The affair was so far from having the interest promised, that I turned

from it towards the neighboring streets of humble old-fashioned houses,

and wondered in which of them it would have been that forty-three years

before a very home-sick, very young American, going out to be a consul

in Italy, stopped one particularly black midnight and had a rasher of

bacon. It seemed to me that I was personally interested in this

incident, as if I had been personally a party to it, and it was recalled

for my amusement, how a little old man, in a water-side fur cap of the

Dickens type, came to the front-door of that humble house, and, by the

dim light of the candle he bore, recognized the two companions of the

young American, who had made friends with them on the journey from

London, where they dwelt, and where they had left all their aspirates

except a few which they misplaced. I think they must have been

commercial travellers going to Paris upon some business occasion, and

used to the transit of the Channel, which was much more dependent then

than it is now, in its beginnings and endings, on the state of the tide,

so that it was no surprise either for them or for that old man to meet

at midnight on his threshold in a negotiation for supper. He set about

getting it with what always calls itself, in no very intimate relation

to the fact, cheerful alacrity, and at a rather smoky fire in the parlor

grate he set the tea-kettle singing, and burned the toast, and broiled

the bacon, which he then put sizzling before his guests, famished, but

gay and glad of heart. Even the heavy heart of the very homesick, very

young American was lifted by the simple cheer; and it seemed to him that

while there might have been and doubtless would be better bacon, there

actually was none half so good in the world. He had no distinct

recollection of the Channel crossing afterwards, and so it must have

been good, and he could recall little of the journey to Paris or the

sojourn there. Being as proud as he was poor, he travelled second-class

incognito, but some sense of an official quality must have transpired

from his mysterious reticence, for at Paris when they were taking

different trains from the same station, one of those good fellows came

to his car-window to shake hands. It was in that dark hour of the civil

war when the feeling between England and America was not the affection

of these halcyon days, but the good fellow put it in the form of a

kindly gibe. “I say,” he mocked, holding the American’s hand, “don’t

make it too ’ot to ’old us, down there?” Then he waved his hand and

disappeared, smiling out of that darkness of time and space which has

swallowed up so many smiling faces.

That darkness had swallowed up the humble Folkestone house, so that it

could not be specifically found, but there were plenty of other quaint,

antiquated houses, of which one had one’s choice, clinging to the edge

of the sea, and the foot of the steep which swells away towards Dover

into misty heights of very agreeable grandeur. In the narrow street that

climbs into the upper and newer town, there are curiosity shops of a

fatal fascination for such as love old silver, which is indeed so

abundant in the old curiosity shops of England everywhere as to leave

the impression that all the silver presently in use is fire-new. There

are other fascinating shops of a more practical sort in that street,

which has a cart-track so narrow that scarce the boldest Bath chair

could venture it. When it opens at top into the new wide streets you

find yourself in the midst of a shopping region of which Folkestone is

justly proud, and which is said to suggest to “the finer female sense,”

both London and Paris. Perhaps it only suggests a difference from both;

but at any rate it is very bright and pleasant, especially when it is

not raining; and there are not only French and English modistes but

Italian confectioners; one sees many Italian names, and their owners

seem rather fond of Folkestone, of which they may mistake the air for

that of the Riviera. I wish they would not guard so carefully from the

people at the Leas Pavilion the secret of the meridional ice-cream.

* * * * *

This street of shops (which abounds in circulating libraries) soon

ceases in a street of the self-respectful houses of the local type, and

from the midst of these rises the bulk of the Pleasure Gardens Theatre,

to which I addicted myself with my love of the drama without even the

small reciprocity which I experience from it at home. In the season, the

Pleasure Gardens adjacent are given up to many sorts of gayety, but

during our stay there was no merriment madder than the hilarity of a

croquet tournament; this, I will own, I had not the heart to go and pay

sixpence to see.

But at no season does Folkestone cease to be charming, if not in itself,

then out of itself. A line of omnibusses as well as a line of public

automobiles runs to the delightful old village of Hythe, which is mainly

a single street of low houses, with larger ones, old mansions and new

villas on the modest heights back of its sea-level, where the sea is

first of all skirted by a horse-car track. The cars of this pass the

ruins of certain old martello towers between the sea and the long canal

dug at the beginning of the last century as part of the defences against

the Napoleonic invasion, apparently in the hope that such of the French

as escaped the dangers of the Channel would fall into the canal and be

drowned. But the chief object of interest at Hythe, beside the human

interest, is the ancient church. It is of the usual mixture of Norman

and Gothic characteristic of old English churches, but it has the

peculiar merit of a collection of six hundred skulls, which with some

cords of the relative bones wellnigh fill the whole crypt. These sad

evidences of our common mortality are not æsthetically ordered, as in

the Church of the Capuchins at Rome, but are simply corded up and ranged

on shelves. The surliest of vergers ventures no fable such as you would

be very willing to pay for, and you are left to account for them as you

can, by battle, by plague, by the slow accumulation of the dead in

unremembered graves long robbed of their tenants. It is hard for you, in

the presence of their peculiar detachment, to relate these smiling

ground-plans of faces--

“Neither painted, glazed nor framed,”--

to anything at any time like the life you know in yourself, or to

suppose that there once passed in these hollow shells, even such poor

thoughts as do not quite fill your own skull to bursting.

