THE BU'STER WILLS TO ACCOMPLISH MISCHIEF, AND GETS INTO TROUBLE.

"At sea."--How differently do human beings regard that phrase! To one

it arouses feelings akin to rapture; to another it is suggestive of

heavings and horror. To him whose physical condition is easily and

disagreeably affected by aquatic motion, "at sea" savours of bad smells

and misery. To him who sings of the intensity of his love for "a ride

on the fierce, foaming, bursting tide," "at sea" sounds like the sweet

ringing of a silver bell floating towards him, as if from afar, fraught

with the fragrance and melody of distant climes--such as coral isles,

icy mountains, and golden sands.

Let us regard the phrase in its pleasant aspect just now, good reader.

I have always loved the sea myself, from the hour I first set foot on

board a man-of-war and skylarked with the middies, to that sad and

memorable day when, under the strong--I might almost say irresistible--

influence of my strong-minded wife, I bade adieu to the royal navy for

ever, and retired into private life. Alas! But what is the use of

sighing? If a man _will_ get born in his wrong century, he ought to lay

his account with being obliged to suffer much from the strange, I had

almost said childish, fallacies, follies, and inconsistencies peculiar

to the more early period in which his lot has been cast by mistake.

You see, reader, I have accepted my position. There is a bare

possibility that those who have assigned it to me may be wrong, but I

have long ago ceased to dispute that point.

At sea! Haco's sloop is there now, just out of sight of land, although

not far from it, and resting on as glassy a sheet of water as is ever

presented by the ocean in a deep dead calm. Haco himself, big, hairy,

jovial, ruddy, is seated on the after skylight, the sole occupant of the

deck.

To look at him one might fancy that Neptune having found a deserted

ship, had clambered upon deck and sat him down to take a complacent view

of his wide domains, and enjoy a morning pipe.

It is early morning, and the other inhabitants of that floating house

are asleep below.

The "Coal-Coffin," albeit an unseaworthy vessel, is a picturesque

object. Its dirty sails are of a fine rich colour, because of their

very dirtiness. Its weather-worn and filthy spars, and hull and

rigging, possess a harmony of _tone_ which can only be acquired by age.

Its cordage being rotten and very limp, hangs, on that account, all the

more gracefully in waving lines of beauty and elegant festoons; the reef

points hang quite straight, and patter softly on the sails--in short,

the _tout ensemble_ of the little craft is eminently picturesque--

draped, as it were, with the mellowness of antiquity; and the whole--

hull, spars, sails, cordage, and reef points,--clearly and sharply

reflected in the depths below.

"Wot a splendid mornin'!" said Stephen Gaff, putting his head and

shoulders out of the after hatchway, and yawning violently.

"So 'tis, shipmet," responded the skipper, "a'most too butiful for this

world."

Both men spoke in subdued tones, as if unwilling to disturb the

delightful stillness of nature. Gaff, having slowly raised himself out

of the hole in the deck which served as a door to the bandbox, termed,

out of courtesy, the cabin, looked up at the mast-head to see if the

vane indicated any wind; then he gazed slowly round the horizon.

Meeting with nothing particular there to arrest his eyes, he let them

fall on Haco, who was gazing dreamily at the bowl of his German pipe.

"Dead calm," said Gaff.

"Won't last long," said Haco.

"Won't it?"

"No. Glass fallin' fast."

This seemed to be as much mental food as Gaff could comfortably digest

at that time, for he made no rejoinder, but, drawing a short black pipe

from his vest-pocket, sat down beside his friend, and filled and smoked

it in silence.

"How's the Roosians?" he inquired, after a long pause.

"All square," said the skipper, who was addicted somewhat to figurative

language and hyperbole in the form of slang, "another week in the

doctor's hands, an' the grub of the London Home, will set 'em up taught

an' trim as ever."

"Goin' to blow hard, think 'ee?" asked Gaff.

"Great guns," said Haco, puffing a cloud of smoke from his mouth, which

was at that time not a bad imitation of a _little_ gun.

"Soon?" inquired Gaff.

"P'r'aps yes, p'r'aps no."

Once more the seamen relapsed into a silence which was not again broken

until two of the crew and several Russians came on deck.

Haco gave orders to have the topsail reefed, and then commencing to pace

to and fro on the small deck, devoted himself entirely to smoke and

meditation.

