The fraternities of Cornell University gave home and social comforts to
students, rich and popular enough to be invited to join them. Each
fraternity had its own spacious house, with its staff of servants, where
the members lived during the college year.
Every first-year man had the ambition to join one, which if he attained
assured him a luxurious home during the four years he spent in Ithaca.
One evening, three weeks after Tessibel's secret visit to her father in
the city jail, twenty fraternities were preparing all the practical
jokes which boyish minds could concoct, with which to initiate their new
candidates to full membership. Five new men were to join the "Cranium"
fraternity. The house of this society stood high upon the eastern hill
above the lake and overlooked the forest-mantled town. The first story
of the building contained the smoking, dining, billiard and two drawing
rooms. Above were sleeping chambers and private studies for the
students, and annexed to the house proper was a small stone structure
built purposely for the initiation of the new members.
On this night all interest was centered upon the annex where Frederick
Graves, Dan Jordan, Billy Dillon, Oscar Brown and Jimmy Preston were to
be taken through the "stunts."
In the afternoon the five young men had been locked in one of the
student's rooms, and told that they would receive their dinner during
the proceedings that evening. The gravity which had settled upon the
upper classmen frightened the three smaller candidates, for Billy, Oscar
and Jimmy were miniatures in size compared to Dan Jordan and Frederick
Graves.
"Do you think they are going to hurt us," asked Billy Dillon, turning to
the two larger students. "I don't want to be hurt--I like the thought of
being a fraternity man, but I don't want to go through any business that
will injure me."
"Neither do I," put in Oscar Brown. "I promised my mother--"
"It won't be well with you fellows if those chaps downstairs hear you
talking that way," cautioned Jordan, "besides the initiation is only
fun, and any of us are willing to stand jokes."
After a three-hour wait, a group of sophomores, and the freshmen's
tormentors--appeared upon the scene and ordered the candidates to follow
them into the dreaded annex. In this "torture chamber" the older
members, juniors and seniors, seated on benches placed around the wall,
were waiting gravely the arrival of their victims.
The honors of the occasion had been given into the hands of the
sophomores, and as they trailed in followed by the quaking applicants, a
hush fell over the expectant members of the society.
The five freshmen were ordered to stand in a row, and Richard Hall, the
spokesman of the second-year class, came forward, holding up one hand in
mock reverence.
"Gentlemen," he began, "I first christen you all in the name of the
'Cranium' Fraternity. I give you, Dillon, the name of 'Swipes.' You,
Brown, shall be dubbed 'Shorts'--here he hesitated an instant, perusing
a slip of paper which lay on the table beside him--Preston, you may add
another 'S' to make a trio--your name shall be 'Spuddy.'"
Hall allowed his eyes to gaze reflectively upon Dan Jordan.
"To a big fellow like you, Jordan," he resumed, "I give 'Captain.'" His
voice dropped as if he had either overlooked or forgotten Frederick, and
the young fellow waited expectantly.
Suddenly Hall flashed him a glance, then dropped his eyes with twitching
lips.
"'Parson' is good enough for you, Graves."
Sweeping the five candidates with his searching gaze, he took up the
speech again--
"If at any time your fraternity brothers desire to call you by your new
names and you refuse to answer, you shall receive the punishment which
goes with disobedience."
"Gentlemen," he said again, dismissing the last subject with a wave of
his hand, "it gives us great pleasure to receive you into this
fraternity, but before we can give you full membership it is necessary
for us to go through a few more formalities."
Hall's eye fell in hesitation upon the ponderous form of Dan Jordan.
"You will all no doubt soon see the value of prompt obedience," his
voice rang out, and a smile touched each corner of his lips, but faded
instantly.
The three little freshmen moved uneasily--Hall, with a touch of irony in
his tones, directed the rest of his instructions to them.
"We have decided," resumed the speaker, "to initiate you fellows all at
one time."
Oscar Brown sighed in relief. "Misery loves company," and if the society
had any indignities to bestow, he would not be alone.
"We have found it necessary in times past," Hall took up again with a
tragic tone in his voice, "to use discipline upon such occasions as
this, and if by chance an incoming member becomes obstreperous, we
employ a friend to help us--he holds an honored position in our
fraternity ... Mr. Manchester, introduce 'Mazuka.'"
The sophomore thus adjured, stepped nimbly to the corner, and lifting
from a hook a long vicious-looking carpet beater, brought it toward
Hall.
