LETTER I.

Havre--Description of the Town--The Mapseller--Manners of the

People--Law of Inheritance--State of Agriculture--Town and Country

Poverty--Foreign Trade--The Custom House, a School for

Perjury--System of Passports--The French Diligence--Rouen--The

Cathedral--Joan of Arc.

_June 30th, 1835._

I have half a mind to describe this town to you. It has twenty thousand

inhabitants, is at the mouth of the Seine, and twenty-four hours from

Paris. The houses are high, and mostly of black slate, and patched often

till nothing is seen but the patches, and mushrooms, and other

vegetables, grow through the cracks. Villages in America have an air of

youth and freshness harmonising with their dimensions. Small things

should never look old. This town presents you with the ungracious image

of a wrinkled and gray-headed baby. The streets, except one, have no

side walks; they are paved with rough stone, and are without gutters and

common sewers; the march of intellect not having arrived at these

luxuries. The exception is the “_Rue de Paris_;” it has “_trottoirs_,” a

theatre, a public square, a market-house, a library with six thousand

volumes, and a church very richly furnished, the organ presented by

Cardinal Richelieu. I have been to the church this morning, to pay the

Virgin Mary the pound of candles I owed, for my preservation at sea. The

prettiest improvement I have seen (and it is no miracle for a town of so

much commercial importance) is a dock, cut in from the bay along the

channel of an old creek, which contains three or four hundred ships, a

goodly number of which wear the American flag; it runs through the midst

of the town, and brings the vessels into a pleasant sociability with the

houses. When the tide is high, these vessels ride in their own element;

when low, you see a whole fleet wallowing in the mud; and passengers, to

get to sea, have to wait the complaisance of both wind and tide often a

whole week.

But step out through the _Rue de Paris_, a little to the north, and you

will see a compensation for all this ugliness. It is a hill, running

boldly up to the water’s edge, whose south side, several hundred feet

high, is smothered with houses, which seem to be scrambling up the

acclivity to get a look at the town; and the entire summit is covered

with beautiful villas, and gardens rich with trees and shrubbery, and

hedges, which at this season are a most luxurious ornament. Many

American families, having grown rich here by commerce, are perched

magnificently upon this hill. The view from the top is charming! The old

town, in its motley livery of houses, ships, and fortifications, spreads

itself out at your feet; on the west, there is an open view of the

channel, and all the pretty images of a commercial port, such as vessels

in the near and distant prospect, coming into harbour and going out upon

their voyages; and on the south, and beyond the bay into which the Seine

flows, is a fine romantic country of field and woodland, which runs

gradually up, undulating like the sea, till it meets the blue sky. It is

charming, too, in the night; for as soon as Mercury has hung out his

lamps above, these Havrians light up theirs in the town, and set up a

little opposition to the heavens; and there you are between two

firmaments, which of a fine evening is a fantastic and gorgeous

spectacle. This is the Havre. It is the first thing I ever described,

and I am out of breath.

And now the customs and manners. I have had dealings with

hackney-coachmen, porters, pedlars, and pickpockets, and have found them

eminently qualified in their several departments. In strolling last

evening through the streets, going only to frank a letter at the post

office, I remarked a person crying maps by a wall side. He walked up and

down with arms folded, and had a grave and respectable face:--“_A trente

sous seulement! C’est incroyable! A trente sous!_” I wished to look

after a place in Normandy called Helleville; the very place where

Guiscard and, that other choicest of all ladies’ heroes, Tancred were

born. Only think of Tancred being born in the department of Coutance,

and being nothing but a Frenchman; and only think, too, of the

possibility of taking a piece of gold out of a man’s waistcoat pocket at

mid-day, the owner being wide awake, and in full enjoyment of his

senses. I had no sooner made my wants known to this polite auctioneer

than, with a _civilité toute Française_, he placed the map before my

eyes--that is, between the eyes and the waistcoat pocket, and

himself just behind the left shoulder, and assisted me in the

search--“_Hell--Hell--Hell--Helleville!--le voilà, monsieur!_” He then

resumed his walk and looked out for new customers; and I, with a return

of his bow and smile, and a grateful sense of his politeness, took

leave, and pursued my way contentedly, “not missing what was stolen,” to

the post-office. Here I took out my letter, had it stamped, and put my

hand complacently in my pocket, and then went home very much disgusted

with the French nation. To be robbed at the Havre brings no excuse for

one’s wit or understanding: in Paris, it is what one expects from the

civilization of the capital.

