By Charles Dudley Warner

I

"The way to mount a horse"--said the Professor.

"If you have no ladder--put in the Friend of Humanity."

The Professor had ridden through the war for the Union on the right

side, enjoying a much better view of it than if he had walked, and

knew as much about a horse as a person ought to know for the sake of

his character. The man who can recite the tales of the Canterbury

Pilgrims, on horseback, giving the contemporary pronunciation, never

missing an accent by reason of the trot, and at the same time witch

North Carolina and a strip of East Tennessee with his noble

horsemanship, is a kind of Literary Centaur of whose double

instruction any Friend of Humanity may be glad to avail himself.

"The way to mount a horse is to grasp the mane with the left hand

holding the bridle-rein, put your left foot in the stirrup, with the

right hand on the back of the saddle, and---"

Just then the horse stepped quickly around on his hind feet,

and looked the Professor in the face. The Superintendents of

Affairs, who occupy the flagging in front of the hotel, seated in

cane-bottomed chairs tilted back, smiled. These useful persons appear

to have a life-lease of this portion of the city pavement, and pretty

effectually block it up nearly all day and evening. When a lady wishes

to make her way through the blockade, it is the habit of these

observers of life to rise and make room, touching their hats, while she

picks her way through, and goes down the street with a pretty

consciousness of the flutter she has caused. The war has not changed

the Southern habit of sitting out-of-doors, but has added a new element

of street picturesqueness in groups of colored people lounging about

the corners. There appears to be more leisure than ever.

The scene of this little lesson in horsemanship was the old town of

Abingdon, in southwest Virginia, on the Virginia and East Tennessee

railway; a town of ancient respectability, which gave birth to the

Johnstons and Floyds and other notable people; a town, that still

preserves the flavor of excellent tobacco and, something of the

easy-going habits of the days of slavery, and is a sort of educational

center, where the young ladies of the region add the final graces of

intellectual life in moral philosophy and the use of the globes to

their natural gifts. The mansion of the late and left Floyd is now a

seminary, and not far from it is the Stonewall Jackson Institute, in

the midst of a grove of splendid oaks, whose stately boles and

wide-spreading branches give a dignity to educational life. The

distinction of the region is its superb oak-trees. As it was

vacation in these institutions of learning, the travelers did not see

any of the vines that traditionally cling to the oak.

The Professor and the Friend of Humanity were about starting on a

journey, across country southward, through regions about which the

people of Abingdon could give little useful information. If the

travelers had known the capacities and resources of the country, they

would not have started without a supply train, or the establishment

of bases of provisions in advance. But, as the Professor remarked,

knowledge is something that one acquires when he has no use for it.

The horses were saddled; the riders were equipped with flannel shirts

and leather leggings; the saddle-bags were stuffed with clean linen,

and novels, and sonnets of Shakespeare, and other baggage, it would

have been well if they had been stuffed with hard-tack, for in real

life meat is more than raiment.

The hotel, in front of which there is cultivated so much of what the

Germans call sitzfleisch, is a fair type of the majority of Southern

hotels, and differs from the same class in the North in being left a

little more to run itself. The only information we obtained about it

was from its porter at the station, who replied to the question, "Is

it the best?" "We warrant you perfect satisfaction in every

respect." This seems to be only a formula of expression, for we

found that the statement was highly colored. It was left to our

imagination to conjecture how the big chambers of the old house, with

their gaping fireplaces, might have looked when furnished and filled

with gay company, and we got what satisfaction we could out of a

bygone bustle and mint-julep hilarity. In our struggles with the

porter to obtain the little items of soap, water, and towels, we were

convinced that we had arrived too late, and that for perfect

satisfaction we should have been here before the war. It was not

always as now. In colonial days the accommodations and prices at

inns were regulated by law. In the old records in the court-house we

read that if we had been here in 1777, we could have had a gallon of

good rum for sixteen shillings; a quart bowl of rum toddy made with

loaf sugar for two shillings, or with brown sugar for one shilling

and sixpence. In 1779 prices had risen. Good rum sold for four

pounds a gallon. It was ordered that a warm dinner should cost

twelve shillings, a cold dinner nine shillings, and a good breakfast

twelve shillings. But the item that pleased us most, and made us

regret our late advent, was that for two shillings we could have had

a "good lodging, with clean sheets." The colonists were fastidious

people.

