CHAPTER VIII.

ANOTHER COMPANION--A CAREER OF CRIME--HIS OPINIONS ABOUT RELIGION

AND CHURCH RATES--AN INCURABLE: HIS OPINION ABOUT FLOGGING.

Another of my companions in hospital gave me the particulars of his

history in answer to my enquiries. I give them precisely in his own

words:--

"I was about fifteen years of age before I stole any money, or got into

any trouble; but I used to 'nick' little things, such as fruit, &c.,

when I was a kid. My father kept a small shop, but I was bound an

apprentice to a very peculiar branch of the Sheffield trade; and before

I had finished my apprenticeship I committed my first crime. I was

playing at bagatelle one night, and lost all my cash, and as I was

anxious to win it back, I broke into my master's premises, and took all

the money that was in the cash-box. I got 'copt,' and was sent into the

county jail. When I came out I enlisted in the army. My father bought

me off after I had been in the regiment a short time. I then took to

hawking, but I did not make much money at that, so I enlisted

again,--deserted, and got flogged; and the flogging made me a

blackguard;--committed another crime, and got out of the army.

Afterwards I committed other crimes, and was at last copt and sentenced

to five years' penal servitude. I was sent to do most of it at

Gibraltar. After coming home I resolved I should make a fair trial to

gain an honest livelihood. I had about thirteen pounds of a gratuity

coming to me, and by the aid of the vicar I got all that at once, and

set up as a greengrocer. But as I was not very well acquainted with the

business I soon lost my little capital, and I resolved to try and get

work at my trade. I called on all the 'gaffers' in that business, but

none of them would employ me. Those who knew me would have nothing to

do with me; those who didn't wanted a character, which of course I

could not give. Well, I went two days without tasting a bit of food;

but on the third I ate some turnips. On the fourth day I became so

desperate with hunger that I determined on going on the 'cross.' I

commenced, and committed seventeen burglaries right off, in various

parts of the country. The first was in my own town, and the moment I

got the 'wedge'[18] 'planted'[19], I went to the police-office and asked

for a bed for the night, as I had no money. Next day, early, there was

a great hubbub about my job. One of the police came to the office and

swore it must have been done by me; but when the superintendent told

him that I had slept in the station-house all night, and that it could

not have been me, he never said any more about it. The next place I

robbed was a church; but all the rest were shops. I was tried for the

church and two of the other jobs; but I got off the former, as the

clergyman prosecuted me, when it ought to have been some other official

connected with it. I pleaded guilty to the second charge against me;

and it's that I'm now here for. When I was in prison, waiting for

trial, I called myself a Roman Catholic, and was visited by the priest.

One day I confessed to him that I had robbed a church, and that I was

very sorry for it--and so I was, upon my word. That's the only crime I

ever committed which gave me any trouble. Well, the priest was

thunderstruck, and looked daggers at me; but when I told him it was a

Protestant church, he gave me absolution, and said the crime was not so

bad as he at first thought."

[18] Silver-plate.

[19] Hidden.

"What religion do you profess now?" I enquired.

"Well, I'm down in the books now as a Protestant, or Church of England

man; but I do not believe all that churchmen believe. I think there's a

good deal of humbug about what is called Christianity altogether. I

have tried several creeds, and there's none of them squares exactly

with my ideas."

"Which of them have you tried?"

"I was eighteen months a Mormon. My uncle is an elder in their church;

but I got enough of them one night at a meeting. After the business was

concluded, one of the members proposed that the lights should be put

out during the remainder of the proceedings.--My Crikey! that night was

enough for me.... I was in earnest at first though; and when I was

baptised and anointed, I intended to have gone out to the settlement in

America."

"What do you object to in the Church of England?"

"Oh! I don't pay much attention to these matters. I like a good man, no

matter what church he belongs to. For instance, the Presbyterian

minister at 'Gib.' was a first-rate man; and so is that chaplain at

Pentonville, the Rev. Mr. Sherman. But I am of the barber's opinion

about church-rates."

"What was his opinion?"

"Well, a certain barber opened a shop down our way, and shortly

afterwards was called on to pay the church-rates. 'Church-rates,' says

he, 'what have I to do with church-rates? I never go near the church. I

belong to the dissenters.' 'Well, but you know the church is always

open to receive you, and every Sunday the doors are open for you to

come and worship; and you ought to consider it a privilege to be

permitted to attend on the ministration of God's Holy Word,' was the

reply. 'I do not consider it a privilege to go to a church I don't

believe in,' said the barber. 'I go to a different church, which I am

pleased with, and therefore I won't pay you any rates.' 'But you know

the law will compel you to pay them.' 'Oh, then, there they are; if the

law says so, it must be done.' 'Well, as you have paid me so promptly I

shall be a regular customer of yours, and will now have a 'shave' and

my hair cut,' said the collector. He only continued for a short time,

however, to patronize the barber, having found a shop nearer home and

more convenient. But at the end of the year the barber made out his

account all the same as if he had continued his custom as he had

promised to do. When the collector got the account, he said, 'How's

this? I don't owe you a quarter of this sum; you must have made a

mistake. I have only been so many times at your shop altogether, and

yet you charge me as if I had gone all the year round.' 'My dear sir,'

replied the barber, 'you know that my shop, as by law established, is

always open to receive you, excepting Sunday, when your shop is open,

so that you may avail yourself of my skill, and you ought to consider

it a very great privilege to be permitted to do so.' 'I don't consider

it any privilege to get that from you which I can get from others that

I happen to prefer, on the same terms, and therefore I refuse to pay

your account.' 'Then, it appears, I am obliged to pay your account

whatever it may be, whether I get value for it or not, but yet you are

not obliged to pay me mine unless you do get value for it, even when

you promise to take value. Good morning.' 'Good morning,' said the

collector; and the barber retired.