The porters, coachmen, draymen, boatmen, and such like, about the Havre,

are wrangling and noisy to excess. They burst out into a fury every few

minutes, but it always terminates innocently. It reminds one of our

militia musketry; there is a preliminary, and then a general explosion,

and then a few scattering cartridges, and all ends in smoke. They seldom

resort to duelling, and boxing is considered vulgar; and as for oaths,

they make no sort of figure in French. In the article of swearing, we

are ahead, I believe, of all other nations. In their common

intercourse, however, these people are much more respectful than we are

to their betters and to one another. Mr. Boots, for no other reason than

bringing your shoes in well polished, insists on your “pardon for having

deranged you;” and the beggar takes leave of his fellow-beggar with his

“respects to madam.” But these respects, I have heard, do not bear the

test of any twopenny interest. There is no civility that stands against

sixpence.

This common world is more social, and in appearance more joyous, than

with us. It huddles together in public places, with wonderful

conversation and merriment, till a late hour of the night; and what a

quantity of green old age! grandmothers of sixty with their hair _en

papillote_, are playing hide and go-seek with twenty-five. After all,

what signifies the degree of poverty or age, if one is happy? Another

remarkable thing is, the respect paid to property. Benches on the public

squares are handed down to posterity with no other marks than the

natural wear and tear of sitting on them; vegetables grow by the

way-side untrodden, and gardens and fields offer their fruits without

hedge or fence, or any visible protection. I have talked these matters

over with a Frenchman, who says, that it is the last generation only

that lives at this rate, and that the present one dies off at a very

reasonable age. The truth I believe is, that we, in our country, keep

old persons inside the house; we wrap them up and lay them on the shelf,

and ennui and neglect, no doubt, abridge a little their duration.

As for the security of property, he ascribes it entirely to a certain

shepherdly swain, very common here, who wears red breeches, and is

coiffed in a cocked hat, with one of the cocks exactly over his nose,

called a _Garde Champêtre_, who watches day and night over the safety of

the fields. A curiosity of the place is the peasant women, whom you will

see mixed fantastically with the citizens in the market, and flocking in

and out in great numbers at the town gate. Labour and the sun have worn

all the feminine charms out of their faces, and they have mounted up

over these ugly faces starched and white caps two stories high, in which

they encounter all sorts of weather; they are seated on little asses, a

large basket at each side, in which they carry vegetables to market, and

carry back manure for the crops of the next year. The American

intercourse is so quickened by railroads and steamboats, that the

characteristics of town and country are almost effaced; here they wear

yet their distinct liveries.

And now the antiquities. I visited, this morning, a trumpery old palace

of Charles V.; also a round tower, built, they say, by that great tower

builder, Julius Cæsar; and returning through a solitary alley, I

stumbled accidentally upon a monument of more precious memory, the

birthplace of the author of Paul and Virginia. It is a scrubby old hut,

with a bit of marble in front containing his name and day of nativity.

Genius seems to have but mean notions of the dignity of birth; Pindar

was born in the slough and vapours of Bœotia, and St. Pierre in this

filthy alley of the Havre.

And now the politics. The children here are apportioned equally, and

cannot be disinherited. All the father can dispose of by will, is a

half, third, or fourth, of the estate, according as he has one, two, or

more heirs. This kind of succession cuts up the land into small patches,

and thus brings poverty on both town and country. Families being without

capital to improve their agricultural resources, have but little to

spare to the town, and can, therefore, buy but little of its stores and

manufactures; and, from inability to supply the raw materials and

provisions cheap, buy this little at an enhanced price. In this way the

two parties mutually beggar each other. Besides, under this system of

minute divisions, the farming population increases enormously, poverty

increasing in the same ratio.

