CHAPTER XV

Indeed it was Mr. Omee whom the Company censured--Mr. Omee who had been

inhuman enough to banish a worthless performance from his theatre.

"Never," said Miss Jinman, "in all her experience had she known artists

to be so grossly insulted." Mr. Quisby's position might be ambiguous,

Mr. Quisby might be shirking his responsibilities; not to put too fine

a point upon it, Mr. Quisby might be a rogue. But he had paid them

compliments--and Mr. Omee had shut his doors against them. Mr. Omee

was the innocent person whom they execrated and reviled.

In the quarter where the "professional apartments" of Blithepoint are

most numerous, the landladies looked anxious in the morning. On every

doorstep in Corporation Road, and half way down Alfreton Terrace, the

news was known by nine o'clock. The lodgers were obliged to fence with

searching questions at breakfast, and many of the houris heating

curling-tongs in the parlour-fire were told that it would "save trouble

if they got in their dinner themselves."

Towards midday the Company straggled off the pier with baskets and

parcels, and the baggageman was busy collecting the clothes-hampers.

The boards of _Little Miss Kiss-and-Tell_ had gone from the turnstiles,

and later, bill-stickers came along and splashed up advertisements of a

stopgap. The rejected comedians stood on the Parade and eyed the work

morosely. They had hoped the theatre would have to be closed. Miss

Jinman said, "It was very strange, to say the least; she didn't

understand how the bills had been printed since last night! It looked

to _her_ as if Mr. Omee had been _playing them false from the start_!"

Then striking proof of Mr. Omee's perfidy was forthcoming, his brutal

nature was revealed to the full--he offered to make the stranded

performers by whom he had lost money, a present of their fares if they

liked to return to their homes. "Ah," said the Chorus, "_that_ shows

what a dirty trick he served us!" "He has exposed his hand _there_,"

said Miss Jinman; "_wants to get us out of the town_!"

And Mr. Quisby, who meant to pay them nothing, but was endeavouring to

make use of them in Slocombe-on-the-Swamp the following week before he

decamped, told them there was a reviving prospect of a three months'

tour.

So not more than a third of the Company profited by Mr. Omee's

generosity, and the others warned them that they were being very unwise.

And by this time the tidings of the disaster had spread from

Corporation Road and Alfreton Terrace as far as the Grand Hotel, where

it provided languid amusement, and the plight of the players was known

to all the visitors on the Front. Including Conrad.

But it was not until Friday, December 26th, that one of those incidents

which may occur to anybody associated him with the matter.

It had been misty since morning, and towards the close of day the fog

deepened. When he left a house where he had been lunching with a man,

he took the wrong turning. So far as he was able to see at all, he saw

that he had blundered into a neighbourhood which was strange to him. A

humble neighbourhood, apparently, with nothing of a watering-place

about it. This being Boxing-day, the little shops to which he came

were shuttered, and owing to the weather, few people were abroad. He

wandered amid dim desertion. Then as he paused, hesitating, two girls

emerged suddenly from the fog, and stopped before him.

"Oh!" exclaimed one of them, "could you tell us where Gandy's the

greengrocer's is?"

"I am so sorry," said Conrad, "I can't. Can you direct me to the

Parade?"

She answered absurdly that he was "coming away from it," though he was

standing still. "It's over there," she said; "you go down there, and

take the first on the left, and keep straight on. You can't miss it."

"I _have_ missed it," demurred Conrad. "Thank you for rescuing me. I

wish I could direct you to Gandy's the greengrocer's in return."

The other girl had not spoken yet, but now she said--

"Oh, never mind, thanks, we shall find it; they say it's quite near.

But it's too dark to make out the names."

It was also too dark to make out her features, but her voice was

delicious, and if the fog didn't flatter her, she was dowered with the

eyes that he most ardently admired. He was all at once sensible of a

keen interest in the whereabouts of the greengrocer's.

"That seems to be a shop at the corner; I'll go over and see what it

is!" he said promptly. But it was a general dealer's, and he came back

not displeased.

"Bother! We _must_ find it!" cried the first girl.

"May I come and help you?" he asked.

"Oh, you can come if you like," she said; and added as a pure

concession to formality, "It's awf'ly kind of you."

So they all proceeded through the fog.

"It's such a nuisance everything being shut to-day," the first girl

went on. "That's why we want Gandy's--they say Gandy's live there, and

might oblige us. We can ring 'em up."

"Fruit?" he inquired.

"No," she said; "flowers--violets. We want some for the concert

to-night. Are you going?"

"Certainly I am," said Conrad. "What concert? I haven't heard about

it?"

"Oh well, it was only settled this morning. We're giving a concert at

the Victoria Hall--_The Little Miss Kiss-and-Tell_ Company. It's to

help us all. Mr. Quisby--our manager--only let me know just now. I'm

going to sing a 'flower-song,' and I want some 'button-holes' to throw

among the Audience; I can't do the song without."

"Throw one to me," said Conrad.

"I will," she promised. "We ought to get some people in, as it's bank

holiday, don't you think so? And if the show 'goes,' we can have the

hall again to-morrow. The tickets are only sixpence and a shilling.

Did you see us on the pier?"

"No," he said, "I wasn't here then--I was just too late. How many

tickets can you let me have?"

"Oh, you'll get them at the door! we haven't got any. You'll really

come, won't you?"

"I'll come if I miss my dinner to get there," he vowed. "Where _is_

Victoria Hall?"

"It's--I don't know the name of the street. It's near the station.

