CHAPTER XV

LIFE IN MIANEH

Training local levies--A city of parasites and rogues--A knave turns

philanthropist--Turks getting active--Osborne's comic opera

force--Jelus appeal for help--An aeroplane to the rescue--The

Democrats impressed--Women worried by aviator's "shorts"--Skirmishes

on the Tabriz road--Reinforcements at last.

When the Wagstaff Mission finally reached Mianeh from Zinjan it began

to collect grain supplies, by purchase, and set to work to raise and

train irregulars. Although the Persian hates drill and discipline,

there was no dearth of recruits for the local army. The pay was

good, about £2 a month with rations and uniform, which meant

affluence to the average Persian villager, who was usually too poor

to buy enough bread to keep himself alive.

Mianeh, which is rightfully credited with being the most unhealthy

spot in North-Western Persia, has a population of about 7,000. It is

the chosen home of a poisonous bug (Argas Persicus) whose bite

produces severe fever and occasionally death. There is also a set of

parasites, human this time, whose sting is very deadly in a financial

sense. They are the Merchants' and Grain-Growers' Guilds, {162} and

they were always attempting to dip deep and dishonestly into the

British treasure chest. It would be doing this delectable spot no

injustice to say that, in proportion to its population, it can boast

a greater percentage of unchained rogues than any other town in the

whole province of Azerbaijan.

One of these knaves turned "philanthropist" once. He begged the

Mission to start relief works to help the starving poor of Mianeh,

and offered to supply the British with spades for excavation work at

cost price. The spades were paid for and the relief work

started--and about a week later it was accidentally discovered that

the "philanthropist" was collecting two krans a day as spade hire

from the dole of the starving peasants! On another occasion he

induced a too-confiding officer to sanction the payment of a sum of

money for rendering less malodorous the streets of this pestiferous

town. The money was drawn, and then its recipient discovered that

the people were partial to noxious vapours, and had conscientious

objections to any interfering and misguided foreigner meddling with

their pet manure heap. So nothing was done, but the money

disappeared. Such is morality as practised in this corner of the

Shah's dominions!

The Telegraph Compound which, during our occupation of Mianeh, served

as Wagstaff's headquarters, stood on the brink of a knoll overlooking

the main street leading to the Bazaar Quarter. On the face of a

corresponding eminence opposite, and divided {163} by a bend of the

road, was the local Potter's Field, where friendless peasants and

penniless wanderers from afar who had paid the great debt of Nature

within the inhospitable walls of Mianeh were interred (when the lazy

townsfolk found time to give them sepulture) in a hastily dug and

shallow grave. In the meantime the defunct ones were wont to be

dumped down on a rude bier and left there, sometimes for a whole day,

under the fierce rays of a mid-June sun. Mianeh was as uncomfortable

for the dead as it was unhealthy for the living. Truly, few Persians

seem to possess any olfactory sensitiveness. They would pass the

Potter's Field hourly, showing no concern at the repulsiveness that

must have assailed their eyes and noses.

News filtered down the road from Tabriz that the Turks there were

displaying great activity. They were daily being reinforced, and

made no secret of their intention to attempt, when sufficiently

strong, the task of chasing the British from Azerbaijan. They

established posts on the Tabriz road southwards as far as Haji Agha,

about sixty miles from Mianeh.

The answer to all these Turkish preparations for breaking our slender

hold upon Azerbaijan was for Wagstaff urgently to ask for

reinforcements and especially mountain guns. In the meantime he sent

Osborne back up the Tabriz road, with all the fighting men that could

be spared, to watch the enemy and to attempt to prevent his breaking

farther south. {164} Osborne's chief reliance was placed on the few

British N.C.O.'s who accompanied him. Beyond these, all he had to

stem any Turkish advance was about half a squadron of newly enrolled

irregular horse and a couple of platoons of native levies who had

been taught the rudiments of musketry and elementary drill.