Abingdon, prettily situated on rolling hills, and a couple of

thousand feet above the sea, with views of mountain peaks to the

south, is a cheerful and not too exciting place for a brief sojourn,

and hospitable and helpful to the stranger. We had dined--so much,

at least, the public would expect of us--with a descendant of

Pocahontas; we had assisted on Sunday morning at the dedication of a

new brick Methodist church, the finest edifice in the region

--a dedication that took a long time, since the bishop would not

proceed with it until money enough was raised in open meeting to pay

the balance due on it: a religious act, though it did give a business

aspect to the place at the time; and we had been the light spots in

the evening service at the most aristocratic church of color. The

irresponsibility of this amiable race was exhibited in the tardiness

with which they assembled: at the appointed time nobody was there

except the sexton; it was three quarters of an hour before the

congregation began to saunter in, and the sermon was nearly over

before the pews were at all filled. Perhaps the sermon was not new,

but it was fervid, and at times the able preacher roared so that

articulate sounds were lost in the general effect. It was precisely

these passages of cataracts of sound and hard breathing which excited

the liveliest responses,--"Yes, Lord," and "Glory to God." Most of

these responses came from the "Amen corner." The sermon contained

the usual vivid description of the last judgment--ah, and I fancied

that the congregation did not get the ordinary satisfaction out of

it. Fashion had entered the fold, and the singing was mostly

executed by a choir in the dusky gallery, who thinly and harshly

warbled the emotional hymns. It occupied the minister a long time to

give out the notices of the week, and there was not an evening or

afternoon that had not its meetings, its literary or social

gathering, its picnic or fair for the benefit of the church, its

Dorcas society, or some occasion of religious sociability. The

raising of funds appeared to be the burden on the preacher's mind.

Two collections were taken up. At the first, the boxes appeared to

get no supply except from the two white trash present. But the

second was more successful. After the sermon was over, an elder took

his place at a table within the rails, and the real business of the

evening began. Somebody in the Amen corner struck up a tune that had

no end, but a mighty power of setting the congregation in motion.

The leader had a voice like the pleasant droning of a bag-pipe, and

the faculty of emitting a continuous note like that instrument,

without stopping to breathe. It went on and on like a Bach fugue,

winding and whining its way, turning the corners of the lines of the

catch without a break. The effect was soon visible in the emotional

crowd: feet began to move in a regular cadence and voices to join in,

with spurts of ejaculation; and soon, with an air of martyrdom, the

members began to leave their seats and pass before the table and

deposit their contributions. It was a cent contribution, and we

found it very difficult, under the contagious influence of the hum

from the Amen corner, not to rise and go forward and deposit a cent.

If anything could extract the pennies from a reluctant worldling, it

would be the buzzing of this tune. It went on and on, until the

house appeared to be drained dry of its cash; and we inferred by the

stopping of the melody that the preacher's salary was secure for the

time being. On inquiring, we ascertained that the pecuniary flood

that evening had risen to the height of a dollar and sixty cents.

All was ready for the start. It should have been early in the

morning, but it was not; for Virginia is not only one of the blessed

regions where one can get a late breakfast, but where it is almost

impossible to get an early one. At ten A. M. the two horsemen rode

away out of sight of the Abingdon spectators, down the eastern

turnpike. The day was warm, but the air was full of vitality and the

spirit of adventure. It was the 22d of July. The horses were not

ambitious, but went on at an easy fox-trot that permits observation

and encourages conversation. It had been stipulated that the horses

should be good walkers, the one essential thing in a horseback

journey. Few horses, even in a country where riding is general, are

trained to walk fast. We hear much of horses that can walk five

miles an hour, but they are as rare as white elephants. Our

horses were only fair walkers. We realized how necessary this

accomplishment is, for between the Tennessee line and Asheville,

North Carolina, there is scarcely a mile of trotting-ground.

We soon turned southward and descended into the Holston River Valley.

Beyond lay the Tennessee hills and conspicuous White-Top Mountain

(5530 feet), which has a good deal of local celebrity (standing where

the States of Virginia, Tennessee, and North Carolina corner), and

had been pointed out to us at Abingdon. We had been urged,

personally and by letter, to ascend this mountain, without fail.

People recommend mountains to their friends as they do patent

medicines. As we leisurely jogged along we discussed this, and

endeavored to arrive at some rule of conduct for the journey. The

Professor expressed at once a feeling about mountain-climbing that

amounted to hostility,--he would go nowhere that he could not ride.

Climbing was the most unsatisfactory use to which a mountain could be

put. As to White-Top, it was a small mountain, and not worth

ascending. The Friend of Humanity, who believes in mountain-climbing

as a theory, and for other people, and knows the value of being able

to say, without detection, that he has ascended any high mountain

about which he is questioned,--since this question is the first one

asked about an exploration in a new country,--saw that he should have

to use a good deal of diplomacy to get the Professor over any

considerable elevation on the trip. And he had to confess also that

a view from a mountain is never so satisfactory as a view of a

mountain, from a moderate height. The Professor, however, did not

argue the matter on any such reasonable ground, but took his stand on

his right as a man not to ascend a mountain. With this appeal to

first principles,--a position that could not be confuted on account

of its vagueness (although it might probably be demonstrated that in

society man has no such right), there was no way of agreement except

by a compromise. It was accordingly agreed that no mountain under

six thousand feet is worth ascending; that disposed of White-Top. It

was further agreed that any mountain that is over six thousand feet

high is too high to ascend on foot.

With this amicable adjustment we forded the Holston, crossing it

twice within a few miles. This upper branch of the Tennessee is a

noble stream, broad, with a rocky bed and a swift current. Fording

it is ticklish business except at comparatively low water, and as it

is subject to sudden rises, there must be times when it seriously

interrupts travel. This whole region, full of swift streams, is

without a bridge, and, as a consequence, getting over rivers and

brooks and the dangers of ferries occupy a prominent place in the

thoughts of the inhabitants. The life necessarily had the "frontier"

quality all through, for there can be little solid advance in

civilization in the uncertainties of a bridgeless condition. An

open, pleasant valley, the Holston, but cultivation is more and more

negligent and houses are few and poorer as we advance.

