about

having to work for your living, just thank God for it. Look at your

dirty, black, horny fists: stretch 'em out and feel proud of them, and

then moisten 'em, and lay hold of whatever tool you work with, and go at

it with the thought strong on you that man had mind, hands, and power

given him to work with; and though toil be hard sometimes, why, the rest

after 's all the sweeter; while over even such poor fare as bread and

cheese and an onion there's greater relish and enjoyment than the china

vase gets over his _entrees_, which often want spice and

_sauce-piquante_ to help them down. Man wasn't meant to be only

ornamental; so don't grumble any more about being a yellow basin.

But don't mistake me in what I mean; don't think I turn up my nose at

china: it's right enough in it's way, and at times vastly superior to

your common crockery. I honour and feel proud of the china pots which,

having no occasion to work, throw aside idleness, and with the

advantages of power and position, work, and work hard--work with their

heads, and do great things--men who live not to eat, but eat to live and

benefit their fellows in some way. Don't mistake my meaning, for I

don't want to make a man look with contempt on those above him; but

learn to see how that, whatever his position in life, he can do some

good, and that he is of service; and above all things, learn to see that

your yellow basin--your working man--is of quite as much value in this

world of ours as the china ornaments of society, whose aim and end is

often to--there I'm almost ashamed to say it--to kill time.

"Thou saidst they was good crows, Tommy; and they was nobbut booblins,"

says the old Lincolnshire man who wanted a rook pie, and bought his

rooks without seeing them, when they proved poor half-fledged birds; and

what lots of us believes what others say,--takes things for granted; and

after all only gets "booblins" for our dinner. If men would only judge

for themselves--look before they leap--turn the china ornament up and

look at the cracks and rivets, or, even if it is sound, consider how

frail, fragile, and useless it is--they would be a little more satisfied

with their own lot in life, and not be so given to grumbling. Things

are precious hard sometimes, but that's no reason why we should make

them harder by our own folly. We see and know enough of the misery of

our great towns, and I mean to say that we have ourselves to thank for a

good--no, I mean a bad--half of it. Now, just take away--I wish we

could--just take away out of London all the dirt, all the drunkenness,

and all the other vice, and how do you think it would look then, eh?

You can't tell me; but I can tell you something: it would ruin half the

doctors, half the undertakers, and three parts of the brewers, and

gin-spinners, and publicans; and that being rather a strong dose for any

man to digest at one sitting, I'll let you think it over without putting

any more on that subject. I won't go on preaching about the everlasting

pipe that men make a common tunnel or chimney to carry off all the sense

in their heads through the abuse of tobacco; nor yet say anything about

drowning the good feelings of his heart by the abuse of beer; for I want

to get to the way in which yellow basins get jarring together, as if

they were never happy till the fresh one that comes amongst them is

cracked, and on the way to join the rest of the potsherds over whose

dust we walk during our journey of life.

I want to talk about "paying your footing;" for there was a paragraph in

a paper only a few days ago that brought up a good many old thoughts on

old subjects. Now, this paragraph gave an account of a poor chap--at

Sheffield, I think--being ill-used by his fellow-workmen for not paying

his footing.

Now, I'll just ask any decent, honest, hard-working man, whether he can

imagine anything that comes nearer to dead robbery than making a poor

fellow, just took on at any trade, pull out perhaps his last coin to

find beer for a pack of thoughtless fellows who don't want it, and who

would be better without it. I've opened my mouth on this subject

before, but it will bear touching again; for I think it a disgrace to

the British workman to keep up such dirty, mean old practices. I'm not

preaching total abstinence or anything of the kind; let every man take

his own road. I for one love a good glass of ale at proper time and

place; but sooner than drink at the expense of a poor, hard-up

fellow-worker, I'd drink water to the death.

I've seen it all again and again--in busy London, and in the sweet

country, where you can draw a hearty breath laden with vigour between

every stroke of hammer, or trowel, or brush--and I say that the sooner

the custom is kicked out of the workshop the better. If it must be kept

up, and men won't turn it out, why, then, let them put the boot on the

other foot, and treat the new comer.

Nice young fellow comes into our shop once, fresh out of the country.

Times had been very flat, and he looked terribly seedy. He'd come out

of one of your little offices where a man's printer, and bookbinder, and

all; and he was one of your fellows as would take a book, paste end

leaves on, and then leather away with a twelve-pound hammer at the

beating stone till the impression was all gone, and it was solid as a

board, take and nip it in the press, then sew the back, fit up his bands

in the sewing frame, and stitch the whole book; end leaves again, and a

bit o' paste in your first section; then glue your back, round him,

ravel out your bands, lace on your boards, and then sharpen up the

plough-knife, and cut all the edges smooth as glass; sprinkle or marble,

red edge or gilt and burnish--what you will; and then, how's it to be,

cloth? Well, then, cut out, and glue on. Half-calf? Cut up your

leather, pare and trim your corners and back bit; and then, when the

open cartridge paper back is dry, and the head bands firm, pop on your

leather, then again your marble paper; paste down the end leaves; nip

the book in the plough press, and there you are, ready for gilding the

back and lettering to taste; or you may paste down your end leaves when

you've done.

