CHAPTER XXIV.

STOCKHOLM.

The passage from Abo to Stockholm occupies about eighteen hours, and

in fine weather affords a constant succession of agreeable scenes.

With the exception of about four hours of open sea in crossing the

Gulf of Bothnia, the steamer is constantly surrounded by islands, many

of them highly picturesque, and all interesting from their peculiar

geological formation. Occasionally the island winds like a snake

through a wilderness of naked granite boulders, round and slippery,

and barely high enough out of the water to afford a foundation for a

few fishermen's huts, which from time to time break the monotony of

their solitude. Sometimes the channel opens out into broad lakes,

apparently hemmed in on all sides by pine-covered cliffs; then passing

between a series of frightful crags, upthrown, as it were, out of the

water by some convulsion of nature, the surging waves lash their way

through the narrow passages, and threaten each moment to ingulf the

frail vessel, or dash it to atoms against the rocks. The greatest

danger in making this trip arises from the number of sunken rocks,

which often approach to within a few feet of the surface without being

visible. The depth is usually marked by poles or buoys, and it often

happens that the steamer plies her way for hours between these

water-marks, where there is no other indication of danger. The Swedish

and Finnish pilots are proverbially among the best in the world. We

had an old Finn on board--a shaggy old sea-dog, rough and

weather-beaten as any of the rocks on his own rock-bound coast, who, I

venture to say, never slept a wink during the entire passage, or if he

did, it was all the same. He knew every rock, big and little, visible

and invisible, that lay on the entire route between Abo and Stockholm,

and could see them all with his eyes shut. An uncouth, hardy, honest

old monster was this Finn--a Caliban of a fellow, half human, half

fish--with a great sou'wester on his head, a rough monkey-jacket

buttoned around his body, and a pair of boots on his legs that must

have been designed for wading over coral reefs, through seas of

swordfish, shovel-nosed sharks, and unicorns. His broad, honest face

looked for all the world like a granite boulder covered with barnacles

and sea-weed, and ornamented by a bunch of mussels for a nose, and a

pair of shining blue pebbles by way of eyes; and when he spoke, which

was not often, his voice sounded like the keel of a fishing-smack

grating over a bank of gravel. I strongly suspect his father was a

sea-lion and his mother a grampus or scragg whale, and that he was

fished up out of the sea when young by some hardy son of Neptune, and

subsequently trained up in the ways of humanity on board a

fishing-smack, where the food consisted of polypi, lobsters, and black

bread. Yet there was something wonderfully genial about this old

pilot. He chewed enormous quantities of tobacco, the stains of which

around his mouth greatly improved the beauty of his countenance; and

when he was not chewing pigtail he was smoking it, which equally

contributed to soften the asperities of his features. Having sailed

in many seas, he spoke many languages, but none very intelligibly,

owing to some radical defect in the muscles of his mouth. As to the

channel between Abo and Stockholm, which lies partly through the Aland

Islands and numerous adjacent rocks, above and below water, I believe

he had traveled over it so often that he could steer a vessel through

it standing backward as readily as box the compass, or shut both his

eyes and tell where the deepest water lay by the smell of the air and

the taste of his tobacco.

The passage across the Gulf of Bothnia was somewhat rough, and most of

the passengers were sea-sick, owing, no doubt, to the short chopping

motion which prevails on board of all kinds of sea-going vessels in

these inland seas. Having performed various voyages in various parts

of the world, I was, of course, exempt from this annoyance; but my

digestion had been impaired in Russia by the vast quantity of tea,

cucumbers, veal, cabbage-soup, and other horrible mixtures which I had

been forced to consume while there, and which now began to tell on my

constitution. Notwithstanding repeated doses of cognac, taken from

time to time as I walked the decks, the sea began to whirl all round,

the clouds overhead to swing about at random through the rigging, and

the odor of the machinery to produce the strongest and most

disagreeable sensations. I went below to see how things looked there;

