D. BOONE CILT A BAR ON THIS TREE, 1760.

This tree is a place of pilgrimage, and names of people from all

parts of the country are cut on it, until there is scarcely room for

any more records of such devotion. The grove is ancient looking, the

trees are gnarled and moss-grown. Hundreds of people go there, and

the trees are carved all over with their immortal names.

A pleasant ride over a rich rolling country, with an occasional strip

of forest, brought us to Union in the evening, with no other

adventure than the meeting of a steam threshing-machine in the road,

with steam up, clattering along. The devil himself could not invent

any machine calculated to act on the nerves of a horse like this.

Jack took one look and then dashed into the woods, scraping off his

rider's hat but did not succeed in getting rid of his burden or

knocking down any trees.

Union, on the railway, is the forlornest of little villages, with

some three hundred inhabitants and a forlorn hotel, kept by an

ex-stage-driver. The village, which lies on the Holston, has no

drinking-water in it nor enterprise enough to bring it in; not a well

nor a spring in its limits; and for drinking-water everybody crosses

the river to a spring on the other side. A considerable part of the

labor of the town is fetching water over the bridge. On a hill

overlooking the village is a big, pretentious brick house, with a

tower, the furniture of which is an object of wonder to those who

have seen it. It belonged to the late Mrs. Stover, daughter of

Andrew Johnson. The whole family of the ex-President have departed

this world, but his memory is still green in this region, where he

was almost worshiped--so the people say in speaking of him.

Forlorn as was the hotel at Union, the landlord's daughters were

beginning to draw the lines in rural refinement. One of them had

been at school in Abingdon. Another, a mature young lady of fifteen,

who waited on the table, in the leisure after supper asked the Friend

for a light for her cigarette, which she had deftly rolled.

"Why do you smoke?"

"So as I shan't get into the habit of dipping. Do you think dipping

is nice?"

The traveler was compelled to say that he did not, though he had seen

a good deal of it wherever he had been.

"All the girls dips round here. But me and my sisters rather smoke

than get in a habit of dipping."

To the observation that Union seemed to be a dull place:

"Well, there's gay times here in the winter--dancing. Like to dance?

Well, I should say! Last winter I went over to Blountsville to a

dance in the court-house; there was a trial between Union and

Blountsville for the best dancing. You bet I brought back the cake

and the blue ribbon."

The country was becoming too sophisticated, and the travelers

hastened to the end of their journey. The next morning Bristol, at

first over a hilly country with magnificent oak-trees,--happily not

girdled, as these stately monarchs were often seen along the roads in

North Carolina,--and then up Beaver Creek, a turbid stream, turning

some mills. When a closed woolen factory was pointed out to the

Professor (who was still traveling for Reform), as the result of the

agitation in Congress, he said, Yes, the effect of agitation was

evident in all the decayed dams and ancient abandoned mills we had

seen in the past month.

Bristol is mainly one long street, with some good stores, but

generally shabby, and on this hot morning sleepy. One side of the

street is in Tennessee, the other in Virginia. How handy for

fighting this would have been in the war, if Tennessee had gone out

and Virginia stayed in. At the hotel--may a kind Providence wake it

up to its responsibilities--we had the pleasure of reading one of

those facetious handbills which the great railway companies of the

West scatter about, the serious humor of which is so pleasing to our

English friends. This one was issued by the accredited agents of the

Ohio and Mississippi Railway, and dated April 1, 1984. One sentence

will suffice:

"Allow us to thank our old traveling friends for the many favors in

our line, and if you are going on your bridal trip, or to see your

girl out West, drop in at the general office of the Ohio and

Mississippi Railway and we will fix you up in Queen Anne style.

Passengers for Dakota, Montana, or the Northwest will have an

overcoat and sealskin cap thrown in with all tickets sold on or after

the above date."

The great republic cannot yet take itself seriously. Let us hope the

humors of it will last another generation. Meditating on this, we

hailed at sundown the spires of Abingdon, and regretted the end of a

journey that seems to have been undertaken for no purpose.

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