UNCLE LEM’S CHRISTMAS PARTY

The village of Oatka Centre had no sooner swallowed the amazing fact

that Lemuel Perkins was going to give the school children a Christmas

party in his own house, than its bump of credulity was again strained

almost to the bursting point by the information that Mrs. Em Caldwell

was helping actively about the preparations, and that Mr. Lemuel

Perkins himself had been seen bringing several parcels from “Nate

Waterses store,” and even talking amicably with Elder Smith on the

subject of missions in India and a certain small missionary from that

land, though various essential differences between free will and

predestination had previously cleft an impassable gulf between them.

“Will wonders never cease?” marvelled Oatka Centre, and then decided

unanimously that they certainly would not, for about that time it

transpired that the children’s party had enlarged into a neighbourhood

celebration, and that every man, woman, and child in the village was

invited.

It had been Merry Christmas’s first idea to invite the fathers

and mothers to come with their children; but then so many of her

particular friends—like Mr. Bennett, and Mrs. Caldwell, and Miss Marthy

Watkins—were not blessed with children that it seemed impossible

to narrow the gates of paradise in that manner. And when it was

once decided to light the fires in the long-disused parlour and

sitting-room, there really seemed to be no excuse for shutting out

anybody; particularly as Uncle Lemuel developed a sudden mania for

inviting every person who had a good word to speak for his “little

sissy”; and who in Oatka Centre hadn’t by the time those two jolly

weeks of holiday preparation were over? For, like an unconscious

messenger of “peace on earth, good will to men,” she had bobbed from

the schoolhouse to the stores and back again, and presently into every

house in the village, on one errand or another, trading happily with

her one little talent, and leaving a trail of “Merry Christmas” in the

air behind her.

Talk about your Marconi stations! There is nothing like a little human

heart brimming over with goodwill, and bubbling with enthusiasm, to

fill the air so full of Christmas spirit that not another thought can

find a wave to ride on.

And so it happened that by the time the windows of the brown Perkins

homestead were set cheerily ablaze the snowy village streets were

crackling and snapping merrily under the tread of many feet.

“I dunno as I’d orter ’a’ shut up the post-office and come,” confided

Miss Watkins to her neighbour, Mrs. Waters, as they creaked cheerfully

along together at the end of the line, “when the six o’clock is so late

and the mail hain’t come in, but Merry Christmas she couldn’t have it

no other way. She said she was goin’ to have Tom Bennett for Sandy

Claus, anyway, and she’d just rig him up and have him fetch in the mail

bags, too, and I could call the letters and passels out right there.”

“That’s a good idee,” assented Mrs. Waters. “Trust that little gal for

fixin’ things around. She got Nate to shut up, too; and Job, he’s even

locked up the Emporium. Both on ’em is about sold out, anyway. There

hain’t been such a time for Christmas tradin’ in Oatka Centre dear

knows when. It’s funny how that young one stirs things up. It’s her

bein’ brought up in Injy, I expect, and a missionary’s daughter, so.

Why, the Baby Jesus and the shepherds and the wise men and the angels

and all is just as real to her as if they was out in Lem’s paster

this minute, and she seen ’em. Makes you feel kind of green to have a

young one come from heathen lands to teach us Christian folks about

Christmas!”

“It’s her takin’ things so for granted,” explained Miss Watkins. “I

hain’t give nobody much for Christmas in years, made an excuse of

bein’ in the office and not havin’ time; and so I told her when she

was in consultin’ me about some of her Christmas doin’s. Well, sir—the

next afternoon in she breezed about two o’clock, and said she’d come

to tend office for me till four, so I could go and do my tradin’;

and land if she hadn’t wrote a list, too, of some things that she’d

heard my sister’s young ones say they wanted.” She stopped to laugh

deprecatingly. “Well, Priscilla, you know I come and bought ’em, don’t

ye?”

“I bet that’s how she’s worked it with Lem,” answered Mrs. Waters.

“Took it for granted he was so decent that he was ashamed not to be.

Lem’s reely quite human these days. Do you remember his little gal,

Loviny, that he lost years and years ago. Well, he’s been and hunted

out a little red dress she had, and he wanted me to get some cloth just

that colour and then to have Mis’ Mosher make it up on the sly for

Merry. It was for a Christmas present, but Mis’ Mosher carried it up

this mornin’, and I’ll bet she’ll have it on to-night.”

By this time the two women had reached the brown gate, and they stopped

to admire the Christmas wreaths that shone against the lighted panes.

“Twenty on ’em there is, in all, and a little bell inside of each one,”

announced Miss Watkins. “Miss Porter told me, though you can’t see but

twelve from here. The young ones made ’em yesterday to the schoolhouse.

Say, there she is now—red dress and all!”

There she was indeed, little Merry Christmas, in her “Kissmas-coloured”

dress, with a wreath of holly crowning her brown braids—literally

exploding with joy and delight into a hundred little ripples of

laughter.