but, finding the atmosphere dense and the prospect gloomy, returned in

great haste and looked over the bulwarks to see how fast we were going

through the water. While thus engaged, an amusing thought occurred to

me. Suppose the mermaids who lie down in the briny depths form their

ideas of the beauty of the human countenance from the casual glimpses

thus afforded of our features, would it be possible for the most

susceptible of them to fall in love with us? The idea was so droll

that I was almost convulsed with laughter; but, not wishing to attract

attention by laughing aloud at my own thoughts, I merely clung to the

bulwarks and doubled myself up, trying to avoid the appearance of

eccentricity. At or about the same moment, the old Finnish pilot, with

whom I had formed an acquaintance, came along, and said

good-naturedly, "Hello, sir! I dink you pe sea-sick." "Sea-sick?" said

I, a little nettled. "Oh no, Herr Pilot, I'm an old sailor, and never

get sea-sick." "Vel, I dought you was sick--you look bad, sir,"

answered the good old pilot; "de sea is very rough, sir." Here the

steamer took a notion to pitch down into the water and jump up again

suddenly, and then rolled on one side and then on the other, and at

the same time a number of the passengers began to make grotesque and

disagreeable noises, which amused me so much that I had to turn away

my face and look at the water again to avoid laughing. "Sir," said the

old pilot, who observed the contortions of mirth by which I was moved,

"vil you have some schnapps? I dink schnapps is goot for de sea-sick."

"Thank you," said I, the tears streaming from my eyes, "I won't have

any just now." "Vel, 'twon't last long, any how," suggested the

good-natured monster. "By'm-by we be up to Vaxholm--in pout two hours.

Dere's land! Don't you see it?" I saw it, and right glad I was too,

for it is always refreshing to see land from the deck of a steamer. In

half an hour more we entered a smooth stretch of water, and soon the

wood-covered islands and shores of Sweden were close ahead.

Passing the fortress of Waxholm, we entered the magnificent fjord or

arm of the sea which extends for a distance of ten or twelve miles up

to the city. The scenery on this part of the route is very fine. All

along the shores of the main land and adjacent islands rugged cliffs

of granite reared their hoary crests over the waters of the fjord.

Forests of oak and pine cover the rolling background, and beautiful

villas, with parterres and blooming gardens, peep from every glen.

Sometimes for miles the solitude of the forests and rock-bound shores

is unbroken, save by an occasional fisherman's hut or an open patch

of green pasture; then suddenly, upon turning a point, a group of

red-roofed villas glimmer through the foliage; sail-boats are seen

gliding over the water with gay companies of ladies and gentlemen from

the city enjoying the fresh breeze that sweeps up from the Gulf; now a

hay-boat or a clumsy lugger laden with wood drifts along lazily toward

the grand centre of trade; and as we approach nearer to the dim

smoke-cloud that hangs over the city, big and little craft gather

thicker and thicker before us, till the whole fjord seems alive with

masts and sails. Soon the outlines of the churches and castles break

through the dim distance, and, like some grand optical illusion, the

whole city gradually opens up before us.

To say that I was charmed with the first view of Stockholm would but

faintly express the feelings with which I gazed upon this beautiful

metropolis of the North. Though different in almost every essential

particular, it has been not unaptly compared to Venice; and certainly,

if the sparkling waters from which it seems to rise, the wood-covered

islands, the rich and varied outlines of its churches and castles, the

forests of shipping at its wharves, the many-colored sail-boats and

gondolas sweeping hither and thither, the glowing atmosphere, and

surrounding gardens, villas, temples, and pavilions, can entitle it to

that distinction, Stockholm well deserves to rank with the Queen City

of the Adriatic.

