CHAPTER XVI.

New Switzerland--An old-time river pilot--Houseboat life,

on the lower reaches--A philosopher in rags--Wooded

solitudes--Arrival at Louisville.

Near Madison, Ind., Sunday, May 27th.--At supper last night, a

houseboat fisherman, going by in his skiff, parted the willows

fringing our beach, and offered to sell us some of his wares. We

bought from him a two-pound catfish, which he tethered to a bush

overhanging the water, until we were ready to dress it; giving

us warning, that meanwhile it would be best to have an eye on our

purchase, or the turtles would devour it. Hungry thieves, these

turtles, the fisherman said; you could leave nothing edible in water

or on land, unprotected, without constant fear of the reptiles--which

reminds me that yesterday the Doctor and the Boy found on the beach a

beautiful box tortoise.

Our fish was swimming around finely, at the end of his cord, when the

executioner arrived, and when finally hung up in a tree was safe from

the marauders. This morning the fisherman was around again, hoping

to obtain another dime from the commissariat; but though we had

breakfasted creditably from the little "cat," we had no thought of

stocking our larder with his kind. So the grizzly man of nets took a

fresh chew of tobacco, and sat a while in his boat, "pass'n' th' time

o' day" with us, punctuating his remarks with frequent expectorations.

The new Kentucky houseboat law taxes each craft of this sort

seven-and-a-half dollars, he said: five dollars going to the State,

and the remainder to the collector. There was to be a patrol boat, "to

see that th' fellers done step to th' cap'n's office an' settle."

But the houseboaters were going to combine and fight the law on

constitutional grounds, for they had been told that it was clearly

an interference with commerce on a national highway. As for the

houseboaters voting--well, some of them did, but the most of them

didn't. The Indiana registry law requires a six months' residence, and

in Kentucky it is a full year, so that a houseboat man who moves about

any, "jes' isn't in it, sir, thet's all." However, our visitor was not

much disturbed over the practical disfranchisement of his class--it

seemed, rather, to amuse him; he was much more concerned in the new

tax, which he thought an outrageous imposition. In bidding us a

cheery good-bye, he noticed my kodak. "Yees be one o' them photygraph

parties, hey?" and laughed knowingly, as though he had caught me in a

familiar trick. No child of nature so simple, in these days, as not to

recognize a kodak.

Warsaw, Ky. (524 miles), just below, has some bankside evidences of

manufacturing, but on the whole is rather down at the heel. A contrast

this, to Vevay (533 miles), on the Indiana shore, which, though a

small town on a low-lying bottom, is neat and apparently prosperous.

Vevay was settled in 1803, by John James Dufour and several

associates, from the District of Vevay, in Switzerland, who purchased

from Congress four square miles hereabout, and, christening it New

Switzerland, sought to establish extensive vineyards in the heart of

this middle West. The Swiss prospered. The colony has had sufficient

vitality to preserve many of its original characteristics unto the

present day. Much of the land in the neighborhood is still owned by

the descendants of Dufour and his fellows, but the vineyards are not

much in evidence. In fact, the grape-growing industry on the banks of

the Ohio, although commenced at different points with great promise,

by French, Swiss, Germans, and Americans alike, has not realized

their expectations. The Ohio has proved to be unlike the Rhine in this

respect. In the long run, the vine in America appears to fare better

in a more northern latitude.

Three miles above Vevay, near Plum Creek, I was interested in the

Indiana farm upon which Heathcoat Picket settled in 1795--some say in

1790. In his day, Picket was a notable flatboat pilot. He was credited

with having conducted more craft down the river to New Orleans, than

any other man of his time--going down on the boat, and returning on

foot. It is said that he made over twenty trips of this character,

which is certainly a marvelous record at a time when there were only

Indian trails through the more than a thousand miles of dense forest

between Vevay and New Orleans, and when a savage enemy might be

expected to lurk behind any tree, ready to slay the rash pale-face.