Unmindful of the cold air outside, she danced down the steps to meet

the latest comers.

“Oh, goody!” she cried. “I was so afraid you’d be late, and I didn’t

want you to miss anything. The children are going to sing their carols

first, and then we’re going to have the tree and then the popcorn and

candy. We made those this afternoon, for there really wouldn’t have

been any room to-night, there are so many here. And uncle has put a

dish of apples everywhere he could possibly make room. He thinks apples

are almost as healthy as pies. You just come this way to the back entry

and hang your things up. Oh, listen! They’re beginning now. Do you

suppose I can ever get into the kitchen far enough to sing?”

She certainly couldn’t if she had been anybody but her active little

self, for everybody else seemed to want to get into that kitchen, too.

And no wonder, for it was certainly an attractive spot, with its old

walls wreathed with ground pine and gay streamers, and the lighted

Christmas tree sparkling at the end, with a ring of happy young faces

beneath it, lustily carolling their Christmas songs.

[Illustration: “Oh, goody!” she cried. “I was so afraid you’d be late,

and I didn’t want you to miss anything”]

It was a mammoth kitchen, too, built in the days when the kitchen was

really the living-room and the heart of the house. But, bless you!

it would have taken half a dozen such kitchens to contain all the

happiness and eager anticipation and radiant good-fellowship that

were rampant there; to say nothing at all of all the people who were

disjointing their necks, and standing on each other’s feet, and poking

holes in each other’s ribs, in their anxiety to hear the music, and

see the decorations, and most of all to satisfy themselves for the

hundredth time that their own little Johns and Marys were far and

away the handsomest children there, and the best singers, and that it

was a wonder that all the other fathers and mothers weren’t blushing

with mortification at the painful obviousness of these facts.

First and foremost of all these self-complacent mortals was Mr. Lemuel

Perkins, though he would have been the last person in the world to

admit, or even to suspect, the fact; though nobody knows how else he

could have explained the proud lift of his bristling chin whisker, or

the positively vainglorious swelling of his chest, as a certain little

holly-crowned figure in a red dress was lifted mysteriously on high,

and smiled radiantly upon the assembled guests.

“Santa Claus is rather slow to-night,” announced the clear, childish

voice, “because some of his pack came by mail, and the train is late;

but my Uncle Lemuel will take his place till he comes. Oh, there he is,

over by the sink. Will you let Uncle Lemuel through, if you please?”

Uncle Lemuel glanced wildly about, but there was no avenue of escape

unless he leaped directly through the sink window. And in front of him

a way was opening through that mass of humanity as miraculously as if

Moses had been present with his famous rod. Even his growl of dissent

was lost in the merry babel of voices around him, as a score of hands

pushed him forward to where a little red-garbed figure welcomed him

joyfully.

“I’ll help you, Uncle, if you can’t see the names very well,” she

whispered. “But they’ll like to have you do the calling out.”

“Now, look here, sissy,” he protested; “I ain’t goin’ to have no

foolishness. Tom Bennett can rig himself up in a mess of red flannin

and cotton battin’ if he wants to, but I hain’t goin’ to make no show

of _my_self.”

“Mercy, no!” giggled Mary. “You aren’t round enough for Santa Claus,

anyway. You just call out the names. Here’s one for Elder Smith, and

Sarah Haskell, and Deacon Caldwell. There are perfect heaps. Oh, hurry,

do!”

Uncle Lemuel glanced at the first parcel, and a grim, “down-East” sense

of humour triumphed.

“Waal, Elder Smith,” he announced in stentorian tones, “I seem

predestined to hand you over this passel, that’s sure. I’ll bet you

can’t prove it was my free will this time.”

The burst of laughter that acclaimed this witticism was so intoxicating

that Mr. Perkins promptly proceeded to make another, which was even

more successful. Whereupon he yielded himself so thoroughly to the

unaccustomed delight of public appreciation and approval that when the

real Santa Claus finally came he was forced to divide his honours with

a determined Uncle Lemuel, who evidently regarded him as an upstart and

an interloper.

But bless me! nobody minded that, and least of all the genial Mr.

Bennett, for two Santa Clauses and a Merry Christmas and half a dozen

understudies and assistants were none too many to tackle that mass of

Christmas presents and clear them out of the way in time for the games

and other jollifications to begin.

It was a mercy that the popcorn and the molasses candy were all made

beforehand, for otherwise the whole school, and their presents, and

their teacher, and the tree, would have been stuck together in one huge

and inextricable popcorn ball; they barely escaped that fate as it was

just in the eating of those toothsome dainties. But blindman’s-buff and

stage-coach and puss-in-the-corner have their advantage in the line of

keeping things moving and preventing you from being glued for life to

your next neighbour if you chance to adhere in passing.

“Well, this is a real, right-down, old-fashioned Christmas party,

‘same as mother used to make,’ ain’t it?” queried Deacon Caldwell

jovially of the man next him and then stopped suddenly, as he realized

that that man was his time-honoured foe, Mr. Perkins.

