CHAPTER V.

TEA-DRINKING.

The _traktirs_, or tea-houses, are prominent among the remarkable

institutions of Russia. In Moscow they abound in every street, lane,

and by-alley. That situated near the Katai Gorod is said to be the

best. Though inferior to the ordinary cafes of Paris or Marseilles in

extent and decoration, it is nevertheless pretty stylish in its way,

and is interesting to strangers from the fact that it represents a

prominent feature in Russian life--the drinking of _tchai_.

[Illustration: TEA-SELLERS.]

Who has not heard of Russian tea?--the tea that comes all the way

across the steppes of Tartary and over the Ural Mountains?--the tea

that never loses its flavor by admixture with the salt of the ocean,

but is delivered over at the great fair of Nijni Novgorod as pure and

fragrant as when it started? He who has never heard of Russian tea has

heard nothing, and he who has never enjoyed a glass of it may have

been highly favored in other respects, but I contend that he has

nevertheless led a very benighted existence. All epicures in the

delicate leaf unite in pronouncing it far superior to the nectar with

which the gods of old were wont to quench their thirst. It is truly

one of the luxuries of life--so soft; so richly yet delicately

flavored; so bright, glowing, and transparent as it flashes through

the crystal glasses; nothing acrid, gross, or earthly about it--a

heavenly compound that "cheers but not inebriates."

"A balm for the sickness of care,

A bliss for a bosom unbless'd."

Come with me, friend, and let us take a seat in the traktir. Every

body here is a tea-drinker. Coffee is never good in Russia. Besides,

it is gross and villainous stuff compared with the _tchai_ of Moscow.

At all hours of the day we find the saloons crowded with Russians,

French, Germans, and the representatives of various other nations--all

worshipers before the burnished shrine of _Tchai_. A little saint in

the corner presides especially over this department. The devout

Russians take off their hats and make a profound salam to this

accommodating little patron, whose corpulent stomach and smiling

countenance betoken an appreciation of all the good things of life.

Now observe how these wonderful Russians--the strangest and most

incomprehensible of beings--cool themselves this sweltering hot day.

Each stalwart son of the North calls for a portion of _tchai_, not a

tea-cupful or a glassful, but a genuine Russian portion--a tea-potful.

The tea-pot is small, but the tea is strong enough to bear an

unlimited amount of dilution; and it is one of the glorious privileges

of the tea-drinker in this country that he may have as much hot water

as he pleases. Sugar is more sparingly supplied. The adept remedies

this difficulty by placing a lump of sugar in his mouth and sipping

his tea through it--a great improvement upon the custom said to exist

in some parts of Holland, where a lump of sugar is hung by a string

over the table and swung around from mouth to mouth, so that each

guest may take a pull at it after swallowing his tea. A portion would

be quite enough for a good-sized family in America. The Russian makes

nothing of it. Filling and swilling hour after hour, he seldom rises

before he gets through ten or fifteen tumblersful, and, if he happens

to be thirsty, will double it--enough, one would think, to founder a

horse. But the Russian stomach is constructed upon some physiological

principles unknown to the rest of mankind--perhaps lined with

gutta-percha and riveted to a diaphragm of sheet-iron. Grease and

scalding-hot tea; _quass_ and cabbage soup; raw cucumbers; cold fish;

lumps of ice; decayed cheese and black bread, seem to have no other

effect upon it than to provoke an appetite. In warm weather it is

absolutely marvelous to see the quantities of fiery-hot liquids these

people pour down their throats. Just cast your eye upon that bearded

giant in the corner, with his hissing urn of tea before him, his

_batvina_ and his _shtshie_! What a spectacle of physical enjoyment!

His throat is bare; his face a glowing carbuncle; his body a monstrous

cauldron, seething and dripping with overflowing juices. Shade of

Hebe! how he swills the tea--how glass after glass of the steaming-hot

liquid flows into his capacious maw, and diffuses itself over his

entire person! It oozes from every pore of his skin; drops in globules

from his forehead; smokes through his shirt; makes a piebald chart of

seas and islands over his back; streams down and simmers in his boots!

He is saturated with tea, inside and out--a living sponge overflowing

at every pore. You might wring him out, and there would still be a

heavy balance left in him.

[Illustration: MUJIKS AT TEA.]

These traktirs are the general places of meeting, where matters of

business or pleasure are discussed; accounts settled and bargains

made. Here the merchant, the broker, the banker, and the votary of

pleasure meet in common. Here all the pursuits of human life are

represented, and the best qualities of men drawn out with the drawing

of the tea. Enmities are forgotten and friendships cemented in tea. In

short, the traktir is an institution, and its influence extends

through all the ramifications of society.

But it is in the gardens and various places of suburban resort that

the universal passion for tea is displayed in its most pleasing and

romantic phases. Surrounded by the beauties of nature, lovers make

their avowals over the irrepressible tea-pot; the hearts of fair

damsels are won in the intoxication of love and tea; quarrels between

man and wife are made up, and children weaned--I had almost said

baptized--in tea. The traveler must see the families seated under the

trees, with the burnished urn before them--the children romping about

over the grass; joy beaming upon every face; the whole neighborhood a

repetition of family groups and steaming urns, bound together by the

mystic tie of sympathy, before he can fully appreciate the important

part that tea performs in the great drama of Russian life.

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