Picket's must have been a life of continuous adventure, as thrilling

as the career of Daniel Boone himself; yet he is now known to but

a local antiquarian or two, and one stumbles across him only in

foot-notes. The border annals of the West abound with incidents as

romantic as any which have been applauded by men. Daniel Boone is not

the only hero of the frontier; he is not even the chief hero,--he is

but a type, whom an accident of literature has made conspicuous.

The Kentucky River (541 miles) enters at Carrollton, Ky.,--a

well-to-do town, with busy-looking wharves upon both streams,--through

a wide and rather uninteresting bottom. But, over beyond this, one

sees that it has come down through a deep-cut valley, rimmed with

dark, rolling hills, which speak eloquently of a diversified landscape

along its banks. The Indian Kentucky, a small stream but half-a-dozen

rods wide, enters from the north, five miles below--"Injun Kaintuck,"

it was called by a jovial junk-boat man stationed at the mouth of the

tributary. There are, on the Ohio, several examples of this peculiar

nomenclature: a river enters from the south, and another affluent

coming in from the north, nearly opposite, will have the same name

with the prefix "Indian." The reason is obvious; the land north of the

Ohio remained Indian territory many years after Kentucky and

Virginia were recognized as white man's country, hence the convenient

distinction--the river coming in from the north, near the Kentucky,

for instance, became "Indian Kentucky," and so on through the list.

Houseboats are less frequent, in these reaches of the river. The towns

are fewer and smaller than above; consequently there is less demand

for fish, or for desultory labor. Yet we seldom pass a day, in the

most rustic sections, without seeing from half-a-dozen to a dozen

of these craft. Sometimes they are a few rods up the mouths of

tributaries, half hidden by willows and overhanging sycamores; or, in

picturesque little openings of the willow fringe along the main shore;

or, boldly planted at the base of some rocky ledge. At the towns, they

are variously situated: in the water, up the beach a way, or high upon

the bottom, whither some great flood has carried them in years gone

by. Occasionally, when high and dry upon the land, they have a bit of

vegetable garden about them, rented for a time from the farmer; but,

even with the floaters, chickens are commonly kept, generally in a

coop on the roof, connected with the shore by a special gang-plank

for the fowls; and the other day, we saw a thrifty houseboater who had

several colonies of bees.

There was a rise of only two feet, last night; evidently the flood is

nearly at its greatest. We are now twenty feet above the level of ten

days ago, and are frequently swirling along over what were then sharp,

stony slopes, and brushing the topmost boughs of the lower lines

of willows and scrub sycamores. Thus we have a better view of the

country; and, approaching closely to the banks, can from our seats at

any time pluck blue lupine by the armful. It thrives mightily on these

gravelled shores, and so do the bignonia vine, the poison ivy, and the

Virginia creeper. The hills are steeper, now, especially in Indiana;

many of them, although stony, worked-out, and almost worthless, are

still, in patches, cultivated to the very top; but for the most part

they are clothed in restful green. Overhead, in the summer haze,

turkey-buzzards wheel gracefully, occasionally chased by audacious

hawks; and in the woods, we hear the warble of song-birds. Shadowy,

idle scenes, these rustic reaches of the lower Ohio, through which man

may dream in Nature's lap, all regardless of the workaday world.

It was early evening when we passed Madison, Ind. (553 miles), a

fairly-prosperous factory town of about twelve thousand souls. Scores

of the inhabitants were out in boats, collecting driftwood; and upon

the wharf was a great crowd of people, waiting for an excursion boat

which was to return them to Louisville, whence they had come for a

day's outing. It was a lifeless, melancholy party, as excursion folk

are apt to be at the close of a gala day, and they wearily stared at

us as we paddled past.

Just below, on the Kentucky shore, on my usual search for milk and

water, I landed at a cluster of rude cottages set in pleasant market

gardens. While the others drifted by with Pilgrim, I had a goodly

walk before finding milk, for a cow is considered a luxury among these

small riverside cultivators; the man who owns one sells milk to his

poorer neighbors. Such a nabob was at last found. The animal was

called down from the rocky hills, by her barefooted owner, who, lank

and malaria-skinned, leaned wearily against the well-curb, while his

wife, also guiltless of hose and shoes, milked into my pail direct

from the lean and hungry brindle.