It is, nevertheless, rather a terrible little place, that crypt, and you

come out gladly into the watery sunshine, and stray among the tombs,

where you are not daunted by the wide bill-board conspicuously erected

near the entrance with the charges of corporation, vicar and sexton for

burial in that holy ground, lettered large upon the panel. That is the

English outrightness, you say, that is the island honesty, and you try,

rather vainly, to match it with a like publication in such a place at

home which should do us equal credit. Other

[Illustration: THE ANCIENT CHURCH AT HYTHE]

things were very like country graveyards at home, though not those

strange, coffin shapes of stones which lie on so many graves in Kent,

and keep the funeral fact so strongly before the living. But there were

the grass-grown graves; the weather-beaten monuments, the wandering

brambles, the ineffectual flowers. Besides, there was the ever present

ivy, ever absent with us; and over the Gothic portal of the church was a

grotesque, laughing mask, with open mouth, out of which a sparrow flew

from her nest somewhere within the wrinkled cheeks. As if that were the

signal for it the chimes began to ring in the square, gray church tower,

and to fill the listening air with the sweetest, the tenderest tones.

The bells of St. Leonard’s at Hythe are famous for their tenderness,

their sweetness, and it was no uncommon pathos that flowed from their

well-tuned throats, and melted our hearts within us. Doubtless at the

same hour of every afternoon the forbidding verger returns to the crypt

which he has been showing to people all day at threepence a head, and

weeps for the hardness of his manner with emotional tourists. At any

rate the bells have made their soft appeal to him every afternoon for

the hundred and fifty-eight years since 1748, when a still older tower

of the church fell down, and they were put up with the new one.

The church-yard was half surrounded by humble houses of many dates, and

we came down by one of these streets to the main thoroughfare of Hythe

at the moment two little girls were wildly daring fate at the hands of

the local halfwit, who was tottering after them, with his rickety arms

and legs flung abroad as he ran, in his laughter at their mocking. It

was a scene proper to village life anywhere, but what made us localize

it in the American villages we knew was coming suddenly on the low

wooden cottage which stood flush upon the sidewalk, exactly in the way

of wooden houses of exactly the same pattern, familiar to our summer

sojourn in many New England towns. It might have stood, just as it was,

except for its mouldering and mossgrown tile-roof, on any back street of

Marblehead, or Newburyport, or Portsmouth, New Hampshire; yet it seemed

there in Hythe by equal authority with any of the new or old brick

cottages. There are in fact many wooden houses, both old and new, in

Hythe and Sandgate, and other sea-shore and inland towns of the

Folkestone region; the old ones follow the older American fashion in

their size and shape, and the newer ones the less old; for there are

summer cottages of wood in the style that has ultimately prevailed with

us. Many by the sea emulate the æsthetic forms of these, but in brick,

and only look like our summer cottages at a distance. The real wooden

houses when not very ancient, are like those we used to build when we

were emerging from the Swiss chalet and Gothic villa period, and the

jig-saw still lent its graceful touch in the decoration of gable and

veranda; and they are always painted white.

In all cases they either look American or make our houses of the like

pattern look English in the retrospect. On the line of the South Eastern

Railway in Kent are many wooden stations of exactly the sort I remember

on the Fitchburg Railroad in Massachusetts. They could have been

transposed without disturbing their consciousness; but what of the

porter at one of the Kentish stations whom I heard calling the trains

with the same nasal accent that I used to hear announcing my arrival at

n’Atholl, and n’Orange, Massachusetts? Was he a belated Yankee ancestor,

or was the brakeman of those prehistoric days simply his far

progenitor? Is there then nothing American, nothing English, and are we

really all one?

In the window of the little pastry shop at Hythe where we got some

excellent tea, there were certain objects on a lavish platter whose

identity we scarcely ventured to establish, but “What are these?” we

finally asked.

“_Doughnuts_,” the reply came, and we could not gasp out the question:

“But where are the baked beans, the fish-balls?”

We might well have expected them to rise like an exhalation from the

floor, and greet us with the solemn declaration, “We are no more

American than you are, with your English language, which you go round

with here disappointing people by not speaking it through your nose. We

and you are of the same immemorial Anglo-Saxon tradition; we are at home

on either shore of the sea; and we shall attest the unity of the race’s

civilization in all the ages to come.”

