AN ANONYMOUS LETTER
It is comparatively easy to read a character from a face. This is always
a scientific possibility. To fit the face to a given character is
obviously the reverse. And those who knew the worst of Lady Caroline
Sellwood, before making her acquaintance, received, on that occasion,
something like a shock. They had nourished visions of a tall and stately
figure with a hook-nose and an exquisitely supercilious smile; whereas
her Ladyship was decidedly short, and extremely stout, with as plebeian
a snub-nose and as broad a grin as any in her own back-kitchen. Instead
of the traditionally frigid leader of society, she was a warm-hearted
woman where her own interests were not concerned; where they were, she
was just what expedience made her, and her heart then took its
temperature from her head, like the excellent servant it had always
been. A case very much in point is that of her relations with Claude
Lafont, whom, however, Lady Caroline had now her own reasons for
fearing no more. As for the Duke of St. Osmund's, her heart had been a
perfect oven to him from the first.
Nor did she make any pretence about the matter--it was this that so
repelled Olivia. But the very falsity of the woman was frank to the
verge of a virtue; and the honest dishonesty of her front hair (which
was of the same shade as Olivia's, only much more elaborately curled)
was as bluntly emblematic as a pirate's flag. Lady Caroline Sellwood was
honestly dishonest to the last ounce of her two hundredweight of
avoirdupois.
This was the kind of thing she thought nothing of doing. She had been
engaged for months upon an egregious smoking-cap for Claude Lafont. That
is to say she had from time to time put in a few golden stitches, in
front of Claude, which her maid had been obliged to pick out and put in
again behind the scenes. Claude, at any rate, had always understood that
the cap was for him--until one evening here in the conservatory, when he
saw Lady Caroline coolly trying it on the Duke.
"It never did fit you, Claude," she explained serenely. "It was always
too small, and I must make you another. Only see how it fits the dear
Duke!"
The dear Duke was made the recipient of many another mark of unblushing
favour. He could do no wrong. His every solecism of act or word, and
they still cropped up at times, was simply "sweet" in the eyes of Lady
Caroline Sellwood, and his name was seldom on her lips without that
epithet.
Moreover, she would speak her mind to him on every conceivable topic,
and this with a freedom often embarrassing for Jack; as, for example, on
the first Sunday after church.
"I simply don't know how Francis dared!" Lady Caroline exclaimed, as she
took Jack's arm on the sunlit terrace. "Twenty-one minutes by my
watch--and such drivel! It didn't seem so to you? Ah, you're so sweet!
But twenty-one minutes was an outrage, and I shall tell the little idiot
exactly what I think of him."
"I rather like him," said Jack, who put it thus mildly out of pure
politeness to his companion; "and I rather liked what he said."
"Oh, he's no worse than the rest of them," rejoined Lady Caroline. "Of
course I swear by the sweet Established Church, but the parsons
personally, with very few exceptions, I never could endure. Still, it's
useful to have one in the family; he does everything for us. He
christens the grandchildren, and he'll bury the lot of us if he's
spared, to say nothing of marrying poor Olivia when her time comes. Ah
well, let's hope that won't be yet! She is my ewe lamb. And all men are
not such dear sweet fellows as you!"
This sort of speech he found unanswerable; and although treated by her
Ladyship with unflagging consideration, amounting almost to devotion,
Jack was never at his ease in such interviews.
One of these took place in the hut. Lady Caroline insisted on seeing it,
accompanied by Olivia. Of course the whole idea charmed her to
ecstasies; it was so original; it showed such a simple heart; and the
hut itself was as "sweet" as everything else connected with the Duke. So
was the pannikin of tea which Jack was entreated to brew for her in the
"billy": indeed, this was too sweet for Lady Caroline, who emptied most
of hers upon the earth behind her camp-stool--an act which Jack
pretended not to detect, and did not in the least resent. On the
contrary, he put a characteristic construction upon the incident, which
he attributed exclusively to Lady Caroline's delicate reluctance to hurt
his feelings by expressing her real opinion of the tea; for though
personally oppressed by her persistent kindness, he was much too
unsophisticated, and had perhaps too good a heart of his own, ever to
suspect an underlying motive.
Towards the end of that week, in fact on the Friday afternoon, they were
all taking tea on the terrace; or rather all but the two talented young
men, who were understood never to touch it, and who, indeed, were
somewhat out of their element at the Towers, except late at night, when
the ladies had gone to bed. "I can't think why you asked them down,"
said Lady Caroline to Claude. "I didn't," was the reply; "it was you,
Jack." "Of course it was me," cried the astonished Jack, "and why not?
Didn't they use to go to your rooms, old man, and to your house, Lady
Caroline?" "Ah," said her Ladyship, with her indulgent smile, "but that
was rather a different thing--you dear kind fellow!" All this, however,
was not on the Friday afternoon, when Lady Caroline was absorbed in very
different thoughts. They were not of the conversation, although she put
in her word here and there; the subject, that of the Nottingham murder,
being one of peculiar interest. The horrible case in question, which had
filled the papers all that week, had ended the previous day in an
inevitable conviction. And even Claude was moved to the expression of a
strong opinion as he put down the _Times_.
