CHAPTER XIX

A LITTLE WHILE WITH ALVIN

I can't say just how I got roped in; whether it was me that discovered

Alvin, or him who took to me. Must have been some my fault; for here was

a whole subway car full of people, and I'm the one he seems to pick. I

might lay it to an odd break, only things of that kind has happened to

me so often.

Anyway, here I am, doin' the strap-swingin' act patient, without makin'

any mad dash for a seat at stations, but hangin' on and watchin' the

crowds shift sort of curious. You might as well, you know; for if you do

get a chance to camp down durin' the rush hours, along comes some fat

lady and stands puffin' in front of you, or a thin, tired lookin' one

who glares at you over the top of your paper. But if you're a standee

yourself you feel free to look any of 'em in the eye.

And, say, ain't we a glum, peevish, sour lookin' lot, here in New York?

You'd most think that showin' any signs of good nature was violatin' a

city ordinance, and that all our dispositions had been treated with

acetic acid. Why, by the suspicious looks we give the stranger who rubs

elbows with us, you might suppose our population was ninety per cent.

escaped criminals.

As the idea struck me I may have loosened my mouth corners a little, or

may not. Anyway, as we pulls into 72d-st., and the wild scramble to

catch a packed express begins, I finds myself gazin' absentminded at

this slim, stoop-shouldered gent in the corner. Next thing I know he's

smilin' friendly and pointin' to a vacant seat alongside.

First off, of course, I thinks he must be someone I've met casual and

forgot; but as I slides in beside him and gets a closer view I know that

he's one of the ninety-odd millions of unfortunates who, up to date,

ain't had the benefit of my acquaintance. In other words, he's one of

the common suspects, an utter stranger.

Course, as far as his looks go, he might be a perfect gent. He's dressed

neat and plain, except for the brown spats; but as you run across a spat

wearer only now and then, you're bound to guess they ain't just right

somewhere. The sallow-complected face with the prominent cheekbones

don't count so much against him. Them points are common. What caught me,

though, was the lively brown eyes with just the hint of a twinkle in

'em. Always does. I know some like the wide-set, stary kind that go with

an open-faced smile and a loud haw-haw; but for me the quiet chuckle and

the twinklin' eye! Still, he hadn't proved yet that he wa'n't a

pickpocket or a wife beater; so I just nods non-committal over my

shoulder and resumes my usual aristocratic reserve.

"How does it happen," says he, "that you aren't on your way to the

funeral too?"

"Eh?" says I, a little jarred at this odd openin'.

"Or is it that they have all been indulgin' in family rows? Look at

them!" he goes on, wavin' his hand at the carful.

"Oh, I get you," says I. "Not so cheerful as they might be, are they?"

"But is it necessary for us all to be so selfishly sad," says he, "so

gloomily stern? True, we have each our troubles, some little, some big;

but why wear them always on our faces? Why inflict them on others? Why

not, when we can, the brave, kindly smile?"

"Just the way it struck me a minute ago," says I.

"Did it?" says he, beamin'. "Then I claim you for our clan."

"Your which?" says I.

"Our brotherhood," says he.

"Can't be very exclusive," says I, "if I've qualified so easy. Any

partic'lar passwords or grip to it?"

"We rehearsed the whole ritual before you sat down," says he. "The

friendly glance, that's all. And now--well, I prefer to be called

Alvin."

"So-o-o?" says I sort of distant. But I'd no more'n got it out than I

felt mean. What if he was a con man, or worse? I ought to be able to

take care of myself. So I goes on, "McCabe's my name; but among friends

I'm gen'rally known as Shorty."

"The best of credentials!" says he. "Then hail, Shorty, and welcome to

the Free Brotherhood of Ego Tamers!"

I shakes my head puzzled. "Now I've lost you," says I. "If it's a comedy

line, shoot it."

"Ah, but it's only tragedy," says Alvin, "the original tragedy of man.

