MEMS. OF THEATRES, &C., COMMISSION.

Mr. John Hare, Lessee of the Garrick Theatre, in his evidence before

the Theatres and Music Halls Committee, described himself, according

to the _Times_ Report, as having "been for about thirty years an

actor, and for fifteen years a manager." This gives him forty-five

years of professional life, and saying, for example, that he commenced

his career as an actor at twenty, then his own computation brings him

up to sixty-five If this be so, then Mr. JOHN HARE, with his elastic

step, his twinkling eye, his clear enunciation, and his energetic

style, is the youngest sexagenarian to be met with on or off the

stage; and it is probable that when he reaches the Gladstonian age

he will be more sprightly than even the Grand One himself.

In answer to a question put by Viscount EBRINGTON, Mr. EDWARD TERRY

gave it as his opinion that "if officers"--he was speaking of the army

not the police--"were prouder of their uniforms, and did not take

the earliest opportunity of divesting themselves of them, the uniform

would be more respected." He ought to have put it, "would be uniformly

more respected." But how about the man inside the uniform? But why

should a soldier wear his uniform when off duty any more than a

policeman when off duty, or any more than a barrister should wear his

wig, bands, and gown, when not practising in the Courts? There is one

person who should always wear a distinctive uniform, and that is a

Clergyman, who is never off duty. Perhaps this is already provided for

by the Act of Uniformity.

Mr. JOHN HOLLINGSHEAD, after expressing his opinion that Mr. IRVING

had been "seeing visions,"--which of course is quite an Irvingite

characteristic,--proposed to put everything right everywhere, and be

the Universal Legislator and Official Representative of Everybody.

Salary not so much an object as a comfortable home, a recognised

official position, and "No Fees." (The Commission still sitting

may perhaps dissolve itself, and appoint the last witness as Sole

Theatrical and Music Hall Commissioner, with no power to add to his

number.)

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