We had left behind the hotels of "perfect satisfaction," and expected

to live on the country, trusting to the infrequent but remunerated

hospitality of the widely scattered inhabitants. We were to dine at

Ramsey's. Ramsey's had been recommended to us as a royal place of

entertainment the best in all that region; and as the sun grew hot in

the sandy valley, and the weariness of noon fell upon us, we

magnified Ramsey's in our imagination,--the nobility of its

situation, its cuisine, its inviting restfulness,--and half decided

to pass the night there in the true abandon of plantation life. Long

before we reached it, the Holston River which we followed had become

the Laurel, a most lovely, rocky, winding stream, which we forded

continually, for the valley became too narrow much of the way to

accommodate a road and a river. Eagerly as we were looking out for

it, we passed the great Ramsey's without knowing it, for it was the

first of a little settlement of two houses and a saw-mill and barn.

It was a neat log house of two lower rooms and a summer kitchen,

quite the best of the class that we saw, and the pleasant mistress of

it made us welcome. Across the road and close, to the Laurel was the

spring-house, the invariable adjunct to every well-to-do house in the

region, and on the stony margin of the stream was set up the big

caldron for the family washing; and here, paddling in the shallow

stream, while dinner was preparing, we established an intimacy with

the children and exchanged philosophical observations on life with

the old negress who was dabbling the clothes. What impressed this

woman was the inequality in life. She jumped to the unwarranted

conclusion that the Professor and the Friend were very rich, and

spoke with asperity of the difficulty she experienced in getting

shoes and tobacco. It was useless to point out to her that her

alfresco life was singularly blessed and free from care, and the

happy lot of any one who could loiter all day by this laughing

stream, undisturbed by debt or ambition. Everybody about the place

was barefooted, except the mistress, including the comely daughter of

eighteen, who served our dinner in the kitchen. The dinner was

abundant, and though it seemed to us incongruous at the time, we were

not twelve hours older when we looked back upon it with longing. On

the table were hot biscuit, ham, pork, and green beans, apple-sauce,

blackberry preserves, cucumbers, coffee, plenty of milk, honey, and

apple and blackberry pie. Here we had our first experience, and I

may say new sensation, of "honey on pie." It has a cloying sound as

it is written, but the handmaiden recommended it with enthusiasm, and

we evidently fell in her esteem, as persons from an uncultivated

society, when we declared our inexperience of "honey on pie." "Where

be you from?" It turned out to be very good, and we have tried to

introduce it in families since our return, with indifferent success.

There did not seem to be in this family much curiosity about the

world at large, nor much stir of social life. The gayety of madame

appeared to consist in an occasional visit to paw and maw and

grandmaw, up the river a few miles, where she was raised.

Refreshed by the honey and fodder at Ramsey's, the pilgrims went

gayly along the musical Laurel, in the slanting rays of the afternoon

sun, which played upon the rapids and illumined all the woody way.

Inspired by the misapprehension of the colored philosopher and the

dainties of the dinner, the Professor soliloquized:

"So am I as the rich, whose blessed key

Can bring him to his sweet up-locked treasure,

The which he will not every hour survey,

For blunting the fine point of seldom pleasure.

Therefore are feasts so solemn and so rare,

Since seldom coming, in the long year set,

Like stones of wealth they thinly placed are,

Or captain jewels in the carcanet."

Five miles beyond Ramsey's the Tennessee line was crossed. The

Laurel became more rocky, swift, full of rapids, and the valley

narrowed down to the riverway, with standing room, however, for

stately trees along the banks. The oaks, both black and white, were,

as they had been all day, gigantic in size and splendid in foliage.

There is a certain dignity in riding in such stately company, and the

travelers clattered along over the stony road under the impression of

possible high adventure in a new world of such freshness. Nor was

beauty wanting. The rhododendrons had, perhaps, a week ago reached

their climax, and now began to strew the water and the ground with

their brilliant petals, dashing all the way with color; but they were

still matchlessly beautiful. Great banks of pink and white covered

the steep hillsides; the bending stems, ten to twenty feet high, hung

their rich clusters over the river; avenues of glory opened away in

the glade of the stream; and at every turn of the winding way vistas

glowing with the hues of romance wrenched exclamations of delight and

wonder from the Shakespearean sonneteer and his humble Friend. In

the deep recesses of the forest suddenly flamed to the view, like the

splashes of splendor on the somber canvas of an old Venetian, these

wonders of color,--the glowing summer-heart of the woods.

It was difficult to say, meantime, whether the road was laid out in

the river, or the river in the road. In the few miles to Egger's

(this was the destination of our great expectations for the night)

the stream was crossed twenty-seven times,--or perhaps it would be

more proper to say that the road was crossed twenty-seven times.

Where the road did not run in the river, its bed was washed out and

as stony as the bed of the stream. This is a general and accurate

description of all the roads in this region, which wind along and in

the streams, through narrow valleys, shut in by low and steep hills.

