EXTRACTED FROM THE DIARY OF TOBY, M.P.

[Illustration: "Standing at Bar."]

_Thursday, June 9._--The great strength of the Liberal Party lies in

its illimitable resources of Leadership. When in ordinary times Mr. G.

is away, there is either the SQUIRE OF MALWOOD or JOHN MORLEY to take

his place. Now, in these last days of dying Parliament, the Squire

follows Mr. G.'s leadership even to extent of stopping away from

House. JOHN MORLEY been here for short while to-night, but as soon as

he saw House comfortably in Committee he, too, departed. Seemed as

if Opposition, thus deserted, would stagger blindly on till it fell

in some ditch. At critical moment BOBBY SPENCER quietly appeared

on scene; naturally and irresistibly dropped into seat of Mr. G. on

otherwise almost empty front Bench. No sounding of drums or braying of

trumpets. BOBBY quietly walks up, brushing past ATHERLY JONES standing

at the Bar, and takes his proper place.

[Illustration: "Question! Question!"]

Effect upon House instant and soothing. Prince ARTHUR looks up

relieved. No one more interested in presence of strong hand on the

rein of Opposition than the Leader of the House. Business immediately

settles down to even and rapid pace. It is generally understood that

BOBBY is desirous that the Government shall have every assistance

given them in disposing of the remaining business. ALPHEUS CLEOPHAS

shows himself a little restive. Here is a great opportunity fleeting

past; vote after vote put from Chair agreed to almost as rapidly as it

can be recited. After half-a-dozen have been galloped through, ALPHEUS

CLEOPHAS moves uneasily in his seat. Anxiously watches the youthful

figure seated on front Bench. Bang goes another Million. ALPHEUS

CLEOPHAS can sit it no longer; jumps up and wants to know something.

BOBBY, half-turning, regards him with grave eyes. Speaks no word, but

ALPHEUS CLEOPHAS knows what is passing through his mind; his fluent

speech falters; presently he sits down, shrivelled up, as it were,

under the reproachful glance of the new Leader. Thus the hours pass,

and the votes too, till by midnight all the money is voted for the

Navy, and whole blocks of Civil Service Estimates have been passed.

[Illustration: Poltalloch.]

_Business done._--Supply voted with both hands.

_Friday._--Army Estimates on in Committee of Supply. Gather from

general conversation that things are awful. FRASER, V.C., says they

are going to the dogs. WALTER BARTTELOT "going," as he sometimes asks

permission to do, "one step farther," says they've gone. STANHOPE

evidently expecting an assault on his Department, brought in with

him a stout stick. "When JULIUS 'ANNIBAL PICTON got up just now, and

gave a brief _résumé_ of the operations in which his great ancestor

defeated FLAMINIUS and SERVILIUS at the Lake of Thrasymenus; pretty

to see how STANHOPE almost involuntarily made a pass at him with the

stick.

"Question! Question!" cried STUART WORTLEY, from behind the SPEAKER's

chair.

"This is the question," retorted J.A.P., "or it is at least leading

me up to it. I am about, Mr. COURTNEY, to show how, supposing the War

Office at Carthage had been managed on the same principles as those

which govern the conduct of the Right Hon. Gentleman, my illustrious

ancestor, instead of routing the enemy, would have fled from the face

of FLAMINIUS, scuttled off before SERVILIUS, and would never have

lived to vanquish VARROW at Cannes."

"You rather had STANHOPE there," said POLTALLOCH meeting J.A.P. in

the Lobby afterwards, and shouting down at him a few words of hearty

encouragement.

_Business done._--Another gallop through the Votes.

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