There is a man who never drinks,
Nor chews, nor smokes, nor swears;
Who never gambles, never flirts,
And shuns all sinful snares.
He’s paralyzed.
There is a man who never does
A thing that is not right;
His wife can tell just where he is
Morning, noon and night.
He’s dead.
_Jest Jokes and Jingles_
_“If you can’t laugh at the jokes of this age,_
_Laugh at the age of these jokes.”_