The country is full of springs and streams, and between Abingdon and

Egger's is only one (small) bridge. In a region with scarcely any

level land or intervale, farmers are at a disadvantage. All along

the road we saw nothing but mean shanties, generally of logs, with

now and then a decent one-story frame, and the people looked

miserably poor.

As we picked our way along up the Laurel, obliged for the most part

to ride single-file, or as the Professor expressed it,

"Let me confess that we two must be twain,

Although our undivided loves are one,"

we gathered information about Egger's from the infrequent hovels on

the road, which inflamed our imaginations. Egger was the thriving

man of the region, and lived in style in a big brick house. We began

to feel a doubt that Egger would take us in, and so much did his

brick magnificence impress us that we regretted we had not brought

apparel fit for the society we were about to enter.

It was half-past six, and we were tired and hungry, when the domain

of Egger towered in sight,--a gaunt, two-story structure of raw

brick, unfinished, standing in a narrow intervale. We rode up to the

gate, and asked a man who sat in the front-door porch if this was

Egger's, and if we could be accommodated for the night. The man,

without moving, allowed that it was Egger's, and that we could

probably stay there. This person, however, exhibited so much

indifference to our company, he was such a hairy, unkempt man, and

carried on face, hands, and clothes so much more of the soil of the

region than a prudent proprietor would divert from raising corn, that

we set him aside as a poor relation, and asked for Mr. Egger. But

the man, still without the least hospitable stir, admitted that that

was the name he went by, and at length advised us to "lite" and hitch

our horses, and sit on the porch with him and enjoy the cool of the

evening. The horses would be put up by and by, and in fact things

generally would come round some time. This turned out to be the easy

way of the country. Mr. Egger was far from being inhospitable, but

was in no hurry, and never had been in a hurry. He was not exactly a

gentleman of the old school. He was better than that. He dated from

the time when there were no schools at all, and he lived in that

placid world which is without information and ideas. Mr. Egger

showed his superiority by a total lack of curiosity about any other

world.

This brick house, magnificent by comparison with other dwellings in

this country, seemed to us, on nearer acquaintance, only a thin,

crude shell of a house, half unfinished, with bare rooms, the

plastering already discolored. In point of furnishing it had not yet

reached the "God bless our Home" stage in crewel. In the narrow

meadow, a strip of vivid green south of the house, ran a little

stream, fed by a copious spring, and over it was built the inevitable

spring-house. A post, driven into the bank by the stream, supported

a tin wash-basin, and here we performed our ablutions. The traveler

gets to like this freedom and primitive luxury.

The farm of Egger produces corn, wheat, grass, and sheep; it is a

good enough farm, but most of it lies at an angle of thirty-five to

forty degrees. The ridge back of the house, planted in corn, was as

steep as the roof of his dwelling. It seemed incredible that it ever

could have been plowed, but the proprietor assured us that it was

plowed with mules, and I judged that the harvesting must be done by

squirrels. The soil is good enough, if it would stay in place, but

all the hillsides are seamed with gullies. The discolored state of

the streams was accounted for as soon as we saw this cultivated land.

No sooner is the land cleared of trees and broken up than it begins

to wash. We saw more of this later, especially in North Carolina,

where we encountered no stream of water that was not muddy, and saw

no cultivated ground that was not washed. The process of denudation

is going on rapidly wherever the original forests are girdled (a

common way of preparing for crops), or cut away.

As the time passed and there was no sign of supper, the question

became a burning one, and we went to explore the kitchen. No sign of

it there. No fire in the stove, nothing cooked in the house, of

course. Mrs. Egger and her comely young barefooted daughter had

still the milking to attend to, and supper must wait for the other

chores. It seemed easier to be Mr. Egger, in this state of

existence, and sit on the front porch and meditate on the price of

mules and the prospect of a crop, than to be Mrs. Egger, whose work

was not limited from sun to sun; who had, in fact, a day's work to do

after the men-folks had knocked off; whose chances of neighborhood

gossip were scanty, whose amusements were confined to a religious

meeting once a fortnight. Good, honest people these, not unduly

puffed up by the brick house, grubbing away year in and year out.

Yes, the young girl said, there was a neighborhood party, now and

then, in the winter. What a price to pay for mere life!

Long before supper was ready, nearly nine o'clock, we had almost lost

interest in it. Meantime two other guests had arrived, a couple of

drovers from North Carolina, who brought into the circle--by this

time a wood-fire had been kindled in the sitting-room, which

contained a bed, an almanac, and some old copies of a newspaper--a

rich flavor of cattle, and talk of the price of steers. As to

politics, although a presidential campaign was raging, there was

scarcely an echo of it here. This was Johnson County, Tennessee, a

strong Republican county but dog-gone it, says Mr. Egger, it's no

use to vote; our votes are overborne by the rest of the State. Yes,

they'd got a Republican member of Congress,--he'd heard his name, but

he'd forgotten it. The drover said he'd heard it also, but he didn't

take much interest in such things, though he wasn't any Republican.

