By REV. “GOLIGHTLY” MORRILL

Pastor People’s Church, Minneapolis, Minn.

Buenos Aires, Argentina, and Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, have the dual

reputation of being the Sodom and Gomorrah of South America.

The theatres of Buenos Aires begin at 9 p.m., and the Devil’s Mission

opens at the same time. I followed some of his congregation to the

“Royal Theatre” and paid $1.50 gold to stand up in the back part of

the house behind a rail and look at some silly French films. They were

followed by the real entertainment which was opened by an American chorus

whose flat voices would have been high-priced at 25 cents admission. I

endured it in shameful silence, but the audience was “cynical,” and

by barks and obscene onomatopoeic sounds, instead of hisses, showed

its dissatisfaction. So far, this was but a prelude to the interlude

intermission when everybody adjourned to an upper and lower foyer where

the band played, the men and women marched and countermarched, flirted,

paired off and sat at the tables eating and drinking.

The “ladies” were especially friendly to me, alone and idly looking on.

They spotted me as a gringo, and in French, German and Spanish, Italian

and English said “Good evening,” asking me if I would not have a drink or

go out for a little walk. One coveted my scarab pin, thinking it would

make a nice breast-pin. I compromised with her on an American flag which

she proudly bore aloft. Another as unmindful of my calling as I was of

not standing “in the way of the ungodly,” chucked me under the chin and

said, “Hello, kiddo, how’s New York?”

This was the life or death I didn’t care to cultivate. I told them I

had no time or money to waste and that my wife was waiting for me to

help pack the trunk, since we were to sail in the morning. I returned

to my standing place to get my money’s worth of torture. It was over at

twelve, when I left. Hurrying to the hotel, I met the hotel runner. He

asked where I had been. “Everywhere,” I said, and told him. He laughingly

replied I was in the “wickedest city” in the world and hadn’t seen

anything. Then he proceeded to introduce me to the Red Lamp district

across the river, where the sailors are searched and relieved of their

arms; where the arms of the frail denizens relieve them of their money

by charging dollars for dime drinks; where blistering curses and kisses

echo through the darkened rooms; and where colored movies of human and

animal life are shown that would make the pornographic pictures of Paris

and Havana look like a Pilgrim’s Progress film.

Here are the painted women whose keen eyes stab, whose vampire lips

suck life blood, whose tresses are winding-sheets, and bodies graves in

which honor and purity are buried. Happier for them had they dressed in

a shroud, clasped hands with a leper and kissed a red-hot stove than to

have dressed, drunk and debauched as they did.

These midnight marauders seemed to think the stars were lit to lead them

on from shame to shame, while the truth is they sadly look down on souls

whose beating pulses live for a pleasure that murders time, health,

wealth, character and reputation.

They follow Satan as a guide, hypocrisy as a lawyer, impudence as an art,

pleasure as an object and damnation as their end. If their minds were

like matter and could show decay, they would smell like carrion. They

wear fine clothes and live in beautiful houses, but their minds are empty

and their souls in rags.

Religion has pleasure, but their pleasure was religion, and Cupid and

Bacchus their saints.

The fabled Greek Temple of Pleasure had a large doorway for entrance,

lights, music and lovely women within, but back of it all a wicket-gate

which opened into a pig-pen.

Thus, the end of vice is not satisfaction, but satiety, and the bacchanal

worshiper of what appeals only to his physical senses is thrust out

naked, ashamed and alone. Satan smiles, and hell is happy.

A dying king dreamed he would be met on the other shore by a beautiful

woman and led to a throne. Instead, he was welcomed by a horrible hag who

leered and laughed at him. When he recoiled and asked who she was, she

replied, “I am your sins and have come to live with you forever.”

Leaving this bare-breasted, forbidden fruit untasted, I bought some navel

oranges, and went to my hotel thankful that, if I had been led into

temptation, I had been delivered from evil.

The Devil’s calling cards he gives to visitors here, have B. A. after his

name, and it does not stand for “Bachelor of Arts,” although he has that

degree from several European and American universities. Last impressions

are first in mind. I had hoped that B. A. (Buenos Aires) would stand for

“Better Afterwards,” but just before the boat pulled out I found it meant

“Bad Always.”