Two-thirds of the French are already farmers; and in England, where

farming is in so much greater perfection, the ratio is one-third. This

law, too, in rendering the children independent of the father, destroys

his authority and his check upon their conduct; it weakens the motives

to exertion, which arise from fear of want or prospects of future good,

and is consequently unfavourable to intellect and morals. The English

system makes one son only a fool, the French besots the whole family. A

redundant population is the great curse of all these old countries, and

under this system of subdivision, a nation, unless the blessings of war

or the plague intervene, becomes as multitudinous as the Chinese, eating

dogs, and cats, and potatoes, and hutting with cows and pigs; a plough,

as in Ireland, becoming a joint stock possession, and a horse belonging

to a whole neighbourhood.

The French, in spite of the Moscows and Waterloos, have added between

five and six millions to their population of 1789. Agriculture, to be

sure, was improved by the Revolution, by the divisions amongst the

peasantry of the national domains and confiscated property of the

nobles, by the abolition of tithes and game laws, and by bringing the

waste lands into cultivation; but this condition is, or must soon be, on

the reverse. In America, the abundance of idle and cheap land prevents

this calamity for the present. I have travelled a few miles in the

country, and have squeezed what sense I could out of the peasants. I

find that, in all branches of husbandry, a labourer here performs a

fourth less work daily than in America; and in ploughing and reaping,

nearly a third. The French implements, too, are clumsy and bungling;

oxen are yoked by the horns, harrows have wooden teeth, and the plough,

mostly of wood, scratches up the earth instead of turning a furrow.

Another great evil in French politics is, the centralization of every

thing in the metropolis. In our country, each borough or township is an

independent community, and manages its concerns with scarce a sense of

any foreign superintendence. An individual recommends himself to favour

first in his village, then in his county, next in his state, and finally

in the United States; and none glimmer in the last sphere who have not

shone in the first. Here this condition is reversed--there is a

converging of all the rays into one general focus. Paris is the centre,

and there is none but delegated authority any where else. So the French

provinces are out at the heels and elbows, and Paris wears its elegant

and fashionable wardrobe. Your Pottsville has a hundred miles of

railroad, whilst the Havre transports the whole trade of the capital by

a two-wheeled operation she calls the “_roulage_,” and her boats upon

the channel carrying on the intercourse between the two greatest cities

of the world, are about equal to yours, in which you cross over into

Jersey to eat creams with mother Heyle.

A third reason of village and country poverty is, the neglect of

machinery, by which production may be increased with a diminution of

labour. Not a railroad has yet shewn its nose in this place, though it

is the outlet to the foreign trade of one third of the French territory,

including the capital, with its almost a million of inhabitants. They

are cleaning their great dock to-day with a hundred or two of men armed

with spades, whilst a machine is doing the same work upon the Delaware

with three or four negroes. The economists of the French school reason

thus: If this clumsy apparatus is superseded, our workmen will be out of

employ; besides, it is known that the increase of consumers always keeps

pace with the increase of production, and you end where you began.--But

you increase also your strength. Yes, and the difficulties of

government.--You give life to a greater number of human beings. And

little obligations have they for the gift, if they are to run the risk

of being corrupted in this world and punished in the next; and the means

of corruption are greater in a crowded than a thin population; greater

amongst an idle and luxurious, than a simple and laborious people.