By the time the crew were reunited, storm-clouds, thick and black,

were fast rising in the west. Scudding down shore for a mile, with

oars and paddle aiding the swift current, we failed to find a

proper camping-place on the muddy bank of the far-stretching bottom.

Rain-drops were now pattering on our rubber spreads, and it was

evident that a blow was coming; but despite this, we bent to the

work with renewed vigor, and shot across to the lee shore of

Indiana--finally landing in the midst of a heavy shower, and hurriedly

pitching tent on a rocky slope at the base of a vertical bank of clay.

Above us, a government beacon shines brightly through the persistent

storm, with the keeper's neat little house and garden a hundred yards

away. In the tree-tops, up a heavily-forested hill beyond, the wind

moans right dismally. In this sheltered nook, we shall be but lulled

to sleep with the ceaseless pelting of the rain.

* * * * *

Louisville, Monday, May 28th.--At midnight, the heavens cleared, with

a cold north wind; the early morning atmosphere was nipping, and we

were glad of the shelter of the tent during breakfast. The river fell

eight inches during the night, and on either bank is a muddy strip,

which will rapidly widen as the water goes down.

Below us, twenty rods or so, moored to the boulder-strewn shore, was a

shanty-boat. In the bustle of landing, last night, we had not noticed

this neighbor, and it was pitch-dark before we had time to get our

bearings. I think it is the most dilapidated affair we have seen on

the river--the frame of the cabin is out of plumb, old clothes serve

for sides and flap loudly in the wind; while two little boys, who

peered at us through slits in the airy walls, looked fairly miserable

with cold.

The proprietor of the craft came up to visit us, while breakfast was

being prepared, and remained until we were ready to depart--a tall,

slouchy fellow, clothed in shreds and patches; he was in the prime of

life, with a depressed nose set in a battered, though not unpleasant

countenance. None of our party had ever before seen such garments on a

human being--old bits of flannel, frayed strips of bagging-stuff, and

other curious odds and ends of fabrics, in all the primitive

colors, the whole roughly basted together with sack-thread. He was

a philosopher, was this rag-tag-and-bob-tail of a man, a philosopher

with some mother-wit about him. For an hour, he sat on his haunches,

crouching over our little stove, and following with cat-like care

W----'s every movement in the culinary art; she felt she was under the

eye of a critic who, though not voicing his opinions, looked as if he

knew a thing or two.

As a conversationist, our visitor was fluent to a fault. It required

but slight urging to draw him out. His history, and that of his

fathers for three generations back, he recited in much detail. He

himself had, in his best days, been a sub-contractor in railway

construction; but fate had gone against him, and he had fallen to the

low estate of a shanty-boatman. His wife had "gone back on him," and

he was left with two little boys, whom he proposed to bring up as

gentlemen--"yaas, sir-r, gen'lem'n, yew hear me! ef I _is_ only a

shanty-boat feller!"

"I thote I'd come to visit uv ye," he had said by way of introduction;

"ye're frum a city, ain't yer? Yaas, I jist thote hit. City folks is a

more 'com'dat'n' 'n country folks. Why? Waal, yew fellers jist go

back 'ere in th' hills away, 'n them thar country folks they'd hardly

answer ye, they're thet selfish-like. Give me city folks, I say, fer

get'n' long with!"

And then, in a rambling monologue, while chewing a straw, he discussed

humanity in general, and the professions in particular. "I ain't got

no use fer lawyers--mighty hard show them fellers has, fer get'n' to

heaven. As fer doctors--waal, they'll hev hard sledd'n, too; but them

fellers has to do piles o' dis'gree'bl' work, they do; I'd jist

rather fish fer a liv'n', then be a doctor! Still, sir-r, give me an

eddicated man every time, says I. Waal, sir-r, 'n' ye hear me, one

o' th' richest fellers right here in Madison, wuz born 'n' riz on a

shanty-boat, 'n' no mistake. He jist done pick up his eddication from

folks pass'n' by, jes' as yew fellers is a passin', 'n' they might say

a few wuds o' information to him. He done git a fine eddication

jes' thet way, 'n' they ain't no flies on him, these days, when

money-gett'n' is 'roun'. Jes' noth'n' like it, sir-r! Eddication does

th' biz!"