"I must say that I agree with the judge," he remarked with a shudder.
"'Unparalleled barbarity' is the only word for it! What on earth,
though, was there to become 'almost inaudible with emotion' about, in
passing sentence? If I could see any man hanged with equanimity, or
indeed at all, I confess it would be this loathly wretch."
"Claude," said Lady Caroline, "I'm ashamed of you. He is an innocent
man. He shall not die."
"Who's to prevent it?" asked Jack.
"I am," replied Lady Caroline calmly.
"There'll probably be a petition, you see," exclaimed Claude. "Then the
Home Secretary decides."
"And I decide the Home Secretary," said Lady Caroline Sellwood.
It was grossly untrue, and Olivia shook her head in answer to the Duke's
astounded stare, but her mother's eyes were again fixed thoughtfully on
lawn and lake. The short dry grass was overrun with wild thyme,
innumerable butterflies played close to it, as spray, and the air hummed
with bees likewise in love with the aroma, whose fragrance reached even
to the terrace. But Lady Caroline noted none of these things, nor yet
the shadows of spire and turret encroaching on the lawn--nor yet the
sunlight strong as ever on the lake beyond. She was already pondering on
the best way of bringing a certain matter to a head. This quiet country
life, with so tiny a house-party, and with one day so like another, was
excellent so far as it went, but the chances were that it would not go
the whole way. It lacked excitement and incentive. It was the kind of
life in which an attachment might too easily stagnate in mere foolish
friendship. It needed an event; a something to prepare for, to look
forward to; a something to tighten the nerves and slacken the tongue;
and yet nothing that should give the Duke an opportunity of appearing at
a public disadvantage.
So this was the difficulty. It disqualified the dance, the dinner-party,
even the entertaining of the county from 3.30 to 6.30 in the grounds.
But Lady Caroline overcame it, as she overcame most difficulties, by the
patient application of her ingenious mind. And her outward scheme was
presently unfolded in the fewest and apparently the most spontaneous
words.
"He is not guilty, and he shall not die," she suddenly observed, as
though the Nottingham murder had all this time monopolised her
thoughts. "But let us speak of something else; I had, indeed, a very
different matter upon my mind, until the papers came and banished
everything with this ghastly business. The fact is, dear Duke, that you
should really do something to entertain your tenantry, and possibly a
few neighbours also, before they begin to talk. They will expect it
sooner or later, and in these things it is always better to take time by
the forelock. Mind, I don't mean an elaborate matter at all--except from
their point of view. I would just give them the run of the place for the
afternoon, and feed the multitude later on. Francis, don't look shocked!
I hope you'll be there to ask a blessing. Then, Duke, you could have a
band on the lawn, and fireworks, and indeed anything you like. It's
always good policy to do the civil to one's tenantry, though no doubt a
bore; but you needn't shake hands with them, you know, and you could
leaven the lower orders with a few parsons and their wives from the
surrounding rectories. It's only a suggestion, of course, and that from
one who has really no right to put in her oar at all; still I know you
won't misunderstand it--coming from _me_."
He did not; his face had long been alight and aglow with the red-heat
of his enthusiasm; and now his words leapt forth like flames.
"The very ticket!" he cried, starting to his feet. "A general muster of
all sorts, and we'll do 'em real well. Fizz and fireworks! A dance on
the lawn! And I'll make 'em a speech to wind up with!"
"That would be beautiful," said Lady Caroline with an inward shudder.
"What a dear fellow you are, to be sure, to take up my poor little
suggestion like this!"
"Take it up," cried Jack, "I should think I would take it up! It'll be
the best sport out. Lady Caroline, you're one in two or three! I'm truly
thankful for the tip. Here's my hand on it!"
His hand was pressed without delay.
"It really is an excellent suggestion," said Claude Lafont, in his
deliberate way, after mature consideration. "It only remains to settle
the date."
"And the brand of fizz, old man, and the sort of fireworks! I'll leave
all that to you. And the date, too; any day will do me; the sooner the
better."
"Well," said Lady Caroline, as though it had only just struck her,
"Olivia's birthday is the twentieth----"
"Mamma!" cried that young lady, with real indignation.
"And it's her twenty-first birthday," pursued the other, "and she is my
ewe lamb. I must confess I should like to honour that occasion----"
"Same here! By all manner o' means!" broke in the Duke. "Now, Miss
Sellwood, it's no use your saying one word; this thing's a fixture for
the twentieth as ever is."
The girl was furious. The inevitable, nay, the intentional linking of
her name with that of the Duke of St. Osmund's, entailed by the
arrangement thus mooted and made, galled her pride to the quick. And yet
it was but one more twang of the catapult that was daily and almost
hourly throwing her at his head; neither was it his fault any more than
hers; so she made shift to thank him, as kindly as she could at the
moment, for the compliment he was so ready to pay her--at her mother's
suggestion.