The American public was more happy and virtuous with its three millions

than with its ten millions and its railroads. If this is all true, then

the country which has least fertility of soil, and least skill in the

arts of agriculture, is the most favoured by Providence; and the best

system of economy is that which teaches us to procure the least possible

produce with the greatest possible labour. The best employment, too, for

the labourers, would be to plant cucumbers in summer, and extract the

sunbeams out of them, to keep themselves warm in winter. I like the

system which teaches us to increase the sum of human comforts. I think

it is better to live in an improved country, with clean streets and neat

dwellings, than to have the same means of living with a destitution of

such conveniences. I like even to starve with decent accommodations.

A fourth great cause of poverty is, the restriction which these nations

have imposed upon their mutual intercourse, and the produce of each

other’s industry. There is a total disagreement between natural reason

and the custom of all countries on this subject. Nature, by giving us a

diversity of soils, climates, and products, has pointed out the right

objects of industry, and laid all nations under obligations of

dependence and intimacy upon each other; and there is a general struggle

amongst all to counteract this benevolent design. France, for example,

has a natural fitness for wines, and the land producing this wine is

unsuited to any other culture; yet she has so managed as to keep her

wine trade stationary for the last fifty years. England buys her wine,

of inferior quality, from Portugal and Spain, and carries on a greater

trade with the Chinese, her Antipodes, than with France, her next-door

neighbour. All proclaim the benefits of foreign trade, and all legislate

directly to get rid of their foreign customers. In what more direct way

could France prevent the sale of her wines to Russia, Sweden, and

England, than by refusing their coal, iron, woollen manufactures, and

other products, for which they have a natural advantage in return?

But the great struggle of all is to become independent; and yet the very

word implies the extinction of all foreign commerce. The greatest of all

national blessings is assuredly that very dependence we are so eager to

avoid. We cannot become dependent upon a foreign nation without laying

it, at the same time, under a similar dependence. But in case of a war?

This is the very way to make a war impossible. Men do not war against

their own interests. We are dependent upon Lyons for her silks, and her

petitions are now pouring in daily against the impending war with

America; and many think they will go nigh to prevent it. Would not this

war be more remote if the dependence were increased? If I wished to

prevent all future wars with France and England, I would begin by

building a railroad from Paris to London, and removing their commercial

restrictions. Each country would then improve to the uttermost that

industry to which it is most fitted. Intimacies, too, would be improved,

prejudices effaced, and they would become, at length, so dependent upon

each other, that even should a mad or silly government involve them in a

war, their mutual interests would force them to discontinue it.

Of all methods of gathering taxes, that of the Custom-house seems to me

the worst. What an expensive apparatus of buildings! what a fleet of

vessels! what an army of spies! what courts of admiralty! and what an

array of new crimes upon the statute book! A custom-house is a school

for perjury and other vices, and where the first lessons are made easy

for beginners. There is nothing one robs with so little compunction as

one’s country. It is, at the worst, only robbing thirty millions of

people. A sin loses its criminality by diffusion, and may be so expanded

as to be no sin at all.

All the functions of a custom-house are in their nature odious and

vexatious. The first injunction is, to refuse the traveller, wearied of

the sea, the common rites of hospitality on setting his foot upon the

land, to ransack even honest women by impudent police officers, and

subject honourable men to a scrutiny practised elsewhere only upon

thieves. I piqued a Frenchman on board our ship on the venality, which I

had heard of, of the French ports. He replied, that he had been in the

American trade for ten years, and accompanied each of his cargoes to our

ports, for the express purpose of not paying the duties. Why, nothing is

more easy. “There is an officer who examines; we know each other; he

knocks off the top of the boxes, rummages the calico with great fuss and

ceremony, and the silks and jewellery sleep quiet at the bottom.

Whoever,” he says, “pays more than ten per cent. of his duties in any

country, is unacquainted with his business.”

There is another item in European policy--the requirement of

passports--the cost, the delays and vexatious ceremony attending it.

