THE END OF POLLY NEEFIT.
Rumours, well-supported rumours, as to the kind of life which Mr.
Neefit was leading reached Alexandra Cottage, filling Mrs. Neefit's
mind with dismay, and making Polly very angry indeed. He came home
always somewhat the worse for drink, and would talk of punching the
heads both of Mr. Newton and of Mr. Ontario Moggs. Waddle, who was
very true to his master's interests, had taken an opportunity of
seeing Mrs. Neefit, and of expressing a very distinct idea that the
business was going to the mischief. Mrs. Neefit was of opinion that
in this emergency the business should be sold, and that they might
safely remove themselves to some distant country,--to Tunbridge, or
perhaps to Ware. Polly, however, would not accede to her mother's
views. The evil must, she thought, be cured at once. "If father goes
on like this, I shall just walk straight out of the house, and marry
Moggs at once," Polly said. "Father makes no account of my name, and
so I must just look out for myself." She had not as yet communicated
these intentions to Ontario, but she was quite sure that she would be
supported in her views by him whenever she should choose to do so.
Once or twice Ontario came down to the cottage, and when he did so,
Mr. Neefit was always told of the visit. "I ain't going to keep
anything from father, mother," Polly would say. "If he chooses
to misbehave, that isn't my fault. I mean to have Mr. Moggs, and
it's only natural I should like to see him." Neefit, when informed
of these visits, after swearing that Moggs junior was a sneaking
scoundrel to come to his house in his absence, would call upon Moggs
senior, and swear with many threats that his daughter should have
nothing but what she stood up in. Moggs senior would stand quite
silent, cutting the skin on his hand with his shoemaker's knife, and
would simply bid the infuriated breeches-maker good morning, when
he left the shop. But, in truth, Mr. Moggs senior had begun to doubt.
"I'd leave it awhile, Onty, if I was you," he said. "May be, after
all, he'll give her nothing."
"I'll take her the first day she'll come to me,--money or no money,"
said Moggs junior.
Foiled ambition had, in truth, driven the breeches-maker to madness.
But there were moments in which he was softened, melancholy, and
almost penitent. "Why didn't you have him when he come down to
Margate," he said, with the tears running down his cheek, that very
evening after eating his rump-steak in Mr. Newton's rooms. The
soda-water and brandy, with a little gin-and-water after it, had
reduced him to an almost maudlin condition, so that he was unable to
support his parental authority.
"Because I didn't choose, father. It wasn't his fault. He spoke fair
enough,--though I don't suppose he ever wanted it. Why should he?"
"You might have had him then. He'd 've never dared to go back. I'd a
killed him if he had."
"What good would it have done, father? He'd never have loved me, and
he'd have despised you and mother."
"I wouldn't 've minded that," said Mr. Neefit, wiping his eyes.
"But I should have minded. What should I have felt with a husband
as wouldn't have wanted me ever to have my own father in his house?
Would that have made me happy?"
"It 'd 've made me happy to know as you was there."
"No, father; there would have been no happiness in it. When I came to
see what he was I knew I should never love him. He was just willing
to take me because of his word;--and was I going to a man like that?
No, father;--certainly not." The poor man was at that moment too far
gone in his misery to argue the matter further, and he lay on the
old sofa, very much at Polly's mercy. "Drop it, father," she said.
"It wasn't to be, and it couldn't have been. You'd better say you'll
drop it." But, sick and uncomfortable as he was on that evening, he
couldn't be got to say that he would drop it.
Nor could he be got to drop it for some ten days after that;--but
on a certain evening he had come home very uncomfortable from the
effects of gin-and-water, and had been spoken to very sensibly both
by his wife and daughter.
By seven on the following morning Ontario Moggs was sitting in the
front parlour of the house at Hendon, and Polly Neefit was sitting
with him. He had never been there at so early an hour before, and
it was thought afterwards by both Mr. and Mrs. Neefit that his
appearance, so unexpected by them, had not surprised their daughter
Polly. Could it have been possible that she had sent a message to him
after that little scene with her father? There he was, at any rate,
and Polly was up to receive him. "Now, Onty, that'll do. I didn't
want to talk nonsense, but just to settle something."
"But you'll tell a fellow that you're glad to see him?"
"No, I won't. I won't tell a fellow anything he doesn't know already.
You and I have got to get married."
"Of course we have."
"But we want father's consent. I'm not going to have him made
unhappy, if I can help it. He's that wretched sometimes at present
that my heart is half killed about him."
