VIII--THE PRINCE CALLED THEM ALL FOOLS

Partridge shooting opened on August 1st, and the Prince and

Billy--for the keepers were all away at their Kaders--collected some

beaters--among whom the naughty and clever Joszo, resplendent in carpet

slippers, a pair of old gaiters, and an old cartridge belt--and set

out to a melancholy half-hearted shoot, from which Billy returned in

a dismal humour. They had shot little and had thought all the time of

the men--German, Austrian, Russian, and French--who had shot with them

last year and who were now engaged in shooting one another; the Prince

had spoken all the time, too, of his friend the Grand Duke Nicholai

Nicholaievich, who had hitherto been such a charming and clever man,

but who, now that he was to lead the Russians, was nothing but a

mahogany-coloured giant; and it was a disgusting world, and how could

anybody ever be happy again....

The days that followed were very anxious. France, the newspapers said,

declared war on Germany; and Austria felt cross and shocked. How could

France declare war on any country when she was herself, as the whole

world knew, so little prepared? But there would be a revolution in

France, and Poincaré would be guillotined for rushing his country into

war like that. Oh, yes, all were agreed, nothing was surer than that

Poincaré would meet the traitor's death he deserved.... My return to

England had been planned for September, and I began to think that I

ought to try to leave at once, but this was laughed down.

"How do you propose to go, Jerry--by private balloon? For everything on

wheels is in the hands of the army at present. No, whatever happens you

must just stay with us--even if England should join in, you will easily

be home for Christmas--the war will be finished long before then. But

England won't fight, so why should we break our heads about it?"

I pointed out that treaty obligations would hardly allow Great Britain

to stand aside.

"Treaty obligations don't count any more," said the Prince; "the

Germans are in Belgium."

"Great Britain, I imagine, does not accept the German view of treaty

obligations. Can't you really see that Germany is committing a crime in

going through Belgium like that?" I asked the Prince.

"No, absolutely not, when the French were already in Belgium before

France declared war on Germany. And even supposing they were not there,

Germany would still be right in forcing her way through--it's a case

of the survival of the fittest. He's a nice fool that King of the

Belgians! He had simply to allow the Germans through, and he would have

been well paid for it by William. Old Leopold would not have been so

silly."

"There you are right," I said, "he probably would have sold his

country."

"Now, Jerry, don't be impertinent! Anything you say now will be used

against you if England declares war on us. Don't forget you're our

prisoner then."

* * * * *

When the declaration of war did come it sobered us somewhat! The

Princess quickly recovered and said----

"Why do you worry about it, Jerry? It's not a matter between you and

me, but between Grey and Berchtold--let them scratch each other's eyes

out if they like. After all, I'm not sure that I'm so angry with them,

for it means that now you've got to remain here indefinitely--nolens

volens. I am very glad, for it will be fearfully dull here without our

usual big shooting parties. And now come and play bridge."

That was the way in which the Princess looked at it all the time. It

was impossible for me to persuade her that to have an enemy alien

in the house might be very unpleasant for her: she could never see

why, though England and Germany hated each other so cordially, she

and I could not remain the good friends we had always been and live

peacefully in the same house.

* * * * *

It was very easy for us to disagree, for, after a course of the _Neue

Freie Presse_, the _Neues Wiener Tagblatt_ and the _Berliner Tagblatt_,

with the exception of myself and the servants--the majority of whom

were Slavs--the inmates of Schloss K---- were soon convinced that it

was England that had been behind the whole conflagration: that jealous

of Germany's dangerously increasing foreign trade, she sought to

cripple it by a war, and accordingly it was at England's suggestion

that Russia bribed the Serbs to assassinate the Archduke--an event

which the Entente felt would certainly force Germany's hand....

"We are not strong enough to do anything ourselves, and Germany is the

one hope of our existence. What can one do if one is so poor and so

divided as we are? Oh, but Willy will save us--a plucky dashing fellow

who will teach you all a lesson. You will shed bitter tears in England

yet."

"We shall see, when the war is over, who will laugh and who will cry,"

I would reply.

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