This has incurred abundant reprehension, especially from American

travellers; and there certainly is no other use in such a regulation

than that a set of the most despicable creatures that creep upon the

earth may get a living by it. But when one is used, for a long time, to

see things done in a certain way, one does not conceive the possibility

of their being done in any other way. When I informed an intelligent

Frenchman, of forty years, that even a stranger did not carry a passport

about with him in America, and that we dispensed with all this array of

police officers, and spies, and other such impediments to travelling and

the intercourse of nations, he inferred that there could be no personal

security. That alone, he said, would deter him from residing in the

United States. When I cited against him the example of England, he

remained incredulous, and required the confirmation of a better

authority.

Don’t you imagine that I am going to treat you hereafter to so vulgar a

thing as politics. Events have not yet thickened upon my observation,

and I am obliged to make use of all my resources. If I could afford to

send you blank paper all the way across the Atlantic, I would have

omitted these last pages--hand them over to your husband. The living

here is about equal in the quality of food and price to your best houses

of Philadelphia. The hotels are shabby in comparison with ours; the one

I lodge in has not been washed since the year of the world 1656; but the

cookery and service are altogether in favour of the French. A breakfast

is two francs, a dinner three, and a chamber two. You may count your

daily expenses at a dollar and a half in the best houses. The Havre is

our first acquaintance on the continent, and its history cannot be

without some interest, especially to ladies who are just sighing to go

to Paris. Adieu.

_Rouen, July 3rd, 1835._

What a curiosity of ugliness is a French diligence. It exceeds in this

quality even our American stages. But beauty is sacrificed to

convenience: it carries three tons of passengers and luggage, with a

speed of seven miles an hour. The _coupé_, in front, has three seats,

the _intérieur_, six, and the _rotonde_ as many in the rear, the price

decreasing in the same direction--from the whole, to about the half of

our American prices. There are also three seats aloft. These divisions

are invisible to each other, and represent the world outside--the rich,

the middling, and the poor. If you feel very aristocratic, you take the

whole _coupé_ to yourself, or yourself and lady, and you can be as

private as you please. Each seat is numbered, and the traveller has his

number on the way-bill and in his pocket. A _conducteur_ superintends

luggage, &c., and is paid extra. The team has three horses abreast in

front, and two in the rear, and upon one of the latter is mounted a

postillion. This personage deserves a particular notice. He is immersed

to his middle in a huge pair of boots, making each leg the diameter of

his body; and his body, too, is squeezed into a narrow coat, which being

buttoned to the chin, props his woeful countenance towards the

firmament, so that he corresponds exactly with Ovid’s description of a

man, or rather, he looks like the letter Y upside down. Cracking a whip

he does not regard as an acquirement, but a virtue. He can crack several

tunes; and, in a calm night, serenades a whole village.

The road to Rouen, in the diligence, has nothing in it agreeable. The

land has the ordinary crops, but it is a wide waste of cultivation,

without hedges, or barns, or cottages. The only relief is now and then a

comfortless village, or a solitary and neglected chateau. You swallow a

mouthful of dust at each breath, and you are disgusted at all the

stopping-places by the wailing voices of beggars, old men and women

recommending themselves by decrepitude, and children by rags and

nakedness. The children often run before the diligence for a quarter of

a mile in quest of the charitable _sous_. I soon got out of change, and

then reasoned myself into a fit of uncharitableness. They may be

unworthy, and I shall encourage vice; besides, charity only increases

the breed. What I give to these vagabonds I take from somebody else. I

should otherwise lay it out in some article of trade, and if all do so,

we shall only make a new set of beggars by relieving the old--reduce the

industrious to mendicity by encouraging the idlers. Moreover, I can’t

help all, and I won’t help any, or, if I do help any, I will give to my

own countrymen, and not to these ragamuffin Frenchmen. In this way, you

get along without much affecting the tranquillity of your conscience. My

advice is, that you come by the Seine and the steamboat. It is a passage

of only eight hours, and every one says it will delight you with its

beautiful and romantic scenery.

I suppose you know this is the birth-place of Racine and Fontenelle. It

deserves a passing notice on their account, as also on its own. The

residence of those truculent old Norman dukes who made the world shake

with fear, and gave sovereigns to some of the best nations of Europe,

cannot be an indifferent spot upon the globe. Indeed, we may trace to it

many of our own institutions, as well as a good part of our language.

