SIXTEENTH WEEK

I do not hold myself bound to answer the question, Does gardening

pay? It is so difficult to define what is meant by paying. There is

a popular notion that, unless a thing pays, you had better let it

alone; and I may say that there is a public opinion that will not let

a man or woman continue in the indulgence of a fancy that does not

pay. And public opinion is stronger than the legislature, and nearly

as strong as the ten commandments: I therefore yield to popular

clamor when I discuss the profit of my garden.

As I look at it, you might as well ask, Does a sunset pay? I know

that a sunset is commonly looked on as a cheap entertainment; but it

is really one of the most expensive. It is true that we can all have

front seats, and we do not exactly need to dress for it as we do for

the opera; but the conditions under which it is to be enjoyed are

rather dear. Among them I should name a good suit of clothes,

including some trifling ornament,--not including back hair for one

sex, or the parting of it in the middle for the other. I should add

also a good dinner, well cooked and digestible; and the cost of a

fair education, extended, perhaps, through generations in which

sensibility and love of beauty grew. What I mean is, that if a man

is hungry and naked, and half a savage, or with the love of beauty

undeveloped in him, a sunset is thrown away on him: so that it

appears that the conditions of the enjoyment of a sunset are as

costly as anything in our civilization.

Of course there is no such thing as absolute value in this world.

You can only estimate what a thing is worth to you. Does gardening

in a city pay? You might as well ask if it pays to keep hens, or a

trotting-horse, or to wear a gold ring, or to keep your lawn cut, or

your hair cut. It is as you like it. In a certain sense, it is a

sort of profanation to consider if my garden pays, or to set a

money-value upon my delight in it. I fear that you could not put it in

money. Job had the right idea in his mind when he asked, "Is there any

taste in the white of an egg?" Suppose there is not! What! shall I

set a price upon the tender asparagus or the crisp lettuce, which made

the sweet spring a reality? Shall I turn into merchandise the red

strawberry, the pale green pea, the high-flavored raspberry, the

sanguinary beet, that love-plant the tomato, and the corn which did not

waste its sweetness on the desert air, but, after flowing in a sweet

rill through all our summer life, mingled at last with the engaging

bean in a pool of succotash? Shall I compute in figures what daily

freshness and health and delight the garden yields, let alone the large

crop of anticipation I gathered as soon as the first seeds got above

ground? I appeal to any gardening man of sound mind, if that which

pays him best in gardening is not that which he cannot show in his

trial-balance. Yet I yield to public opinion, when I proceed to make

such a balance; and I do it with the utmost confidence in figures.

I select as a representative vegetable, in order to estimate the cost

of gardening, the potato. In my statement, I shall not include the

interest on the value of the land. I throw in the land, because it

would otherwise have stood idle: the thing generally raised on city

land is taxes. I therefore make the following statement of the cost

and income of my potato-crop, a part of it estimated in connection

with other garden labor. I have tried to make it so as to satisfy

the income-tax collector:--

Plowing.......................................$0.50

Seed..........................................$1.50

Manure........................................ 8.00

Assistance in planting and digging, 3 days.... 6.75

Labor of self in planting, hoeing, digging,

picking up, 5 days at 17 cents........... 0.85

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Total Cost................$17.60

Two thousand five hundred mealy potatoes,

at 2 cents..............................$50.00

Small potatoes given to neighbor's pig....... .50

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