Sweet Essence of Prune Juice

He had known her for years. He had seen a good deal of her—in more ways

than one.

He had sat across the parlor from her; she had, of course, crossed her

legs; he had seen her trim ankles, her…

He had seen her at the seashore, wearing her tantalizing, silky bathing

suit, with its short dress, with its cute little slippers, with its…

He had seen her in her traveling suit; in her cape; in her house dress;

in her…

He had seen her at full dress affairs, and considering these dresses as

they are, he had, of course, seen…

But it was not until a long, long while that he approximated the

ultimatum. It was just a parlor date—one of many—which did not give

promise of being any different from all the others. But one thing will

lead to another! Finally, by a little slip of the arm, by a little

jerk of the head, a little this, and a little that, some hairpins

came out; her hair hung a little loosely at the sides; and—essence of

compromise!—he saw her ears!

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2. No. 17, February, 1921 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 23 / 79 题