“Whisky has ruined the reputation of many men.”
“Yes,” replied Broncho Bob, “and at the same time, I ain’t so sure that
a lot of naturally no-account men haven’t done their share to ruin the
reputation of whisky.”
* * * * *
Do You Blame Them?
A “strong-man” actor, wishing to demonstrate his strength, made the
following announcement from the stage:
“I would like to have three young ladies volunteer from the audience to
come up on the stage, stand on my chest and I will then sing a song.”
Needless to say, none responded.
_Strolling With Jane Gaites_