THE MATERNAL INSTINCT.

_Mr. Crabbe Hermitage to Mrs. Bonnamy_.

_March 30th_.

MY DEAR MRS. BONNAMY,--I am glad to report that my journey was

accomplished in safety and comparative comfort. Indeed my housekeeper

was surprised that I showed so few traces of fatigue. This, I tell

her, was due to the kind care and consideration experienced by me

throughout my sojourn beneath your hospitable roof.

Please inform Miss Chance that the carriage _was_ a through one. This

may relieve her of any possible anxiety as to her own journey with

her mother. I much appreciated her consideration in seeing me into

the train, and trust that the weather will prove favourable for their

return to town.

Although the week I passed in your society will always be an agreeable

memory it carries with it the penalty of an increased sense of my

solitary life, and I feel that your remarks were not without justice.

With kind regards,

Believe me, Yours sincerely,

THOS. CHABBE HERMITAGE.

_Mr. Crabbe Hermitage to Mrs. Mayne Chance_.

_April 3rd_.

MY DEAR MRS. MAYNE CHANCE,--Ever since my return from the visit

which gave me so much happiness in your society and that of your dear

daughter, I have wondered whether I dared address you upon a point

which concerns me intimately. Have you reason to suppose that her

affections are engaged in any quarter? Believe me that I seek this

information from no idle curiosity, but solely that I may know whether

there is any obstacle to my making a certain proposal. I naturally

shrink from intruding myself between a mother and daughter whose

companionship is so close and am well aware of the disparity in our

ages, but if you could encourage me to proceed you would confer the

greatest happiness upon a very lonely man.

Believe me, Yours very sincerely,

THOMAS CRABBE HERMITAGE.

_Mrs. Mayne Chance to Mr. Crabbe Hermitage_.

_April 4th_.

MY DEAR MR. CRABBE HERMITAGE,--Your letter has come as the greatest

surprise. I suppose mothers cannot expect to keep for ever at their

daughters' side, but the parting is robbed of its bitterness when

_other_ considerations are involved.

I questioned the dear child this morning and she confessed, as indeed

I suspected, that she is not indifferent to the attentions of the son

of a neighbour of ours. But anyhow there need be no obstacle in that

quarter. She is far too sensible and unselfish, as only I know. Surely

there is not such a disparity of age as you seem to think! But perhaps

I have said too much.

Most sincerely yours,

MELISSA MAYNE CHANCE.

_Mr. Crabbe Hermitage to Miss Chance_.

_April 5th_.

MY DEAR MISS CHANCE,--I wrote to your dear mother two days ago to

endeavour to ascertain whether you would view favourably the proposal

which I wished to make. Her reply was, on the whole, encouraging,

but it is far from being my wish that in seeking my own happiness you

should sacrifice your own. More I will not permit myself to add until

you have reassured my mind.

Believe me, Your sincere Friend,

THOS. CRABBE HERMITAGE.

_From Miss Chance to Mr. Crabbe Hermitage_.

_April 6th_.

DEAR MR. CRABBE HERMITAGE,--Yes, mother told me all about it, and I

think it is perfectly lovely. Of course I would never stand in the way

of your happiness and you need not consider me at all. She is so happy

about it, and of course I am too.

Yours very sincerely, EDITH CHANCE.

_From Mr. Crabbe Hermitage to Mrs. Mayne Chance_.

_April 7th_.

MY DEAR MRS. MAYNE CHANCE,--I have received a letter from dearest

Edith which removes the only obstacle to the realization of the wish

of my heart. Rest assured that my every endeavour shall be to prove

worthy of this great happiness. If quite convenient I hope to call on

the 9th instant to offer myself in person.

Believe me, Your sincere Friend,

THOS. CRABBE HERMITAGE.

_From Mrs.-Mayne Chance to Mr. Crabbe Hermitage_.

_April 8th_.

MY DEAR THOMAS,--For I must call you this without waiting till to

morrow! I knew the dear child would share our happiness. How could

you ever doubt it? Only this morning she said there was no one in the

world she would like better for a father than you. But I mustn't begin

by making you vain! Oh dear! I wish to-day was to-morrow.

Your MELISSA.

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