See how its blight rests on these around us! Simply over-stimulation of

the ego; our souls in the strait-jacket of self; no freedom of thought

or word or deed to our fellows. Ego, the tyrant, rules us. Only we of

the Free Brotherhood are seeking to tame ours. Do I put it clumsily?"

"If you was readin' it off a laundry ticket, it couldn't be clearer,"

says I. "Something about tappin' the upper-case I too frequent, ain't

it?"

"An excellent paraphrase," says he. "You have it!"

"Gee!" says I. "Didn't know I was so close behind you. But whisper, I

ain't got my Ego on the mat with his tongue out, not yet."

"And who of us has?" says he. "But at least we give him a tussle now and

then. We've broken a fetter here and there. We have worked loose the

gag."

Say, he had, all right, or else he'd swallowed it; for as an easy and

fluent converser Alvin headed the bill. Course, it's an odd line he

hands out, the kind that keeps you guessin'. In spots it listens like

highbrow book stuff, and then again it don't. But somehow I finds it

sort of entertainin'. Besides, he seems like such a good-natured, well

meanin' gink that I lets him run on, clear to 42d-st.

"Well, so long," says I. "I get out here."

"To leave me among the Ishmaelites!" says he. "And I've two useless

hours to dispose of. Let me go a way with you?"

I hadn't counted on annexin' Alvin for the rest of the day, and I expect

I could have shook him if I'd tried; but by that time he'd got me kind

of curious to know who and what he was, and why. So I tows him over as

far as the Physical Culture Studio.

"Here's where I make some of 'em forget their egos, at so much per,"

says I, pointin' to the sign.

"Ah, the red corpuscle method!" says he. "Primitive; but effective, I've

no doubt. I must see it in operation."

And an hour later he's still there, reposin' comf'table in an office

chair with his feet on the windowsill, smokin' cigarettes, and throwin'

off chunks of classy dialogue that had Swifty Joe gawpin' at him like

he was listenin' to a foreign language.

"My assistant, Mr. Gallagher," says I, by way of apologizin'.

Alvin jumps up and shakes him hearty by the mitt. "Allow me to offer you

a cigarette, Sir," says he.

"Much obliged," says Swifty, eyin' the thin silver case with the gold

linin'. "Gee! what a swell box!"

"Do you fancy it?" says Alvin. "Then it is yours, with my best

compliments."

"Ah-r-r-r chee, no!" protests Swifty.

"Please, as a favor to me," insists Alvin, pushin' the case into his

hand. "One finds so few ways of giving pleasure. In return I shall

remember gratefully the direct sincerity of your manner. Charming!"

And, say, I expect it's the first time in his whole career that anybody

ever discovered any good points about Swifty Joe Gallagher on first

sight. He backs out with his mouth open and his face tinted up like an

old maid's that's been kissed in the dark.

But that little play only makes it all the harder for me to shoo him

out. The fact is, though, it's gettin' almost time for a directors'

meetin' that's to be pulled off in my front office. Sounds imposin',

don't it? Didn't know I was on a board, eh? Well, I am, and up to date

it's been one of the richest luxuries I ever blew myself to. I'd been

roped, that's all.

Young Blair Woodbury, one of my downtown reg'lars, had opened the cellar

door for me. Thinks he's a great promoter, Blair does. And somewhere

he'd dug up this nutty inventor with his milk container scheme. Oh, it

listens good, the way he put it. Just a two-ounce, woodpulp, mailin'

cartridge lined with oiled paper, that could be turned out for a dollar

a thousand, pint and quart sizes, indestructible, absolutely sanitary,

air tight, germ proof, and so on.

Simple little thing; but it was goin' to put the Milk Trust out of

business inside of six months, set back the high cost of livin' a full

notch, give every dairy farmer an automobile, and land the Universal

Container Company's stockholders at No. 1 Easy-st. For, instead of

payin' two prices for an imitation blend doctored up with formaldehyde,

you got the real, creamy stuff straight from the farm at five a quart,

and passed in at the front door with your morning mail. Didn't the

parcel post bring your drygoods? Why not your milk? And when it got to

be common the P.O. Department would put on carts for a six A.M.

delivery. There you are!