This would have been a good deal for the baked beans and the fish-balls

to say, but it would not have been too much. In that very village of

Hythe, where we lunched the Sunday after in a sea-side cottage of such

an endearingly American interior that we could not help risking praise

of it for that reason, there was a dish which I thought I knew as I

voraciously ate of it. I asked its honored name, and I was told, “Salt

haddock and potatoes,” but all the same I knew that it was inchoate

fish-balls, and I believe they had left the baked beans in the kitchen

as more than my daunted intelligence could assimilate at one meal. The

baked beans! What know I? The succotash, the chowder, the clam-fritters,

the hoe-cake, the flapjacks, the corned-beef hash, the stewed oyster,

with whatever else the ancient Briton ate--

“When wild in the woods the noble savage ran,”

and felt his digestion affected by a weird prescience of his

transatlantic posterity.

They do not serve hot tamales on the Leas of Folkestone yet, and perhaps

they never will, now that our national fickleness has relegated to a

hopeless back-numbership the hot-tamale-man, in his suit of shining

white with his oven of shining brass, and impoverished our streets of

their joint picturesqueness. It is possible that in the season they

serve other sorts of public food on the Leas, but I doubt it, for the

note of Folkestone is distinctly formality. I do not say the highest

fashion, for I have been told that this is “the tender grace of a day

that is dead” for Folkestone. The highest fashion in England, if not in

America, seeks the simplest expression in certain moments; it likes to

go to little sea-shore places where it can be informal, when it likes,

in dress and amusement, where it can get close to its neglected mother

nature, and lie in her lap and smoke its cigarette in her indulgent

face. So at least I have heard; I vouch for nothing. Sometimes I have

seen the Leas fairly well dotted with promenaders towards evening;

sometimes, in a brief interval of sunshine, the lawns pretty fairly

spotted with people listening in chairs to the military band. On bad

days--and my experience is that out of eighteen days at Folkestone

fourteen are too bad for the band to play in the Pavilion, there is a

modest string-band in the Shelter. This is a sort of cavern hollowed

under the edge of the Leas, where there are chairs within, and without

under the veranda eaves, at tuppence each, and where the visitors all

sit reading novels, and trying to shut the music from their

consciousness. I think it is because they dread so much coming to “God

Save the King,” when they will have to get up and stand uncovered. It is

not because they hate to uncover to the King, but because they know that

then they will have to go away, and there is nothing else for them to

do.

Once they could go twice a day to see the Channel boats come in, and the

passengers sodden from seasickness, limply lagging ashore. But now they

are deprived of this sight by the ill-behavior of the railroad in timing

the boats so that they arrive in the middle of lunch and after dark. It

is held to have been distinctly a blow to the prosperity of Folkestone,

where people now have more leisure than they know what to do with, even

when they spend all the time in the dressing and undressing which the

height of the season exacts of them. Of course, there is always the

bathing, when the water is warm enough. The bathing-machine is not so

attractive to the spectator as our bath-house, with the bather tripping

or limping down to the sea across the yellow sands; but it serves

equally to pass the time and occupy the mind, and for the American

onlooker it would have the charm of novelty, when the clumsy structure

was driven into the water.

I have said yellow sands in obedience to Shakespeare, but I note again

that the beach at Folkestone is reddish-brown. Its sands are coarse, and

do not pack smoothly like those of our beaches; at Dover, where they

were used in the mortar for building the castle, the warder had to blame

them as the cause of the damp coming through the walls and obliging the

authorities to paint the old armor to keep it from rusting. But I fancy

the sea-sand does not enter into the composition of the stucco on the

Folkestone houses, one of which we found so pleasantly habitable. Most

of the houses on and near the Leas are larger than the wont of American

houses, and the arrangement much more agreeable and sensible than that

of our average houses; the hallway opens from a handsome vestibule, and

the stairs ascend from the rear of the hall, and turn squarely, as they

mount half-way up. But let not the intending exile suppose that their

rents are low; with the rates and taxes, which the tenant always pays in

England, the rents are fully up to those in towns of corresponding size

with us. Provisions are even higher than in our subordinate cities,

especially to the westward, and I doubt if people live as cheaply in

Folkestone as, say, in Springfield, Massachusetts, or certainly Buffalo.

For the same money, though, they can live more handsomely, for domestic

service in England is cheap and abundant and well-ordered. Yet on the

other hand, they cannot live so comfortably, nor, so wholesomely. There

are no furnaces in these very personable houses; steam-heat is undreamed

of, and the grates which are in every room and are not of ignoble size,

scarce suffice to keep the mercury above the early sixties of the

thermometer’s degrees. If you would have warm hands and feet you must go

out-of-doors and walk them warm. It is not a bad plan, and if you can

happen on a little sunshine out-of-doors, it is far better than to sit

cowering over the grate, which has enough to do in keeping itself warm.

