(TUNE: _Old Grimes is Dead_)
The doughnut man is about to go
Where we ne’er shall see him more;
And with him will go his doughnut coat
All buttoned down before.
All buttoned down before, before,
All buttoned down before.
And with him will go his doughnut coat
All buttoned down before.
[Illustration: THE DOUGHNUT MAN]