The landing for the Baltic steamers is at the head quay called the

Skepsbron, which in summer is well lined with shipping, and presents

rather an animated appearance. Very little formality is observed in

regard to the baggage of passengers, and passports are not required, or

at least no demand was made upon me for mine. All I had to do was to

show my knapsack to the custom-house officer, who put a chalk-mark upon

it, signifying, no doubt, that it contained nothing contraband; after

which I stepped ashore, and, aided by a friendly fellow-passenger,

found lodgings at a dirty little hotel close by, called the "Stadt

Frankfort." If there is any worse place to be found in Stockholm, it

must be the very worst on the face of the earth, for the "Stadt

Frankfort" is next thing to it. Being dirty and foul of smell, and

abounding in vermin, of course the charges are, as usual in such cases,

proportionally high, for which reason I recommend it to any gentleman

traveling in this direction whose main object is to get rid of his

money for an equivalent of filth, fleas, bugs, bad bread, and worse

coffee. The main part of the city, embracing the King's Palace, the

Bourse, the Church of St. Nicholas, the Barracks and public buildings,

is built upon an island fronting the Baltic on the one side and the

Malar Lake on the other. This is the most populous and interesting

part, though the streets are narrow and irregular, and the houses

generally old and dilapidated, with dark, gloomy fronts, and a very

fishy and primitive expression of countenance. The new parts of the

city, called the Normalm to the north and the Sodmalm to the south,

which are connected with the island by bridges, have some fine streets

and handsome rows of buildings in the modern style, especially the

Normalm, which contains the King's Garden, the Arsenal, the

Opera-house, and the principal hotels and residences of the foreign

ministers. This part of Stockholm will compare favorably with second or

third-rate cities in Germany; for it must be borne in mind that,

striking as the external aspect of Stockholm is, the interior is very

far from sustaining the illusion of grandeur cast around it by the

scenic beauties of its position. In nothing is the traveler more

disappointed than the almost total absence of business excitement. With

the exception of a few stevedores at work on the wharves and a trifling

jostle at the market-places, the whole city seems to be sitting down in

its Northern solitude, waiting, like Mr. Micawber, for something to

turn up. In some parts one may walk half a mile without hearing a sound

save the echo of his own footsteps. It is, emphatically, a "slow"

place--so slow, indeed, compared with the marts of commerce to which I

had been accustomed in California (especially the city of Oakland),

that I was constantly impressed with the idea that every body was fast

asleep, and that if three or four of them should happen to wake at the

same time, it would be fearfully startling to hear their eyelids crack

open and the hollow streets echo to their yawns.

But don't understand this as a reflection upon the Swedish race. They

are industrious and energetic when occasion requires, but, like all

people who live at the extreme North, acquire tropical habits of

indolence from the climate. During the tedious winters, when the days

are but six hours long, all who can afford it become torpid, like

frogs, and lie up in their houses till the summer sun thaws them out.

Balls, parties, and sleigh-riding occasionally rouse them up, but

lethargy is the general rule. The warm weather comes very suddenly,

and then the days are eighteen hours long. This being the season of

outdoor pleasure, it is spent in visits to the country or lounging

about the gardens, sitting on spring benches and enjoying the

sunshine.

The Swedish soldiers are a fine-looking race of men, far superior in

stature and general appearance to the soldiers of Russia. They are

well drilled, bold, and manly, and have fine faces, full of spirit and

intelligence. Wherever these men are led, they will now, as in past

times, give the enemies of their country some trouble. I consider them

the finest soldiers in Northern Europe.

The general aspect of the citizens of Stockholm is that of extreme

plainness and simplicity. I take them to be an honest, substantial,

and reliable people, well educated and intelligent; satisfied with

themselves and the world, and proud of their country and its history.