But Mr. Perkins had no thought for any ancient grudges just then.

“What’s become of sissy?” he demanded sharply. “I can’t spot her

nowhere in sight. She was blindman along back, but she hain’t playin’

now.”

“She must be in the parlour,” suggested Deacon Caldwell kindly. “Like

as not she went in to hunt up Em. They’re great cronies, her and Em.”

“No, she ain’t,” retorted Uncle Lemuel shortly. “She ain’t there nor in

the settin’-room, nor upstairs in the bedrooms. You don’t s’pose she’s

been and took sick, somewheres, do ye?” he added anxiously. “Et too

much stuff, or come down with that scarlet fever, mebbe?”

“Why, sho now, Lem!” cried the deacon sympathetically. “I’d hate to

think so. But let’s go get Em. Em’s a master hand in sickness if need

be.”

“It’ll be easy enough to find her by the red dress,” said Mrs. Caldwell

encouragingly as she joined the little party of searchers. But

“upstairs and downstairs and in my lady’s chamber” they looked, and no

sign of the “Kissmas-coloured” dress did they see.

“There’s the cellar and the woodshed still left,” comforted Mrs.

Caldwell, glancing sidewise at Uncle Lemuel’s grimly suffering face.

And just as they reached the back-entry door, a little figure in a red

dress popped in from the woodshed entrance, a radiant little figure,

that waved a lantern on high, and flung itself joyfully upon Uncle

Lemuel.

“Where’ve you been?” demanded that gentleman with the gruffness of

relief. “We’ve been huntin’ you from garret to cellar.”

“Oh, I’m so sorry if you worried!” cried Mary penitently. “I never

thought you’d notice. Mr. Bennett brought me a letter, you see, from

mother—my Christmas letter—and of course I was dying to read it, and I

couldn’t find a single place that was quiet, so I took a lantern and

went out to the woodshed.”

“I hope you hain’t took your death of cold,” cried Mrs. Caldwell

anxiously.

“Oh, no; I’m warm as toast,” answered Mary happily. “And I’ve had the

nicest news you ever knew. Father and mother and the children are

all coming back to America! Isn’t that lovely? That’s been the only

drawback to this perfectly beautiful Christmas here—missing them all

so—and now—just think! They’re coming, too!”

“How do they happen to be comin’?” queried Mrs. Caldwell, returning

Mary’s ecstatic embrace.

“Why, it’s on account of father’s health. Father’s not been very strong

for a long time. But neither was I, and look at me now! He’ll be all

right as soon as he gets to Oatka Centre, and eats enough pie and

things.”

“Oh, are they comin’ here?” inquired Mrs. Caldwell, in a voice in which

pleasure and surprise were mingled. Oatka Centre had not yet forgotten

that when Ellen Rumball chose to marry and go to India, she had done

so in face of the threat that the Perkins doors would be closed to her

henceforth and forever.

But Mary returned her gaze with wide-open, astonished eyes.

“Why, she didn’t _say_ Oatka Centre,” she cried. “But where else should

they come? Why, mother loves Oatka Centre better than any other place

on earth, she always says. And father has no family at all. So Uncle

Lemuel is our nearest surviving relative,” she ended quaintly.

“Why, that’s so, of course,” agreed Mrs. Caldwell hastily. “How soon

did you say they was comin’?”

“Right away, mother says. Isn’t that grand? Maybe I won’t even go back

to school. Crescent Hill is lovely—for a school; but of course a real

home, with Uncle Lemuel and the rest of my family, would be lots nicer.

Oh, Uncle Lemuel, aren’t you glad as can be?”

But the old man was gazing at her with dazed eyes.

“Was you—goin’ back—to school, sissy?” he said slowly. “When?”

“Why, week after next, Uncle Lemuel. We’ve had a whole month, you see.

But if mother is coming here to live maybe she won’t make me, and I can

stay right along and bake pies for you all winter. Oh, goody, goody!

I’m so glad that my toes are skipping round inside my shoes. Do come

with me while I go and ask Miss Porter what class she would put me in.”

But Uncle Lemuel, muttering something about “the stock,” stepped to the

back door, and walked slowly out under the silent stars.

“Oh, he’s going out to see if they kneel down,” explained Mary happily,

after a second of surprise. “I heard that the animals all knelt in

their stalls on Christmas Eve; and he promised me that he’d go and look

and call me if they did. But I’m afraid that he’s too early. They

don’t do it till twelve o’clock, I think. I must run and tell him to

wait.”

Mrs. Caldwell laid a detaining hand upon her arm.

“I wouldn’t bother him if I was you, dearie,” she said. “Mebbe he’ll

find ’em now. It’s Christmas Eve, anyhow.”

For Mrs. Caldwell, down deep in her heart, was praying eagerly that the

stars of Christmas Eve would lead Uncle Lemuel, as they had led the

Wise Men long ago, to learn the lessons of humbleness and love by the

side of a manger.

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