A well dressed man sold my wife some pretty post cards, of the city, and

while she was looking at them he took me to one side, whispered “dirty

book” in my ear, and offered me something “nice” to read on the trip. I

read the title, “The Lustful Experiences of a Physician,” and refused

him, saying I was no doctor, didn’t intend to study for the profession,

or do anything that would make it necessary to contract for medical

services in advance. As the ship sailed out of the harbor I gazed

ruefully at this roué paradise of a city, repeating the lines of the poet,

“Farewell, dear, damned, distracted town;

Ye harlots live at ease.”

Oh, that last night in Rio de Janeiro. The city was brilliantly lighted

but we saw some shady places to make the picture complete. Passing by the

brightly lighted movie foyers, where the waiting crowd is furnished with

seats and music, instead of being log-jammed as they are in the United

States, I went down the Avenida through a public park. Its main gate

opened into a street, not filled with churches, libraries and museums,

but aristocratic “maisons de joie.”

There was a corner café with a score of well-dressed women sitting at the

tables, but no men. They seemed social as I passed by and beckoned me

in. When I went on they followed me with a loose collection of Spanish,

French, German and English oaths. That was the only way they could

follow, for there was a man on horseback at the street corner prepared

to run them in if they ventured out. It was eight o’clock, we were the

only ones on the street, and must have looked lorn and lonely, for in

every doorway stood a besilked, bediamoned, benighted beauty who looked

compassionately on and invited us to come in and make ourselves at home.

A long walk brought us to a kind of Leicester Square of many theatres.

Believing they were all equally good or bad, we entered one and saw and

heard a Portuguese comic opera. It was comical to see some of the red

light scenes we had just escaped, enacted on the stage. Again we went

out of the light into the night, passing through narrow streets of dives

brighter and blacker than any we had yet seen. This was the busiest place

in Rio. Although it was midnight, an unending stream of humanity poured

up and down the walks, the patrolling police charging the crowds time and

again.

I was sorry I had not seen Brazil’s “men of war” because it was foggy

when we entered the harbor, but I was more sorry to see most of them

gambling, drinking, going in and out of the dives along these streets.

Here vice was wholly evil and lost none of its grossness. It was dirty,

dowdy and depraved. Jack Falstaff would have hurried away as fast as his

fat legs could carry him, and not paused to pity, endure or embrace the

poor, half-dressed, painted, powdered prostitutes. There is a sharpness

of teeth hiding in their cruel kisses, poison in the honey of their

lips, and many a deluded lover starts up terrified as if he heard snakes

hissing in their hair. Rio de Janeiro is damned with a debauchery which

the natural beauty of its harbor can not redeem.

On leaving Rio I met two young ladies on shipboard who told me a “white

slave” story. A Buenos Aires agent for vaudeville had come to New York

and booked them through his agency. He said conditions were better in

South than North America; that they could each earn $50 a week, and have

all expenses paid, if they would “just sing American songs.” But before

landing they learned from some one who knew this agent, that gambling

and wine rooms were run in connection with the theatre, and that it

would be necessary for them to carry revolvers for protection. When they

realized their danger and decided not to land, but board our ship for

New York, they were nabbed by the police, who work hand in hand with the

white slavers, and had it not been for the American consul and others

interested who raised enough money for their return passage, and insisted

that the contract of the agent’s false promises be broken, these two

girls would have been placed in durance vile for two years, according to

law.

South America is the white slave market of the world. She has black

slaves in gold mines and rubber camps of the interior, and white slaves

on the coast who have been brought from every country of the world with

promises of marriage or respectable employment.

The white slaver is the Devil’s missionary who lays nets which Lucretia

cannot avoid, and gives baits and bribes which move Penelope.

Babylon had a marriage market for her women; Rio has a girl’s slave pen,

over whose portals is written Dante’s Hell motto.

“She has been in South America,” is the living epitaph of many a poor

girl dead in trespasses and sins.

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