Politeness is a national characteristic. Every person, of high and low

degree, upon entering a shop, takes off his hat, and remains with

uncovered head while making his purchase. Gentlemen who meet on the

street knock the tops of their "tiles" against their knees, and

continue to bow at each other long after they have passed. In feature

and general appearance the Swedes are handsomer than the southern

races of Europe, and for that reason wear a nearer resemblance to the

Americans. I saw several men in Stockholm who would not have done

discredit to California, in point of fine faces and commanding

figures. The Swedish ladies are proverbially beautiful. It was really

refreshing, after my visit to Russia, to see so many pretty women as I

met here. Light hair, oval features, sparkling blue eyes, and forms of

intoxicating grace and beauty--ah me! why should such dangers be

permitted to threaten the defenseless traveler with instant

destruction, when the law provides for his protection against other

disasters by land and sea, assault and battery, false imprisonment and

highway robbery? Yet here were lovely creatures, gliding about at

large, shooting mutilation and death out of their bright blue eyes,

and apparently as indifferent to the slaughter they committed as if it

were the finest fun in the world! Talk of your French beauties, your

Italian beauties, your Spanish beauties! Give me, for the

impersonation of soul expressed in the human form divine--for features

"woven from the music of the spheres and painted with the hues of the

aurora borealis"--a Swedish beauty, the nearest approach upon earth to

an American beauty, which, being altogether angelic, must ever remain

the highest type of perfection known to mankind.

I don't wonder Swedenborg made so many heavens for his female

characters. His "conjugal felicity" required at least seven. One small

heaven, constructed upon the Swedish plan, would certainly afford but

limited accommodations for all the beauties of Stockholm.

A day or two after my arrival in Stockholm I called to Mr. Fristadius,

the American consul, from whom I obtained the latest news in reference

to the progress of the rebellion. Accustomed as we are in the United

States to read the newspapers every morning, wherever we may happen

to be, the deprivations in this respect to which an American traveler

in Europe is subjected must be experienced to be fully appreciated.

Even in the principal cities of Germany it is difficult to find a

newspaper that contains any thing more than a notice of the price of

stocks, a few telegraphic items about the petty court movements of

neighboring cities, a rehash of slander upon our country from the

London _Times_, or an item of news about the war, in which the states

are misplaced, the names misspelled, and the most important points

omitted. I do not think there is a village press in California that

would not be ashamed to turn out such trashy little sheets as are

issued in Frankfort; and as for the matter of fairness and honesty, it

is rare to find an independent newspaper in any part of Europe. To

suppress truth and subserve some military or financial interest is the

business for which they are paid. Making due allowance for party

prejudices, you may guess at the truth in most of our American

journals, but it would be a waste of time to search for it in the

newspapers published on this side of the water. While they studiously

refrain from indecorous language, they are corrupt and unreliable

beyond any thing known in California, and have not even the merit of

being energetic and entertaining liars. This is the case in Russia and

Finland as well as in Germany. Where the press is subjected to a rigid

censorship, it is of course useless to look for reliable information,

and as for late intelligence, it does not travel through official

bureaus. Before leaving Frankfort I had news to the 28th of June. A

week after my arrival at St. Petersburg the same news was promulgated

in that city. On my return from Moscow I had the pleasure of reading

the details in an American newspaper. One or two mutilated telegraphic

dispatches seemed to sharpen my appetite during the trip to Revel,

Helsingfors, Abo, and Stockholm; and now, arrived at the head-quarters

of Swedish civilization, after searching in vain for a late English or

American newspaper at the principal cafes, I was compelled to make

application to our consul, in the faint hope that he might be an

occasional reader of that ephemeral species of literature.

Fortunately, Mr. Fristadius had spent some time in the United States,

and learned to appreciate the magnitude and importance of the struggle

in which we were engaged.

I had the pleasure, during my sojourn in Stockholm, of getting a

glimpse of Swedish social life in one of its most agreeable phases.

Mr. Fristadius, who is a Swede by birth and education, and occupies a

prominent position as one of the leading iron-merchants of Stockholm,

was kind enough to invite me to an entertainment at his villa,

situated about four miles from the city, on one of the prettiest

little islands in the Malar Lake.