Parties is pretty much all for office, both agreed. Even the

Professor, who was traveling in the interest of Reform, couldn't wake

up a discussion out of such a state of mind.

Alas! the supper, served in a room dimly lighted with a smoky lamp,

on a long table covered with oilcloth, was not of the sort to arouse

the delayed and now gone appetite of a Reformer, and yet it did not

lack variety: cornpone (Indian meal stirred up with water and heated

through), hot biscuit, slack-baked and livid, fried salt-pork

swimming in grease, apple-butter, pickled beets, onions and cucumbers

raw, coffee (so-called), buttermilk, and sweet milk when specially

asked for (the correct taste, however, is for buttermilk), and pie.

This was not the pie of commerce, but the pie of the country,--two

thick slabs of dough, with a squeezing of apple between. The

profusion of this supper staggered the novices, but the drovers

attacked it as if such cooking were a common occurrence and did

justice to the weary labors of Mrs. Egger.

Egger is well prepared to entertain strangers, having several rooms

and several beds in each room. Upon consultation with the drovers,

they said they'd just as soon occupy an apartment by themselves, and

we gave up their society for the night. The beds in our chamber had

each one sheet, and the room otherwise gave evidence of the modern

spirit; for in one corner stood the fashionable aesthetic decoration

of our Queen Anne drawing-rooms,--the spinning-wheel. Soothed by

this concession to taste, we crowded in between the straw and the

home-made blanket and sheet, and soon ceased to hear the barking of

dogs and the horned encounters of the drovers' herd.

We parted with Mr. Egger after breakfast (which was a close copy of

the supper) with more respect than regret. His total charge for the

entertainment of two men and two horses--supper, lodging, and

breakfast--was high or low, as the traveler chose to estimate it. It

was $1.20: that is, thirty cents for each individual, or ten cents

for each meal and lodging.

Our road was a sort of by-way up Gentry Creek and over the Cut Laurel

Gap to Worth's, at Creston Post Office, in North Carolina,--the next

available halting place, said to be fifteen miles distant, and

turning out to be twenty-two, and a rough road. There is a little

settlement about Egger's, and the first half mile of our way we had

the company of the schoolmistress, a modest, pleasant-spoken girl.

Neither she nor any other people we encountered had any dialect or

local peculiarity of speech. Indeed, those we encountered that

morning had nothing in manner or accent to distinguish them. The

novelists had led us to expect something different; and the modest

and pretty young lady with frank and open blue eyes, who wore gloves

and used the common English speech, had never figured in the fiction

of the region. Cherished illusions vanish often on near approach.

The day gave no peculiarity of speech to note, except the occasional

use of "hit" for "it."

The road over Cut Laurel Gap was very steep and stony, the

thermometer mounted up to 80 deg., and, notwithstanding the beauty of

the way, the ride became tedious before we reached the summit. On

the summit is the dwelling and distillery of a colonel famous in

these parts. We stopped at the house for a glass of milk; the

colonel was absent, and while the woman in charge went after it, we

sat on the veranda and conversed with a young lady, tall, gent, well

favored, and communicative, who leaned in the doorway.

"Yes, this house stands on the line. Where you sit, you are in

Tennessee; I'm in North Carolina."

"Do you live here?"

"Law, no; I'm just staying a little while at the colonel's. I live

over the mountain here, three miles from Taylorsville. I thought I'd

be where I could step into North Carolina easy."

"How's that?"

"Well, they wanted me to go before the grand jury and testify about

some pistol-shooting down by our house, some friends of mine got into

a little difficulty,--and I did n't want to. I never has no

difficulty with nobody, never says nothing about nobody, has nothing

against nobody, and I reckon nobody has nothing against me."

"Did you come alone?"

"Why, of course. I come across the mountain by a path through the

woods. That's nothing."

A discreet, pleasant, pretty girl. This surely must be the Esmeralda

who lives in these mountains, and adorns low life by her virgin

purity and sentiment. As she talked on, she turned from time to time

to the fireplace behind her, and discharged a dark fluid from her

pretty lips, with accuracy of aim, and with a nonchalance that was

not assumed, but belongs to our free-born American girls. I cannot

tell why this habit of hers (which is no worse than the sister habit

of "dipping") should take her out of the romantic setting that her

face and figure had placed her in; but somehow we felt inclined to

ride on farther for our heroine.

"And yet," said the Professor, as we left the site of the colonel's

thriving distillery, and by a winding, picturesque road through a

rough farming country descended into the valley,--"and yet, why fling

aside so readily a character and situation so full of romance, on

account of a habit of this mountain Helen, which one of our best

poets has almost made poetical, in the case of the pioneer taking his

westward way, with ox-goad pointing to the sky:

"'He's leaving on the pictured rock

His fresh tobacco stain.'

"To my mind the incident has Homeric elements. The Greeks would have

looked at it in a large, legendary way. Here is Helen, strong and

lithe of limb, ox-eyed, courageous, but woman-hearted and

love-inspiring, contended for by all the braves and daring moonshiners

of Cut Laurel Gap, pursued by the gallants of two States, the prize of

a border warfare of bowie knives and revolvers. This Helen,

magnanimous as attractive, is the witness of a pistol difficulty on her

behalf, and when wanted by the areopagus, that she may neither

implicate a lover nor punish an enemy (having nothing, this noble type

of her sex against nobody), skips away to Mount Ida, and there, under

the aegis of the flag of her country, in a Licensed Distillery, stands

with one slender foot in Tennessee and the other in North Carolina"

"Like the figure of the Republic itself, superior to state

sovereignty," interposed the Friend.