Our terms of law, the very cries of our courts in Schuylkill county, are

imported from this Old Normandy, of which Rouen is the capital. It is a

fantastic old town, with earthenware tiles, and enclosed between two

mountains, having a mixture of art and nature, which bring each other

out finely into relief. One is delighted to see town in the country, and

country in the town. Here is a large factory, or hotel, and there a set

of gray and tawny-looking hovels, like a village of the Puttawattemies.

The peasants are seen amongst the tops and chimneys of the houses,

cultivating their fields on the sides, and upon the summits, of the

hills, which are arrayed in tufts of woodland, hedges, and pasturage;

and all the avenues leading to the town are beautifully overshaded with

chestnuts and elms. The Seine, too, has its fairy islands and weeping

willows on its banks, and winds along through the middle of the town;

and now and then a steamboat comes up the valley, with a puffing and

fuss that would have made stare even the iron features of old Rollo. One

can see such a town but once, and no one can see it so well as he who

has been used to the fresh and glaring villages of our country. Rouen

has ninety thousand inhabitants, a library of four thousand volumes, a

gallery of paintings, and manufactures of all sorts of calico and other

cotton stuffs; also of velvets, shawls, linen, and bombasins. More than

half the population is engaged directly in these manufactures. My advice

is, that you sleep here one night instead of in the diligence, in

running post to Paris; and in your evening’s walk, I invite you to step

out and see Napoleon’s bridge, which has, in the centre of it, a fine

statue of Corneille.

I went to see that famous piece of venerable antiquity, the Cathedral.

You have its picture in all the “Penny Magazines.” Our guide, who knows

it by heart, told us his tale as follows:--“Gentlemen, this is the tomb

of Rollo, first duke of Normandy; no horse could carry him; had to walk

on foot; died 917. Gentlemen, this is William Longsword, his son and

successor; was on the point of taking the frock to be a monk, but was

basely assassinated by Arnaud, Count of Flanders.” (And the devil a monk

was he.) “Gentlemen, this is Pierre de Breze, Grand Seneschal of Anjou

and Normandy; fell in the battle of Montilherry, 1467; and this is

John, Duke of Bedford, Viceroy of Normandy, who died in 1438. In this

tomb, gentlemen (come a little nearer)--in this tomb is deposited the

heart of Richard Cœur de Lion! (a tremor ran through our bones.) His

heart is in this tomb, his brains are in Poictiers, and the other parts

of him in Kent, in Great Britain. The man who took out his brains died

of it. This is the last man Richard killed, and he had killed more than

one.” Here our Cicerone ran down, and his features, just now so

animated, were suddenly collapsed, the natural effect of inspiration.

We looked then at the great bell, and the organs, and the statues of

saints, most of them mutilated in the Revolution. One, without a nose,

they told us was St. Dunstan; the Devil and the Jacobins having

retaliated. There is a headless trunk, too, they might very well pass

for St. Denis. One of the remarkable features of this church is the

painting on glass, representing scriptural scenes, of which the colours

seem to have grown more vivid by time, though time has destroyed the

secret of their composition. The architecture is Gothic, and the

grandest specimen of this order in France. Its immense fluted columns,

near a hundred feet high and ten or twelve in diameter--its images of

Christ and the Virgin, and the pictures of the apostles and saints, are

both sublime and beautiful. The lightning has thought it worthy of a

visit, and has overturned one of its huge towers.

Poor Joan of Arc! Here is her monument in the midst of the market

square, where she was burnt. It is a pedestal of twenty feet, surmounted

by her statue. Alongside of this trophy of French and English barbarism,

instead of blushing for shame, they shew you, for sixpence, the room in

which she was imprisoned. It is damp, and has only glimmerings of light,

and is altogether a horrid remnant of antiquity. Farewell to Rouen.

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