An observant man was this philosopher, and had studied human nature to

some purpose. He described the condition of the poor farmers along the

river, as being pitiful; they had no money to hire help, and were an

odd lot, anyway--the farther back in the hills you get, the worse they

are.

He loved to talk about himself and his lowly condition, in contrast

with his former glory as a sub-contractor on the railway. When a man

was down, he said, he lost all his friends--and, to illustrate this

familiar phase of life, told two stories which he had often read in a

book that he owned. They were curious, old-fashioned tales of feudal

days, evidently written in a former century,--he did not know the

title of the volume,--and he related them in what evidently were the

actual words of the author: a curious recitation, in the pedantic

literary style of the ancient story-teller, but in the dialect of an

Ohio-river "cracker." His greatest ambition, he told us, was to own

a floating sawmill; although he carefully inquired about the laws

regulating peddlers in our State, and intimated that sometime he might

look us up in that capacity, in our Northern home.

As we approach Louisville to-day, the settlements somewhat increase

in number, although none of the villages are of great size; and,

especially in Kentucky, they are from ten to twenty miles apart.

The fine hills continue close upon our path until a few miles above

Louisville, when they recede, leaving on the Kentucky side a broad,

flat plain several miles square, for the city's growth. For the most

part, these stony slopes are well wooded with elm, buckeye, maple,

ash, oak, locust, hickory, sycamore, cotton-wood, a few cedars, and

here and there a catalpa and a pawpaw giving a touch of tropical

luxuriance to the hillside forest; while blackberry bushes, bignonia

vines, and poison ivy, are everywhere abundant; otherwise, there is

little of interest to the botanist. Redbirds, catbirds, bluebirds,

blackbirds, and crows are chattering noisily in the trees, and

turkey-buzzards everywhere swirl and swoop in mid-air.

The narrow little bottoms are sandy; and on lowland as well as

highland there is much poor, rock-bewitched soil. The little

whitewashed farmsteads look pretty enough in the morning haze, lying

half hid in forest clumps; but upon approach they invariably prove

unkempt and dirty, and swarming with shiftless, barefooted, unhealthy

folk, whom no imagination can invest with picturesque qualities. Their

ragged, unpainted tobacco-sheds are straggling about, over the

hills; and here and there a white patch in the corner of a gray field

indicates a nursery of tobacco plants, soon to be transplanted into

ampler soil.

It is not uncommon to find upon a hillside a freshly-built log-cabin,

set in the midst of a clearing, with bristling stumps all around,

reminding one of the homes of new settlers on the far-away

logging-streams of Northern Wisconsin or Minnesota; the resemblance

is the closer, for such notches cut in the edge of the Indiana and

Kentucky wilderness are often found after a row of many miles through

a winding forest solitude apparently but little changed from primeval

conditions. Now and then we come across quarries, where stone is slid

down great chutes to barges which lie moored by the rocky bank;

and frequently is the stream lined with great boulders, which stand

knee-deep in the flood that eddies and gurgles around them.

On the upper edge of the great Louisville plain, we pitched tent

in the middle of the afternoon; and, having brought our bag of

land-clothes with us in the skiff, from Cincinnati, took turns under

the canvas in effecting what transformation was desirable, preparatory

to a visit in the city. In the early twilight we were floating past

Towhead Island, with its almost solid flank of houseboats, threading

our way through a little fleet of pleasure yachts, and at last

shooting into the snug harbor of the Boat Club. The good-natured

captain of the U. S. Life Saving Station took Pilgrim and her cargo

in charge for the night, and by dusk we were bowling over metropolitan

pavements _en route_ to the house of our friend--strange contrast,

this lap of luxury, to the soldier-like simplicity of our canvas home.

We have been roughing it for so long,--less than a month, although

it seems a year,--that all these conveniences of civilization, these

social conventionalities, have to us a sort of foreign air. Thus

easily may man descend into the savage state.

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