The following advertisement appeared on Dec. 23:--

"Lady recommends her Companion-Hosekeeper."--_Morning Paper._

She was not going to risk her own Christmas stocking.

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"It is no easy thing to replace an artist of the quality of Miss

Lily Elsie, who, in spite of the warmth of her reception at His

Majesty's Theatre, recently took so severe a chill that the

doctor would not hear of her playing again for some

time."--_Daily Mail._

The figurative has no chance with the actual.

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