"Handle him with reverence," shouted the spokesman, taking it carefully
in his hands and turning it over with a benign smile. "Many a time has
'Mazuka' done good service for this frat! You will understand," the
freshmen heard him say, "that an indecorous smile on any of your faces
will immediately call for three strokes from 'Mazuka,'" and he waved the
carpet beater threateningly, "and for disobedience you will get five. We
will now proceed to business. 'Captain' Jordan and 'Parson' Graves,
please step forward ... Blindfold the eyes of those two, Frank," Hall
ended, addressing one of his classmates near him.
He turned to a group of his companions--and after whispering with them,
came back saying aloud--"that's a good one to begin with."
Directing his eyes upon Jordan, he said:
"Down upon the floor and scramble like an egg, Captain."
A titter came from Billy Dillon.
"Duck that fresh chicken for laughing," shouted Hall, "and give him
three strokes of the 'Mazuka.'"
A sophomore brought a pail of cold water, and two other students,
grasping the little fellow, immersed his curly head in it. They then
stood him on his feet and laid the carpet beater three times across his
back. Billy almost wished he had not chosen the fraternity life, but the
others were suffering with him, which made it easier than if he had been
alone.
Meanwhile Dan Jordan was industriously trying to imitate a cooking egg.
"Scramble, Captain, scramble," cried a sophomore, prodding Jordan with a
stick.
"Cook the 'Parson,' too," shouted some one, and Frederick was ordered to
follow the movements of his friend.
A faint flush mounted to the broad brow of the minister's son and he
hesitated.
"Bring the 'Mazuka,'" commanded Hall, and the eager sophomore rushed up
with the persuader.
"Scramble, you," he roared, waving the carpet beater dangerously near
Frederick's head, and down beside his strapping friend dropped the
dignified Frederick--two more long legs, and two more heavy arms were
wiggling over the floor.
"Those eggs are burning, give them some grease," suggested a senior from
his seat near the wall.
An agile, willing sophomore snatched a bucket of water and emptied its
contents over the two floundering giants. As the icy bath submerged the
freshmen, Dan Jordan, sputtering and gasping, bounded to his feet.
"Five strokes of the 'Mazuka' for the 'Captain,'" shouted the delighted
Manchester waving the carpet beater, "he got up without permission."
Three students held Jordan fast and the little sophomore, dancing with
glee, belabored the huge half "scrambled egg," each blow resounding
through the room.
"There! I guess that will hold him a while," chuckled the chastiser,
putting the carpet beater under his arm, his face reflecting the
pleasure of well-performed duty.
Frederick, wet and looking very bored, was still flopping about the
floor, and after passing a few more remarks about rotten eggs and
undignified positions, the sophomores allowed him to stand up.
"Now put the wet booby in the corner," ordered Hall, and Frederick was
accordingly led away.
Oscar Brown and Jimmy Preston, a little pale after witnessing Dan
Jordan's punishment, were then told to come forward. Both trembled
perceptibly as they were blindfolded by a sophomore and commanded to lie
upon their backs upon the floor.
"You fellows are going to get that dinner we promised you now," he said,
stooping over the frightened prostrate students, and giving the bandages
a last tightening pull; "the first course consists of something you are
sure to like, and we guarantee them to be absolutely fresh. Bring the
supper in, for these kids are hungry!"
Some one brought a dish and the two boys could plainly hear the rattle
of the cover as it came off.
"Open your mouths," came the next command.
Oscar Brown timidly opened his lips and waited, but Jimmy Preston,
thinking the joke had gone far enough, obstinately refused to open his
lips.
Bang! came the carpet beater over the side of his leg, and his mouth
flew open like a trapdoor.
"That's just a little reminder for you to do as you are told, Spuddy,"
the wielder of the "Mazuka" laughed.
"Here's the dinner, boys," cried Hall, "and I bet you can't imagine what
we've brought you.... Do you know what that is, 'Shorts'?"
Brown shivered, for something snake-like and cold was drawn across his
cheek.
"It's an angle worm," continued the speaker, "and you're going to eat
it.... Don't be afraid, 'Spuddy,' you needn't wiggle, you are going to
have one, too," he added the last part of the sentence, seeing a shudder
pass over the form of the other blindfolded boy.
"Keep your mouths wide open," shouted a senior.
Simultaneously the two boys felt the promised but undesirable dinner
drop into their mouths. With a groan Oscar Brown rolled over on his side
and allowed his portion to fall slowly out. But Jimmy Preston, amid
howls of joy from the onlookers, jumped to his feet and tore the bandage
from his eyes.
"No fraternity for me," he yelled. "I've never heard of such a dirty
trick. If you fellows--"
His disgusted gaze fell upon the plate held by a sophomore convulsed
with laughter. Jimmy rubbed his eyes, blinked, and looked again--blank
astonishment taking the place of his anger. In the dish were only a few
strings of cold cooked macaroni.