"You will see from this colloquy what the barber's notions were about

church rates. Now, I have an idea that it is most unjust for one set of

religious men to force their neighbours who differ from them, to help

to pay for the support of their church, particularly when they are able

themselves to do all that is required in that way, if they were

willing. This mainstay and foundation being rotten, the fabric cannot

be secure. The churchman acts unjustly in this, and to act unjustly is

anti-christian: therefore the churchman is no Christian any more than I

am a Dutchman."

"Well, we'll leave the church question at present. Have you anything

more to tell me about yourself? Have you never thought seriously about

changing your mode of life when you get out of prison again? An

intelligent fellow like you would do well in America, and I would

strongly recommend you to leave the country as soon as you get your

liberty."

"As to altering my conduct, I tell you that when I was in the separate

cells, I did resolve on it, and began to pray and read good books, but

after I got among the other prisoners I gave it all up again; I should

like to go abroad well enough, but I shall not have funds for it, so I

must stop at home."

"Then do you intend to go thieving and robbing again?"

"Well, I shall never go another day without food, that's certain. If I

can get it honestly, good and well; if not I'll steal: why should a man

starve in a Christian country?"

"You have the workhouse to go to."

"The workhouse! it's a second jail: I would nearly as soon be in

prison, and when you have a chance of getting off without being caught,

it's better to run the risk and chance it, for all the difference there

is or ever can be between the workhouse and the prison. They can't make

a man work unless they feed and clothe him, any more than they can make

a steam engine go without fuel. Well, give me food and I'll work; work

is no punishment to me, if I can get meat to support it, and if I don't

I can't, that's all about it. But what's the good of making me work for

years, at work that will not be of any use to me when I get out? I have

only learnt one trade, there are only a very few men in that trade,

they won't employ me; then what am I to do? Starve in a Christian

country? It isn't likely; and as for the workhouse, I shall never go to

it as long as I can be fed in prison, with the chance always of keeping

out of both?"

"Suppose they should flog you next time?"

"In the first place, I have a disease on me now that would prevent me

from being flogged, so that I have no fear of flogging. But, even if I

was able to stand flogging, all the difference it would make to me,

would be to make me keep a sharper eye after the 'coppers.' Small game

would not then tempt me so much. I should look after larger stakes, go

in at heavier jobs, and calculate well my chances of escape before

going to work. Once I had made up my mind to commit a crime, and saw

the coast clear, the chance of all the floggings in the world would not

deter me. I'll find you fellows in the prison to-day who will take a

good round flogging for a pound of tobacco! now do you think that the

mere chance of the lash would hinder these men from attempting to get

hold of a few hundred pounds' worth of jewellery? It's not likely.

Thieves weren't frightened into honesty by the gallows, nor would they

be now, if they were to be cut into mince-meat. Thousands might be led

into honest ways if suitable work was found for them, but it would

require to be very different work from that of the 'navvy,' and then

many of them have to be _learned_ to work before they could make a

living at all."

"Then you don't think flogging did you any good at all?"

"Certainly it did not; and what's more, you will never find a man doing

much good after being flogged. It either makes him an invalid, or a

desperado. It may make him quiet under authority, but it ensures the

very opposite when he is free."

This prisoner was a more than usually clever and intelligent type of a

numerous class of convicts--not the most difficult class to cure, but

the next to it, perhaps. Unlike the city-bred professional thief, he

had been taught to work, and such work as he could perform was no

punishment to him. Unlike the professional, he goes out of the prison

hesitating, wavering, as to his future course: willing to take work if

suitable; determined to avoid the workhouse; easily tempted to steal,

resolved to do so rather than starve; but, on the whole, anxious to

make a comfortable livelihood. He had one son, and I remember well how

glad he was when some benevolent person wrote to him to say that he had

been bound an apprentice to a respectable trade. He is now dead.

Another of my companions was of a somewhat different class, and a much

more difficult subject to deal with. He told me that he was fifty-seven

years of age. I asked him how long he had been a prisoner, not adding

his sentences together, but how long he had actually been in prison.

"Thirty-seven years," he replied.

"How old were you when you got into trouble first?"

"Fourteen."

"What was your first sentence?"

"Seven years' transportation."

"How did you like Australia?"

"Well, the place is well enough, and a man can get a living easier

abroad than he can at home. But I have been rather a queer customer in

my time. I don't believe there's a man in this prison, or in any

prison, who has gone through more hardships and punishments than I have

done."

"Were you ever flogged?"