"You could hardly get out of it, however, after what was said," she
added, not perhaps inexcusably in the circumstances.
"No more can you," retorted the Duke. "And here comes the very man we
must all consult," he added, as the agent appeared, a taking figure in
his wrinkled riding breeches, and with his spurs trailing on the
dead-smooth flags.
The agent handed Jack a soiled note, and then sat down to talk to the
ladies. This he did at all times excellently, having assurance and a
certain well-bred familiarity of manner, which, as the saying is, went
down. In this respect he was a contrast to all the other men present. He
inquired when the Home Secretary would be back and ready for his revenge
on the links. And he heard of the plans for the twentieth with interest
and a somewhat superfluous approval. Meanwhile the Duke had read his
note more than once, and now he looked up.
"Where did you get this?" he asked, displaying the crumpled envelope,
which had also a hole through the middle.
"In rather a rum place," replied the agent. "It was nailed to a tree
just outside the north gates."
"Well, see here," said Jack, who stood facing the party, with his back
to the stone bulwark of the terrace, and a hard look on his face;
"that's just the sort of place where I should have expected you to find
it, for it's an anonymous letter that some fellows might keep to
themselves--but not me! I'm for getting to the bottom of things,
whether they're nice or whether they're nasty. Listen to this: 'To the
DUKE of St. Osmund's'--he prints 'Duke' in big letters, as much as to
say I'm not one. 'A word in your GRACE'S ear'--he prints that the same.
'They say,' he says, 'that you hail from Australia, and _I_ say you're
not the first claimant to titles and estates that has sprung from there.
Take a friendly tip and put on as few frills as possible till you're
quite sure you are not going to be bowled out for a second Tichborne. A
WELL-WISHER.' Now what does it all mean? Is it simple cheek, or isn't
it? I recollect all about Tichborne. I recollect seeing him in Wagga
when I was a lad, and we took a great interest in his case up the bush;
but why am I like him? Where does the likeness come in? I've heard fat
men called second Tichbornes, but I don't turn twelve stone. Then what
can he mean? Does he mean I'm not a Duke? I know I'm not fit to be one;
but that's another matter; and if it comes to that, I never claimed to
be one either; it was Claude here who yarded me up into this pen! Then
what's it all about? Can any lady or gentleman help me? I'll pass the
letter round, and I'll be mightily obliged if they can!"
They could: it was pure insolence, not to be taken seriously for a
single moment. So they all said with one consent; and Jack was further
advised to steel himself forthwith against anonymous letters, of which
persons in his station received hundreds every year. The agent added
that he believed he knew who had written this one; at least he had his
suspicions.
In a word, the affair was treated by all in the very common-sense light
of a mere idle insult; any serious sympathy that was evinced being due
entirely to the fact that Jack himself seemed to take it rather to
heart. Lady Caroline Sellwood dismissed the matter with the fewest words
of all; nevertheless, Jack detected her in a curious, penetrating,
speculative scrutiny of himself, which he could not fathom at the time;
and her Ladyship had a word to say to Claude Lafont after obtaining his
arm as far as the house.
"That sort of thing is never pleasant," she observed confidentially,
"and I can't help wishing the dear fellow had kept his letter to
himself. It gives one such disagreeable ideas! I am the last person to
be influenced by such pieces of impudence, as a general rule; still I
could not help thinking what a very awkward thing it would be if your
Mr. Cripps had made a big mistake after all! Not awkward from _every_
point of view, dear Claude"--and here she pressed his arm--"but--but of
course he had every substantial proof?"
"Of course," said Claude. "I looked into it, as a matter of form, on
Cripps's return; though his word was really quite sufficient. Well, he
had copies of the certificate of Jack's birth, and of that of my uncle's
marriage, besides proof positive that Jack was Jack. And that was good
enough for me."
"And for me too," said Lady Caroline, dropping his arm. "He is a dear
fellow; I hardly know which is greater, my regard for him or my sympathy
with you!" And her Ladyship marched upstairs.
Meantime the agent had led Jack aside on the terrace.
"I know who sent that letter," said he. "I had my suspicions all along,
and I recognised the disguised hand in a moment. It was Matthew Hunt."
"Well?" said Jack.
"Well, it was meant merely as an annoyance: a petty revenge for the
handsome thrashing you gave the fellow six weeks ago--I wish I'd seen
it! But that's not the point. The point is that I think I could bring it
home to the brute; and I want your Grace to let me try."
"I can't. What's the good? Leave bad alone; we should only make it
worse."
"Then mayn't I raise the rent of the Lower Farm?"
"No; not yet, at any rate. I mean to give the fellow a chance."
"And an invitation for the twentieth too?"
"Certainly; he's a tenant, or his father is; we can't possibly leave
them out."
"Very well; your Grace knows best."
And the agent went his way.