Sworn Off

No, thank you. As I say, the friendship of a good man for his good

friend’s good wife is a rare and fine thing.

But for ordinary human nature it is too risky.

* * * * *

Life always has some horrid clog

To trip a fellow up,

And it’s hard to be a gay, gay dog

On the income of a pup.

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2. No. 17, February, 1921 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 54 / 79 题