At an early hour in the afternoon, the company, which consisted of

thirty or forty ladies and gentlemen, assembled by appointment at a

wharf near one of the principal bridges, where a small steam-boat

belonging to Mr. Fristadius was in waiting. I was a little astonished,

not to say taken aback, at the display of elegant dresses, liveried

servants, and white kid gloves that graced the occasion, and looked at

my dusty and travel-worn coat, slouched hat, and sunburnt hands--for

which there was no remedy--with serious thoughts of a hasty retreat.

One doesn't like to be a savage among civilized people; yet, if one

undertakes to travel with little baggage and less money, what can he

do, unless he holds himself aloof from the world altogether, which is

not the best way of seeing it? There was no time for reflection,

however; the whistle was blowing, and we were hurried on board by our

kind host, who seemed determined to make every body as happy as

possible. The trip down the lake was delightful. On either side the

hills and islands were dotted with villas and gardens; sail-boats were

skimming over the water with gay parties intent on pleasure; the views

of the city from every turn were picturesque beyond description, and

the weather was quite enchanting. As we swept along on our course, the

gentlemen of the party, who were nearly all Swedes, united in a wild

and beautiful Scandinavian glee, the mellow strains of which swept

over the water, and were echoed from the wooded islands and shores of

the lake with a magnificent effect. Whether it was the scenery, the

weather, or the singing, or all combined, I could scarcely tell, but

this little trip was certainly an episode in life to be remembered

with pleasure in after years. In about half an hour we drew near a

perfect little Paradise of an island, upon which, half hidden in

shrubbery and flowers, stood the villa of our friend, Mr. Fristadius.

Here were winding graveled walks overhung by rich foliage; beds of

flowers in full bloom; grottoes of rock laved by the waters of the

lake; immense boulders of granite surmounted by rustic pavilions;

hedges of privet and hawthorn to mark the by-paths; a miniature bridge

from the main island across to a smaller island, upon which stood an

aquatic temple for the fishing-boats and gondolas; with a wharf

jutting out into the deep water at which the little steam-boat landed.

Nothing could be more unique than the whole place. Nature and art

seemed to have united to give it the most captivating effects of

wildness, seclusion, comfort, and elegance. It was Crusoe-life

idealized. As we approached the landing-place, the interesting family

of our host, surrounded by numerous friends, stood upon a little

eminence awaiting our arrival. While we gazed with pleasurable

emotions at the pretty scene before us, a most delicate and

appropriate compliment was paid to our excellent minister, Mr.

Haldeman, and his accomplished wife, who were of the party. The

American flag was hoisted upon a pole near the landing by Mrs.

Fristadius, and the company with one accord arose and greeted with

three cheers this glorious emblem of liberty. I shall never forget the

mingled feelings of pride and pleasure with which I looked upon the

stars and stripes once more, after months of dreary depression in

countries where freedom is but a glimmering hope in the human heart.

But here in Sweden the spirit of our institutions is appreciated;

here I found myself surrounded by noble and trusty friends of the

American Union, loyal to their own liberal government, yet devoted to

the great cause of human freedom wherever it can exist consistently

with the progress of the times and the capacity of the people for

self-government. As the flag waved in the breeze, an inspiring song of

liberty burst from the joyous company--one of those soul-stirring

songs of Belman, which find a response in the breast of every

Swede--wild, impassioned, and patriotic, breathing in every word and

intonation the chivalrous spirit of men whose ancestry had fought

under the glorious banners of Gustavus Adolphus.

As soon as the song was concluded the little steam-boat drew up to the

wharf, where we were most kindly and cordially greeted by the family

of our host. After a pleasant ramble about the grounds we proceeded to

the house, which is situated on a picturesque eminence overlooking the

lake, and the adjacent shores and islands. Here, in a large and

elegant saloon, opening on all sides upon a spacious veranda, a

sumptuous collation was spread. The company lounged about without

ceremony, eating, drinking, and enjoying themselves as they pleased;

wit and wine flowed together, unrestrained by the slightest formality.

In the midst of our "feast of reason and flow of soul," Mr. Fristadius

made a neat and appropriate little speech of "welcome to all his

friends," which was followed by a song from the musical gentlemen;

after which he proposed a toast to a young married couple present.

