Miss Cecelia M. Jones owes her life to the watchfulness of Joel Colley,
elevator boy, and Rufus Baucom, janitor.
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Murderers appear to me to be happy-go-lucky fellows—they take life so
easily.
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When the “pay-off” men are shy of dough
And want a little “jack,”
They take us poor old farmers
And sell a street car track.
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Sayings of the Famous: Old Crow—“Ashes to ashes and dust to dust; if
saloons don’t get us the drug stores must.”
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“I’m a little stiff from lacrosse.”
“Oh, Wisconsin?”
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A little snow covers a multitude of rubbish.
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Gossip kills more souls than vice. Reformers, take notice.
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Whenever I see a chorus girl with a new Hudson seal coat, it is none of
my business.
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