"The things he says are monstrous," asserted Moggs, thinking of the
protestation lately made by the breeches-maker in his own hearing,
to the effect that Ralph Newton should yet be made to marry his
daughter.
"All the same I've got to think about him. There's a dozen or so
of men as would marry me, Mr. Moggs; but I can never have another
father."
"I'll be the first of the dozen any way," said the gallant Ontario.
"That depends. However, mother says so, and if father 'll consent,
I won't go against it. I'll go to him now, before he's up, and I'll
tell him you're here. I'll bring him to his senses if I can. I don't
know whatever made him think so much about gentlemen."
"He didn't learn it from you, Polly."
"Perhaps he did, after all; and if so, that's the more reason why I'd
forgive him." So saying, Polly went up-stairs upon her mission. On
the landing she met her mother, and made known the fact that Ontario
was in the parlour. "Don't you go to him, mother;--not yet," said
Polly. Whereby it may be presumed that Mrs. Neefit had been informed
of Mr. Moggs's visit before Polly had gone to him.
Mr. Neefit was in bed, and his condition apparently was not a happy
one. He was lying with his head between his hands, and was groaning,
not loudly, but very bitterly. His mode of life for the last month
had not been of a kind to make him comfortable, and his conscience,
too, was ill at ease. He had been a hard-working man, who had loved
respectability and been careful of his wife and child. He had been
proud to think that nobody could say anything against him, and that
he had always paid his way. Up to the time of this disastrous fit of
ambition on Polly's behalf he had never made himself ridiculous, and
had been a prosperous tradesman, well thought of by his customers.
Suddenly he had become mad, but not so mad as to be unconscious
of his own madness. The failure of his hopes, joined to the
inexpressibly bitter feeling that in their joint transactions young
Newton had received all that had been necessary to him, whereas he,
Neefit, had got none of that for which he had bargained,--these
together had so upset him that he had lost his balance, had travelled
out of his usual grooves, and had made an ass of himself. He knew he
had made an ass of himself,--and was hopelessly endeavouring to show
himself to be less of an ass than people thought him, by some success
in his violence. If he could only punish young Newton terribly,
people would understand why he had done all this. But drink had been
necessary to give him courage for his violence, and now as he lay
miserable in bed, his courage was very low.
"Father," said Polly, "shall I give you a drink?" Neefit muttered
something, and took the cold tea that was offered to him. It was
cold tea, with just a spoonful of brandy in it to make it acceptable.
"Father, there ought to be an end of all this;--oughtn't there?"
"I don't know about no ends. I'll be down on him yet."
"No you won't, father. And why should you? He has done nothing wrong
to you or me. I wouldn't have him if it was ever so."
"It's all been your fault, Polly."
"Yes;--my fault; that I wouldn't be made what you call a lady; to be
taken away, so that I'd never see any more of you and mother!" Then
she put her hand gently on his shoulder. "I couldn't stand that,
father."
"I'd make him let you come to us."
"A wife must obey her husband, father. Mother always obeyed you."
"No, she didn't. She's again me now."
"Besides, I don't want to be a lady," said Polly, seeing that she had
better leave that question of marital obedience; "and I won't be a
lady. I won't be better than you and mother."
"You've been brought up better."
"I'll show my breeding, then, by being true to you, and true to the
man I love. What would you think of your girl, if she was to give her
hand to a--gentleman, when she'd given her heart to a--shoemaker?"
"Oh, d---- the shoemaker!"
"No, father, I won't have it. What is there against Ontario? He's a
fine-hearted fellow, as isn't greedy after money,--as 'd kiss the
very ground I stand on he's that true to me, and is a tradesman as
yourself. If we had a little place of our own, wouldn't Ontario be
proud to have you there, and give you the best of everything; and
wouldn't I wait upon you, just only trying to know beforehand every
tittle as you'd like to have. And if there was to be babies, wouldn't
they be brought up to love you. If I'd gone with that young man down
to his fine place, do you think it would have been like that? How 'd
I've felt when he was too proud to let his boy know as you was my
father?" Neefit turned on his bed and groaned. He was too ill at ease
as to his inner man to argue the subject from a high point of view,
or to assert that he was content to be abased himself in order that
his child and grandchildren might be raised in the world. "Father,"
said Polly, "you have always been kind to me. Be kind to me now."
"The young 'uns is always to have their own way," said Neefit.
"Hasn't my way been your way, father?"
"Not when you wouldn't take the Captain when he come to Margate."
