FULL REVIEW ORDER.

"Ah, there you are, Knowle!" cried the Resident, bustling up to the

Major, who was marching slowly towards the parade-ground in full

uniform, carrying his sword under the left arm.

"Yes, here I am. Look all right?"

"Oh yes, yes," said the Resident impatiently.

"Don't show any spots, do I?"

"Spots?"

"Yes; this confounded, hot, damp climate--specks of mildew on my best

uniform. I say: you look capital, Dallas," continued the Major, running

his eye over the Resident's official dress. "That's the best of you

young fellows; you only want a wash and a brush up, and you are all

right. Get to my age, sir, and--"

"Oh, don't talk like that, Major. I was not thinking about uniforms."

"Eh, weren't you? I was. I don't mean about myself, but look at my

lads. Aren't they splendid, in spite of all the knocking about and

wear? But what's the matter? Not well?"

"No, sir; I am not well."

"Poor old chap! There's plenty of time; toddle up to the bungalow. Old

Morley will give you a pick-me-up, and set you right in no time."

"I have been there, sir."

"Oh, that's right," said the Major, with a chuckle.

"For I am very anxious about the ladies there, and the other women we

have in our charge, and I feel more than ever that we have been guilty

of a great error of judgment."

"Eh? What about?"

"What about, sir? Look around you."

"Eh? Well, we have plenty of company, but I don't see any error of

judgment."

"Why, my dear Knowle! Company! Look at the crowd."

"Well, we shall keep them back so as to allow plenty of room for the

evolutions."

"Yes; but, let alone the country-people, every man with his kris, there

are the military followers of those two Rajahs in full array."

"Military! Phit! My dear Dallas!"

"Ah, you laugh, sir. Why, roughly speaking, each of those two chiefs

has got a following of about five hundred men--say a thousand."

"Yes, I dare say," said the Major; "but they are not all together."

"No, they are divided so that we have a strong force on either side.

You despise them; but have you thought of the consequences that might

follow our being enclosed by two such bodies of men?"

"Oh yes," said the Major coolly. "Might. But, my dear boy, have you

thought of the consequences that might follow if I told my lads to close

up and face outwards, and began to deal with our visitors? Look at

them," he continued, as he pointed towards the perfectly drilled

detachment drawn up in the centre of the parade-ground waiting for the

order to commence the evolutions connected with the military display.

"Oh yes, they are everything that could be expected from a handful of

British infantry."

"Handful, sir! Why, I've got three hundred men on the ground. Every

fellow's under arms, and we are going to show these niggers what we

could do if ever we were called upon. Error of judgment, sir! The

whole thing's a grand idea; and after it's over, these Malays will go

away with a ten times higher idea of England's strength than they had

before."

"I don't know," said the Resident. "Look at those fierce-looking

fellows there gathered round the elephants and their gaudily dressed

chiefs. Look at that haughty fellow Suleiman, with his chiefs and

spearmen clustering round him looking as if they were awaiting their

prince's order to charge down upon us and sweep us all out of the

district."

"Oh yes, I see," said the Major, chuckling.

"And here on the other side, right away to the river, there is this

doubtful fellow Hamet with his lot of elephants and men, a stronger

party than Suleiman's."

"I see. I hope there won't be any row."

"Oh, don't suggest such a thing!"

"Why not? They are in touch with the others."

"Yes; and at a word could combine."

"Ah, I am not afraid of that," said the Major. "I was thinking about

their jealousy, and the possibility of a row between them."

"I don't believe in the jealousy. I believe it is all assumed," said

the Resident, "and that they are ready on the slightest excuse to join

forces against us."

"I don't," said the Major gruffly. "I am afraid they may draw knives

against each other; but if they do I will give them such a lesson as

will prove a startler. But, I say, have you noticed that chap Hamet?"

"Oh yes, I saw him. He did not march with his men, mounted on one of

his elephants, but came up in his dragon-boat."

"Yes. Quite a fine show, with the amber-satin rowers, and the gongs

beating. But you can't grumble about his appearance and theatrical

robes. It's quite a compliment to Old England to see a native prince

come simply in ordinary morning-dress. Hanged if he hadn't got lavender

kid gloves!"

"Oh, don't talk about trifles, Major; but for Heaven's sake be on your

guard!"

"Oh yes--guard mounted," said the Major. "Why, Dallas, my dear boy, I

don't believe you told Morley to give you a pick-me-up. You have been

fussing about down there at the bungalow, and fidgeting about what might

happen to a certain young lady if the Malays turned nasty and rose

against us."

"Major! No."

