SCRAPS FROM CHAPS.

A famous old mill has been burned to the ground. None other than that

situate upon the river Dee, where a certain jolly miller sang songs

and earned the envy of "bluff King HAL" in days of old, wearing the

white flour of a blameless life. He also wore a white hat, for the

purpose, it is said, of keeping his head warm. The modern miller wears

one in summer to keep his head cool. No doubt he found it useful at

the fire. Great thing to keep a cool head on such occasions. The

mill has now been destroyed by fire four times. There was an ancient

prophecy, according to a local paper, that it was doomed to be burned

down three times. This Delphic oracle would, of course, have inspired

the simple gentlemen of old Greece to give up insuring after the third

fire. Probably the modern "miller of the Dee" has committed a paradox,

and profited by a lofty disregard for his prophet.

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All Saints Church, Old Swan, is the first Liverpool church which has

adopted the innovation of lady choristers wearing the new surplices

and caps, which have been specially designed for their use. The

surplices are quite unlike those used by the clergy; they are more

like dolmans. The caps are of the shape worn by a D.C.L., and are made

of violet velvet. One of the most cogent reasons for their adoption

is expressed by the Rev. Canon WILKINSON, who, as appears from the

_Sheffield and Rotherham Independent_, writes thus:--"Since these

garments have been introduced, the offertories in the church have been

increased by at least one-third."

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INTERNATIONAL DISCOURTESY.--The French law, it seems, requires the

owner of a yacht, in which he is himself sailing, to supply stores of

victual and drink for his crew. A French yacht put in at Dartmouth,

says the _Field_, and the Dartmouth Custom-house officials darted

down on her, and made the owner pay for what he used of his own. "They

manage these things better in France." This would have been indeed, "a

This would have been indeed, "a 'Custom' more honoured in the breach

than in the observance."

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