"I beg your pardon," said the Professor, urging up Laura Matilda (for

so he called the nervous mare, who fretted herself into a fever in

the stony path), "I was quite able to get the woman out of that

position without the aid of a metaphor. It is a large and Greek

idea, that of standing in two mighty States, superior to the law,

looking east and looking west, ready to transfer her agile body to

either State on the approach of messengers of the court; and I'll be

hanged if I didn't think that her nonchalant rumination of the weed,

combined with her lofty moral attitude, added something to the

picture."

The Friend said that he was quite willing to join in the extremest

defense of the privileges of beauty,--that he even held in abeyance

judgment on the practice of dipping; but when it came to chewing, gum

was as far as he could go as an allowance for the fair sex.

"When I consider everything that grows

Holds in perfection but a little moment..."

The rest of the stanza was lost, for the Professor was splashing

through the stream. No sooner had we descended than the fording of

streams began again. The Friend had been obliged to stipulate that

the Professor should go ahead at these crossings, to keep the

impetuous nag of the latter from throwing half the contents of the

stream upon his slower and uncomplaining companion.

What a lovely country, but for the heat of noon and the long

wearisomeness of the way!--not that the distance was great, but miles

and miles more than expected. How charming the open glades of the

river, how refreshing the great forests of oak and chestnut, and what

a panorama of beauty the banks of rhododendrons, now intermingled

with the lighter pink and white of the laurel! In this region the

rhododendron is called laurel and the laurel (the sheep-laurel of

New England) is called ivy.

At Worth's, well on in the afternoon, we emerged into a wide, open

farming intervale, a pleasant place of meadows and streams and decent

dwellings. Worth's is the trading center of the region, has a post

office and a saw-mill and a big country store; and the dwelling of

the proprietor is not unlike a roomy New England country house.

Worth's has been immemorially a stopping-place in a region where

places of accommodation are few. The proprietor, now an elderly man,

whose reminiscences are long ante bellum, has seen the world grow up

about him, he the honored, just center of it, and a family come up

into the modern notions of life, with a boarding-school education and

glimpses of city life and foreign travel. I fancy that nothing but

tradition and a remaining Southern hospitality could induce this

private family to suffer the incursions of this wayfaring man. Our

travelers are not apt to be surprised at anything in American life,

but they did not expect to find a house in this region with two

pianos and a bevy of young ladies, whose clothes were certainly not

made on Cut Laurel Gap, and to read in the books scattered about the

house the evidences of the finishing schools with which our country

is blessed, nor to find here pupils of the Stonewall Jackson

Institute at Abingdon. With a flush of local pride, the Professor

took up, in the roomy, pleasant chamber set apart for the guests, a

copy of Porter's "Elements of Moral Science."

"Where you see the 'Elements of Moral Science,'" the Friend

generalized, "there'll be plenty of water and towels;" and the sign

did not fail. The friends intended to read this book in the cool of

the day; but as they sat on the long veranda, the voice of a maiden

reading the latest novel to a sewing group behind the blinds in the

drawing-room; and the antics of a mule and a boy in front of the

store opposite; and the arrival of a spruce young man, who had just

ridden over from somewhere, a matter of ten miles' gallop, to get a

medicinal potion for his sick mother, and lingered chatting with the

young ladies until we began to fear that his mother would recover

before his return; the coming and going of lean women in shackly

wagons to trade at the store; the coming home of the cows, splashing

through the stream, hooking right and left, and lowing for the hand

of the milker,--all these interruptions, together with the generally

drowsy quiet of the approach of evening, interfered with the study of

the Elements. And when the travelers, after a refreshing rest, went

on their way next morning, considering the Elements and the pianos

and the refinement, to say nothing of the cuisine, which is not

treated of in the text-book referred to, they were content with a

bill double that of brother Egger, in his brick magnificence.

The simple truth is, that the traveler in this region must be content

to feed on natural beauties. And it is an unfortunate truth in

natural history that the appetite for this sort of diet fails after a

time, if the inner man is not supplied with other sort of food.

There is no landscape in the world that is agreeable after two days

of rusty-bacon and slack biscuit.

"How lovely this would be," exclaimed the Professor, if it had a

background of beefsteak and coffee!

We were riding along the west fork of the Laurel, distinguished

locally as Three Top Creek,--or, rather, we were riding in it,

crossing it thirty-one times within six miles; a charming wood (and

water) road, under the shade of fine trees with the rhododendron

illuminating the way, gleaming in the forest and reflected in the

stream, all the ten miles to Elk Cross Roads, our next destination.

