How’s Business

“Business is poor,” said the beggar;

Said the undertaker, “It’s dead;”

“Falling off,” said the riding school teacher;

The druggist, “Oh, vial,” he said.

“It’s all write with me,” said the author;

“Picking up,” said the man on the dump;

“My business is sound,” said the bandman;

Said the athlete, “I’m kept on the jump.”

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2. No. 17, February, 1921 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 28 / 79 题