So I'd subscribed for a thousand shares, payin' fifty per cent. down for

development expenses, the rest on call. Yes, I know. But you should have

heard Blair Woodbury pull the prospectus stuff, and describe how the

dividends would come rollin' in!

That was six or eight months ago, and we'd stood for two assessments.

Then it turned out there was something wrong with the pulp compressor

dingus that was to have shot out containers at the rate of two hundred a

minute. Some of us went over to Jersey to see it work; but all it

produced while we was there was a groanin' sound and a smell of sour

dough. I could have bought out the holdin's of the entire bunch for my

return ticket. But the ticket looked above par to me.

After that our board meetin's wa'n't such gay affairs. A grouchy lot of

tinhorn investors we was, believe me; for the parties young Mr. Woodbury

had decoyed into this fool scheme wa'n't Standard Oil plutes or any of

the Morgan crowd: mostly salaried men, with a couple of dentists, a

retail grocer, and a real estate agent! None of us was stuck on droppin'

a thousand or so into a smelly machine that wouldn't behave. Maybe it

would next time; but we had our doubts. What we wanted most was to get

from under, and this meetin' to-day was called to chew over a

proposition for dumpin' the stock on the Curb on the chance that there

might be enough suckers to go around. It wouldn't be a cheerful séance,

either, and bystanders might not be exactly welcome. Misery may like

comp'ny; but it don't yearn for a gallery.

So I has to hint to Alvin that as I had a little business meetin'

comin' on maybe he wouldn't find it so entertainin'.

"Nothing bores me," says he. "Humanity, in all its phases, all its

efforts, is interesting."

"Huh!" says I. "Humanity beefin' over a dollar it's dropped through a

crack wouldn't furnish any Easter card scheme. Talk about grouchy

people! You ought to see this bunch, with their egos clutchin' their

checkbooks."

"Ah!" says Alvin. "A financial deal, is it?"

"It was," says I. "These are the obsequies we're about to hold."

And he's so prompt with the sympathy dope that I has to sketch the

disaster out for him, includin' a description of the container scheme.

"Why," says he, "that seems quite practical. Rather a brilliant idea,

and far too good to be abandoned without a thorough trial. It appeals

strongly to me, Friend McCabe. Besides, I've had some experience in such

affairs. Perhaps I could help. Let me try."

"I'll put it up to the board," says I. "If they say---- Ah, here comes

Doc Fosdick and Meyers the grocer now."

They don't appear arm in arm. In fact, at the last session they'd had a

hot run-in; so now they takes chairs on opposite sides of the room and

glares at each other hostile. A thin, nervous little dyspeptic, Doc

Fosdick is; while Meyers is bull necked and red faced. They'd mix about

as well as a cruet of vinegar and a pail of lard. Course I has to

introduce Alvin, and he insists on shakin' hands cordial.

"You professional chaps," says he to the Doc, "are such fine fellows to

know. Ah, a bit crusty on the surface perhaps; but underneath--what big

hearts! Delighted, Mr. Meyers! One can readily see how you translate

good health into good nature. And I congratulate you both on being

associated in such a splendid enterprise as this milk container scheme.

Bound to be a big thing; for it is founded on the public good. Altruism

always wins in the long run, you know, always."

Doc he tries to sniff disagreeable, and Meyers grunts disapprovin'; but

Alvin had 'em goin' for all that. You could tell by the satisfied way

the grocer lights up a cigar, and the soothed actions of Fosdick. As the

others drops in one by one, Alvin kept on spreadin' seeds of sunshine,

and before the meetin' was called to order he was on chummy terms with

nearly everyone in the room. The point of whether he was to stay or not

wa'n't even raised.

It was Manning, the real estate man, who sprung the new proposition.