"Flogged! I should think I have. Just wait until night, when I am going

to bed, and I'll let you see my back all in ridges with the cat."

"What effect had the flogging on your conduct?"

"Flogging takes out one devil and puts in seven. That's the effect it

had on me. But there's not one in a hundred could stand the floggings

and punishments I have endured. I had ten years once in Australia, and

I was in the penal class most of the time, and, by jingo! they know how

to punish there."

"Suppose I were to offer you 20_l._ to be flogged, would you accept the

money and take the flogging?"

"I should think I would, and that very quick, too. I would as soon take

a bashing as bread and water for seven days."

"Then a bashing, as you call it, would not frighten you from committing

a crime?"

"If I thought I was going to be caught even, I should not commit a

crime. A 'flat' or a 'mumper' may do a job to get into prison, but I

never do anything unless I believe I am to escape. It's the getting

caught, that's the crime, the punishment you have got to chance. A

fellow needn't begin thieving if he is to be frightened at punishment;

he would never make a living at it. It requires a fellow with a good

heart to be a thief, I can tell you; and if his heart is not in the

right place, he'd better keep on the square."

"Now, tell me; do you never think seriously about your evil ways? You

are getting up in years, and although you appear to be very robust in

your general health at present, you cannot expect to live very much

longer in this world."

"Well, to tell you the truth, I do sometimes think of leading an honest

life. But I am so hardened now to all punishment that I don't care very

much what I do. It's not easy for a man at my age to change all of a

sudden to be a Christian, and then it's so difficult to get work

suitable for one's abilities, that I am almost driven to go on the

cross. I have a very good brother, who has been very kind to me, and

I've been thinking several times of going home and getting work from

him. He is the only man who ever did me a kindness since I was fourteen

years of age, and I love and respect him very much."

This man had been longer in prison than any other I met with. He had

been five times a convict. I considered him the very worst of a certain

class of prisoners that I ever knew, and feel quite convinced that he

will not be many weeks out of prison. He was constantly trafficking

with his fellow-prisoners, and when he could get a chance to steal, his

hands _would_ be at work. I remember his being in the cook-house for a

time, and almost every day he stole several pounds of mutton or beef.

He would steal anything for an inch of tobacco. He was turned out of

the cook-house on suspicion, but they never could punish him for theft

except on one occasion, which happened in the following manner.

The prisoners were in the habit of getting a pint of oatmeal gruel for

supper. This pint of gruel was supposed to contain two ounces of meal;

but in order to make it part better it was made thinner, so that every

night there was a surplus. This surplus the prisoners thought belonged

to them, and some of the officers permitted the orderlies for the day,

who served it out, to divide whatever remained amongst the prisoners in

their own wards. The authorities, however, did not allow the prisoners

more than a pint:--no matter whether it was thick or thin, no matter

whether there was only one ounce of meal in it, back to the cook-house

and the swill-tub the surplus must go. Some officers adhered to the

rule, others did not. The officer in charge of the prisoner referred to

was one of those who did, and when my friend helped himself to a pint

out of the surplus gruel he was "reported" the same evening (which

happened to be a Saturday). On Sunday the governor, departing from his

usual custom, came to his cell, and passed sentence on him there. When

the prisoner came out of 'Chokey,' as the punishment cells are called

by the prisoners, he came to me about the Sunday sentence of a hungry

man for taking a pint of gruel, which in some proportion belonged to

himself. He fancied it was not legal to pass sentence on a Sunday, and

thought he might get back the time he had forfeited, by appealing to

the director. I told him I did not approve of the conduct of the

governor, but at the same time expressed the opinion that the director

would not interfere in his case. (Whether he did so or not I am unable

to say, as I was removed before the director's visit was due.) This

prisoner was a big stout man, above thirteen stone weight, and there

was nothing the matter with him except a diseased leg. This leg was

rather a convenience to him than otherwise. If he disliked any work he

was put to, he could always get rid of it by making his leg sore, and

this could not be prevented, nor brought directly home to him. When he

was at Dartmoor prison he was always in hospital; but now, as his work

pleased him better he seldom troubled the doctor. On the contrary, when

about due to go home, that is when he arrived at his last stage, and

became entitled to beer and other privileges, he wanted to get out of

the invalid prison, where these privileges are not allowed unless the

state of the invalid requires them, and to be sent to the public works

where they would be granted.

Many convicts are so afflicted that they can almost compel the doctor

to admit them into the hospital. So whenever they are put into some

billet they like they are well, and whenever they are put into one they

dislike they send in a sick report, and the medical officer in general

must admit them. This was the case with the prisoner I have referred

to. Moreover, I question if he was ever a single day in the prison

without doing something that was considered wrong, and yet he was very

seldom detected or punished. Every day he was trafficking, frequently

he was stealing, and he told lies as a rule. Speaking the truth was

quite an exceptional matter with him. Thieves generally consider it to

be a virtue rather than a sin to tell a lie to save a 'pal' from

punishment, but in cases where their own interests are not specially at

stake, they can speak the truth as well as other men. But this prisoner

seemed utterly incapable of speaking the truth, even when falsehood

brought no advantage to him.

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