Their appearance, at all events, was very warlike, not to say

terror-inspiring, and, like some of the wild tribes of Polynesia,

they relied chiefly on the effectiveness of their make-up when on the

"war-path" to bring about the discomfiture of their enemies. The

Sowars were unusually awe-inspiring, hung about as each was with two

or three bandoliers studded with cartridges. Each carried a rifle, a

sword of antique design, and a short stabbing blade.

The Naib, or Lieutenant, who commanded them, was equally formidable

from the point of view of arms and equipment. He had a Tulwar shaped

like a reaping-hook, and a Mauser pistol, the butt of which was

inlaid with silver.

The tactics of the Sowar levies were something in the nature of a

compromise between a "Wild West" show and _opéra bouffe_. They would

gallop at full speed up a steep hill, brandishing their rifles over

their heads and yelling fiercely the while. It was always a fine

spectacular display with a dash of Earl's Court realism thrown in.

The rifles of the Sowars had a habit of going off indiscriminately

during these moments of tense excitement when they {165} were riding

down an imaginary and fleeing enemy, and the British officers who

watched their antics found it expedient in the interests of a whole

skin to remain at a respectful distance from the manoeuvring,

or--should one say, performing?--Sowars.

Swagger and braggadocio were the principal fighting stock-in-trade of

the levies and their Persian officers. They were always clamouring

to be led without delay against the Turks in order that we might have

an opportunity of witnessing what deeds of valour they would perform

under enemy fire. The time did come, and our brave auxiliaries found

themselves in the front line with a Turkish battalion about to pay

them a morning call--and we realized more fully than ever that the

hundred-years-old dictum of that incomparable humorist, Hadji Baba,

still held good, "O Allah, Allah, if there were no dying in the case,

how the Persians would fight!"

The Turks having outstripped us in the race to Tabriz, a belated

attempt was made early in July to get in touch with the sorely

pressed Jelus in Urumia and stretch out to them a succouring hand.

They had sent us a despairing appeal for help. Their ammunition was

running out; their available supplies were nearly exhausted; and they

were on the verge of a military collapse. The Turks threatening

Urumia had offered terms if the Jelus laid down their arms, but,

fearing treachery if they accepted, the War Council of the Jelus

refused the enemy offer, advising unabated resistance, and urging

that an {166} attempt should be made by the whole army to break out

towards the south and march in the direction of Bijar and Hamadan, in

order that they might find safety behind the British lines.

Lieutenant Pennington, a youthful Afrikander airman who was noted for

his coolness and daring, was despatched from Kasvin on July 7th. He

was to fly to Urumia carrying a written assurance of speedy British

aid for the beleaguered garrison there. Pennington made a rapid

non-stop flight to Mianeh, covering the distance from Kasvin in a

little over two hours. He spent a day at Mianeh, where he carried

out a series of useful demonstrations intended to impress the local

Democrats. They had never seen an aeroplane before, and were rather

vague as to its offensive potentialities. Moreover, they had been

inclined to be scornful of our want of military strength so glaringly

revealed at Mianeh. But now, at all events, the Democrats were duly

impressed by Pennington and his machine. They argued that, if one

aeroplane could come from Kasvin in a couple of hours, so could a

whole flotilla, and armed with death-dealing bombs. Not altogether

ignorant of the doctrine of consequences, the Democrats realized the

value of oratorical discretion; so for a while they put a curb on

their poisonously anti-British tongues.

Meanwhile Pennington continued his aerial journey to Turkish-menaced

Urumia, the city by the lake shore, where a Christian army was

sheltering and wondering anxiously whether it was succour or the

{167} sword that awaited it. Within two hours of leaving Mianeh, the

intrepid airman was crossing over Lake Urumia heading for the western

shore. He dropped low on approaching the city itself, and his

unexpected appearance brought consternation to the inhabitants.

Aeroplanes were unknown in those parts. They felt that this visitor

from the clouds could hardly be a friend; therefore he was presumably

a foe. Reasoning thus, the Jelus lost no time in blazing away a

portion of their already slender stock of ammunition in the hope of

bringing him down. The aviator had many narrow escapes, and so had

his machine. He landed with a few bullet holes through his clothing,

but his aeroplane, happily, had not been "hulled," or he would have

been immobilized at Urumia.