Anybody'll tell you. We begin at eight o'clock."

This was all very well, but the Girl of the Voice had not spoken again,

and he wished she would say something.

"Shall I hear you sing, too?" he asked, looking across at her. He

looked across at her just as they approached a lamp-post, and his most

sanguine hopes were realised. He found her adorable.

"No, _I_ am not in the programme," said Rosalind.

"Here's a policeman!" cried Miss Lascelles. "Can you tell us where

Gandy's the greengrocer's is?" she begged again.

The constable did not know, and, official though useless, took a long

time to say so. More intelligently he remarked that it was "Nasty

weather for Boxing-day," and Conrad gave him a half-crown. The next

instant they deciphered the name of "Gandy" themselves.

"What a stupid policeman!" exclaimed Rosalind, pouting. She pulled the

bell, and glanced at Conrad. Conrad happened to be glancing at her.

"Your troubles are nearly over," she said with a smile.

"I am not impatient," owned Conrad.

There were descending footsteps, and a woman opened the door.

He said ingratiatingly, "I am sorry to disturb you, but we're trying to

get some flowers. Can you let me have some?"

"Flowers?" said the woman. She had a vacant stare.

"A few bunches of violets," Rosalind explained.

"Y-e-s," murmured the woman. She made a long pause. "We 'aven't got

no flowers now," she said. "N--no. I'm sorry we can't oblige you."

"Can you tell us where we can get some?" put in Miss Lascelles sharply.

"No----no, I couldn't say, I'm sure," faltered the woman.... "There's

Peters' opperzite--p'raps _they_ might be able to oblige you."

"Do you know where there's a florist's?" questioned Conrad.

"Florist's?" She shook her head. "N--no, I can't say as I do--not one

as is likely to be open to-day."

"Let's try Peters'!" they said; and scurried across the road.

Here they pulled without effect; the bell yielded to them immoderately,

but no tinkle came. They regarded one another, discouraged.

"You had better leave us to our fate," sighed Rosalind.

"Are you dismissing me?" His tone was reproachful.

"Releasing you," she said, in her best St. James' manner.

"My chains are flowers," said he ornately.

"I wish you'd give 'em to me!" said Tattie Lascelles.

"You shall have them before we part. Ladies, I have an inspiration!

You know the way to the Parade--let's go down there and get a fly.

Then we've nothing more to do--the responsibility's the flyman's.

We'll take him by the hour, and make him drive us about Blithepoint

till we find a florist's. Is it carried?"

"Unanimously!" cried Rosalind. "Right about face, quick march!"

And there was a belated fly dozing by the pier. When the man had

recovered from his astonishment at being hailed, he grew quite brisk,

and developed ideas. He suggested "Mitchell's," and drove them to a

fashionable florist's in the Mall. Nothing could have been happier.

Mr. Mitchell accepted their apologies, and lit the gas as amiably as if

bank-holidays were of no importance. Bountifully he brought forward

his best for them, and his best was as beauteous as it was expensive.

The warm, perfumed air was agreeable after the fog, and Rosalind among

the azaleas was divine. (There are few keener pleasures than taking

out a nice woman, and spending money on her; and it is unnecessary that

one should go out fond of the woman--it's so easy to get fond of her in

the process.) "Oh no, really!" she protested--and she meant it, for

Miss Lascelles was already laden--"No, none for me, really!"

"Just these," pleaded Conrad; "they're so pretty--it's a shame to leave

them behind." He put them in her hands.

"I'd like you to see some roses I've got here, sir," said the

proprietor; "it's not often you can see roses like those."

"Exquisite," assented Conrad.... "And just a few roses, won't you?"

"Well one, then," she said succumbing.

"We'll have some roses!" commanded Conrad magnificently. "And those

look nice--those lilies-of-the-valley. You might give us some

lilies-of-the-valley, will you?"

"I'll have nothing else," she told him in her first undertone. The

woman's first undertone is so sweet.

"A few?" he entreated. "You _ought_ to wear lilies-of-the-valley! I

wish you were going to sing to-night."

"Do you?"

"I shall see you there, sha'n't I?"

She nodded. "Yes, I shall be in 'front.'"

"I'm so glad I met you!"

He thought of taking them in to the hotel to tea, but her companion's

toilette had been very hasty.

The fly was as fragrant as a flower show when they drove away. She

buried her fair face in the blossoms he had given to her. It's

permissible, but it may stir the man's imagination. It stirred

Conrad's; he had rarely wanted a kiss from a woman so much. In the

scented dusk, as their gaze met, her eyes were luminous--like stars.

The fly rattled into Corporation Road, and he wondered whether she was

going to ask him if he would 'come in.' The fly stopped.

"Au revoir," he said. "Victoria Hall? I have the name right?"

"Won't you come and help us put the flowers in water?" she suggested.

It was of interest to see her without a hat. When she took off her

coat he was captivated. He stayed about ten minutes, and the other

girl didn't go out of the room. Both went to the door with him when he

left.

"Eight o'clock, then?" he said.

"Eight o'clock."

"Whom shall I ask for if I don't see you?"

"'Miss Daintree;' but you're sure to see me."

"You won't be late?"

"No, I shall be there when it begins. Good-bye--and thanks!"

"Oh!--Good-bye."

He saw her smile to him again from the step--and the cab turned.

"What a lark! I say, isn't he mashed on you! Do you like his

moustache? Hasn't he got lovely teeth?" exclaimed Tattie in the

passage.

"Y-e-s.... He's rather nice," said Rosalind.

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