"I didn't love him, father. Dear father, say the word. We haven't
been happy lately;--have we, father?"
"I ain't been very 'appy," said Neefit, bursting out into sobs.
She put her face upon his brow and kissed it. "Father, let us be
happy again. Ontario is down-stairs,--in the parlour now."
"Ontario Moggs in my parlour!" said Neefit, jumping up in bed.
"Yes, father; Ontario Moggs,--my husband, as will be; the man I
honour and love; the man that will honour and love you; as true a
fellow as ever made a young woman happy by taking her. Let me tell
him that you will have him for a son." In truth, Neefit did not speak
the word;--but when Polly left the room, which she presently did
after a long embrace, Mr. Neefit was aware that his consent to the
union would be conveyed to Ontario Moggs in less than five minutes.
"And now you can name the day," said Ontario.
"I cannot do any such thing," replied Polly; "and I think that quite
enough has been settled for one morning. It's give an inch and take
an ell with some folks."
Ontario waited for breakfast, and had an interview with his future
father-in-law. It was an hour after the scene up-stairs before Mr.
Neefit could descend, and when he did come down he was not very
jovial at the breakfast-table. "It isn't what I like, Moggs," was the
first word that he spoke when the young politician rose to grasp the
hand of his future father-in-law.
"I hope you'll live to like it, Mr. Neefit," said Ontario, who, now
that he was to have his way in regard to Polly, was prepared to
disregard entirely any minor annoyances.
"I don't know how that may be. I think my girl might have done
better. I told her so, and I just tell you the same. She might a'
done a deal better, but women is always restive."
"We like to have our own way about our young men, father," said
Polly, who was standing behind her father's chair.
"Bother young men," said the breeches-maker. After that the interview
passed off, if not very pleasantly, at least smoothly,--and it was
understood that Mr. Neefit was to abandon that system of persecution
against Ralph Newton, to which his life had been devoted for the last
few weeks.
After that there was a pretty little correspondence between Polly and
Ralph, with which the story of Polly's maiden life may be presumed to
be ended, and which shall be given to the reader, although by doing
so the facts of our tale will be somewhat anticipated. Polly, with
her father's permission, communicated the fact of her engagement to
her former lover.
Hendon, Saturday.
DEAR SIR,--
Father thinks it best that I should tell you that I
am engaged to marry Mr. Ontario Moggs,--whom you will
remember. He is a most respectable tradesman, and stood
once for a member of Parliament, and I think he will make
me quite happy; and I'm quite sure that's what I'm fitted
for.
Whether Polly meant that she was fitted to be made happy, or fitted
to be the wife of a tradesman who stood for Parliament, did not
appear quite clearly.
There have been things which we are very sorry for, and
hope you'll forgive and forget. Father bids me say how
sorry he is he broke a figure of a pretty little man in
your room. He would get another, only he would not know
where to go for it.
Wishing you always may be happy, believe me to remain,
Yours most respectfully,
MARYANNE NEEFIT.
Ralph's answer was dated about a fortnight afterwards;--
--, Cavendish Square, 1 June, 186--.
MY DEAR POLLY,--
I hope you will allow me to call you so now for the
last time. I am, indeed, happy that you are going to
be married. I believe Mr. Moggs to be a most excellent
fellow. I hope I may often see him,--and sometimes you.
He must allow you to accept a little present which I send
you, and never be jealous if you wear it at your waist.
The pretty little man that your father broke by accident
in my rooms did not signify at all. Pray tell him so from
me.
Believe me to be your very sincere friend,
RALPH NEWTON.
I may as well tell you my own secret. I am going to be
married, too. The young lady lives in this house, and her
name is Augusta Eardham.
This letter was sent by messenger from Cavendish Square, with a very
handsome watch and chain. A month afterwards, when he was preparing
to leave London for Brayboro' Park, he received a little packet, with
a note as follows;--
Linton, Devonshire, Wednesday.
DEAR MR. NEWTON,--
I am so much obliged for the watch, and so is Ontario, who
will never be jealous, I'm sure. It is a most beautiful
thing, and I shall value it, oh! so much. I am very glad
you are going to be married, and should have answered
before, only I wanted to finish making with my own hand a
little chain which I send you. And I hope your sweetheart
won't be jealous either. We looked her out in a book, and
found she is the daughter of a great gentleman with a
title. That is all just as it should be. Ontario sends his
respects. We have come down here for the honeymoon.
I remain, yours very sincerely,
MARYANNE MOGGS.