We had heard a great deal about Elk Cross Roads; it was on the map,

it was down in the itinerary furnished by a member of the Coast

Survey. We looked forward to it as a sweet place of repose from the

noontide heat. Alas! Elk Cross Roads is a dirty grocery store,

encumbered with dry-goods boxes, fly-blown goods, flies, loafers. In

reply to our inquiry we were told that they had nothing to eat, for

us, and not a grain of feed for the horses. But there was a man a

mile farther on, who was well to do and had stores of food,--old man

Tatern would treat us in bang-up style. The difficulty of getting

feed for the horses was chronic all through the journey. The last

corn crop had failed, the new oats and corn had not come in, and the

country was literally barren. We had noticed all along that the hens

were taking a vacation, and that chickens were not put forward as an

article of diet.

We were unable, when we reached the residence of old man Tatem, to

imagine how the local superstition of his wealth arose. His house is

of logs, with two rooms, a kitchen and a spare room, with a low loft

accessible by a ladder at the side of the chimney. The chimney is a

huge construction of stone, separating the two parts of the house; in

fact, the chimney was built first, apparently, and the two rooms were

then built against it. The proprietor sat in a little railed

veranda. These Southern verandas give an air to the meanest

dwelling, and they are much used; the family sit here, and here are

the washbasin and pail (which is filled from the neighboring

spring-house), and the row of milk-pans. The old man Tatern did not

welcome us with enthusiasm; he had no corn,--these were hard times. He

looked like hard times, grizzled times, dirty times. It seemed time

out of mind since he had seen comb or razor, and although the lovely

New River, along which we had ridden to his house,--a broad, inviting

stream,--was in sight across the meadow, there was no evidence that he

had ever made acquaintance with its cleansing waters. As to corn, the

necessities of the case and pay being dwelt on, perhaps he could find a

dozen ears. A dozen small cars he did find, and we trust that the

horses found them.

We took a family dinner with old man Tatern in the kitchen, where

there was a bed and a stove,--a meal that the host seemed to enjoy,

but which we could not make much of, except the milk; that was good.

A painful meal, on the whole, owing to the presence in the room of a

grown-up daughter with a graveyard cough, without physician or

medicine, or comforts. Poor girl! just dying of "a misery."

In the spare room were two beds; the walls were decorated with the

gay-colored pictures of patent-medicine advertisements--a favorite

art adornment of the region; and a pile of ancient illustrated papers

with the usual patent-office report, the thoughtful gift of the

member for the district. The old man takes in the "Blue Ridge

Baptist," a journal which we found largely taken up with the

experiences of its editor on his journeys roundabout in search of

subscribers. This newspaper was the sole communication of the family

with the world at large, but the old man thought he should stop it,

--he did n't seem to get the worth of his money out of it. And old man

Tatem was a thrifty and provident man. On the hearth in this best

room--as ornaments or memento mori were a couple of marble

gravestones, a short headstone and foot-stone, mounted on bases and

ready for use, except the lettering. These may not have been so

mournful and significant as they looked, nor the evidence of simple,

humble faith; they may have been taken for debt. But as parlor

ornaments they had a fascination which we could not escape.

It was while we were bathing in the New River, that afternoon, and

meditating on the grim, unrelieved sort of life of our host, that the

Professor said, "judging by the face of the 'Blue Ridge Baptist,' he

will charge us smartly for the few nubbins of corn and the milk."

The face did not deceive us; the charge was one dollar. At this rate

it would have broken us to have tarried with old man Tatem (perhaps

he is not old, but that is the name he goes by) over night.

It was a hot afternoon, and it needed some courage to mount and climb

the sandy hill leading us away from the corn-crib of Tatem. But we

entered almost immediately into fine stretches of forest, and rode

under the shade of great oaks. The way, which began by the New

River, soon led us over the hills to the higher levels of Watauga

County. So far on our journey we had been hemmed in by low hills,

and without any distant or mountain outlooks. The excessive heat

seemed out of place at the elevation of over two thousand feet, on

which we were traveling. Boone, the county seat of Watauga County,

was our destination, and, ever since morning, the guideboards and the

trend of the roads had notified us that everything in this region

tends towards Boone as a center of interest. The simple ingenuity of

some of the guide-boards impressed us. If, on coming to a fork, the

traveler was to turn to the right, the sign read,

To BOONE 10 M.

If he was to go to the left, it read,

.M 01 ENOOB oT

A short ride of nine miles, on an ascending road, through an open,

unfenced forest region, brought us long before sundown to this

capital. When we had ridden into its single street, which wanders

over gentle hills, and landed at the most promising of the taverns,

the Friend informed his comrade that Boone was 3250 feet above

Albemarle Sound, and believed by its inhabitants to be the highest

village east of the Rocky Mountains. The Professor said that it

might be so, but it was a God-forsaken place. Its inhabitants

numbered perhaps two hundred and fifty, a few of them colored. It

had a gaunt, shaky court-house and jail, a store or two, and two

taverns. The two taverns are needed to accommodate the judges and

lawyers and their clients during the session of the court. The court

is the only excitement and the only amusement. It is the event from

which other events date. Everybody in the county knows exactly when

court sits, and when court breaks. During the session the whole

county is practically in Boone, men, women, and children. They camp

there, they attend the trials, they take sides; half of them,

perhaps, are witnesses, for the region is litigious, and the

neighborhood quarrels are entered into with spirit. To be fond of

lawsuits seems a characteristic of an isolated people in new

conditions. The early settlers of New England were.

