SAINT ANTONINO

The most serviceable saint whom I know is St. Antonino. He is the

patron saint of the good town of Sorrento; he is the good genius of

all sailors and fishermen; and he has a humbler office,--that of

protector of the pigs. On his day the pigs are brought into the

public square to be blessed; and this is one reason why the pork of

Sorrento is reputed so sweet and wholesome. The saint is the friend,

and, so to say, companion of the common people. They seem to be all

fond of him, and there is little of fear in their confiding relation.

His humble origin and plebeian appearance have something to do with

his popularity, no doubt. There is nothing awe-inspiring in the

brown stone figure, battered and cracked, that stands at one corner

of the bridge, over the chasm at the entrance of the city. He holds

a crosier in one hand, and raises the other, with fingers uplifted,

in act of benediction. If his face is an indication of his

character, he had in him a mixture of robust good-nature with a touch

of vulgarity, and could rough it in a jolly manner with fishermen and

peasants. He may have appeared to better advantage when he stood on

top of the massive old city gate, which the present government, with

the impulse of a vandal, took down a few years ago. The demolition

had to be accomplished in the night, under a guard of soldiers, so

indignant were the populace. At that time the homely saint was

deposed; and he wears now, I think, a snubbed and cast-aside aspect.

Perhaps he is dearer to the people than ever; and I confess that I

like him much better than many grander saints, in stone, I have seen

in more conspicuous places. If ever I am in rough water and foul

weather, I hope he will not take amiss anything I have here written

about him.

Sunday, and it happened to be St. Valentine's also, was the great

fete-day of St. Antonino. Early in the morning there was a great

clanging of bells; and the ceremony of the blessing of the pigs took

place,--I heard, but I was not abroad early enough to see it,--a

laziness for which I fancy I need not apologize, as the Catholic is

known to be an earlier religion than the Protestant. When I did go

out, the streets were thronged with people, the countryfolk having

come in for miles around. The church of the patron saint was the

great center of attraction. The blank walls of the little square in

front, and of the narrow streets near, were hung with cheap and

highly-colored lithographs of sacred subjects, for sale; tables and

booths were set up in every available space for the traffic in

pre-Raphaelite gingerbread, molasses candy, strings of dried nuts,

pinecone and pumpkin seeds, scarfs, boots and shoes, and all sorts of

trumpery. One dealer had preempted a large space on the pavement,

where he had spread out an assortment of bits of old iron, nails,

pieces of steel traps, and various fragments which might be useful to

the peasants. The press was so great, that it was difficult to get

through it; but the crowd was a picturesque one, and in the highest

good humor. The occasion was a sort of Fourth of July, but without

its worry and powder and flowing bars.

The spectacle of the day was the procession bearing the silver image

of the saint through the streets. I think there could never be

anything finer or more impressive; at least, I like these little

fussy provincial displays,--these tag-rags and ends of grandeur, in

which all the populace devoutly believe, and at which they are lost

in wonder,--better than those imposing ceremonies at the capital, in

which nobody believes. There was first a band of musicians, walking

in more or less disorder, but blowing away with great zeal, so that

they could be heard amid the clangor of bells the peals of which

reverberate so deafeningly between the high houses of these narrow

streets. Then follow boys in white, and citizens in black and white

robes, carrying huge silken banners, triangular like sea-pennants,

and splendid silver crucifixes which flash in the sun. Then come

ecclesiastics, walking with stately step, and chanting in loud and

pleasant unison. These are followed by nobles, among whom I

recognize, with a certain satisfaction, two descendants of Tasso,

whose glowing and bigoted soul may rejoice in the devotion of his

posterity, who help to bear today the gilded platform upon which is

the solid silver image of the saint. The good old bishop walks

humbly in the rear, in full canonical rig, with crosier and miter,

his rich robes upborne by priestly attendants, his splendid footman

at a respectful distance, and his roomy carriage not far behind.

The procession is well spread out and long; all its members carry

lighted tapers, a good many of which are not lighted, having gone out

in the wind. As I squeeze into a shallow doorway to let the cortege

pass, I am sorry to say that several of the young fellows in white

gowns tip me the wink, and even smile in a knowing fashion, as if it

were a mere lark, after all, and that the saint must know it. But

not so thinks the paternal bishop, who waves a blessing, which I

catch in the flash of the enormous emerald on his right hand. The

procession ends, where it started, in the patron's church; and there

his image is set up under a gorgeous canopy of crimson and gold, to

hear high mass, and some of the choicest solos, choruses, and

bravuras from the operas.