This was followed by another song. Then there was a toast to the

American flag, another speech and a song, to which Mr. Haldeman, our

minister, responded in such terms of enthusiasm and complimentary

allusion to the Swedish nation that there was a general outburst of

applause. I had hoped, in view of my rustic garb, to escape notice,

and was snugly barricaded in a corner behind a table, looking on

quietly and enjoying the scene, when, to my great astonishment, a

toast was proposed "to the DISTINGUISHED TRAVELER FROM CALIFORNIA!"

In vain I looked about me to see if any prominent gentleman of my

acquaintance from California would step forward and answer to the

summons, when I was gently but firmly captured by our host, and duly

brought forth to respond to the charge! Never having made a speech in

my life, I could only seize hold of a wine-glass (which I think

belonged to somebody else), and in the confusion of the moment drink

spontaneously to the great traveler from California! Then there was an

inspiring glee from the lively young gentlemen who did the music.

Thus passed the time till dinner was over, when we adjourned to the

garden for coffee and cigars. Seated under the wide-spreading trees,

in the balmy air of this summer evening, we had songs and recitations

of Scandinavian poetry, anecdotes, and humorous dissertations till

nearly midnight. I do not remember that I ever participated in a more

rational or delightful entertainment. After a farewell glee to our

host we marched down to the wharf, where the boat was in waiting, and

embarked for Stockholm. I can only add that I was charmed with the

refinement and intelligence of Swedish society, as far as I could

judge of it by this casual glimpse. From many of the guests I received

cordial invitations to prolong my sojourn, and the next morning found

two or three of the gentlemen in readiness to show me every thing of

interest about the city.

We visited the Museum, where there is an interesting assortment of

Scandinavian antiquities, and the palace, and some half a dozen other

places, all of which came in the regular routine of sight-seeing; but

the fact is, I am getting dreadfully tired of this systematic way of

lionizing the cities of Europe. I turn pale at the sight of a museum,

shudder at a church, feel weak in the knees at the bare thought of a

picture-gallery, and as for antiquities, they make my flesh creep.

Between you and myself, dear reader, I wouldn't give a sou-markee for

all the old bones gathered up during the last eighteen centuries,

unless to start a bone-mill and sell the dust at a remunerative

profit.

After all, the more I saw of Stockholm the more the blues began to

creep over me. It is depressingly slow in these far Northern cities;

so slow, indeed, I don't wonder every thing has a mildewed and

sepulchral aspect. The houses look like slimy tombs in a grave-yard;

the atmosphere, when the sun does not happen to shine--which is more

than half the time--is dank and flat, and hangs upon one's spirits

like a nightmare, crushing out by degrees the very germ of vitality. I

am not surprised that paralysis and hip-disease are frightfully

prevalent in Stockholm.

Give me California forever--the land of sunshine and progress. I have

seen no country like it yet. When I think of old times there, a

terrible home-sickness takes possession of me. So help me, friends and

fellow-citizens, I'd sooner be a pack-mule in California with a raw

back, and be owned by a Mexican greaser, employed week in and week out

in carrying barrels of whisky over the Downieville trail, fed on three

grains of barley per day, and turned out to browse on quartz rock and

sage-bushes every night--I'd rather be a miserable little burro,

kicked and cuffed by a Mariposa Chinaman--I'd rather be a dog and bay

the moon in the city of Oakland, or a toad and feed upon the vapors of

a dungeon at San Quentin--I'd rather be a lamp-post on the corner of

Montgomery Street, San Francisco, and be leaned against, and hugged,

and kissed alternately by every loafer out of the Montgomery

saloon--I'd rather be any of these than a human being compelled to

live permanently in Europe, with a palace in every city, town, and

village, and an income of fifty thousand dollars a day to defray

expenses; so don't be surprised if I should turn up again one of these

fine mornings on the Pacific coast. The only difficulty at present

is--a collapse in the financial department.

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