But that ain't our way in town; ours is mostly cheap publication work,

done in fancy cloth; and a country hand might well feel strange to see

gals doing all the folding and stitching; one set of men at the

glue-pot, another set trimming edges with a great carving-knife, another

set rounding backs, another set cutting millboards, others making the

fancy cloth covers, others lettering and gilding with a machine, and so

on--division of labour, you know--when there the books are, stacks of

them--big stacks too; while if it wasn't for this scheming and working

the oracle the binding would never be done.

Well, this young fellow was working aside me; and he was put on at the

trimming--which is the cutting the edges of new books to be bound in

cloth; for if they were pressed too hard the ink would set off on to the

opposite sides; while this being considered as only the first binding

till they get thoroughly dry, only the front and bottom of the book is

cut. You do the rest with your paper-knives. Well, we're paid

piecework--fair money, you know--so much a dozen or score, so that a man

has what he earns; and with my hands all corny and hard, I was letting

go at a good rate, while my poor mate aside me was fresh at that work,

and doing precious little good beyond blistering his hands and making

his fingers sore; and I could see with half an eye as his bill would

only be a small one o' Saturday.

Now, the rule in most shops in London is, take care of yourself, and let

others look out o' their own side; but I never found myself any the

worse off for helping a lame dog over a stile: so I kept on giving my

mate a lift in the shape of a word here or there, so that he got on a

little better, but very slowly; for a man can't fall into the knack of

it all at once. But he'd a good heart, and that "will do it" sorter

stuff that makes men get on in the world and rise above their fellows;

and he stuck at it till I saw him tear a strip off his handkerchief and

bind it round his chafed finger, so that the blood shouldn't soil the

books; and though he didn't say much, I could see by his looks as he

thanked me.

Towards afternoon, while the foreman was out of the way, one of the men

comes up for this new chap's footing; and being a big shop, where good

wages were made, it was five shillings. I didn't take much notice, for

it warn't my business; but I saw the young fellow colour up and

hesitate, and stammer, as he says,--

"You must let me off till wages are paid;" but my gentleman begins to

bluster, and he says,--

"That comes o' working aside Tom Hodson, a scaly humbug as never paid

his own footings; but we ain't a-going to stand any more o' that sort o'

thing; and if you can't come the reg'lar, you'll soon find the place too

hot to hold you."

I felt as if I should have liked to give my man one for his nob, but

went on with my work; and after a bit more rowing, they left the young

chap alone; for I could see how the wind lay--he hadn't got the money,

and no wonder; but all that afternoon and next morning the chaps were

pitching sneers and jeers about from one to another; about the workus,

and a lot more of it, till, being quite a young chap, I could see more

than once the tears in his eyes. Everybody cut him, and when he asked a

civil question no one would answer; and after tea the second night, when

I got back, there was a regular chorus of laughter, for the young chap

was standing red and angry by his lot of books, where some one had been

shying a lot o' dirty water over them, so as would spoil perhaps four

shillings' worth of sheets, and get the poor chap into a row as well as

having to pay for them.

Now, when we went to tea that night, I'd on the quiet asked him how he

stood, and lent him the money, thinking it would be better paid, for

they'd always have had a spite against him else; and now seeing this I

felt quite mad and spoke up:--

"Looks like one of that cowardly hound Bill Smith's tricks," I says; and

Bill, being a great hairy, six-foot-two fellow, puts on the bully, and

comes across the shop to me as if he was going to punch my head.

"If you can't pay _your_ footing," he says to me, "don't think as we're

a-goin' to take it in mouth; so just shut up," he says, "and mind your

own business;" and then, afore I knew what was up, that slight little

fellow with cheeks flaming, and eyes flashing, had got hold of Bill, big

as he was, and with his fingers inside his handkerchief, shook away at

him like a terrier does a rat--shook him till his teeth chattered; and

the great cowardly bounceable chap roared for mercy, and at last went

down upon his knees, while, with his teeth set, that young fellow shook

him till the whole shop roared again with laughter.

"Give it him, little 'un," says one; "Stick to him, young 'un," says

another; while big Bill Smith looked as if he was being murdered, till

the young chap sent him over against a plough-tub, where he knocked

against a glue-kettle, and the half-warm stuff came trickling over his

doughy white face, and he lay afraid to move.

"There's your beggarly footing," says the young chap, shying down two

half-crowns on the big bench; and then, without another word, he walked

to his place and tried to go on with his work.

I never did see a set of men look more foolish in my life than ours did

that night; and first one and then another slipped into his work, till

all were busy; while them two half-crowns lay on the table winking and

shining in the gaslight, and not a man had the face to come forward to

pick them up and send for the beer.

Last of all, it was getting towards seven, when, now quite cool, the

young chap beckons one of the boys and sends him out for two gallons and

a half of sixpenny; and when it came, goes himself and pours for the

whole shop, even offering the pot to Bill Smith; but he wouldn't take

it, but growled out something, when the whole shop laughed at him again,

and the rest of that evening he got chaffed awfully.

Next morning I'd been thinking how to get some fresh sheets stitched in

the young chap's books, so as to be as little expense as possible, and

when I got to the shop he was there looking at his heap, when I found

that though working men do wrong sometimes, there's the real English

grit in them; and here, before we came, if the chaps hadn't walked off

the damaged copies, shared them amongst 'em, and put fresh ones from

their own heaps, so as it never cost my young mate a shilling.

But it's a bad system, men. Have your beer if you like, but don't ask a

poor hard-up fellow to rob self, wife, and child to pay his footing.

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