As he alighted, the Jelus rushed up to finish him off, for they were

not noted for being over-merciful to Turks falling into their hands.

But seeing that he was English, they embraced him as a preliminary,

and then carried him shoulder-high into the city. He was the hero of

the hour. The people were delirious with joy, and women crowded

round and insisted on kissing the much-embarrassed aviator. As the

weather was very hot, Pennington was wearing the regulation khaki

shorts. One Nestorian woman, after gazing compassionately at the

airman's bare, sunburnt legs, and noting the brevity of his nether

garment, shook her head sadly and said she had not realized till then

that the British, too, were feeling the effects of the War and were

suffering from a {168} shortage of clothing material. There was a

whispered consultation with some sister-Nestorians, and a committee

was formed to remedy the shortcomings of Pennington's kit. The women

ripped loose their own skirts and, arming themselves with needles and

cotton, pleaded to be allowed to fashion complete trousers for the

aviator, or at least to be permitted to elongate by a yard or so the

pair of unmentionables he was wearing. The youth blushed furiously,

and was at great pains to explain that there was still khaki in

England, and that it was convenience, and not any scarcity of

material, that had caused the ends of his trousers to shrink well

above his knees.

Pennington flew back from Urumia, and it was arranged that the Jelus

with their women and children were to march south by way of Ushnu and

Sain Kaleh to meet a British relieving force moving up from Hamadan

and Bijar.

Early in August Osborne had several brushes with the Turks on the

Tabriz road. The enemy flooded our lines with spies, chiefly

Persians from Tabriz, and pushed reconnoitring patrols as far south

as Haji Agha, forty miles from Tabriz. In these road skirmishes our

Persian levies behaved with their characteristic unsteadiness. Once

they were fired upon by hidden infantry at seven hundred yards, they

forgot their promised display of valour, their courage oozed out at

their boots, and they promptly bolted. An aerial reconnaissance

revealed detachments of cavalry, artillery, and infantry marching

{169} south along the Tabriz road, but Headquarters in Bagdad refused

to attach any importance to this concentration, and for the moment

were deaf to Wagstaff's reiterated demand for reinforcements, and

especially for a mountain gun or two.

Captain Osborne and his party now dug themselves in at Tikmadash,

about fifty miles from Mianeh and a corresponding distance from

Tabriz, and fixed his headquarters in a serai close to the village

which commanded the Tabriz road. There was a supporting British post

at Karachaman not far from the main Tabriz road and fourteen miles to

the south-east.

Wagstaff's repeated pleadings with "high authority" at last began to

bear fruit. It was a generally accepted military axiom out in

Mesopotamia and Persia that, if you were insistent enough in your

demands for an extra platoon or two, with a gun or an aeroplane

thrown in, you were either given the goods, or dubbed a

"flannel-footed fool" and relegated to the cold shades of official

oblivion. It was generally the latter. When Wagstaff, therefore,

heard that he had been given a whole squadron of 14th Hussars, a

platoon of the 14th Hants, and a platoon of Ghurkas, as well as a

section of a howitzer battery and a couple of mountain guns, his

habitual soldierly calm deserted him, and he almost wept for joy on

the neck of his adjutant, debonair "Bobby" Roberts of the 4th Devons.

"C" squadron of the 14th Hussars had made a {170} forced march from

Kasvin. Its ranks had been thinned by fever, and it barely mustered

eighty sabres when it rode over the Kuflan Kuh Pass to Mianeh. It

had but two officers, Lieutenants Jones and Sweeney, fit for service.

But there was no respite. Fever-racked troopers and leg-weary

horses, after a night's halt at Mianeh, started on a fifty-mile march

to Tikmadash, where a handful of British were holding up a Turkish

force already numbering nearly a thousand and growing daily. The

tired infantry who had "legged it" all the way from Kasvin were also

pushed north in the wake of the cavalry.

{171}

With the Persian Expedition · 第 15 / 23 章