Notwithstanding the elevation of Boone, which insured a pure air, the

thermometer that afternoon stood at from 85 to 89 deg. The flies

enjoyed it. How they swarmed in this tavern! They would have

carried off all the food from the dining-room table (for flies do not

mind eating off oilcloth, and are not particular how food is cooked),

but for the machine with hanging flappers that swept the length of

it; and they destroy all possibility of sleep except in the dark.

The mountain regions of North Carolina are free from mosquitoes, but

the fly has settled there, and is the universal scourge. This

tavern, one end of which was a store, had a veranda in front, and a

back gallery, where there were evidences of female refinement in pots

of plants and flowers. The landlord himself kept tavern very much as

a hostler would, but we had to make a note in his favor that he had

never heard of a milk punch. And it might as well be said here, for

it will have to be insisted on later, that the traveler, who has read

about the illicit stills till his imagination dwells upon the

indulgence of his vitiated tastes in the mountains of North Carolina,

is doomed to disappointment. If he wants to make himself an

exception to the sober people whose cooking will make him long for

the maddening bowl, he must bring his poison with him. We had found

no bread since we left Virginia; we had seen cornmeal and water,

slack-baked; we had seen potatoes fried in grease, and bacon

incrusted with salt (all thirst-provokers), but nothing to drink

stronger than buttermilk. And we can say that, so far as our example

is concerned, we left the country as temperate as we found it. How

can there be mint juleps (to go into details) without ice? and in the

summer there is probably not a pound of ice in all the State north of

Buncombe County.

There is nothing special to be said about Boone. We were anxious to

reach it, we were glad to leave it; we note as to all these places

that our joy at departing always exceeds that on arriving, which is a

merciful provision of nature for people who must keep moving. This

country is settled by genuine Americans, who have the aboriginal

primitive traits of the universal Yankee nation. The front porch in

the morning resembled a carpenter's shop; it was literally covered

with the whittlings of the row of natives who had spent the evening

there in the sedative occupation of whittling.

We took that morning a forest road to Valle Crusis, seven miles,

through noble growths of oaks, chestnuts, hemlocks, rhododendrons,--a

charming wood road, leading to a place that, as usual, did not keep

the promise of its name. Valle Crusis has a blacksmith shop and a

dirty, flyblown store. While the Professor consulted the blacksmith

about a loose shoe, the Friend carried his weariness of life without

provisions up to a white house on the hill, and negotiated for boiled

milk. This house was occupied by flies. They must have numbered

millions, settled in black swarms, covering tables, beds, walls, the

veranda; the kitchen was simply a hive of them. The only book in

sight, Whewell's--"Elements of Morality," seemed to attract flies.

Query, Why should this have such a different effect from Porter's? A

white house,--a pleasant-looking house at a distance,--amiable,

kindly people in it,--why should we have arrived there on its dirty

day? Alas! if we had been starving, Valle Crusis had nothing to

offer us.

So we rode away, in the blazing heat, no poetry exuding from the

Professor, eight miles to Banner's Elk, crossing a mountain and

passing under Hanging Rock, a conspicuous feature in the landscape,

and the only outcropping of rock we had seen: the face of a ledge,

rounded up into the sky, with a green hood on it. From the summit we

had the first extensive prospect during our journey. The road can be

described as awful,--steep, stony, the horses unable to make two

miles an hour on it. Now and then we encountered a rude log cabin

without barns or outhouses, and a little patch of feeble corn. The

women who regarded the passers from their cabin doors were frowzy and

looked tired. What with the heat and the road and this discouraged

appearance of humanity, we reached the residence of Dugger, at

Banner's Elk, to which we had been directed, nearly exhausted. It is

no use to represent this as a dash across country on impatient

steeds. It was not so. The love of truth is stronger than the

desire of display. And for this reason it is impossible to say that

Mr. Dugger, who is an excellent man, lives in a clean and attractive

house, or that he offers much that the pampered child of civilization

can eat. But we shall not forget the two eggs, fresh from the hens,

whose temperature must have been above the normal, nor the

spring-house in the glen, where we found a refuge from the flies and

the heat. The higher we go, the hotter it is. Banner's Elk boasts an

elevation of thirty-five to thirty-seven hundred feet.

We were not sorry, towards sunset, to descend along the Elk River

towards Cranberry Forge. The Elk is a lovely stream, and, though not

very clear, has a reputation for trout; but all this region was under

operation of a three-years game law, to give the trout a chance to

multiply, and we had no opportunity to test the value of its

reputation. Yet a boy whom we encountered had a good string of

quarter-pound trout, which he had taken out with a hook and a feather

rudely tied on it, to resemble a fly. The road, though not to be

commended, was much better than that of the morning, the forests grew

charming in the cool of the evening, the whippoorwill sang, and as

night fell the wanderers, in want of nearly everything that makes

life desirable, stopped at the Iron Company's hotel, under the

impression that it was the only comfortable hotel in North Carolina.

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