"Don't be cross, dear boy. I was in love too once upon a time, and

fidgeted as much as you do about what might happen if--if--There, I only

say _if_. Now, it's all right, my dear fellow, and it's time for the

show to begin. The crowd must be getting tired of waiting; and I only

see one error of judgment of which we have been guilty."

"Ah! And what's that?"

"Ought to have begun an hour sooner, for, my word, the sun is hot! Oh,

by the way, I have not seen you since, but we were talking over what to

do with our visitors and the crowd generally after the review. There

will be the feeding, of course; but we wanted something to fill up time

till dark and the fireworks begin."

"I have heard nothing about further plans."

"Well, the lads will keep an open course, and there will be some races

and wrestling, and Sergeant Ripsy is going to show some encounters with

the bayonet and a little sword-play."

"Well, as you like. I can think of nothing else but getting the affair

over and the people dismissed."

"There, don't you be uneasy. There's a guard mounted to watch over our

women folk, so come on."

The Major went on towards the centre of the parade-ground, while the

Resident hurried away, looking hot and anxious, to where seats had been

arranged beneath an open tent erected on one side of the parade-ground,

partly sheltered by a cluster of palms.

At last, with colours flying and the loud martial strains of the band,

doubled by a strange echo thrown back by the dense jungle, the solid

little force of infantry, in brilliant scarlet and with the sun flashing

from their bayonets, was put in motion; while a strange murmur of

satisfaction arose from the crowd of gaily attired campong dwellers,

which was caught up by the followers of the two Rajahs with prolonged

cries that bore some slight resemblance to the tiger-like _ragh, ragh_

of an American crowd.

And then, as the band marched by, Rajah Suleiman's group collected in

front of the great clump of trees left standing when a portion of the

jungle had been cleared, and the huge elephants, now gorgeous with

trappings, and each bearing its showy howdah, in which were seated the

Rajah himself and his principal chiefs, responded to a final blast of

the highly polished brass instruments and the thunderous roll of the

drums by a simultaneous uneasy trumpeting of their own, with which were

mingled the cries of the mahouts, who had to ply their sharp-pointed

goads to keep their charges in subjection.

Fortunately for the occupants of the howdahs, this was a final chord

from the band, for the huge beasts were thoroughly startled, and the

lookers-on noted that similar uneasiness was being displayed by the nine

great elephants that appertained to Rajah Hamet's force, these in

particular showing a disposition to turn tail and make for one of the

jungle paths.

The silence that followed the band's final chord seemed, as Oliver

Wendell Holmes says in one of his little poems, to have come like a

poultice to heal the wounds of sound, and the great beasts settled down.

Then there was a bugle-call, and the evolutions began in regular review

style, with plenty of fancy additions, such as had been planned to

impress the great gathering of the Malay people. The troops marched and

counter-marched, advanced in echelon, retired from the left, retired

from the right, formed column and line, advanced in column of companies,

turned half right and half left, formed three-quarter column; there was

extended order and distended order, for Major Knowle's force was very

small, but he made the most of it. Sergeant Ripsy, with a face quite as

scarlet as his uniform, buzzed about like a vicious hornet, and,

perspiring at every pore, yelled at the guides and markers, letting fly

snapping shots of words that were certainly not included in the code of

military instructions. But the men, as soon as they warmed up--which

was in a very short time--went into the spirit of the thing; and when at

last the officers had got through the regular evolutions, that seemed to

consist in weaving and twisting the men under their command into a

series of intricate knots, for the sole purpose of untying them again,

and Archie Maine had been saved from disgracefully clubbing his men by

issuing an order which the said men wilfully disobeyed so as to cover

the lad's mistake, there was a general forming up again for a rest and

cool down, while the band struck up, and, helped by the echo, filled the

parade with sweet sounds, to the great delight of the gathered crowd.

There was a burst of cheering here, of a rather barbaric nature, for

from Rajah Suleiman's gathering there came one solitary boom from a

particularly musical gong. This rang out like a signal, and was

followed by a score more from as many of the sonorous instruments,

supplemented by an excited yelling from the spear-armed men.

This ended as quickly as it had begun, and, treated as a challenge, was

repeated from the centre of Rajah Hamet's party, who followed with a

yell that might have been taken as a defiant answer to hereditary

enemies.

Matters seemed to be growing exciting, and Major Knowle, who was quiet

and watchful as well as hot, despatched messages to the commanders of

companies to be on their guard.

But now, as the last gong ceased to send its quivering jar through the

heated air, to be reflected back from the jungle, a burst of Malay

cheering arose from the excited crowd of spectators; the elephants

joined in, trumpeting loudly; and then, as the strange roar died away

into silence, the band-master took advantage of the opportunity, raised

his instrument, made a sign, the big drum boomed its best in answer to

six of the drummer's heaviest blows, and to the stirring strains of the

favourite old march, "The British Grenadiers," the band moved off to

take up a fresh position.