"That fool inventor Nevins," says he, "insists that if we can give him

two weeks more and raise twenty-five thousand, he can perfect his

machine and start manufacturing. Now if we could only find buyers for

half those unsubscribed shares----"

"Bah!" snorts Fosdick. "Hasn't Woodbury hawked 'em all over town? Why

isn't he here now? Tell me that, will you? Because he's done with us!

We're squeezed lemons, we are, and he can't find any more to squeeze!"

"Pardon me," says Alvin, "but I wish to state that I believe fully in

this enterprise. It's sound, it's scientific, it's progressive. And

while as a rule I don't go in for speculative investments, I shall be

very glad, in this instance, providing you all agree to stand by and see

it through with me, to take--say ten thousand shares at par. In fact, I

stand ready to write a check for the full amount this minute. What do

you say?"

Well, we gasps and gawps at Alvin like so many orphan asylum kids when

Santa Claus bounces in at the Christmas exercises.

Manning gets his breath back first. "Gentlemen," says he, "isn't this

offer worth considering? Let's see, did I get your name right,

Mr.--er----"

"Alvin Pratt Barton," says our Santa Claus.

"Pratt Barton?" repeats Manning. "Any connection with the brokerage firm

of that name?"

Alvin shrugs his shoulders and smiles. "The late Mr. Barton was my

father," says he. "Mr. Pratt is my uncle by marriage. But I am doing

this on my own initiative, you know. I should like an expression of

opinion."

Say, he got it! Inside of three minutes we'd voted unanimous to hold on

for two months longer, made Alvin vice president of the comp'ny, and his

check has been handed over to the treasurer, which is me. Then he'd

shaken hands hearty with each one, patted 'em on the back, and even got

Doc Fosdick smilin' amiable as he leaves.

"Alvin," says I after they'd all gone, "take it from me, you're some

pacifier! Why, if it hadn't been for you jumpin' in, I expect we'd jawed

away here for hours until we broke up in a free-for-all. Honest, you got

the white dove of peace lookin' like a mad fish hawk."

"Tut, tut!" says Alvin. "No spoofing, you know. Really, it takes very

little to bring men together; for, after all, we are brothers. Only at

times we forget."

"You mean most of us never remember," says I. "But you're a true sport,

anyway, and the least I can do is to blow you to the best lunch on

Fifth-ave. Come on."

He consents ready enough, providin' I'll stroll over to the Grand

Central with him first, while he sees about some baggage. We was makin'

a dash through the traffic across Sixth-ave. when I misses Alvin, and

turns around to find him apologizin' to a young female he's managed to

bump into and spill in the slush just as he fetched the curb. He has his

hat off and is beggin' her pardon in his best society way too; although

he must have seen at a glance what she was,--one of these brassy-eyed

parties with a hand-decorated complexion and a hangover breath.

"Ah, chop the soft stuff!" says she, brushin' the mud off her slit skirt

vigorous. "And next time lamp who you're buttin' into, you pie-faced,

turkey-shanked----"

Well, maybe that's enough of the lady's repartee to quote exact; for the

rest wa'n't strictly ladylike. And the more Alvin tries to convince her

how sorry he is, the livelier she cuts loose with her tongue, until a

crowd collects to enjoy the performance.

"Beat it!" says I, tuggin' Alvin by the arm.

"Please wait here a moment, Madam," says he, and then starts off,

leavin' her starin' after him and still statin' her opinion of him

reckless. He only goes as far as the florist's, next to the corner, and

I follows.

"A dozen of those American beauties quickly, please," says Alvin,

fishin' hasty through his pockets. "Oh, I say, McCabe, can you lend me

fifteen for a few moments? Thank you."

And in a jiffy he's back at the curb, presentin' that armful of roses to

Tessie of the tabasco tongue, and doin' it as graceful and dignified as

if he was handin' 'em to a Pittsburgh Duchess. He don't wait for any

thanks, either; but takes me by the arm and hurries off. I had to have

one more look, though, and as I glances back she's still standin' there

starin' at the flowers sort of stupid, with the brine leakin' from both

eyes.

"Alvin," says I, "it's some education to travel with you."