One could easily exaggerate the sense of sunshine at Folkestone, and yet

I do not feel that I have got quite enough of it into my picture. It was

not much obscured by fog during our stay; but there were clouds that

came and went--came more than they went. One night there was absolute

fog, which blew in from the sea in drifts showing almost like snow in

the electric lamps; and at momently intervals the siren horn at the

pier lowed like some unhappy cow, crazed for her wandering calf, and far

out from the blind deep, the Boulogne boat bellowed its plaintive

response. But there was, at other times, sunshine quite as absolute. Our

last Sunday at Folkestone was one of such sunshine, and all the morning

long the sky was blue, blue, as I had fancied it could be blue only in

America or in Italy. Besides this there remains the sense of much

absolute sunshine from our first Sunday morning, when we walked along

under the Leas, towards Sandgate, as far as to the Elizabethan castle on

the shore. We found it doubly shut because it was Sunday and because it

was not yet Whitmonday, until which feast of the church it would not be

opened. It is only after much trouble with the almanac that the

essentially dissenting American discovers the date of these church

feasts which are confidently given in public announcements in England,

as clearly fixing this or that day of the month; but we were sure we

should not be there after Whitmonday, and we made what we could of the

outside of the castle, and did not suffer our exclusion to embitter us.

Nothing could have embittered us that Sunday morning as we strolled

along that pleasant-way, with the sea on one side and the sea-side

cottages on the other, and occasionally pressing between us and the

beach. Their presence so close to the water spoke well for the mildness

of the winter, and for the winds of all seasons. On any New England

coast they would have frozen up and blown away; but here they stood safe

among their laurels, with their little vegetable gardens beside them;

and the birds, which sang among their budding trees, probably never left

off singing the year round except in some extraordinary stress of

weather, or when occupied in plucking up the sprouting peas by the

roots and eating the seed-peas. To prevent their ravage, and to restrict

them to their business of singing, the rows of young peas were netted

with a somewhat coarser mesh than that used in New Jersey to exclude the

mosquitoes, but whether it was effectual or not, I do not know.

I only know that the sun shone impartially on birds and peas, and upon

us as well, so that an overcoat became oppressive, and the climb back to

the Leas by the steep hill-side paths impossible. If it had not been for

the elders reading newspapers, and the lovers reading one another’s

thoughts on all the benches, it might have been managed; but as it was

we climbed down after climbing half-way up, and retraced our steps

towards Sandgate, where we took a fly for the drive back to Folkestone.

Our fly driver (it is not the slang it sounds) said there would be time

within the hour we bargained for to go round through the camp at

Shorncliff, and we providentially arrived on the parade-ground while the

band was still playing to a crowd of the masses who love military music

everywhere, and especially hang tranced upon it in England. If I had by

me some particularly vivid pots of paint instead of the cold black and

white of print, I might give some notion in color of the way the

red-coated soldiery flamed out of the intense green of the plain, and

how the strong purples and greens and yellows and blues of the

listeners’ dresses gave the effect of some gaudy garden all round them;

American women say that English women of all classes wear, and can wear,

colors in their soft atmosphere that would shriek aloud in our clear,

pitiless air. When the band ceased playing, and each soldier had paired

off and strolled away with the maid who had been simple-heartedly

waiting for him, it was as gigantic tulips and hollyhocks walking.

The camp at Shorncliff is for ten thousand soldiers, I believe of all

arms, who are housed in a town of brick and wooden cottages, with

streets and lanes of its own; and there many of the officers have their

quarters as well as the men. Once these officers’ families lived in

Folkestone, and something of its decay is laid to their removal, which

was caused by its increasing expensiveness. Probably none of them dwell

in the tents, which our drive brought us in sight of beyond the

barrack-town, pitched in the middle of a green, green field, and lying

like heaps of snow on the verdure. The old church of Cheriton, with a

cloud of immemorial associations, rose gray in the background of the

picture, and beyond the potential goriness of the tented field a

sheep-pasture stretched, full of the bloodless innocence of the young

lambs, which after imaginably bounding as to the tabor’s sound from the

martial bands, were stretched beside their dams in motionless exhaustion

from their play.

It was all very strange, that sunshiny Sunday morning, for the soldiers

who lounged near the gate of their camp looked not less kind than the

types of harmlessness beyond the hedge, and the emblems of their

inherited faith could hardly have been less conscious of the monstrous

grotesqueness of their trade of murder than these poor souls themselves.

It is all a weary and disheartening puzzle, which the world seems as far

as ever from guessing out. It may be that the best way is to give it up,

but one thinks of it helplessly in the beauty of this gentle, smiling

England, whose history has been written in blood from the earliest

records of the heathen time to the latest Christian yesterday, when her

battle-fields have merely been transferred beyond seas, but are still

English battle-fields.

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