"Golly! What a fool I am," and Jimmy glanced about upon the grinning
faces with a sheepish air.
"That's what you are alright," said Manchester, trying to be serious and
securing a better grip upon the carpet beater. "Who said you could take
that bandage off. That will cost you five strokes of the 'Mazuka.' ...
Here, fellows, hold him on his stomach over that chair, so that I can
get in some of my fine strokes.... One ... two ... three ... four ...
five ..."
Jimmy was jerked to his feet, the injured expression upon his sorrowful
face plainly showing Manchester that his strokes had been telling ones.
"There! We're through with you for to-night, 'Spuddy,' old boy," said
Manchester, proudly feeling his biceps. "Go sit down ... if you can,"
and Jimmy limped away with a muttered "thank heaven."
During a conference in undertones, amid giggling and snickering, Richard
unfolded a new plan. Then he said in a loud voice,
"One of you fellows see if the surgeon is here yet. And hurry back."
Billy Dillon who had remained in trembling silence during the
proceedings, received his bandage without a complaint, although his face
was ashy pale, and his knees shook beneath him as Hall approached.
What did they want a doctor for? They surely wouldn't do--anything bad
enough to need a surgeon. Thoughts like these went racing through his
frightened mind, the sophomore leading him in terrifying darkness to a
chair near by. Silence fell upon the room, and all that Billy could hear
was his own excited breathing, made louder by the explosive beats of his
heart.
"Swipes," he heard Hall say, "we've decided that we can't stand that
pretty face of yours around, but as we like you and don't want to send
you away, we will change the expression on it. A gash on each of those
rosy cheeks will alter your whole appearance, so much, that not one of
your lady friends will ever recognize you again. In after days, when you
grow to be a man, you will thank us for this. Frank, tell Dr. Wallace to
come in."
A pause ... and Billy heard the door open and close, and someone coming
toward him, the person smelling strongly of drugs.
"Is this the unfortunate young man," asked a strange, but not altogether
unfamiliar voice.
"Yes," Billy heard Hall answer in heartbroken tones, "and please,
doctor, do the best you can for him."
"Oh, we'll fix him alright in just about a minute," responded the
strange voice. "Mr. Hall, will you please hold his arms, for when
patients are excited they sometimes forget themselves, and ... now ...
my instruments, please."
Billy's arms were held tightly behind him, and for a moment he heard
nothing--then came to his ears the sound of a box being unclasped
and--horror of horrors--the rattle of surgical instruments.
Would they dare cut his face? Why his father would--
Billy felt the cold blade of the knife touch his flesh, and hot blood
run down to his chin.
Upon this he became possessed by the strength of a giant. Jerking his
hands loose he struck out with all his might, his fist hitting something
with the force of a kicking donkey. There was a sound of some one
falling and a roar of laughter went up from the students as Billy was
grasped by what seemed a thousand hands. The bandage was snatched from
his eyes and he looked upon a sorry sight. Manchester, the expert
wielder of the Mazuka, had failed as a surgeon. He lay a few feet away
amid pieces of broken ice, which he had pretended was a surgical
knife--his coat bespotted with hot milk which represented poor Billy's
blood, and his left hand clasped tightly over a swollen eye.
"What hit me?" gasped the fictitious Dr. Wallace.
"What hit Manchester, fellows?" one of the seniors managed to howl out
to the convulsed fraternity members.
"I believe that rascally freshman did it," exclaimed Manchester
excitedly, "bring me the 'Mazuka,' and I'll put a bunch on him that
never will come off."
"Gee Whiz! Look at his eye," some one called out.
This brought Manchester to a standstill.
"What's the matter with it," he groaned, putting his hand again to his
face, "is it gone?"
The lids were puffed shut, and were rapidly darkening. Richard Hall,
laughing uproariously, held a pocket mirror for the young sophomore to
peep into. After a moment's contemplation of his bruised face,
Manchester came forth in a hoarse whisper,
"That freshman's got to die--If I only ... had an ax," and his one eye
gazed wildly around in search of a weapon.
"Come, come, Teddy Manchester," soothed a tall senior, "we'll arrange
with the freshman alright. Don't work yourself into unnecessary
excitement."
"And he shall use all his spending money for your tobacco, Teddy, for
the entire year," cajoled Hall, "and black your boots and brush your
clothes, into the bargain, and besides you will get a chance to get even
at the Freshmen's Banquet," he whispered.
"Gentlemen," he concluded, turning with a winning smile upon the
assembled society, "we have five new members in the 'Cranium'
Fraternity."