Soon after, there was a loud cheer from Billy Gaff. The Bu'ster had

suddenly awakened from an unbroken sleep of twelve hours, tumbled

incontinently out of his berth, rushed up the ladder, thrust his head

above the hatchway, and, feeling the sweet influences of that lovely

morning, vented his joy in the cheer referred to.

Billy had begged hard to be taken to London, and his father, thinking

that, the sooner he began the seafaring life to which he was destined,

the better, had consented to take him.

Billy willed to accomplish a great number of pieces of mischief during

the five minutes which he spent in gazing breathlessly round the ship

and out upon the glittering sea; but he was surrounded by so many

distracting novelties, and the opportunities for mischief were so

innumerable, that, for the first time in his life, he felt perplexed,

and absolutely failed to accomplish anything for a considerable time.

This calm, however, like the calm of nature, was not destined to last

long.

"Daddy," said the cherub suddenly, "I'm a-goin' up the shrouds."

"Very good, my lad," said Gaff, "ye'll tumble down likely, but it don't

much matter."

Billy clambered up the side, and seized the shrouds, but missing his

foothold at the first step, he fell down sitting-wise, from a height of

three feet.

There was a sounding thud on the deck, followed by a sharp gasp, and the

boy sat staring before him, considering, apparently, whether it were

necessary or not to cry in order to relieve his feelings. Finding that

it was not, he swallowed his heart with an effort, got up, and tried it

again.

The second effort was more successful.

"That'll do, lad, come down," said Gaff, when his son had got half-way

up the mast, and paused to look down, with a half-frightened expression.

Contrary to all precedent, Billy came down, and remained quiet for ten

minutes. Then he willed to go out on the bowsprit, but, being observed

in a position of great danger thereon, was summarily collared by a

sailor, and hauled inboard. He was about to hurl defiance in the teeth

of the seaman, and make a second effort on the bowsprit, when Haco

Barepoles thrust his red head up the after-hatch, and sang

out--"breakfast!"

"Breakfast, Billy," repeated Gaff.

To which the cherub responded by rushing aft with a cheer, and

descending the square hole after his father.

Having been horribly sea-sick the first day of his voyage, and having

now quite recovered, Billy was proportionably ravenous, and it was a

long time before he ceased to demand and re-demand supplies of biscuit,

butter, and tea. With appetite appeased at last, however, he returned

to the deck, and, allowing quarter of an hour for digestion and

reflection, began to consider what should next be done.

The opportunity for some bold stroke was a rare one, for the crew,

consisting of five men and a boy, were all forward, earnestly

endeavouring to pick acquaintance by means of signs with the

convalescent Russians, while Gaff and Haco were still below at

breakfast, so that Billy had the after part of the sloop all to himself.

He began operations by attempting to get at the needle of the compass,

but finding that this was secured powerfully by means of glass and

brass, he changed his mind, and devoted himself heart and soul to the

wheel. Turning it round until the helm was hard down, he looked up at

the sails, and with some curiosity awaited the result, but the vessel

having no motion no result followed.

Failing in this he forced the wheel round with all his might and let it

go suddenly, so that it spun round with the recoil, and narrowly missed

knocking him down!

This was a pleasant source of amusement, uniting, as it did,

considerable effort and some danger, with the prospect of a smash in

some of the steering tackle, so Billy prepared to indulge himself; but

it struck him that the frequent recurrence of the accompanying noise

would bring the skipper on deck and spoil the fun, so on second thoughts

he desisted, and glanced eagerly about for something else, afraid that

the golden opportunity would pass by unimproved.

Observing something like a handle projecting from a hole, he seized it,

and hauled out a large wooden reel with a log-line on it. With this he

at once began to play, dipping the log into the sea and hauling it up

repeatedly as though he were fishing, but there was want of variety in

this. Looking about him he espied a lead-line near the binnacle; he cut

the lead from this, and fastening it to the end of the log-line, began

forthwith to take deep-sea soundings. This was quite to his taste, for

when he stood upon the vessel's side, in order to let the line run more

freely, and held up the reel with both hands, the way in which it spun

round was quite refreshing to his happy spirit. There must have been a

hitch in the line, however, for it was suddenly checked in its

uncoiling, and the violence of the stoppage wrenched the reel from his

grasp, and the whole affair disappeared beneath the calm water!

