THE SECRET OF THE SERVICES

Pride of city, calling, class, and creed imposes standards and

obligations which hold men above themselves at a pinch, and steady them

through long strain. One meets it in the New Army at every turn, from

the picked Territorials who slipped across Channel last night to the

six-week-old Service battalion maturing itself in mud. It is balanced by

the ineradicable English instinct to understate, detract, and decry—to

mask the thing done by loudly drawing attention to the things undone.

The more one sees of the camps the more one is filled with facts and

figures of joyous significance, which will become clearer as the days

lengthen; and the less one hears of the endurance, decency,

self-sacrifice, and utter devotion which have made, and are hourly

making, this wonderful new world. The camps take this for granted—else

why should any man be there at all? He might have gone on with his

business, or—watched ‘soccer.’ But having chosen to do his bit, he does

it, and talks as much about his motives as he would of his religion or

his love-affairs. He is eloquent over the shortcomings of the

authorities, more pessimistic as to the future of his next neighbour

battalion than would be safe to print, and lyric on his personal

needs—baths and drying-rooms for choice. But when the grousing gets

beyond a certain point—say at three a.m., in steady wet, with the

tent-pegs drawing like false teeth—the nephew of the insurance-agent

asks the cousin of the baronet to inquire of the son of the fried-fish

vendor what the stevedore’s brother and the tutor of the public school

joined the Army _for_. Then they sing ‘Somewhere the Sun is Shining’

till the Sergeant Ironmonger’s assistant cautions them to drown in

silence or the Lieutenant Telephone-appliances-manufacturer will speak

to them in the morning.

The New armies have not yet evolved their typical private, n.c.o., and

officer, though one can see them shaping. They are humorous because, for

all our long faces, we are the only genuinely humorous race on earth;

but they all know for true that there are no excuses in the Service. ‘If

there _were_,’ said a three-month-old under-gardener-private to me,

‘what ‘ud become of Discipline?’

They are already setting standards for the coming millions, and have

sown little sprouts of regimental tradition which may grow into age-old

trees. In one corps, for example, though no dubbin is issued a man loses

his name for parading with dirty boots. He looks down scornfully on the

next battalion where they are not expected to achieve the impossible. In

another—an ex-Guards sergeant brought ‘em up by hand—the drill is rather

high-class. In a third they fuss about records for route-marching, and

men who fall out have to explain themselves to their sweating

companions. This is entirely right. They are all now in the Year One,

and the meanest of them may be an ancestor of whom regimental posterity

will say: ‘There were giants in those days!’

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