In the public square I find a gaping and wondering crowd of rustics

collected about one of the mountebanks whose trade is not peculiar to

any country. This one might be a clock-peddler from Connecticut. He

is mounted in a one-seat vettura, and his horse is quietly eating

his dinner out of a bag tied to his nose. There is nothing unusual

in the fellow's dress; he wears a shiny silk hat, and has one of

those grave faces which would be merry if their owner were not

conscious of serious business on hand. On the driver's perch before

him are arranged his attractions,--a box of notions, a grinning

skull, with full teeth and jaws that work on hinges, some vials of

red liquid, and a closed jar containing a most disagreeable

anatomical preparation. This latter he holds up and displays,

turning it about occasionally in an admiring manner. He is

discoursing, all the time, in the most voluble Italian. He has an

ointment, wonderfully efficacious for rheumatism and every sort of

bruise: he pulls up his sleeve, and anoints his arm with it, binding

it up with a strip of paper; for the simplest operation must be

explained to these grown children. He also pulls teeth, with an ease

and expedition hitherto unknown, and is in no want of patients among

this open-mouthed crowd. One sufferer after another climbs up into

the wagon, and goes through the operation in the public gaze. A

stolid, good-natured hind mounts the seat. The dentist examines his

mouth, and finds the offending tooth. He then turns to the crowd and

explains the case. He takes a little instrument that is neither

forceps nor turnkey, stands upon the seat, seizes the man's nose, and

jerks his head round between his knees, pulling his mouth open (there

is nothing that opens the mouth quicker than a sharp upward jerk of

the nose) with a rude jollity that sets the spectators in a roar.

Down he goes into the cavern, and digs away for a quarter of a

minute, the man the while as immovable as a stone image, when he

holds up the bloody tooth. The patient still persists in sitting

with his mouth stretched open to its widest limit, waiting for the

operation to begin, and will only close the orifice when he is well

shaken and shown the tooth. The dentist gives him some yellow liquid

to hold in his mouth, which the man insists on swallowing, wets a

handkerchief and washes his face, roughly rubbing his nose the wrong

way, and lets him go. Every step of the process is eagerly watched

by the delighted spectators.

He is succeeded by a woman, who is put through the same heroic

treatment, and exhibits like fortitude. And so they come; and the

dentist after every operation waves the extracted trophy high in air,

and jubilates as if he had won another victory, pointing to the stone

statue yonder, and reminding them that this is the glorious day of

St. Antonino. But this is not all that this man of science does. He

has the genuine elixir d'amour, love-philters and powders which never

fail in their effects. I see the bashful girls and the sheepish

swains come slyly up to the side of the wagon, and exchange their

hard-earned francs for the hopeful preparation. O my brown beauty,

with those soft eyes and cheeks of smothered fire, you have no need

of that red philter! What a simple, childlike folk! The shrewd

fellow in the wagon is one of a race as old as Thebes and as new as

Porkopolis; his brazen face is older than the invention of bronze,

but I think he never had to do with a more credulous crowd than this.

The very cunning in the face of the peasants is that of the fox; it

is a sort of instinct, and not an intelligent suspicion.

This is Sunday in Sorrento, under the blue sky. These peasants, who

are fooled by the mountebank and attracted by the piles of adamantine

gingerbread, do not forget to crowd the church of the saint at

vespers, and kneel there in humble faith, while the choir sings the

Agnus Dei, and the priests drone the service. Are they so different,

then, from other people? They have an idea on Capri that England is

such another island, only not so pleasant; that all Englishmen are

rich and constantly travel to escape the dreariness at home; and

that, if they are not absolutely mad, they are all a little queer.

It was a fancy prevalent in Hamlet's day. We had the English service

in the Villa Nardi in the evening. There are some Englishmen staying

here, of the class one finds in all the sunny spots of Europe, ennuye

and growling, in search of some elixir that shall bring back youth

and enjoyment. They seem divided in mind between the attractions of

the equable climate of this region and the fear of the gout which

lurks in the unfermented wine. One cannot be too grateful to the

sturdy islanders for carrying their prayers, like their drumbeat, all

round the globe; and I was much edified that night, as the reading

went on, by a row of rather battered men of the world, who stood in

line on one side of the room, and took their prayers with a certain

British fortitude, as if they were conscious of performing a

constitutional duty, and helping by the act to uphold the majesty of

English institutions.

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