The Bu'ster's heart smote him. He had not meant anything so wicked as

_that_.

"Ha! you young rascal, _I_ saw you," said one of the men coming up at

that moment.

Billy turned round with a start, and in doing so fell headlong into the

sea.

The sailor stood aghast as if paralysed for a moment, then--as Billy

rose to the surface with outstretched hands and staring eyes, and

uttered a yell which was suddenly quenched in a gurgling cry--he

recovered himself, and hastily threw a coil of rope towards the boy.

Now it is a curious and quite unaccountable fact, that comparatively few

sailors can swim. At all events no one can deny the fact that there are

hundreds, ay, thousands, of our seafaring men and boys who could not

swim six yards to save their lives. Strange to say, of all the men who

stood on the deck of that sloop, at the time of the accident to Billy,

(Russians included), not one could swim a stroke. The result was that

they rushed to the stern of the vessel and gazed anxiously over the

side; some shouting one thing, and some another, but not one venturing

to jump overboard, because it was as much as his life was worth to do

so!

Several ropes were instantly thrown over the drowning boy, but being

blinded both by terror and salt water, he did not see them. Then one of

the men hastily fastened the end of a line round his waist, intending to

spring over and trust to his comrades hauling him on board. At the same

moment several men rushed to the stern boat, intent on lowering her.

All this occurred in a few brief seconds. Billy had risen a second time

with another wild cry when his father and the skipper sprang up the

after-hatch and rushed to the side. Haco dashed his indestructible hat

on the deck, and had his coat almost off, when Gaff went overboard, head

first, hat, coat, and all, like an arrow, and caught Billy by the hair

when he was about four feet below the surface.

Of course Gaff's re-appearance with his son in his arms was greeted with

heartfelt and vociferous cheers; and, of course, when they were hauled

on board, and Gaff handed Billy to the skipper, in order that he might

the more conveniently wring a little of the superabundant water from his

garments, another and a still more hearty cheer was given; but Gaff

checked it rather abruptly by raising himself and saying sternly--

"Shame on you, lads, for not bein' able to swim. The child might ha'

drownded for all _you_ could do to help him. A soldier as don't know

how to shoot is not much wuss than a sailor as don't know how to swim.

Why, yer own mothers--yer own _sweet-hearts_--might be a-drownin' afore

yer eyes, an' you'd have to run up an' down like helpless noodles, not

darin' to take to the water, (which ought to be your native element),

any more than a blue-nosed Kangaroo. Shame on ye, I say, for not bein'

able to swim."

"Amen to that, say I," observed Haco with emphasis. "Shame on stout

hulkin' fellers like you for not bein' able to swim, and shame on them

as steers the ship o' State for not teachin' ye. You can put that in

yer pipes and smoke it, lads, an' if it don't smoke well, ye can make a

quid of it, and chew it. If I could make quids o' them there

sentiments, I'd set up a factory an' send a inexhaustible supply to the

big-wigs in parlymint for perpetooal mastication. There now, don't

stare, but go for'ard, an' see, two of you take in another reef o' the

mains'l. If the glass speaks true, we'll be under my namesake--

barepoles--before long; look alive, boys!"

It was something new to the crew of the "Coal-Coffin" to be thus checked

in an enthusiastic cheer, and to be rebuked by the object of their

admiration for _not being able to swim_.

Deep and long was the discussion they had that evening around the

windlass on this subject. Some held that it was absurd to blame men for

not being able, "when p'raps they couldn't if they wor to try." Others

thought that they might have tried first before saying that "p'raps they

couldn't." One admitted that it was nothing but laziness that had

prevented _him_ from learning, whereupon another opined that dirtiness

had something to do with it too. But all agreed in wishing earnestly

that they had learned the noble and useful art, and in regretting deeply

that they had not been taught it when young.

The boy, who formed one of the crew, silently congratulated himself that

he _was_ young, and resolved in his own mind that he would learn as soon

as possible.

The sun set in the west, and the evening star arose to cheer the world

with her presence, while the greater luminary retired. Slowly the day

retreated and dusky night came on. One by one the stars shone out,

faintly at first, as if too modest to do more than glimmer, but stronger

and brighter, and more numerous by degrees, until the whole sky became

like a great resplendent milky way.

Still there was no evidence that a double-reef in the mainsail was

necessary; no indication that the weather-glass had told a truthful

tale.

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