"I'm a clumsy ass!" says he. "Poor wretch! I could think of nothing

sensible to do for her. Let's say no more about it. I must get that

suitcase from the baggage room."

He greets the grumpy checkroom tyrant like a friend and brother, and has

just slipped him a cigar when a husky-built square-jawed gent steps up

behind and taps Alvin familiar on the shoulder.

Alvin's jaw sags disappointed for a second as he turns; but he recovers

quick and gives the cheerful hail. "Oh, it's you, is it, Scully?" says

he. "I thought I'd given you the slip completely this time. Hope I

haven't made you a lot of trouble."

"Not a bit, Mr. Barton," says Scully. "You know it's a change for us,

Sir, getting out this way, with all expenses paid. They sent Talcott

with me, Sir."

"Fine!" says Alvin. "Of course I like them all; but I'm glad it happened

to be you and Talcott this trip."

"Hope you're ready to go back, Sir," says Scully.

"Oh, quite," says Alvin. "I've had a bully good time; but I'm getting a

little tired. And, by the way, please remember to have the doctor send

fifteen dollars to my friend McCabe here. You explain, will you,

Scully?"

Scully does. "From Dr. Slade's Restorium," says he, noddin' at Alvin and

tappin' his forehead. "Quite a harmless gentleman, Sir."

"Eh?" says I, turnin' to Alvin. "You from a nut factory? Good night!"

"It's a whim of Uncle's," says Alvin, chucklin'. "He's gone a little

cracked over making and saving money. Poor old chap! Ego developed most

abnormally. But the Judge he took me before was that kind too; so I am

compelled to live with Dr. Slade. Jolly crowd up there, though. Come

along, Scully; we mustn't be late for dinner."

And off he goes, smilin' contented and friendly at anyone who happens to

look his way. Wouldn't that crimp you?

Course, my first move after gettin' back to the studio was to dig that

check of his out of the safe and query the bank. "No account here," the

clerk 'phones back prompt, and I could see the Universal Liquid

Container Company takin' a final plunge down the coal chute.

For days, though, I put off callin' the bunch together and announcin'

the sad fact. More'n a week went by, and I was still dreadin' to do it.

Then here this mornin' in romps young Blair Woodbury, his eyes sparklin'

and a broad grin on his face. He's flourishin' a bundle about the size

of a two weeks' fam'ly wash, and as he sees me he lets out a joy yelp.

"Well, why the riot?" says I. "What you got there?"

"Containers!" says he. "Old Nevins has got the compressor working. Sixty

seconds to make these, my boy--two hundred in one minute! Count 'em!"

"I'll take your word for it," says I. "That's fine, too. But I'm

carryin' all the comp'ny stock I can stand. Go out and convince some

other come-ons."

"I don't have to," says he. "Why, during the last four days the issue

has been oversubscribed. It was getting that Mr. Barton, of Pratt &

Barton, on our list that turned the trick."

"Alvin!" I gasps. "Why--why, he's only a batty nephew, that they keep

under guard. Bughouse, you know. His check's no good."

"Doesn't matter in the least," says Blair. "He made good bait. We're

established, I tell you! Get the board together, and we'll let the

contracts for the factory. And then--well, McCabe, if our stock doesn't

hit one hundred and fifty inside of six months, I--I'll eat every one of

these!"

And, say, allowin' for all his extra enthusiasm, it looks like we stood

to win. I expect the other directors'll be some jarred, though, when

they hear about Alvin. I started in to break it to Swifty Joe.

"By the way, Swifty," says I, "you remember that Barton party who was in

here one day?"

"_Mister_ Barton," says he reprovin'. "Say, he was a reg'lar guy, he

was!"

"Think so?" says I.

"Think!" explodes Swifty indignant. "Ahr-r-r chee! Why, say, any

bonehead could see he was a real' gent to the last tap of the gong."

And, say, I didn't have the heart to break the spell. For, after all,

admittin' the state of his belfry, I don't know that many of us has so

much on Alvin, at that.

THE END

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