As soon as this was occupied the second part of the evolutions

commenced. The little force was divided, and took up positions for

attack and defence; men were thrown out, skirmishing began, and the

Malay crowd cheered as the men in scarlet ran and took cover; and the

field was soon after covered with advancing and retiring men, who ran,

lay down, fired from one knee, fired from their chests, ran and took

cover again; and the musketry began to roll in sputtering repetitions,

till the retiring force seemed to take courage, gathered together,

repelled their adversaries with half-a-dozen vigorous volleys, and

advanced in turn, gradually driving their supposed enemies back, till,

when the smoke was rising in a faint, misty cloud to float softly away

over the river, the final stages of the sham-fight were nearly at an

end, and for a concluding curtain to the mimic warfare the two little

forces advanced as if to meet in contention in the middle of the field.

But at a certain stage a bugle rang out, and with wonderful precision

the men fell into column and marched away to the far end of the

drill-ground, where they halted, turned, and then, in obedience to the

Major's command, began to advance in line towards where, on their left,

were the two bodies of armed men comprising the followers of the two

Rajahs, above whom towered the two knots of elephants, while on their

right were the gathered crowds from the nearest campongs, excitedly

watching for what was to come next.

What was to come next and was now in progress was Britain's thin red

line, and that line was on that occasion very thin, very, very red, and

extremely long, purposely extended so as to make the most of the tiny

force.

The crowds cheered in their fashion as the train moved on, and, excited

by the yelling, the elephants began to trumpet as the troops were now

nearly half across the parade-ground. Then the bugle rang out "Halt!"

and the orders followed quickly: "Fire!" and with wonderful precision

there was the long line of puffs of smoke as the volley roared and half

obscured the advancing force in the thin veil of smoke.

There was a fresh burst of cheers from the crowds, who now saw that the

little line of scarlet-coated men was marching out of the filmy, grey

cloud and lessening the distance between them.

The next bugle-call was rather unsettling, and the next still more so,

for it meant "Double;" while the last of all was more disturbing than

anything that had taken place that day, for it was followed by a

peculiar flickering of light as the brilliant sun played upon the

glistening bayonets brought down sparkling in front of the line of men.

The bugles now rang out "Charge!" followed by the good old British cheer

given by wildly excited men with all the power left in them, and they

bore the bristling bayonets on, racing down upon the spectators in

front, as if the mimic advance were real.

The trumpeting that greeted the charge was not defiant, for the

elephants turned simultaneously as upon a pivot and set the example of

making for the nearest points of the jungle; and to the charging men it

seemed as if they formed part of some immensely extended human

hay-making machine, whose glittering spikes were about to sweep off a

living crowd which, excited and yelling wildly, had turned and fled for

safety.

The gaily coloured men of the two Rajahs, perhaps feeling in doubt as to

their duty to fetch back the elephants--perhaps not: they may have been

influenced otherwise--had dashed off after the huge quadrupeds at once,

but the crowd of ordinary spectators were in nowise behind. Shrieking,

yelling, and angry with each other as they dashed away, they made for

shelter at full speed, and when the charge was at an end and the bugles

rang out, the evolution had been so well driven home that a complete

transformation had been effected.

Where the great gathering had spread from side to side of the parade,

there was the long, halting line of panting and powder-blackened men,

who, in spite of their breathlessness, had followed up their British

cheer with a tremendous petillating roar of laughter, which ran along

the line from end to end and back again--a roar of laughter so loud that

hardly a man knew that the band was now playing in full force "God save

the Queen," with an additional obbligato from the drums--that one known

as the "big" threatening collapse from the vigorous action of the

stick-wielder's sturdy arms.

It was only a few of the men who were cognisant of the fact that the

Major was lying down exhausted, and wiping his eyes.

"Who's that?" he panted. "Who's that--you, Maine?"

"Yes, sir."

"Oh dear! Oh dear! I can't stop it! It's quite hysterical. Give me a

water-bottle;" and then, after an application to the unstoppered mouth,

"Oh dear! How they did run! I hope poor Dallas has seen it all. I

wish he had been here. Hah! I'm better now. Why, Maine, we've swept

them clean away. Are they collecting farther on?"

"No, sir; I can't see a single soul."

"Who's that?" said the Major again.

"Me, sir."

"I didn't know you, my man. What is it, Sergeant?"

"Well, sir, I was only going to say, as I was so near, what about them

there squibs and crackers as was to be let off to-night?"

"Oh, the rockets and fireworks," said the Major. "They haven't gone off

in the heat, have they? No accident?"

"No, sir; but there won't be nobody left to see them pop."

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